Intentionally pretending to be rich (one more time)

  Xu Yan asked the male god to make a promise, inviting him to join the union. The male god accepted and actually went in! It turned out it had already been five days...

  "Xianxian, when are you planning to get married? I'll prepare the trumpet for you."

  No need, I still have some money in my bag, enough for a 200-yuan one.

  That's all!

  I didn't plan to make my guild so brilliant, I just want it to be harmonious and warm in the game, like a family. Just like the name of my guild: Warmth

  But if there were no people, the workplace would be so deserted!

  "Is that the union you just built?" Ting's tears asked. Xu Yan knocked on a "yes". Then he replied, "Then I want to join, can I?"

  Xu Yan only realized now that the tears in his eyes had no union! He opened up his profile, and although his equipment wasn't as good as Jiang Feng's, he was pretty good at brushing up maps and stuff... wait a minute, this looked like PK equipment? [Do you play PK?]

  The pupil's tear point nodded, and Xu Yan started to complain again【Pseudo-daughter, take a look at others, that's the real thing, you take a look at yourself, every day dressed up as a god standing on the street, everywhere hooking up with little girls, you're not even ashamed! You're all grown up, how can you still be so unorthodox!】

  Jiang Feng's head slipped down three days of black line: Xu Yan, damn it, you even trained me in the game without knowing it was me?

  Xu Yan opened the guild, at this time, there were only two people in the guild, Xu Yan thought for a moment, the male god's equipment was already top-notch, and he had left his previous guild to join this one that was built for her, and they had known each other for so long, shouldn't she make him vice-guild leader? So Xu Yan took action...

  Jiang Feng stared blankly at the words that appeared on the screen: You have become the president. (Warmth: Sorry, I forgot what the prompt said when becoming the president, so let's just pretend it was like this.)

  "Give back our president!"

  "Ditch sister, what else can you do?! I just wasn't paying attention and you gave my guild leader position away! Kiss me once and I'll return it to you!" Jiang Feng thought that since she was just pretending to be Xu Yan online, it didn't matter anyway, and besides, she had no idea it was really him.

  "My god, I'm already 28, how could you think of hooking up with an old cow?"

  "Are you 28?! The tears in her eyes are clearly shocking, this loli is so funny, so cute, and yet still so childish, can she really be 28? It doesn't seem like it at all! [Tian Zhen Yan, are you really 28? You're not just pretending to be a big shot, are you? That's not good!]

  Jiang Feng couldn't help but laugh, this guy's tearful eyes will probably die in a weird way!

  "Hmm, iris tears... damn it, you've got a name that's all over the place, and yet you're still talking about iris tears? Why don't you go ahead and talk about iris poop?!"] Xu Yan burst forth with her ferocity once again, using her "masculine aura" to intimidate every living person in the 98th district!

  "Cough, that... Pupil brother, Yan Yan speaks like this, she always speaks without reserve, but doesn't have any ill intentions. Don't mind it too much, I've been with her for a long time, I understand her. She's the type of person who is familiar with everyone, not holding back whether it's appropriate or not."

  The pupil's tears represent understanding 【Brother male god, you have suffered! 】

  Alas, I've suffered a lot indeed.

  I reckon this little loli's temperament has offended many people already, if it weren't for you supporting her, she would have been PKed countless times!

  She? Don't be kidding! With 100 loudspeakers, she's just one loudspeaker that can make people feel suffocated. Who dares to poke her? Her mouth never spares anyone, and because of this, TX looks down on her and always drops her line. However, recently I think she may have accumulated virtue and doesn't drop the line anymore.

  Xu Yan's eyes twitched, damn it, you're talking about me like I'm a virus or something. I didn't drop the line because I wasn't at home online, and my house is on China Telecom's network, dropping the line is normal, school is on Netcom's network!

  Jiang Feng actually knew that Xu Yan was not at home now, but he was also clever and didn't leave any traces.

  This loli is indeed quite strong, her words really make people confused!

  You don't know, there was once a three-piston encounter, scolding people as soon as they saw them. Originally, no one would bother with him, but this day's true words were good, and he rushed to chat with people. Then the other person scolded her for a sentence, and she told that person, continue, I'm listening. Then that person thought he had met an idiot, so he started scolding, and then said, is this all you can do? Uh, what did he say afterwards?

  You're saying that in reality, people either get monitored or beaten. Is the balance of reality not enough for you to come and play games? Or are you just a failure as an MB, with no one paying attention to you, so you came to play games to pick up girls? But I think even if you try to pick up girls in games, you won't succeed. Look at you, you look like a donkey, speak like a barking dog, and walk like a crawling insect. Why would anyone want to go out with you and pay for it? Oh, is it because you had a sex change operation that didn't work out, so you're venting your frustrations? But you've got the wrong person! Your great-grandmother worked hard to pull your grandmother out of the toilet pit, and then your father was born, followed by you. Your ancestors were all pretty good, but it all ended with you, a useless kid. Now that you think you're grown up and want to fly? Go ahead and fly, the higher you go, the harder you'll fall! And when you can't fly anymore, don't come crying to me, especially not to your great-grandmother! Your great-grandmother is a god, what are you?

  "Alright, alright, you're really something, Tiantianyan. You're a girl and you dare to scold people like that... Don't you have any shame?"

  "Hey, I haven't even told you everything yet! Do you think he would just listen quietly? Although I finally scolded him into submission, I also made a big sacrifice! And another thing, when you guys scold people, how can you do it with such a straight face? Can't I scold too?"

  I didn't mean it that way... The tears in my eyes are really bitter and have nowhere to vent.

  "Brother Pupil, don't mess with our family's Yan Yan, she's a time bomb." Jiang Feng thought of the teaching assistant's evaluation from a few days ago, and indeed had foresight.

  Xu Yan had long forgotten what the teaching assistant said, so he asked, "Why do I feel like I've heard this before?"

  Jiang Feng was speechless, and Xu Yan said "you're a sister", the teaching assistant just finished saying it would take a few days! However, he couldn't say it, if he did, it would be exposed.

  Didn't the person you liked say that? It wasn't until then that Jiang Feng suddenly remembered, he was going to ask indirectly if Xu Yan liked him... How did it end up like this?

  Xu Yan was taken aback [Oh my god, you wouldn't have fallen for me, would you? Why else would you keep asking me personal questions?! Ah, I'm already 28, not into young girls!] Xu Yan was about to continue being cute, but suddenly remembered her president! [Damn it, the president is coming!]

  Jiang Feng only then remembered, there were indeed many things he had forgotten... However, after getting to know Xu Yan, he also became more deceitful... It was really Xu Yan's fault, bringing such a good kid into the pit... [I won't give it to you, die from anger, who let you always bully me!]

  The tears of the pupils are speechless 【。。。Big brother, big sisters, I ask you to let me join the union, is it okay? I've been waiting for this answer for a long time, can't you pay attention to me? 】

  At this time, Jiang Feng and Xu Yan suddenly remembered that there was another thing they had overlooked... Hmm, it really is a pitfall!

  After a commotion, Jiang Feng returned the president position to Xu Yan, who then gave Jiang Feng a vice-president position. Xu Yan formally accepted Tong Kun's tears as a union member and stipulated: no scamming allowed. Then Jiang Feng said that the union name was wrong and should be called "Scam Union" (because the original name was Warmth Union), and of course, he got scolded by Xu Yan.

  Sorry about that, I went out to play yesterday for Mid-Autumn Festival and didn't update in time... I'm really sorry!! Today I'll make up for it with two updates~! To show my apology... Although the festival is over, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to everyone!!... Please give me more support and encouragement! Seeking collection and recommendation.