Chapter 24: Why did you pee on me? How disgusting!

  Lin Jie vanished into thin air before our eyes, Lin Jie? Where's Lin Jie? Where did Lin Jie go? Could it be that just now when we were fighting this invisible fierce ghost, he was taken away by another fierce ghost? My hair stood on end.

  Guan Tingting's face turned pale and she cried out in a shrill voice: "Shang Yu, what should we do?"

  "Don't worry, let's take a look!" I plucked up the courage to lead Guan Tingting and Tian Ji into the depths of the forest again in the dark.

  His mother's field chicken has a smaller gall than Guan Tingting, pulling my hand and trembling with fear. I cursed in my heart: "Your sister's field chicken, pretending to be a ghost is not enough, but when it comes to the crucial moment, you're actually afraid? It's really a waste of Tian Lao Dao's legacy! Tian Lao Dao's face has been lost by him..."

  At this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind: "Yu Ge, why did you come to Mei Mountain again?"

  I heard the sound and looked over, extremely surprised, it was actually Qin Su'er!

  She didn't say she was going back home? How can she appear here at this time?

  I exclaimed with joy: "Su'er, how is it you? How did you come?"

  Qin Su'er didn't have the kind of surprise I imagined for a long-awaited reunion, her face was pale and her expression was cold, she replied indifferently: "I just returned to the county town tonight, came to the rental house to find you, Iron General answered the door. Heard some noise on the mountain, so I came over."

  She's really something, that Qin Su'er. Although these few words of hers were cold and detached, I felt a warmth in my heart when I heard them. We're truly sisters who can go through thick and thin together, and she actually ventured into the dark Mei Mountain to find me!

  At this time, Qin Suer glared at me and walked into the woods with a twist of her body.

  I was stunned for a moment, Guan Tingting reacted quickly, beckoned me and immediately followed Qin Suer.

  The forest was extremely dark, the night wind blew by, and the big trees were like layers of ghostly shadows, as if they would pounce on us at any moment. We quickly caught up with Qin Su'er.

  She was standing under a big tree looking around, I walked up and asked: "Su Er, what are you looking for?"

  Qin Su'er replied: "Looking for your friend, didn't your friend go missing? I just heard it earlier!"

  Guān Tíngtíng anxiously shouted twice: "Lín Jié? Lín Jié? Where are you......"

  I whispered to Guan Tingting: "Tingting, don't shout, we'll disturb that fierce ghost from just now and it will be troublesome!"

  Qin Suer suddenly frowned at me and Guan Tingting, saying: "You both stop talking here!"

  It's as if she was following orders, I found it very unexpected, she had only met Guan Tingting once and wasn't very familiar with her, why would she speak to her like that?

  Gu Tingting apparently couldn't stand Qin Suer's tone and muttered: "Miss Qin, I'm worried about my colleague."

  Qin Su'er said coldly: "If you don't want to die, then don't speak!"

  I exchanged a glance with Guan Tingting, seeing her tightly furrowed eyebrows. I carefully asked Qin Suer: "Suer, aren't you afraid of death?"

  Qin Su'er didn't respond to me and took a step forward towards the forest in front of us.

  This morning, Guan Tingting gave me a signal to follow her. Guan Tingting was hesitant and standing there, I and Tianji had already followed up, Guan Tingting said wait for her and hurriedly caught up.

  Qin Suer walked very quickly, as if chasing something. I asked Tian Ji: "It's so dark in the woods, do you have anything to light up?"

  "I've got a mobile phone, I can use it as a flashlight!"

  "Gu Tingting suddenly exclaimed: "Shang Yu, look at us, we're all stupid, why didn't we think of calling Lin Jie?". As she spoke, she took out her phone and found Lin Jie's number, then dialed it."

  "Hurt can't get up, really can't get up..." The ringing sound actually came from behind us.

  The sudden ringing still startled me, Guan Tingting exclaimed excitedly: "It's behind, it's behind..."

  Qin Su'er, who was walking in front, stopped and quickly turned around to head back, the three of us hastily followed.

  This girl Qin Su'er is always mysterious, at such a critical moment, she has become the leader of our group. I looked at her in confusion as she quickly moved through the forest, damn it, she's too weird! My heart was slightly uneasy.

  Qin Su'er stopped in front of a big tree, looked up and shouted "Wow..." with a sharp cry, her voice was extremely shrill!

  My heart sank suddenly, and I saw a person hanging from the tree, surprisingly it was Lin Jie? The unbearable mobile phone ringtone came out of his pocket.

  Lin Jie's hands were tied up, his body was suspended in mid-air, and he was hung on a branch of a big tree by a vine. His eyes were tightly closed, and the expression on his face was extremely ferocious and terrifying, apparently having fainted!

  I saw Guan Tingting bite her silver teeth, jump into the air, swing that cold and shining military dagger, cut off that vine with one knife, "pa" sound, Lin Jie fell from the air.

  Lin Jie was hanging from the tree, at least two meters above the ground. Guan Tingting sprang into the air, twisted her body, drew her knife, and cut the rope to rescue him. The series of movements were smooth and flawless, extremely beautiful, I asked myself if I could do it, but she was incredibly skilled! I couldn't help but secretly admire her.

  Gu Tingting and Tian Ji almost simultaneously thought of squatting down to see Lin Jie's condition, but unexpectedly, with a loud crash, the two people's heads collided together.

  Guān Tíngtíng glared at Tián Jī and cursed: "Get out of here, you damn thing!"

  It seems that Guan Tingting still has a grudge against the ugly thing she saw under Tianji.

  The pheasant stood up, sighed and said in a dull tone: "Do we have any grudges? Why are you so unfriendly to me?"

  Guān Tíngtíng ignored Tian Ji, and with a worried expression on her face, she reached out to touch Lin Jie's nose.

  "Tingting, is he okay?" I couldn't help but ask.

  "Still breathing, looks like he's just fainted!", she said, then softly called out a few times: "Lin Jie? Lin Jie? Wake up..."

  Gu Tingting pressed Lin Jie's chest a few more times, but still there was no response.

  The paddy bird looked at Guan Tingting and asked: "He... he won't be dead, will he?"

  Guān Tíngtíng suddenly sprang up, cursing: "You damn paddy bird, crow's mouth! You curse him? Go die!" Guān Tíngtíng was furious, and with a kick of her foot, she knocked the paddy bird to the ground.

  The paddy frog got up, rubbed its sore buttocks and said: "I just asked a question, no need to be so fierce with me?"

  Damn it, Lin Jie is just a big mouth! Guan Tingting wanted to scold him again, I said: "Tingting, we need to wake up Lin Jie urgently!"

  Gu Tingting swallowed back the curse that had reached her lips and replied: "We'll think of a way!"

  The pheasant cried with a sad face and said: "Who hung him up there? How terrifying!"

  "I said: 'Tan Jie, don't make trouble, okay? Help think of a way to wake up Lin Jie, it's urgent! Once he wakes up, you can ask him and then you'll know, right?'"

  "Damn you, Tian Ji! Look at your disgusting face, you're really embarrassing our police school classmates! Get the hell out of here, the farther the better, so I don't have to look at you..."

  The pheasant was scolded and didn't dare to make a sound. Qin Su'er, who had been watching coldly without speaking, suddenly said: "Yu Ge, your friend is not in ordinary coma, even if you send him to the hospital, it's useless."

  "Suer, what can be done?" I hastily replied.

  Qin Suer's eyes dimmed slightly as she said, "There is a way, but you might not be able to save him."

  I got impatient and asked: "Su'er, stop being mysterious, what's the solution?"

  Qin Su'er replied: "Two methods, one is to find that old Taoist you met that night; the other is to use a child's urine!"

  Is it the urine of a virgin again? I suddenly understood the meaning of Qin Su's words that we might not be able to save Lin Jie, did she know all along that I'm not a virgin? My face turned bright red, fortunately it was at night and they couldn't see.

  The little boy walked over with a smile on his face and said, "Suer sister, I'm just a child, why did Lin Jie have to give up what's nearby and go find my old man? I'll do it!"

  Guān Tíngtíng's gaze was weirdly directed at me, my face turned even redder, I'm done for, Guān Tíngtíng must have known that I'm no longer a virgin, what will she think of me? Will she think I'm very despicable, very shameless, very base, very vile?

  I whispered: "I... I can't pee..."

  The wild chicken was extremely pleased with himself and shouted at me and Guan Tingting, Qin Suer: "Brothers, you and the two beauties retreat completely, watch this!"

  I even saw Tian Ji raise an eyebrow at Guan Tingting, as if to say, "You underestimated me, huh? At the critical moment, I'm still useful!"

  Damn it! I cursed in my heart and followed Guan Tingting and Qin Suer as they retreated a few steps, turning around.

  I had just turned around when I heard a sound of "psst psst psst..." and immediately smelled a pungent smell in my nose, damn it, his urine was too smelly. I saw Guan Tingting frowning, seemingly unable to bear it either.

  Qin Su'er suddenly let out a sharp cry and her body swayed as if she was about to fall. I rushed forward in shock and supported her.

  Her body was extremely cold, her face deathly pale, and she was breathing rapidly as if she had been severely injured! I anxiously asked: "Su'er... Su'er, what's wrong with you?". But in my heart, I thought, that cheap woman Tianji's urine poison might be a bit toxic, but it shouldn't have hurt you this badly, right?!

  Qin Su'er struggled to steady herself, forcing a smile as she said: "Yu Ge, I'm fine! It's getting late, I'll head home first..." After speaking, she stumbled and staggered towards the outside of the forest.

  I quickly ran over and said: "Su'er, I'm worried about you in this state, let me take you back?"

  Qin Su'er replied: "Yu Ge, don't worry? Your friend hasn't woken up yet, you have to stay here and take care of him! I'm fine, when I get home I'll send you a message... I'm leaving..."

  Qin Su'er struggled and disappeared from my line of sight, I stood there in a daze. This girl is really strange, coming and going hastily!

  Suddenly from over there came a burst of angry shouting: "Damn your ancestors! Why did you pee on me? How disgusting..."