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Chapter 112: Aunt Flow Has Arrived (Part 1)

  Chapter 13: Aunt Flow Arrives (Part 1)

  Jue Jin Shifu stood stupidly in place, staring intently at the stunning beauty who had just launched a sneak attack on her, as if she had been bewitched and her soul had escaped.

  "Boom, boom, boom!" A burst of crimson flames shot up her slender body, splashing sparks and leaving charred marks or blood holes on her skin.

  She seemed to feel no pain at all, and asked dully: "You... how did you get the peony tattoo on your arm? And... is there a hibiscus flower on your chest?"

  The white-clothed girl was none other than Princess Jincheng. She had just sent off the Red Sandalwood Immortal and returned to the General Ming Temple, where she coincidentally encountered the fierce battle between the Golden Elixir Master and the Evil Moon True Person. Seeing that neither of them could gain the upper hand, she lazily struck a palm at the old nun's back.

  At this moment, she heard the sudden question from Jue Jin Shi Tai. She involuntarily glanced at the vibrant, dewy qiong flower tattoo on her arm and asked in a daze: "Who told you?"

  The fierce light on Zhen Jin Shi Tai's face was retracted, revealing a hint of indescribable excitement: "You really are..."

  Her voice stopped abruptly, and her body swayed under the double impact of the Iron Blood Kunlun Seal and the Blue Sky Warm Jade Halberd, finally unable to support herself, fainting and falling backwards.

  The body of Princess Jincheng moved slightly, but then stopped. Suddenly, the evil moon true person floated in and hugged Absolute Gold Master around the waist, looking at her body which was beaten like a beehive, sighed and said: "This woman is so stupid that she can't even dodge, now I'm busy again." The figure flashed and disappeared into the back door of the cross courtyard.

  Jincheng Gongzhu stood still, her mind filled with the inexplicable words of Master Juejin.

  At this time, Xiao Si came over and asked: "Has Brother Chi left?"

  Jincheng princess didn't respond, Xiao Si stared at her crystal-like and elastic long arm, and said: "Is there really a hibiscus flower on your chest?" As he spoke, his eyes involuntarily glanced at her towering breasts.

  Jincheng Princess gazed at Xiǎo Sì with a hint of provocation: "Want to take a look?"

  "Good!" - Xiao Si heard the words and was overjoyed, answering without thinking. As soon as he spoke, he felt something was off and hastily used the Thirty-six Heavenly Body Technique to escape, shouting: "I meant let's take a good look, don't get cheated by that old nun... Ahh, you big fool!"

  "Bang!" His buttocks were severely spanked by the Jade Bridge Immortal, and he flew forward in mid-air, sliding out five or six zhangs before finally failing to escape his fate of falling into the mud, landing with a thud in a most undignified manner.

  That little Daoist was standing right next to his head, bending down and asking sympathetically: "How does it feel, is it painful?"

  Xiao Si's face turned red with rage: "Nonsense, one day I'll make this...". Suddenly remembering that Princess Jincheng was still present, he hastily changed his words: "Cover the entire ground with Persian wool carpets and let my little sister have a good fall - this is what they mean by 'brotherly love is thicker than water', you're too young to understand."

  The little Taoist boy was stunned and said: "Is this how you usually improve your brotherly and sisterly feelings?"

  Xiao Si's chest was suffocating, and she rolled her eyes: "I told you you wouldn't understand? This is called hitting is painful, scolding is love...... Ah, it hurts so much——"

  Xiao Dao Tong burst out laughing and said: "Well, I'll bear the pain for a little while longer. I'm going to take a look at Master!" He dashed out of the courtyard in a flash.

  Xiao Si lay on the ground, panting heavily, his wounds throbbing as if a red-hot saw blade was cutting back and forth, his bones almost grinding into powder.

  Suddenly, a pair of elegant and simple flower-patterned shoes appeared before his eyes. Xīao Sì lifted his head and followed the long, slender jade-like legs upwards, gasping for breath: "Haven't you had enough? Damn it, it's killing me!"

  The Golden City Princess stretched out her jade arm like a crystal branch reflecting snow, and put on a white dress. She asked: "Guess what the other half of the sentence she didn't finish just now would be?"

  Xiao Si's heart was delighted, and it seemed that this little girl also had to ask for his help sometimes! Indeed, the saying "thirty years on the east of the river, thirty years on the west" is true!

  He gazed at Princess Jincheng, slowly stretching out his hand. Princess Jincheng grabbed Xiao Si's arm and pulled him up from the ground without saying a word.

  Xiao Si's feet left the ground, his bones crackling with rage. He couldn't help but shout: "Little girl, no matter what, I'm still your older brother, can't you just give me a hand?"

  Looking at Princess Jincheng's icy gaze, Xiao Si felt a sense of guilt and said with a sigh: "Alright, you're the heavenly fairy sister, I'm the little fourth brother, is that settled?"

  Jincheng princess didn't say a word, Xiao Si reluctantly said: "Forget it, from now on I'll call you Elder Sister Furong!"

  "Speak again and you can forget about getting the antidote," said Princess Jincheng coldly.

  Xiao Si thought of the unknown strange things in his body and quickly shut up, nodding repeatedly.

  Jincheng Princess let go of Xiao Si and said: "The old nun's words... have you thought of anything?"

  Xiao Si shook his head repeatedly and sighed: "How could I have guessed?"

  The Princess of Jin City nodded and said calmly: "Then go find her and ask clearly, then tell me." After finishing speaking, she turned around and left.

  Xiao Si stared blankly at the back of Princess Jincheng and suddenly became angry, saying: "I don't have flowers on my chest!"

  "If you want, it can grow out right away."

  Xiao Si gazed gloomily at the disappearing figure of Princess Jincheng, thought for half a day, and finally decided to obediently follow Sister Furong's arrangement and try to pry information out of Old Thief Ni. After all, the matter of the princess having flowers on her chest was both amusing and intriguing. Even if the princess didn't cooperate, he would still find ways to investigate and understand, otherwise, how could he sleep tonight?

  As I slowly regained my breath, Xiaosi walked out of the courtyard and searched around in the Tongming Temple for a while before finally finding Laoze Ni.

  She lay naked on the bed, with only her lower body covered by a blood-stained undergarment.

  The evil moon true person used tweezers to pick out the debris of the ceramic pieces from the wound, and threw them into a copper basin beside him.

  Xiao Dao Tong stood by and skillfully assisted him, looking even busier than Lao Fengzi.

  Xiao Si pushed open the door and walked into the house, looking at Jue Jin Shifu on the bed with a glance, and asked: "Uncle, when she wakes up and sees herself like this, will she fight us to the death?"

  "Rest assured, old nun is detached from worldly desires, she's very open-minded about such things."

  Xiaosi's eyes widened in disdain, but then she thought of the vow made by the nun to capture her and bring her to justice, which was truly detestable. She said: "It's possible that the old nun's internal organs were injured, it would be best to cut open her belly as well, just to be sure."

  "Slap!" Xie Yue Zhen Ren removed a porcelain piece embedded in the left rib of Jue Jin Shi Tai, and with a flick of his wrist, threw it into the basin of blood water. He snorted, "What do you know? The human body is like a large array, where the flow of blood and qi determines yin and yang. Each of the five viscera and six bowels has its own attributes. One leaf knows autumn. I can tell if Lao Ni Gu's internal organs are injured just by feeling her pulse. Do we still need you to speak out?"

  Xiao Si's face was covered with dust, and he was about to retort back at the old madman when suddenly a flash of insight struck him. He recalled that both Geng Nan Yi and the old blind man had once said similar words to him, and connecting this to the strange star arrays hidden within his body, a thread of understanding became increasingly clear and transparent.

  "He suddenly enlightened and said: 'How could I have never thought of melting those messy star arrays with my own five internal organs, tendons, bones, blood, and meridians? This is almost the same as refining elixirs. My body is like a dan furnace, the true energy circulating inside is like the fire in the furnace, and each star array is like a dan medicine. The tighter they combine, the higher the medicinal power - damn it, it's just that simple!'"

  It's just this "simple truth" that countless cultivators have sought after throughout the ages, yet died without obtaining it. In the end, they could only stop at the realm of observing the subtle, but now, unexpectedly, Xiao Si has inadvertently broken through to it.

  He had a sudden understanding of everything, and in his mind, star arrays came one after another, either alone or overlapping, either flashing by or lingering... Many doubts and puzzles that he couldn't understand before were now solved as if they were mercury flowing down, and his thoughts were like heavenly horses running wild, giving rise to countless ingenious ideas. His understanding of the subtleties and essence of the star arrays deepened even further.

  Gradually, Xiao Si entered the state of Wu Wei, where his body's 28 Mansions, 36 Heavenly Gates, 49 Grand Expanses, 64 River Luo, and 72 Earthly Fiends, as well as the 81-degree Stellar Array that had just begun to take shape, all started operating in harmony. In the prenatal realm, they surged and pulsed freely, interacting with every part of his body, even down to a single hair or pore, in an unceasing cycle of life.

  For a moment, Xīao Sì's mind was filled with a dazzling array of stars, as a pure white starlight emanated from his body and coalesced into a brilliant light screen around him. On that screen, six stellar arrays clashed in a spectacular display of celestial energy, unfolding the infinite wonders of the universe within a tiny space.

  "Boom!" The dantian suddenly boomed, spewing out countless transparent flames. These flames transcended the mundane, as if the demonic fires of purgatory were bursting forth from the crevices of the abyss!

  The dense and pure essence stored in the dantian was boiling and churning under the intense heat of the flames, and the countless impurities that were invisible to the naked eye were being constantly purified and evaporated, transforming into a faint deep red mist that escaped from Xiao Si's pores and instantly dispersed into the air.

  Gradually, the true yuan in the dantian becomes more and more pure and transparent, constantly condensing and refining, just like a nebula undergoing a heaven-shaking transformation, slowly solidifying into a silver-glowing star.

  Unknowingly, a long time had passed. Suddenly, Xiao Si felt a "hiss" sound in his dantian, and a golden elixir was born from the raging flames, revolving and floating while emitting an indescribable heat and spirituality.

  Around the Golden Elixir, the rolling True Origin is like a hundred birds paying homage to the phoenix and countless streams returning to the sea, swirling and surging, still pouring in endlessly, as if it would never be full.

  It is for condensing the primordial dan, forgetting one's vital energy to nurture the spirit.

  The Great Way of Golden Elixir begins from this.

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