Chapter 4: Big P's Calculations Fall Through (1)

  I didn't have time to continue contacting Da P or Yue Qingfeng. I only heard a "ding" sound, and the wall of the dormitory split in two, with a white light pillar descending from the sky.

  That male voice appeared again: Dinsi Xi, welcome you to become the new student of the Wizard School, please stand in the light column, we will transmit you to the primary school.

  I went over there.

  When I opened my eyes, I had already arrived in a bright and spacious hall.

  A very beautiful girl walked up to me. She was so beautiful that I had never seen a girl as beautiful as her before. With an extremely sweet voice, she said to me: "Welcome, Xixi, I am the receptionist of the Wizard School. Please follow me to your classroom. Your teacher has been waiting for you for a long time."

  I followed her and asked: "Who is my teacher?"

  "You're lucky, you've met our school's youngest and most beautiful guidance teacher, who shares the same surname as you, Ding Ke."

  I followed that pretty Xiu into a small room, my teacher Ding Ke turned around, oh my god, it was actually "Bae Yong-joon"

  "Learning magic is very hard." He wore a black robe and looked more serious than Bae Yong-joon, saying to me, "Do you have enough mental preparation? If not, it's better to give up early."

  "The tuition has been paid," I said, "Let's just learn and see."

  "Alright. Let's start our first lesson." Dink pointed to a chair beside him, indicating for me to sit down. "This lesson is called the Stillness Lesson. For wizards, being able to focus your mind and cast magic in an instant is of utmost importance. Therefore, you must learn to calm your heart and not have any stray thoughts."

  Right after that, I was covered by something like a glass cover. Ding Ke's voice came from far away: "From now on, close your eyes and don't think about anything. If you can't sit still, just tell me, and I'll let you out."

  I did it accordingly, which is not difficult for me at all, because sleeping in class is a common occurrence for me.

  I fell asleep soon.

  When I woke up, I found myself back in the real world.

  "Game Over."

  I subconsciously glanced at the computer next to me, and Da P was leaning against the chair with his head tilted, looking like he was in a daze. Xiao Yi was spraying some liquid on his face.

  My god.

  "Xiao Wei, go to the bathroom and get a towel." My aunt instructed me.

  I quickly fetched it and asked Little Auntie, "What's wrong with him?"

  "She's lost consciousness." Xiaoyi said in puzzlement, "But how could it be so severe?"

  "Nothing will happen, right?" I said.

  "Of course not." After wiping the water stains on his face with a towel, Xiao Yi said, "He will definitely wake up within five minutes, don't worry."

  Little aunt is really high-sighted, at 4 minutes and 59 seconds, Big P finally moved.

  He opened his eyes and asked, "Is there Coke?"

  "Wait, I'll go get it for you," said Little Aunt with a smile.

  "Add ice." He demanded quite high.

  "What's wrong with you?" I asked him, "Are you really dead or just pretending to be dead?"

  "At a depth of one thousand meters underwater, I also can't swim, do you say I'm really dead or just pretending to be dead?" He slapped the computer fiercely and said: "This game is really ruthless!"

  "Be careful, if you break the computer, you'll have to pay for it."

  "Give me a 20% discount for the sake of our relationship," he said. "I'm really sorry about this, you're making fun of me today, haha."

  "What day don't I see you making jokes?"

  "One day you will worship me blindly." He boasted unambiguously.

  Alright, unless he's as good as Yue Qingshan. I suddenly remembered the feeling of flying with Yue Qingshan, it was really exciting!

  I really wish I could see him again soon.

  I told my little aunt that I still wanted to go in and play for a while. I actually fell asleep during class earlier, I don't know if the teacher would be furious or not. My little aunt said no way, the game still needs to be tested, if such an unexpected thing happened to a player, it would be over, the investors would kill her.

  "You're also too arrogant." Xiaoyi handed the cola to Da P and scolded him, saying: "Why didn't you just walk out of the desert honestly? You could have even flown with wings if you wanted to. Why did you have to play with a hot air balloon that you've never played with before?"

  "Good grief." said Big P, "Want to get to the Wizard School and meet up with Ding Wei as soon as possible. But you're also quite ruthless, arranging my birthplace in such a remote desert, I almost got sunburned to death."

  "You're not that capable." Xiaoyi snickered and said, "Let's test just how capable the most capable person really is."

  Big P stopped talking and drank the Coke dry, he seemed to have just walked out of the desert, so thirsty that after finishing his own cup, he also drank mine dry, without any gentlemanly demeanor.

  After sending Da P back home, my aunt took me to Pizza Hut to eat pizza. I cut a piece of pizza and asked her fiercely, "What should be the most powerful magic in the game?"

  "Heaven's secret cannot be revealed." Little Auntie said with a mysterious smile.

  "Do you really believe in witchcraft?" I asked her.

  "Believe and it exists, don't believe and it doesn't." The little aunt became even more mysterious.

  It's simply impossible to discuss this further with her.

  "Pizza is pretty good," said Xiao Yi, "Don't you want some more?"

  I shook my head: "Enough. Your damned wings have ruined my appetite."

  Auntie smiled and said, "Didn't you eat today?"

  I smiled and said, "The person who took me flying looks so much like Big P?"

  "He's just a big shot." Little Aunt was being sarcastic.

  Cut.

  And that teacher, how can he look exactly like our teacher? I think Little Aunt will soon be sued by someone for infringing on their right to portrait.