Chapter 24: The Party's Solo Battle! (2) "Oh heavens! Oh earth! Who can save me?!" Everyone's gaze turned to me, especially the passionate gaze of Cheng Yi, the little beauty. "Little beauty, do you enjoy watching this scene of two men kissing?"

  Chen Yu's arm was draped over my left shoulder, his face leering as he said with a sly smile: "Ye Fei, junior brother, go on, Xie Fan is waiting for you with her eyes closed."

  I said Xie Fan! Why are you closing your eyes? Wait, your face is even red! What's there to be red about?!

  Yang Xu's shoulder leaned towards my right shoulder: "Go ahead, young brother, I, Yang Xu, sincerely wish you two all the best."

  Wow! You think it's fun to stir up trouble, don't you?! If you let Little Beauty Cheng Yi think there's something wrong with my sexual orientation, I'll immediately slash left and right with a watermelon knife all the way to your doorstep! By the way, where does Yang Xu, senior, live?

  He Yu suddenly pulled out a piece of chalk from somewhere, I think it was from his waistband, he drew a circle with his eyes closed and his face flushed: "I've drawn the circle, Ye Fei junior brother, come quickly."

  Continue your 'ghostly writing'! Now you're coming to disturb me too! I instantly pulled out my phone from my pocket, stretched out my index finger and poked it like a landmine, "ding ding" poked more than twenty times: "Hello? Is that mom? Oh oh, okay okay, what?! It's actually like this?! I'll be right back!" Quickly put the phone back in my pocket, then rushed to the dormitory door like the wind, damn it! Why can't I open it?!

  Chen Yu, with a sly face, took a sip of Farmer's Three Fists (the taste was a bit salty), "Heh heh, to prevent anyone from escaping, I had already locked the door from the inside. Without a key, it can't be opened."

  Drop dead!

  Cheng Yi, a little beauty, looked at me and said: "If you really don't want to kiss, then forget it."

  Alas! The little beauty still pitied me, I went back the same way, since the little beauty said so, I had an excuse to step down.

  Cheng Yi: "If you don't kiss her, I'll do it for you." After saying that, the little beauty Cheng Yi closed her eyes and went to kiss Xie Fan.

  Whoa! That's your first kiss, right?! Don't do it! Forget it! I'm going all out! I suddenly rushed up and took the lead to kiss Xie Fan's face with eyes before the beautiful girl could, just as I was about to kiss Xie Fan, Xie Fan opened his eyes.

  Scared the baby to death! I said Xie Fan senior, why did you suddenly open your eyes!

  Xie Fan's eyes had just opened and before my lips could even get close to his glasses, he quickly pushed me back: "Look at you, with one mouthful you can make my glasses fly all over the sky, go kiss that person behind you instead, I'm in charge, if you do then mine will be cancelled."

  "This is what you said! Don't go back on your word!" I was risking my life to kiss him, and I dare say that even if there was a 'chick' behind me, I would still dare to kiss him.

  "Huh? What's going on?" A sweet, girly breath was transmitted to my body, the lips that touched mine were so soft and small, a cleverly crafted little mouth, delicate little hands, and those two budding oppai on her chest, the lovely girl Cheng Yi!

  Cheng Yuqiao blushed and pushed me away, while Chen Yu, Yang Xu, and He Yu, the three guys around us, started cheering and applauding. Xie Fan adjusted his glasses and smiled slightly: "My kiss is also cancelled, Ye Fei junior brother, don't be so tense, I'm not Chen Yu, but I keep my promises."

  The atmosphere in the room was very subtle, seemingly with six people, but at this moment it seemed like only I and Cheng Yi were alone in a room. Chen Yu looked at Cheng Yi: "Cheng Yi, is this your first kiss?" Cheng Yi's face turned even redder, nodding her head. I really wanted to put Chen Yu on the mouth of a volcano, letting his butt remember for good, she's a girl, hey! Let go of that girl! If you want to ask anything, come at me!

  Chen Yu: "Ye Fei, little brother, is this your first kiss? Tell the truth."

  I blushed and twisted: "That's right, it was my first kiss." Damn! You actually asked, senior!

  Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "Alright, stop messing around. The joke has gone far enough, if we continue it will lose its meaning."

  Chen Yu, Yang Xu and He Yu also stopped, Chen Yu looked at me and Cheng Yi: "Neither of you is at a loss, both are first kisses, okay, let's continue our previous game."

  Looking at Chen Yu's face, which is even more lewd than Dreyven's, 'You're a guy who doesn't match what you say! Your words sound like those of a gentleman, but looking at that face, it's completely like Dreyven's!'

  The atmosphere became extremely subtle, and every time I exchanged eyes with Cheng Yi, in the next moment, it was immediately averted, that electrifying feeling.

  Chen Yu: "You two stop it, I'm all numb and tingly all over, I feel like I'm going to be electrocuted."

  He Yu drew circles on the ground: "Who's next?"

  Everyone remained silent, and He Yu asked again, "Who's next?" The crowd still didn't speak up, and He Yu's drawings became even more rapid: "Who's going to go next!"

  "I'm going up!" "I'm going up, I'm going up!" Chen Yu and Yang Xu's hands were raised higher than anyone else. After a chaotic fight, Chen Yu covered his butt and went to the bathroom to wash up, while Yang Xu went up instead.

  After their fuss, my relationship with Cheng Yi returned to the past, and we were laughing and joking together. The group of people surrounded Yang Xu and watched his actions.

  Yang Xu controlled Chen Yu's account, first posting on a unusually popular forum, the content was: "Solo! Lost live screaming dad! Absolutely no regrets!" Behind it also hit an expanded fold mark, inside a few small words, nobody noticed, "solo! Lost live screaming dad! Absolutely no regrets! (Absolutely the owner of this number shouted!)

  In no time, this post was topped and a large number of people added Yang Xu saying they wanted to be his 'godfather'. After clicking on the accounts of these people, it turned out that they were all bronze 5. Yang Xu was so scared that he deleted them all with a shake of his hand.

  Yang Xu: "Isn't there a higher rank? Gold is fine too! A uniform bronze five makes me wonder how to play, I don't want to be the father of so many people either!"

  At this time, a person named 'Cutting Melon and Vegetables' on the forum added, "Add me, my League of Legends account has the same name as this number. I want to ask, are you live streaming?"

  Yang Xue quickly typed on the keyboard, bringing out the ultimate speed of nearly twenty years of single-handedness: "No, lost absolutely shouted dad, with so many people watching."

  Yang Xu added 'Cutting Melons and Vegetables', clicked into his account, and was immediately stunned. He looked at Xie Fan and He Yu: "Haven't we seen this account somewhere before?"

  Xie Fan adjusted his glasses and was about to speak when He Yu cut in: "It's Chai Yi's account!"

  Yang Xu: "Chai Yi? I haven't seen her in our dorm for days, where did she go? And how does she have time to browse the forum?" After staring for a while and seeing that Chai Yi didn't send any messages: "I guess it's not really her, could it be that this girl has a boyfriend? She's always out all night."

  Me: "Is Chai Yixue in the same class as you guys?" Yang Xu shook his head: "No, not in the same class. Forget it! Once girls grow up, they can't be controlled anymore, so I won't bother!"

  It sounds so awkward, by the way, Chai Yi Xue sister is only a few years older than you, why do you speak to her like she's your old man.

  Chai Yi chose a vampire, Yang Xu raised an eyebrow, the hero appeared in front of him, I saw his mouth change from closed to slightly open, then slowly getting bigger and bigger, Cheng Yi put an apple in Yang Xu's mouth and clapped his hands repeatedly saying it was fun.

  Yang Xu took the apple out of his mouth, took a bite, and said thank you to Cheng Yi. Then he burst into tears and said: "It's all over now! The dragon turtle is fighting the vampire! Damn it! I told Chen Yu to get out of the bathhouse quickly! What's the point of buying a dragon turtle!"

  Chen Yu's voice came from the bathroom: "I'm willing!" Because he had just been splashed with a lot of drinks when he was fighting Yang Xu, so now he was taking a bath, and the water was splashing loudly.

  Yang Xu: "It's better to drown you!"

  Yang Xue had already finished eating the apple and even the "bottle" was gone, leaving He Yu staring blankly.

  Cheng Yitian's sweet voice sounded: "Ye Fei, if you were to use Longgui to fight a vampire, could you win?"

  "My head suddenly turned into a spinning top: 'As long as the opponent isn't stupid and doesn't stand still for me to hit, it's impossible to beat no matter what.'"

  Xie Fan polished his glasses and looked at Cheng Yi: "Ye Fei's junior brother is right, Longgui is a hero who assists in the wild, this kind of top laner has nothing to do with Longgui."

  He Yu: "I think Longgui is quite fun, often using Longgui's Q skill to draw circles in Summoner's Rift." I, Xie Fan, Yang Xu, Cheng Yi: ""

  Yang Xu didn't know what equipment to get, the game time had passed 50 seconds, and it was almost time to send troops. Yang Xu casually clicked on an equipment, which turned out to be a +20 magic power amplifier, costing 435 gold. He then bought a small red potion to activate his Q skill and headed towards the top lane. The opposing player, Chai Yi, said "Mid lane." Then Yang Xu's Dragon Turtle turned around and rolled to the right, just like in military training.

  Chai Yi: "What were you thinking, playing Longgui solo? Do you know how many people are watching this live stream?"

  Yang Xiu thought to himself, anyway, it's not like I'm the one who's going to be called Dad, hehe, Chen Yu, wait till you're done with your bath and I'll give you a big surprise, another father figure is coming out, looks like Yang Xiu hasn't been idle.

  Because it was live, Yang Xiu also had recording software on, and others could send danmu, "Damn! Soloing the Dragon Turtle against a Vampire for the first time!"

  "Trash, I've seen Star Mom beat up Annie before." "What? When did you see that?"

  "Just a few days ago, at Beiyang School, you know? The Annie from our side was beaten up by Xing Mama and Annie solo, we were all stunned."

  "Bei Yang High School! The famous e-sports school! What happened in the end?"

  "That kid was driven away by us and even vowed not to touch League of Legends before graduation, it's really our fault for underestimating him. Forget it, too trashy to mention. I also know these two solo guys, sigh, shouldn't have opposed them in the first place." "What's wrong?"

  "We were driven out of the best dormitory in Beiyang because of some things, it's not worth mentioning. If there is a chance to make peace with them, I am still very willing."

  Yang Xiu controlled the Dragon Turtle, and the soldiers were too lazy to replenish. Under the tower, Ctrl+F3 jumped up and danced, the Vampire did not push the line, always supplementing the last small soldier. When the Vampire was level 2, the Dragon Turtle was level 1, when the Vampire was level 4, the Dragon Turtle was level 3. The Dragon Turtle stood still under the tower, the Vampire tried to walk forward and took a defensive tower, Q'd the Dragon Turtle with a face, but the Dragon Turtle still didn't move. The Vampire simply pushed up the soldier line, and soon reached level 6, while the Dragon Turtle had just reached level 5.

  The dragon turtle didn't move for a reason, because Yang Xu had not touched the computer from the beginning. After controlling the dragon turtle to run to the middle road and seeing the first wave of soldiers coming after the vampire's hand, he stood up from his seat, pulled us to change computers, brought snacks and drinks, and watched a very "short" horror movie together.

  How can there be no horror movies at a party! However, although we are watching horror movies, the music seems to be played incorrectly. I said: "Yang Xu Xue Zhang, why did you turn off the sound of the horror movie and play Super Mario's background music in the background? It doesn't look scary at all!"

  Yang Xu took a bite of fries and chewed them in his mouth: "You don't understand, it tastes better this way."

  You're so shameless! The flavor has all been eaten by you! What you said 'flavor' refers to potato chips, right? You say it is or not! If you dare say it's not, I'll stuff the remaining 28 bags of 'flavor' into your butt!

  "He Yu: 'Everyone come quick! The vampire's blood is left behind!'"

  What's going on? The dragon turtle didn't even move, how did the vampire lose blood? Everyone left the "horror movie" playing Super Mario music and came to the computer together. It turned out that the vampire saw the dragon turtle shrinking under the tower and "playing dead". At level 6, it was Q skill consumption to wake up the dragon turtle, but in the end, they didn't even bother to consume it. The R skill ultimate EQW dragon turtle just started attacking normally, with the vampire's ultimate move on its body, and the vampire also lost a lot of blood from being hit by the tower earlier.

  When I saw Yang Xu being choked to death by potato chips (flavor), rolling his eyes and spitting out 'potato chips', I rushed to the computer desk, grabbed the mouse and keyboard. At this moment, I was possessed by a German boy, even Saiyans couldn't stop me. With a flash of Q, Ignite and E skills, I beat the vampire in one go. The big move that the vampire had been setting up on me finally reached five seconds, and the vampire killed the Dragon Turtle! Two seconds later, the Dragon Turtle killed the vampire!

  This live broadcast was originally watched by those little brothers sitting in front of the computer, but the last kill by the dragon turtle made them tremble with fear, covering their faces and jumping up from their chairs to cheer loudly.

  "I did my best, not too embarrassing, right, Yang Xu senior?" I turned around to look for Yang Xu's figure, but couldn't find him anywhere. "Strange, where did he go?"

  Xie Fan pushed his glasses up: "Younger brother, look down with your eyes, don't stick your neck out like a pigeon. The ceiling is above us, and there's nothing to eat falling from it."

  "Here, here."

  I looked down and saw He Yu making a "ghostly" gesture next to Yang Xu, Xie Fan pinching the acupuncture point on He Yu's neck, and Cheng Yi staring at me with wide eyes. Suddenly, there was a loud "puff" sound, and potato chips sprayed out like a fountain, jumping up and patting his chest repeatedly: "Almost choked me to death, luckily I, Yang Xu, have great fortune and a long life, thanks to the Buddha's protection."

  "You ate all twenty remaining packs of 'flavor' in one breath, didn't you! Definitely did! I must not have guessed wrong!"

  Chen Yu and the bath towel were rubbing against each other, wearing only a pair of underwear, finally walked out of the bathroom: "What's going on, it's so lively outside, tell our dorm leader about it."

  Everyone looked at Chen Yu and pointed at the computer screen: "Chen Yu, your dad."