Chapter 10: The Crazy Divine Doctor (Part 2)

  After more than two hours, Xīao Sì was completely worn out by Yè Yuè Zhēn Rén. Except for not revealing Yang Guǎng's cheap father, he repeated the lies from last time, adding oil and vinegar to create new developments, and fooled Lǎo Zá Máo once again.

  Xiaoyue Zhenren listened to Xiao Si's story about how he and Chi Zun Xia first met at the Luangang, thinking that this kid wouldn't dare lie, so he believed it. But unexpectedly, Xiao Si had inherited the old man's deadly technique of deceiving people without paying with his life, and actually pulled Chi Zun Xia into being a guest star again.

  He asked: "So what you're saying is that Li Yuan killed only Xiaoli's substitute?"

  Xiao Si nodded repeatedly: "This is what Mother said to me in person, it's absolutely right."

  Xia Yue Zhen Ren's eyebrows furrowed, and he said in a low voice: "Na Xi Pi, this matter is getting more and more interesting. Have you ever seen the Old Demon of the Absolute Domain? Hmm, since Xiaoli won't mention anything about the past, she naturally wouldn't teach you to meet him."

  Xiao Si asked curiously: "Jue Yu Lao Yao, is it that guy with the most notorious reputation among the seven great demon kings?"

  Xiamon Zhenren said, "The fame is due to high cultivation, I'm afraid even I... Heh heh, it's also hard to distinguish between him and me. Never mind that, who is the little beauty outside?"

  "Little beauty?" Xiang Xiao Si thought for a moment and replied: "Consider her my sister."

  Xiaoyue Zhenren snorted in anger: "What's going on here? Are you saying that Xiaoli has given birth to two more?"

  "Alright, alright! We met on the road and you have to stick to me like a dead skin."

  "He was afraid that the True Man of the Evil Moon would ask about the origin of Princess Xiao Niangpi, so he said: 'Uncle, what is the Star Sect?'"

  "The child has no mother to speak of, but the Star Sect is a branch of the four great sects of the Demon Gate. Over 1,000 years ago, during the Spring and Autumn period and the Warring States period, the world was in constant turmoil, and various schools of thought emerged. The Demon Gate produced a genius who shook the heavens, and under the banner of the Fa School, it expanded and grew through the efforts of Li Si, Shang Yang, Han Fei, and others over several hundred years, finally reaching its peak during the Qin dynasty."

  Xiao Si asked uncertainly: "Ying Zheng, is that the tyrant Qin Shi Huang?"

  Xiaoyue Zhenren nodded and continued: "Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. The Qin dynasty was overthrown and the Han dynasty was established. For several generations, the emperors of the great Han dynasty promoted the teachings of Huang-Lao, causing the power of the demonic sect to gradually decline. By the time of Emperor Wu of Han, Dong Zhongshu proposed the Three Strategies of Heaven and Man, which dealt a fatal blow to the demonic sect. From then on, the Taoist tradition became prominent, Confucianism flourished, and the Legalist school was viewed as an evil doctrine and suppressed."

  Xiao Si impatiently said: "What does that have to do with my mother's Star Clan?"

  "Just listen, don't interrupt! By the end of the Western Han Dynasty, the Demon Gate collapsed and split into four sects: Ri, Yue, Xing, and Chen. The Ri Sect was the strongest and fled to the north, changing its name and becoming the national religion of the Xiongnu. The Yue Sect went overseas to Fusang, where it became a powerful kingdom. The Chen Sect secularized and hid in the southern wilderness, giving rise to the Tangmen sect in Shu. The Xing Sect was the most miserable, with all its heart thinking of unifying the Demon Gate and restoring its pre-Qin glory."

  Xiaoyue Zhenren coldly smiled and said: "The Zhang brothers of the Eastern Han, Sun En and Lu Xun of the Eastern Jin, all became the leaders of the Star Sect. They spent their days daydreaming, waving flags and rebelling everywhere. You also know the result - they were nearly exterminated to the point of having no descendants. After several heavy blows, the power of the Star Sect was almost annihilated, only then did they learn to be low-key. It was under such circumstances that Xiaoli was favored by the previous leader of the Star Sect and became the successor of that old witch."

  Xiao Si slowly understood the situation and asked: "Then why did my mother marry into the Great Chen Imperial Palace?"

  Who would have thought that the true man of the evil month, upon hearing this, suddenly grabbed a wine jar and "pa pa pa" smashed it all over the house, finally slamming the wine jar on Xiao Si's head with a "pa".

  Xiao Si was hit and became confused, saying: "What's wrong with you, Ge? Have you gone mad?"

  Xiamen Zhenren angrily said: "Haven't I told you, when I'm speaking, no one is allowed to interrupt!" As he spoke, he again used the Jiangnan dialect to scold and grumble, saying: "That's still for finding the Map of Qin Emperor Unifying the Six Directions and Eight Wildernesses!"

  "What map?" Xiao Si exclaimed in shock.

  "I didn't tell you just now that Qin Shi Huang, that son of a bitch, was also the master of Mo Men, and before his death, he had water in his brain? He actually ordered that at that time, the eight great law kings of Mo Men and three thousand magic warriors would be buried with him together, along with the highest secret book of Mo Men, 'Da Mo Dian', all buried in his own imperial mausoleum."

  Xiaoyue Zhenren said: "After losing the 'Dà Mó Diǎn' and the eight great law kings, the Mo Men's successors could only pass on their skills orally, which eventually led to a decline in power and the loss of classics after more than 400 years. They split into four branches: Ri Yue Xing Chen. Therefore, generation after generation, the high-ranking masters of the four Mo Men sects have made it their lifelong mission to open the Qin Mausoleum and retrieve the 'Dà Mó Diǎn'. That idiot Xiang Yu did this when he took over as the master of the Mo Men, but unfortunately, he burned down the Epang Palace, yet couldn't even find a single hair from the Qin Mausoleum."

  Xiao Si looked puzzled and asked: "Why is this?"

  Xiaoyue Zhenren hummed in a low voice: "Ying Zheng is a madman, but usually madmen are geniuses. He had anticipated that someone would want to dig up his own grave, so he laid out a Four Seas Eight Wildernesses Six Harmony Unity Formation inside and outside the Qin Mausoleum. Unless someone gets the formation-breaking diagram, it's impossible to open the formation gate even if one digs three feet underground, let alone enter the Qin Mausoleum!"

  Xiao Si swallowed his saliva and said: "The broken array diagram you're talking about is the Qin Emperor's Map of Unifying the Six Directions and Eight Wildernesses?"

  Xiaoyue Zhenren said with a bad tone: "Nonsense, this map was originally managed by Li Si, the most trusted confidant of Qin Shi Huang. Who knew that Li Si was framed by Zhao Gao. But after searching through Li Si's mansion, Zhao Gao couldn't find the Map of Unified Qin Empire. From then on, the map lost its trace. For some reason, the Map of Unified Qin Empire later fell into the hands of the Chen imperial family. Xiaoli entered the palace as a concubine of Emperor Chen Shubao in order to get the map."

  Xiao Si's ears were listening, but his mind was thinking of another matter. Li Shimin and Yang Guang had both mentioned the Da Chen treasure to him before, could it be that it was just a cover-up, the Da Chen treasure was fake, and the Qin Emperor Map that unified the six directions was their real goal?

  But this is unscientific - an emperor, a prince of the Tang State, what do they want with the "Great Demon Classic"? Achieving immortality or becoming a demon should be the profession of the six orthodox schools and the four demonic sects. Are they trying to steal their rice bowls?

  What's even more infuriating is that Li Shimin's nonsense, he actually used tens of millions of silver to deceive himself, and he solemnly promised to add two one to make five. The old man's, the little white face are not good things.

  Could the formation diagrams that Princess Jincheng handed over to herself be part of the Qin Emperor's diagram that unifies the six directions and eight desolations? As soon as she thought of this question, Xiao Si's head became even more dizzy.

  "Just then, the Evil Moon True Person continued to say: 'I guess Little Li was successful, but also brought about a disaster that would kill her. Yang Guang led his army south to attack and break through the Long River Heaven's Moat, Chen Shubao hid in a well but was still caught. Little Li was also captured by the top masters of the Emei and Qingcheng sects brought by Li Yuan and handed over to him. Later, I heard that Li Yuan disregarded Yang Guang's request and forcibly killed Little Li... It turned out that everyone had been deceived by his Obstacle Eye Technique. What a damn thing, the number one divine doctor in the world can't even save his own sister, what kind of Taoism is this, what kind of immortality is this?!

  Xiao Si did not dare to speak up, fearing that the wine jug would hit him on the head again.

  The evil monk cursed and sewed up his belly, then said: "Li Yuan is not a thrifty lamp either. He took great risks to save Xiaoli, eight or nine out of ten times it was for the map of Qin Emperor's unification of the six directions."

  Xiao Si stole a glance at the face of the true person of the evil moon, and asked cautiously: "If my mother got the Qin Huang Tu, which unifies the six directions and eight desolations, why didn't she go to open the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang and take out the 'Great Magic Classic'?"

  Xia Yue Zhen Ren didn't make a sound, but suddenly pressed down on Xiao Si's belly. This time, Xiao Si felt something, a sharp pain that pierced his heart and bones, and he let out a loud cry: "You... good uncle, I didn't interrupt!"

  Xiamon Zhenren moved his hand away from the small belly of Xiao Si, and hummed: "Who told you to deliberately make things difficult for me, asking questions that I couldn't answer? Ask another one!"

  Xiao Si's eyes were brimming with tears, and she hated this old scoundrel to the extreme. She stuttered: "It seems like the medicine is taking effect too quickly, isn't it?"

  Xiaoyue Zhenren said angrily: "Such a simple question, you think I'm an idiot?"

  Xiao Si thoroughly kowtowed at the feet of this great uncle, saying with grievance: "Your nephew is so clever and so quick-witted, how could you possibly be an idiot?"

  Xia Yue Zhen Ren slanted his eyes and glanced at Xiao Si Dao: "Are you scolding me, saying that I'm as stupid as you?"

  "What is a Dà?" Xīao Sì didn't understand Lǎo Fēngzi's Wu dialect.

  "Ge da is just a foolish thing, for example, I don't like the look of that bluestone threshold at the door, so I scold it as a ge da stone!" Xie Yue Zhen Ren drew a picture of the threshold, dancing with his hands and feet in disdain: "You don't even understand this, ge da!"

  "Old mixed hair!" Xiang Xiao Si said tearfully: "Good uncle, what do you want to do?"

  Xia Yue Zhen Ren's thick eyebrows shot up and he said: "You dare scold me as an old mixed breed?"

  He glared at his belly, which was now stitched up, and suddenly let loose: "Your sister got fucked, but you're acting like nothing's wrong, drinking and sleeping all day in the broken Taoist temple. What kind of Kunlun Sword Immortal are you? Even a turtle is better than you, at least it can stick its head out of its shell and wag its tail!"

  He thought that with a barrage of curses, the Evil Moon True Person would fly into a rage. But unexpectedly, the old madman smiled and said: "Well cursed, you've cursed right to my heart. Hmm, where's that poor Daoist's scissors? Could it be that they'll fall into your belly?"

  Xiao Si's anger suddenly vanished without a trace, and he said in shock: "No way, you're my uncle..."

  Xiaoyue Zhenren picked up a pair of scissors and made two cuts on Xiao Si's belly, saying slowly: "I don't remember clearly either, so I'll just reopen it to take a look. It's a bit troublesome, but only this way will you be at ease, right?"

  Xiao Si glared at Xie Yue's True Person's scissors and gritted his teeth, saying: "What the hell is that thing in your paw?"

  Xia Yue Zhen Ren glanced at the scissors in his hand and sneered, "That's where my medicine bottle went missing, it must have been left in your belly."

  Just as the knife was about to fall, Xiao Si suddenly sprang up from the "bed" and shouted: "I surrender!" But this pulled on his wounds, making him grit his teeth and sweat profusely. He panted: "Quick... quick... that anesthetic powder..."

  Xia Yue Zhen Ren said with a smile: "Right, most of the medicine bottles are filled with Ma Bu San. Do you want to open it?"

  Xiao Si finally met someone more arrogant and unreasonable than Lao Tou, and could only humble himself to beg: "How about another bottle?"

  Xia Yue Zhen Ren shook his head and said: "You think I'm a wine seller - Kaifeng has rewards, come again for another bottle?"

  Xiao Si completely collapsed, tears streaming down her face, and wailed: "Mother, save me..."

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