Chapter 23: The Devil Strips

  Seeing the pheasant's terrified appearance, I secretly cursed: "Damn pheasant, you're just a cheap mouth, at critical moments you soften up. If only you could learn from your father's skills, you'd know how to swindle and cheat people out of food and drink..."

  I cursed inwardly and shouted at the paddy field fiercely: "Bring it on?!"

  The countryman didn't understand what I meant and didn't react for a long time. I cursed: "You damn well give me that peach wood rosary!"

  The wild cat had just taken out the Buddhist beads from her bosom and handed them over to me. I took the peach wood Buddhist beads and was about to beckon that stray cat, but it was too far away, and I was worried that I couldn't hit it. Just as I was hesitating, a figure suddenly jumped up from behind me, swinging a police baton fiercely at that stray cat. When I looked back, it turned out to be Guan Tingting, this woman's courage is really big!

  Guan Tingting's baton barely missed the stray cat, which suddenly leapt into the air, its two eyes flashing green light, and its four sharp claws swiped at Guan Tingting's face with lightning speed.

  This wild cat, even if it didn't have a ghost attached to it, those four sharp claws scratching Gu Tingting's face would still be unbearable, the policewoman would become a big flower-faced woman! I was so scared that I shouted loudly: "Tingting, be careful!"

  Guan Tingting did not disappoint me, her slender waist twisted lightly, and in mid-air, she made a beautiful turn. The wild cat's four sharp claws brought a gust of wind that whizzed past her cheek, startling Guan Tingting into a cold sweat.

  I waved the dagger with a cold light in my hand to rush over and support Guan Tingting. Unexpectedly, I had just rushed out for two steps, and my right hand holding the dagger was hit hard in the dark, and the dagger "clanged" and fell to the ground.

  I was so frightened that my soul flew away, and I hastily retreated several steps back, staring at the place where I had just passed by and shouted loudly: "Who? Who is it?"

  All around was quiet, except for my shouting voice, there were no other people present.

  Gu Tingting and Tian Ji saw me in a state of extreme terror, shouting loudly into the darkness, and quickly stood up with me.

  Gu Tingting softly gasped and whispered in my ear, "Shang Yu, what's wrong with you?"

  "I pointed to a place not far in front of me and replied with a trembling voice: 'There... there, something invisible exists, it knocked the dagger out of my hand...'"

  As soon as I said that, the two of them became even more terrified and took another step closer to me. Guan Tingting's body was almost in my arms. Smelling the fragrance on her hair, I felt a little dizzy, damn it! The police flower from the criminal police team was so close to me for the first time!

  I didn't let my mind get distracted and knew that this wasn't the time to think about it. I focused my attention, vigilantly looking around in all directions, but saw nothing.

  Damn it, if what just dropped the dagger from my hand was a fierce ghost all along, then it's really too scary. The key is that I couldn't see it. That ghost must be hiding in the darkness now, staring at us with gleaming eyes.

  The pheasant suddenly shouted: "Brothers, that wild cat is gone......"

  "I snorted coldly: 'Don't worry, the ghost that was attached to that stray cat has left its body, it's just that fierce ghost hiding in the darkness and attacking me!'"

  The three of us panted heavily, our eyes constantly scanning the surrounding woods. I suddenly saw a tree come crashing down with a loud "crash".

  "Watch out for that tree!" I shouted to remind Tian Ji and Guan Tingting.

  Before the words had fallen, the tree suddenly rushed towards Guan Tingting's chest in front of me. I pulled Guan Tingting behind me with a sudden movement, and kicked it forward with one foot. With a loud crash, the tree was kicked flying and fell heavily to the ground.

  The pheasant flew away like a bird and hid behind a tree to watch us.

  With a loud crash, two more trees fell down, spinning towards me and Gu Tingting, as if someone was holding two big trees to attack us. Gu Tingting dodged quickly, I blacked out in front of my eyes, the big tree that crashed into Gu Tingting heavily hit my back.

  I just felt a pain in my back and suddenly my nose started bleeding.

  "Run quickly!" Guan Tingting turned around and grabbed my hand, then ran towards the outside of the mountain.

  It was pitch black all around, and I couldn't see my fingers when I stretched out my hand. My soul was still unsettled, and I raised my leg to prepare to run with her. But just as I took a step forward, Guan Tingting let out a cry of surprise, and her right foot couldn't move.

  "What's wrong?" I pulled her hard.

  "It grabbed onto my leg," said Guan Tingting.

  "What's going on?" I was anxious, this fierce ghost unexpectedly had a lecherous heart, had taken a liking to Guan Tingting and made a move on her?

  My heart was burning with anxiety and anger had reached its peak, I couldn't let this happen before my eyes.

  I stomped down with force towards the ground, but I was only stomping in mid-air, and couldn't touch that fierce ghost at all.

  "Are you still a virgin?" Guan Tingting suddenly asked.

  What the...! At this hour, she's still asking me if I'm a virgin, what does that mean?

  What if it is? What if it isn't?

  "Are you really a child prodigy or not, speak up!", Guan Tingting asked again.

  "Yes... no, what's wrong?", I still don't understand why she asked like that.

  "Use... use urine, this child's urine is said to be able to drive out ghosts!" Guan Tingting's face was already red and her ears were burning as she spoke.

  "Understood!" I pulled open the zipper and was about to take out the shower head, when Guan Tingting let out a "wow" and quickly shifted her gaze elsewhere.

  I was just about to stand on Gu Tingting's right foot and pee, but I suddenly thought that I'm no longer a child, my body has already been broken, hesitated and then pulled the zipper of my pants back up.

  Guān Tíngtíng hadn't heard the sound of me urinating for half a day, and was urging me to hurry up. I had a hard time speaking, worried that if she knew I wasn't a virgin, she would laugh at me and never pay attention to me again.

  I was at a loss, when suddenly I saw a pheasant emerge from the darkness and run to our side, take off its pants with the fastest speed, pull out a faucet and prepare to pee.

  The paddy field was too tense, and it took half a day to get out, while Guan Tingting's right leg had been slowly dragged away by the invisible fierce ghost. She was so anxious that she shouted: "Hurry up! You're so slow!"

  "Rice bird, your sister's, can you hurry up and pee?" I couldn't help but slap his little brother hard. At the critical moment, you little brat are too disappointing!

  Suddenly a flash of lightning struck, shining directly on Tianji's buttocks.

  "Ah!" Paddy and Guan Tingting exclaimed in unison.

  The paddy field hastily covered up and shouted at Tingting: "What's wrong with you? Why are you taking pictures here?"

  "Put away that ugly thing!" Guan Tingting had just cursed, and her body suddenly moved more than a meter towards the depths of the mountain forest.

  Tianji was scolded by Guan Tingting, and she stuffed her little brother back in, pulled up the zipper and rushed forward to hug one of Gu Hui Xin's arms, intending to hold her back.

  "Damn it, what are you doing? You touched that and now you're touching me? Let go of your dirty hands!" Guan Tingting scolded again.

  The frog didn't make a sound, it just pulled Guan Tingting's hand with force.

  "Tingting, what's gotten into you? You're still thinking about these things?" I tightly grasped Gu Tingting's other arm and pulled her back.

  But that invisible evil spirit was too powerful, and we two big men couldn't hold on.

  Guān Tíngtíng was dragged more than a meter further into the depths of the mountain forest.

  I found that Guan Tingting's clothes were actually moving, as if there was a force stripping her. Guan Tingting struggled to free the arm held by Tian Ji, waving her hand wildly in the air and cursing loudly: "Bastard... get out!"

  It seems that the invisible evil spirit wants to take off Guan Tingting's clothes, I suddenly remembered that I still had the peach wood Buddha beads given by Tian Ji on my body, and hurriedly took them out and sent them into Guan Tingting's arms.

  "Shen Shangyu, what do you want to do? You bastard!" Guan Tingting shrieked.

  I touched a soft and fluffy lump, it was itchy and uncomfortable.

  In the darkness, a mournful sigh was suddenly heard, and after a gust of gloomy wind passed, Guan Tingting's body could move again.

  I let out a sigh of relief, damn it, Tianji's old man's peach wood rosary really works, even such a fierce evil spirit was chased away.

  Before I could even react, Guan Tingting suddenly rushed in front of me like a gust of wind, raised her hand and gave me a bright slap on the face, then kicked out with one foot, sending me flying more than ten feet away.

  I was inexplicably slapped and kicked, and then I saw Gu Tingting jump over and raise her leg to trample me. I leapt up like a carp, asking in terror: "Tingting, what's wrong with you? Could it be... could it be that the evil spirit has possessed you?"

  Guan Tingting's eyes widened in anger, "Shen Shangyu, you've been possessed by an evil spirit! You actually dared to touch me just now, taking advantage of the situation. Just wait and see how I'll deal with you!"

  Saying that, he swung his fists again and was about to hit him once more.

  I hastily raised my hands and shouted: "Guan Tingting, don't be ungrateful! I just put the peach wood Buddha beads from Tianji into your pocket. Otherwise, how could that fierce ghost let you off?"

  Guan Tingting suddenly realized, reached into her pocket and took out the peach wood rosary to take a look, but still scolded me: "Shen Shangyu, you are too shameless, how can you put your hand in my... inside!"

  "I had no choice either," I explained: "The situation was too critical just now, I only wanted to save you and didn't think of anything else, I swear!" I stretched out my hand in a swearing gesture.

  Guān Tíngtíng let out a cold hum, handed me the peach wood rosary and said: "Return it to you."

  For no reason, I was slapped and kicked, not to mention being scolded by Guan Tingting. My mood was extremely depressed, so I reached out to take the peach wood rosary, but it suddenly cracked open, which can imagine how heavy the evil spirit's anger is!

  I beckoned to the pheasant and walked out of the mountain forest.

  The paddy bird suddenly seemed to remember something and cried out in a loud voice, "Ah......"

  "My temper was about to erupt, and I cursed: 'You damn pheasant, call... call your sister! Is it Chunzi or something?'"

  The frog didn't return my mouth, but instead said a sentence that made both me and Guan Tingting terrified.

  "You... you guys... have you noticed? Lin Jie is gone?"

  These words were like a thunderclap on a clear day, exploding in the hearts of Guan Tingting and me.