Chapter 12: Uncle's Affection (Part 2)

  Just as the gentle and pure dust was about to gently caress Xiao Si's neck, the evil uncle from the folk tale who specialized in beating mandarin ducks after eating his fill was finally ready to make a dazzling appearance.

  What was knocked out of the door wasn't a stick but a wine jar.

  "Bang!" The empty wine jar smashed onto the dust-covered floor, bursting into a loud crash. Master Absolute Gold's right arm went numb and her Dust Sweeper suddenly veered off course, striking the door panel instead.

  "Bang!" The entire door panel turned into flying dust and smoke. Xīao Sì couldn't help but touch the back of his own head.

  "Jue Jin Shifu put away her dust-gathering cloth and looked inside the house, saying: 'Yueyue Shixiong, have you been well since we last met?'"

  A furious voice echoed in the room, "Get out, you little scoundrel! You've ruined everything and still have the nerve to ask if I'm okay? You're just begging for a beating!"

  The nun knew that the true person of the evil moon had a quirky temper and calmly asked, "When did I ever ruin your scene?"

  "Even the door panel of Lianpudao was smashed by you, and you still dare to say that it wasn't smashed?" Xiamon Zhenren furiously said: "Old nun, a monk doesn't speak deceitful words. If you have the guts, then don't admit that this door was smashed by you!"

  Xiao Si took advantage of the situation to get up, rubbing his buttocks and retreating into the house, saying: "Uncle, why don't we take revenge and smash the gate of Ci'en Temple's lower courtyard too? Hmm, let's not smash it, let's dismantle it and install it for you instead."

  He took a look at the true person of the evil moon and felt greatly relieved. The old madman was indeed an old madman, even daring to scold the abbot of the lower court of Mount Emei's Ci'en Temple with such vicious words. This uncle was really worth recognizing. It was just unknown how many more brothers or sisters Zhang Lihua had, if they were all gathered together to form a support team, it would be an absolutely luxurious lineup. From then on, in the four seas and eight wildernesses, above and below, wouldn't he be able to walk freely?

  "Evil Moon Master, is he really your nephew?" asked Abbess Absolute Purity in a deep voice. "Why have I never heard of him before?"

  Xiaoyue Zhenren kicked up Erlang's leg and sat high on a pile of wine jars, staring at Juejin Shitai: "Did your mother tell me when she got married? Did your grandmother tell me when she gave birth to your father? Why does my sister have to tell you when she gets married and gives birth to a son?"

  These three questions left Zhen Jin Shitai speechless, she slightly furrowed her brow, realizing that Xie Yue Zhen Ren had made it clear that he was going to protect Xiao Si. But hadn't she traveled thousands of miles from Emei to Jiankang just to capture Xiao Si and bring him back to Ci En Temple to be punished according to the law? How could she retreat in the face of difficulty?

  What's more, today I returned empty-handed, how can Ci'en Temple save face? Didn't Jian Yong's nephew die in vain?!

  Jue Jin Shifu's delicate eyebrows slowly rose as she said, "This person is the murderer who killed Jian Yong Shifu's nephew. The law does not tolerate emotions, and this poor nun must take him back to Emei!"

  Xiao Si had someone backing him up from behind, and his confidence suddenly surged. He sneered, "What law? Whose law?"

  "Ah, Buddha's law!" exclaimed the nun, her voice stern and solemn.

  "Bullshit Buddhist law!" Xiaosi sneered, "I've only heard that Buddhists sweep the floor without harming ants, cherish the gauze on lamps, and consider stepping on an ant or burning a moth to be a great sin. But you monks and nuns from Ciren Temple have horns growing out of your heads and ulcers on your feet, always yelling 'beat them' and 'kill them', taking people's lives. What kind of Buddha are you reciting, what kind of law are you practicing? You're not even as good as a housewife giving birth to children!"

  "Presumptuous!" The nun's face turned cold and her voice was stern, as she secretly activated the Buddhist divine technique of "Cursing the Buddha and Slandering the Ancestors".

  Just now, the True Person of the Evil Moon was pointing at his nose and scolding him, but the Golden Master Absolute Gold did not mind, considering it a matter of course for those on the right path. Moreover, this old Taoist's temper is notorious throughout the world, treating everyone equally without distinction; wouldn't it be beneath one's dignity to argue with him?

  To say nothing of the fact that the true man of the evil month is well-versed in medicine, and has saved countless lives, including the life of a high-ranking monk from Emei. For this favor, it's worth enduring his scolding for a few sentences, even if it gets out, others will only admire the Buddhist disciple's deep gratitude and ability to repay kindness, while looking down on this crazy old Taoist. This loss and gain is greatly beneficial to Emei's reputation, but it can't help but make Kunlun lose face.

  But Duan Xiaosi is just a shameless and despicable little rascal, how can he be compared with the orthodox Kunlun Qiushu?

  Her cultivation far surpasses that of Jian Yong and Shang, this one phrase "scolding the Buddha and cursing the ancestors" appears calm on the surface but its power is unmatched.

  Xiao Si felt his head buzzing, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of his throat as the wounds on his body that had just healed suddenly cracked open again, causing him to almost pass out from the pain.

  Xiaoyue Zhenren burst into a rage and shouted: "Old thief Ni, this is the midnight crowing of a chicken!" He also launched the ultimate technique of the Kunlun Jade Palace, "Deafening Thunder", and roared back at Juejin Shitai.

  Jue Jin Shifu's body swayed slightly, but more than half of it was actually being manipulated by the evil Moon True Person. Her name was renowned throughout the four seas, and countless people admired her, yet she was displaying the majestic Emei absolute skill, while this old madman dared to compare himself to a rooster's crow!

  The evil monk looked at Xue Xiao Si, who was bleeding from the seven apertures, and knew that he wouldn't die for a while. He ignored him and picked up a wine jug, jumping up and cursing loudly: "You son of a bitch, get out..."

  The words had barely left his mouth when the roof suddenly burst open with a loud crash, and dust flew everywhere. It turned out that he had knocked a big hole in it with his head in his excitement.

  Xia Yue Zhenren choked on a mouthful of ash and became even more enraged, continuing his previous statement with a loud roar: "Egg!"

  His loud shout was made with full force, like a mighty river rushing into the two ears of Absolute Gold Master.

  Jue Jin Shuai's lips overflowed with a thread of blood, her face cold and stern: "Yue Yue Shixiong, do you want to become the eternal sinner who stirred up the dispute between the Kunlun and Emei families?"

  Xiaoyue Zhenren flew through the air, and with a crash, he smashed a wine jar onto the chest of Jingu Shi Taigong, saying "I'll make you famous for eternity!"

  Keeping pace with the movements of the evil moon true person, the Golden Master vaguely guessed the sinister meaning in the words of the old madman, and a cluster of angry flames finally surged up in her eyes, only to quickly turn icy cold. She sidled away, sweeping her sleeve and striking the wine jar, sternly rebuking: "You pretend to be crazy and speak with a foul mouth, losing all face for the Kunlun Jade Terrace Palace!"

  "Hsss——" The dust on the surface burst open, revealing a cluster of pure white and flawless lotus flowers, which shattered the wine jar and surged towards the Evil Moon True Person.

  "Old thief Ni, are you really going to play with me?" Xie Yue Zhenren's eyebrows danced with excitement, his spirit trembling as he merged into the vast white lotus light sea with empty hands, striking out a "Kun Wu Seal".

  This Kunwu seal is the supreme Dharma-seal of the Kunlun Yao Tai Gong, using one of the "Wang Dao Ba Fa" - "Zhan Mo Jue" to transform the body's power, with 13,600 Taoist symbols forged into a red light that illuminates the sky, the Kunwu divine sword can purify all demons and ghosts in the world, its power is not inferior to a single Royal Sword Seal.

  Jue Jin Shi Tai was caught off guard, Bai Lian's destruction swept away the dust and flew out. Her grey-robed body burst into a thousand holes, and she couldn't help but say with shame and anger: "I recite Buddhist scriptures from the same source, yet you repeatedly yield to me, it's your fault for being too arrogant!" She flipped her hand and drew out the ancient Buddhist sword "Exterminate Demons" to slash at Kun Wu Yin.

  "Boom——" The light waves surged and the half-side of the courtyard collapsed. Xiao Si hurriedly retreated to a safe distance to avoid being affected by the fire. He gazed from afar at the old madman and the old nun fighting, causing the sky to darken and the sun and moon to lose their light. In his heart, he was overjoyed and secretly thought: "It's best if the old Taoist kills this old nun, so that the monks of Ci'en Temple and the Taoists of Yao Tai Palace can kill each other until the rivers flow with blood, then I can have peace in the world."

  At some point, the little Daoist stood beside Xiao Si, gazing out at the battlefield and shouting loudly: "Master, I've opened the seal to lock down the courtyard, and exterminated her! Tonight, your disciple will give you a bonus meal!"

  Xiao Si suddenly woke up like a dream, secretly scolding herself for being stupid. At this moment, if she didn't stir up trouble, what was she waiting for? Yun Shu followed closely behind and shouted: "Uncle, don't listen to the old nun's nonsense! She hates Taoist priests the most and would love to turn Yao Tai Palace into a nunnery!"

  Jue Jin Shifu's face turned iron-green as she ignored Xiao Si's nonsense. She had originally intended to stop at that, but unexpectedly, the evil Moon True Person didn't know when to advance or retreat and actually charged forward like a madman, determined to fight her to the death. Her heart involuntarily ignited with unnamable flames, and the Mie Yao Xian Jian's radiance shot out in all directions, attacking her opponent's vital points.

  The two of them fought fiercely for over thirty rounds, when suddenly the Evil Moon True Person unexpectedly used his sleeve to block an attack from the Absolute Gold Master, and then swiftly moved in close, sweeping his hand across her cheek. He said disdainfully: "You're no different from a piece of old tree bark... Ah, you thieving nun!" But he was overjoyed to the point of disaster, as the Absolute Gold Master angrily pointed at his waist eye, causing him to cry out in pain and frantically flip backwards through the air, dodging layers of sword light that sliced and chopped.

  Jue Jin Shifu didn't make a sound as she urged on the Demon-Slaying Sword, step by step closing in, and actually made a killing move.

  Xiao Si watched with great enthusiasm and shouted loudly, after all, he was a recluse from the Kunlun Yao Tai Palace, even daring to flirt with Lao Ze Ni - Ah, mother, I'm in love with my uncle!

  At this time, the two top masters of the orthodox school had thoroughly fought out their true fire, and within a radius of thirty feet, flying sand and walking stones were collapsing, and the entire house full of wine jars was already destroyed.

  Xiaoyue Zhenren had always been fond of wine, and seeing the wine flowing like a river in the house, he couldn't help but shout loudly: "Old nun, return my wine!" With both hands forming the "Iron Blood Kunlun Seal", a fierce red glow swept and surged, lifting up the bricks, tiles, and porcelain pieces on the ground into mid-air.

  In the blink of an eye, these ordinary earthenware ceramics suddenly shone with dazzling light, like a thousand lanterns swaying in the night, surging towards Absolute Gold Master from all directions.

  The sky was a deep, foreboding gloom, and the figure of Absolute Gold Master flickered in and out of sight amidst the surging, crimson starfires. A lone, demon-slaying sword shone with a pale, ethereal light, like a crystal clear spring flowing through the fiery sea, its presence unbroken as it traversed mountains and valleys.

  At the moment when the two top masters of the world were fighting fiercely, a slender and elegant figure suddenly flew over from outside the courtyard, silently approaching the back of Absolute Gold Master, her hand suddenly rising with a layer of icy blue light that slapped onto her back.

  Jue Jin Shi Tai snorted in anger, dodging to the side as she unleashed the Emei Sect's ultimate technique "Luohan Golden Body" with a loud crash. Her body charged forward two steps, spewing out dark red and blue blood from her mouth, before suddenly twisting her waist and slashing down with her sword.

  The approaching person did not expect that this old nun would be so powerful and quickly took off her white clothes to cast a spell and flash away.

  "Hsss!" The demon-slaying sword flashed and struck the white-clad figure, but failed to harm them. Master Absolute Gold's eyes narrowed, and she suddenly stretched out her hand to grab at the empty air on her left side.

  "Whoosh!" The silhouette flashed, and the left sleeve of her robe was torn to shreds by Absolute Gold Master's "Extinction Degree Claw", transforming into a fluttering white butterfly dancing wildly in mid-air.

  Someone secretly gasped, just about to float and move the magpie bridge fairy, but even in a dream, he didn't expect a sudden change in the field, and an unexpected strange scene appeared that made everyone unexpected!

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