Chapter 54: How Pitiful to be Uncultured

  "It's really sad to have no knowledge of culture. Let me tell you, this computer has been installed with 'Super Nanny' software, and I've set it to automatically shut down and restart every 30 minutes, guaranteed not a single second of error." Lin Junyun laughed so hard his waist almost went straight: "Not convinced? Come on, hit me!"

  "What's with the milk? Milk mom?" Pang Guang was taken aback, this name is too playful. He glanced at Lin Junxun Yutu with a mischievous grin.

  "You stinky rascal, want to die? Believe it or not, I'll deduct five minutes from your tomorrow!" Lin Junyun's face turned bright red.

  "Nerves, treating chicken feathers as orders." Pang Guang pouted and reluctantly left Lin Junyun's room.

  It's so frustrating, every day I only have a pitiful 30 minutes to play computer games, and the right to decide on these 30 minutes is still in someone else's hands. I'm like a clay doll, being pinched and flattened at will, all depending on someone else's words. Lin Junyun might be having her period today and is in a bad mood, she doesn't like the look of you so she deducts 5 minutes, and tomorrow's gaming time immediately drops to 25 minutes.

  Pang Da Hu and Luo Li Qing hastily retreated to their own room when Pang Guang was about to come out. Earlier, he had made an excuse that the police station needed him to work overtime, so he put on his uniform and went around in circles outside before sneaking back to see the actual effect. He knew that if he were present, the effect might be biased, at least Lin Jun Yun would be restrained because of his presence and wouldn't dare to discipline Pang Guang freely.

  When she tiptoed back home, she unexpectedly saw Luo Lixiang eavesdropping outside Lin Junyue's door. The two exchanged a glance without speaking and continued to listen in secret until they thought Pang Guang was about to leave the room, then hastily hid back into her own room.

  "How about it, wasn't I right? I guessed that Jun Yun would be able to control your precious son." Pang Da Hu said triumphantly to Luo Li Qing: "Not having knowledge and culture is indeed pitiful, how come I didn't think of using this trick?"

  "Hmph, time reveals a person's heart, and it's just the beginning, yet you're already so pleased with yourself. Look at Lin Junyue, she's acting like a fool, I'm afraid your son won't learn well and will be bullied to death by her first." Luo Lijiang stubbornly turned her head to one side, but she had to admit that today was the shortest gaming session for Pang Guanghui since he started playing computer games. In the past, they tried every trick in the book, short of pulling down the entire house's circuit breaker or smashing the computer.

  "This is exactly what I wanted." Pang Dahu excitedly hugged Luo Lixiang, his hands sneakily pinching her all over: "Wife, do you know that when you suddenly got angry and left this morning, I was worried to death."

  "You're so happy to see me leave, aren't you? You can't wait for me to go far away, so you and that fox spirit can have your chance...” Luo Lijiang's words were cut off as her mouth was covered by Pang Dahu, who then picked her up and threw her onto the bed.

  Luoli Qing closed her eyes, knowing that another sleepless night was inevitable. However, she didn't struggle and even looked forward to Pang Da Hu being rougher.

  That night was indeed not peaceful, and the four rooms with five people were thoroughly sleepless, with the smell of paint still lingering.

  "Pan Da Hu, won't you let people sleep? I'm exhausted from being tormented by you!" After a while, Luo Li Qing was extremely tired and fell asleep, but Pan Da Hu was full of energy, turning left and right like stir-frying soybeans, enjoying himself immensely. Luo Li Qing was finally driven to open her mouth and complain.

  Pang Da Hu turned around and hugged Luo Li Qing: "Wife, I'm thinking, with Lin Jun Yun in charge of him now, he can't jump up anymore. Should we follow this momentum and come down harder, set up a reward mechanism?"

  "Don't disturb me, what time is it? I'm sleeping." Lu Liqing turned around trying to break free, but failed. Pang Datou instead hugged her even tighter.

  "Wife, that little brat will be in high school next year. Judging from the current situation, I think he can get into college, but it's uncertain." Pang Datou tightened his arm around Luo Lijiang: "As you said, my glorious days are useless now, and I'm almost at the age of retirement. This is how my life will be, anyway, as long as I work hard and rely on my salary to make a living, I won't starve or die. But our son is really worrisome!"

  Luoli Qing had already slowly entered a daze after venting her grievances, and was half asleep when Pang Dahu woke her up, making her feel annoyed. She twisted her body to shake off Pang Dahu: "Save me, Pang Dahu, I'm sleeping!"

  "Alright, go to sleep, I'm sleepy too. I've thought it through, if that little brat can get into Shanghai Mountain University, I'll buy him a car." Pang Dahu withdrew his arm from Luo Lijun's neck and lay flat on the bed, staring blankly at the dark ceiling of the dormitory as a wave of intense drowsiness washed over him.

  "What? I didn't quite catch that, was I dreaming or were you talking? You said you're going to buy a car for Pang Guang?" Luo Lijing suddenly sat up in bed and turned on the light just as Pang Datou was about to fall asleep: "Besides, with Pang Guang's grades, can he even get into Shanghai Mountain University? Are you having a high fever or something?"

  "It's not just to give him something to look forward to, is it?" Pang Dahu rubbed his eyes and sat up: "I'm talking about after he gets in, if he doesn't get in, then we don't have to fulfill the promise. But what if that kid makes a determined effort to get this reward and actually gets in? Is our money worth spending? Besides, Haishan University is over 100 miles away from here, you can't expect him to ride a motorcycle back and forth, can you?"

  "Oh, it's because you're going to Shanghai University that you bought it, if you say so then it's settled." Lu Lijing let out a snort, lay down and pulled the quilt over her, burying her head in Pang Dahu's armpit: "Sleep."

  "You mean you agree then." Pang Dahu wrapped his arms around Luo Lixiang and started getting fresh again.

  "No, it's so itchy." Lu Lijing was now wide awake, half pushing and half pulling her body, but in her heart she was extremely pleased: "You little rascal, you're at it again, who's afraid of whom? Except for those few days when I'm on my period, I'll fully accommodate you, take all your goods as ordered, see what kind of bad idea you can come up with to move that fox spirit, haha, I'm so brilliant!"