Chapter 25: The Party's Solo Battle! (3) Chen Yu was completely bewildered, taking the towel off Dala's body to wipe his still-damp hair again. "My old man? You're kidding me, right? My old man is now farther away from me than the Western Heaven, how could he be my old man? Besides, my old man doesn't even go online, you don't even have this basic knowledge and yet you want to deceive me?"

  Everyone: "It's really your dad! Come quickly! Yang Xu just helped you recognize him."

  Chen Yu's towel fell off his head and followed us to the computer, where the post was now filled with curses.

  "My god! Are you kidding us?" "Hurry up and livestream calling dad!" "If you're shy, cover your face with stockings and call dad! Quick!" "Hurry up and do it! Mom is coming to check on our dorm!"

  Chen Yu's fist was clenched, and he stared at Yang Xu: "Yang Xu, how many times is this?" Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "Probably twenty-eight or thirty-seven times."

  Chen Yu pounced on Yang Xu, after 49 rounds of 'crazy fighting', this time it was Yang Xu who took the six-colored fruit juice to wash his butt.

  Chen Yu sat down in front of the computer and I said: "Senior Chen Yu, what are you going to do? Are you really going to call him dad?"

  Chen Yu: "A gentleman's word is his bond, and even a team of horses cannot catch up to it. Although Yang Xu said he was the one who messed with it, this is still my account! I mustn't lose 'credibility'."

  Shut up! Chen Yuxue, it's not me who said that about you! Your credibility was lost the moment you were born, just like your own integrity!

  The forum was filled with voices, and a message instantly swept across the entire forum.

  "Huh? I've seen this person before!" "Is it the one who plays Dragon Turtle or the vampire?" "Of course, it's Dragon Turtle! He often livestreams and shouts 'Dad!' I still remember the last time he shouted 'Dad' was during my summer vacation."

  "This person's hobbies and interests are really peculiar."

  "Ah, nothing can be done, in this big world, there's nothing strange that doesn't exist."

  Cheng Yixiao was already smiling with a bunch of flowers trembling, Xie Fan was also smiling with his glasses on, and He Yu was the most unsteady, this guy had already laughed so hard that he fainted, and there was still a piece of chalk on the ground that he had 'stolen' from the classroom, drawing a circle.

  I'm very curious about what Chen Yuxue would do next, only to see him adjust the video and wrap a towel around his head, covering his entire face, shouting "Cutting melons and vegetables" in a loud voice, then quickly turning off the camera, after which the people online were satisfied and left after a commotion.

  Me: "Chen Yu, did you notice that Chai Yi is the one chopping vegetables?" Chen Yu suddenly shouted loudly: "I know! This girl hasn't returned to her dorm for several days. Just now, I received a text message on my phone saying she's been accompanying her boyfriend playing 'games' and didn't come back. Dammit, I reckon it was him who just played solo with Yang Xu using his account. Forget about her, let's continue our game."

  "What if Yang Xu loses? Will we still draw lots?" Cheng Yi and I said this sentence together, and we looked at each other, then turned our heads away.

  Chen Yu glanced at us and smiled slyly: "Hehe, of course not. Who's next? Cheng Yi or Xie Fan?"

  Xie Fan quietly made a polite gesture to Cheng Yi, who waved her hand: "Senior Xie Fan, you go first."

  He Yu: "Everyone shut up! Let me handle this!" He Yu had been lying motionless on the ground with his eyes closed, and we thought he was asleep so didn't bother him.

  He Yu: "Xue Chang, I've never seen you play League of Legends before. Today, I'm going to open my eyes wide and take a good look."

  He Yu nodded in satisfaction: "En, today let you see the power of this perennial substitute!"

  He Yu rushed in front of the computer and randomly pulled someone into the room from Chen Yu's friends list, then typed "solo" and sent it.

  The other party agreed, and the two entered the game. He Yu asked a question mark and immediately chose Musou Sword Maiden. The opponent's Scarecrow was about to be sucked to death by Musou Sword Maiden without any major issues.

  During the time He Yu was wailing, I asked Chen Yu: "Senior, who is He Yu's opponent?" Chen Yu: "Oh, that's someone who added me in the game, I don't know him either, just a passerby." The sound of Yang Xu taking a shower came from the bathroom, and he even hummed the music of League of Legends ranked matches. Chen Yu made a sly face, stretched out his index finger to his mouth, making a "don't speak" gesture to me, then quietly snuck towards the bathroom where Yang Xu was, reached out his hand to gently turn the doorknob, and locked the bathroom door. It's likely that Yang Xu was "picking up soap", and the sound of rain outside covered up the sound of Chen Yu locking the door, so Yang Xu didn't notice that the door had been locked.

  Cheng Yi saw Chen Yu come back and said worriedly, "It's going to be very stuffy in there while taking a bath, you might not be able to get out." Xie Fan rubbed his glasses, "Don't worry, it's ventilated inside, and there's an air exchange button. Even if we sleep in there at night, it'll be fine."

  Xie Fan, you must have slept with her! I'm absolutely right!

  We turned our attention away from Yang Xu's bathhouse and looked towards He Yu's match, at this time He Yu had already arrived at the line, equipped with a Dora Sword and a small red potion, the opposing scarecrow was equipped with a Dora Ring and two small red potions.

  Just as the online small soldier hadn't come out yet, He Yu's Sword Maiden had already poked the Strawman's Chrysanthemum. The Strawman's HP was almost gone in one second, while the Sword Maiden's attack power was over 80 and her attack speed was less than one second per hit. He Yu's Sword Maiden was a QA ( Quality Assurance) that just ran away.

  The new version of the sword girl's passive is to add real damage, and the last hit just knocked out over 100 real blood from the scarecrow. Looking at the summoner skills, the scarecrow has Ignite Weakness, while the sword girl has Ignite Flash.

  The first wave of soldiers came, and the Scarecrow ran back to the line from the city's return point. The Sword Maiden did the same, and as soon as they met, it was like a cat and dog meeting for the first time. The Sword Maiden immediately tried to poke the Scarecrow's butt, but the Scarecrow had learned its lesson and hid behind the ranged minions in the back. He Yurou didn't care, controlling the Sword Maiden to charge through the advancing minions and suddenly appear in front of the Scarecrow hiding behind the ranged minions. With Q skill activated, she struck the Scarecrow with one sword and immediately turned around and ran out of his W skill range.

  Strawman looks for opportunities to attack Sword Maiden, while Sword Maiden uses her Q skill as soon as it cools down and goes in with a combo. When they both reach level 2, Sword Maiden is beaten by the minions and loses some health, but slowly regains it after eating a small red potion. Strawman also eats a small red potion on himself, his W skill doesn't absorb minion damage, just waiting for Sword Maiden to make a mistake.

  The second-level swordswoman added an E skill, mainly the second burst of that E skill. He Yu's swordswoman recovered her health and opened the E skill ahead of time, then Q-ed up. The scarecrow made a normal attack and followed with the E skill, opening W to absorb blood and adding the recovery effect of the small red medicine on his body. The swordswoman didn't manage to knock down much of the scarecrow's health with this combo, but instead lost a lot herself.

  "It's just a desperate situation, wait for the Strawman W skill to end, and the normal attack can't beat the Sword Maiden."

  Xie Fan rubbed his glasses: "That's right, the Scarecrow can absorb continuously without being interrupted by W skills in the late game, but not in the early game. He Yu, let's go all out against him."

  He Yu listened to our opinions, after E's second skill hit the scarecrow's face, he didn't walk back but continued to attack the scarecrow. The scarecrow's HP ended and was about to enter the Sword Maiden's burst damage phase. He Yu was so excited that he almost jumped up and drew a circle on the computer.

  However, the scarecrow weakened, and the scarecrow and Sword Maiden were tied together. The sword maiden and the scarecrow ignited simultaneously, the sword maiden flashed, and the scarecrow continued to walk. The sword maiden escaped with residual blood, and the chrysanthemum was faintly painful. The scarecrow swung his hand, and a black chrysanthemum-shaped auspicious cloud flew past the sword maiden's back. The sword maiden stared blankly as that skill flew into her own chrysanthemum, let out a mournful cry, and fell to the ground. Behind her was that black chrysanthemum auspicious cloud. First blood! The scarecrow killed the peerless Sword Maiden and obtained the first blood!

  Me: "Chen Yu, what are we eating tonight?" Chen Yu: "Let's have spare ribs." Me: "But I want to eat dumplings." Chen Yu: "Okay, okay." I and Chen Yu walked away from He Yu with our shoulders touching.

  He Yu: "Halt! If I had just stayed behind and kept a low profile, maybe I could have taken out the Scarecrow with my third-level skills!"

  When He Yu wanted to draw circles on our chrysanthemum, Chen Yu and I immediately launched a "siege war" with He Yu on the sofa. The two of us formed a complete defense on the back of the sofa, leaving no room for He Yu to take advantage of. At the most intense moment of this siege war, a loud knocking sound like a torpedo explosion came from the bathroom side. Yang Xu: "Damn! Who locked the door?! Wait and see how I'll deal with you after I get out! Do you know what my nickname was when I used to hang out on the streets? Chrysanthemum Flipping Cloud Hand! Even if your chrysanthemum is as big as the earth, I can still blow it up inside and out!"

  Listening to Yang Xu's incessant threats, we fell silent for a moment, and finally, for the sake of our own lives, after a unanimous discussion, we decided not to let Yang Xu out of the bathroom tonight.

  Yang Xu was still knocking on the door of the bathroom, Chen Yu and He Yu had already reached a 'ceasefire agreement' to 'unite against external enemies', Cheng Yi: "He Yu also lost, if he loses, he can't draw lots, next is En Xie Fan senior, you come."

  "Alright." He sat down at the computer, and we didn't need to guess that Xie Fan would definitely win. The ordinary and unremarkable him wouldn't lose unless he encountered Zhao Baolin, who claimed to be a "future professional player", whom we met this morning. From these few days of interaction and my observation, I found that Senior Xie Fan is someone who takes everything very seriously, even to the point of being overly serious, and strives to do every task well. However, under Chen Yu's leadership, what was originally a good thing would eventually become chaotic. For example, Chen Yu had done many things like forcing old ladies to cross the road. It can be said that Xie Fan is always cleaning up after Chen Yu, and it feels like Xie Fan can maintain his "heroic nature" for three years in high school without changing at all, even when he's with someone as "out of control" as Chen Yu. Truly, the most calm and collected person in the universe. Those "calm and collected" people online are nothing compared to Xie Fan.