Chapter 6: The Legend of the Lewd Secret Book

  Ai Jing and Guo XiXi, both recognized as beauties, were bosom friends since primary school. They attended the same primary school, secondary school and high school together, and eventually enrolled in Zhongda University together.

  Normally, the two of them are inseparable, both liking flowery skirts and purple handkerchiefs. If they weren't so pretty, one rough and one delicate and gentle, people would think they were childhood friends who had grown up together.

  Ai Jing was browsing the BBS of Central South University's Yue Lu Forum when Guo Xi Xi walked into the dorm. Before she could even gesture for Guo Xi Xi to look at the brilliant responses on the BBS, Guo Xi Xi had already bounced over and hugged Ai Jing, wailing: "Little Ai, it's really terrible, I got screwed big time today."

  Ai Jing sympathetically patted Guo XiXi and said, "It's just a friendly match, not an official competition."

  "No, Xia Ai, I just made a fool of myself." Guo said pitifully.

  "Outrageous? Impossible?" Ai Jing said, "You don't outrage others, that's good enough, and yet someone outrages you?"

  "What can't be done?!" Guo pointed to his own chest with a extremely depressed expression, "It's been pinched by someone here."

  "Hehe, whose wife are you?" Ai Jing said, "Or I can help you feel your way back."

  "Not a woman, but a domestic animal."

  "What?! When Guo Xi said that, Ai Jing was shocked. After hearing what had happened, Ai Jing said, "How dare someone in Zhongda University be so presumptuous with you? Don't worry, I'll definitely find him and make him suffer a fate worse than death."

  After humming softly for a moment, Guo Xi hugged Ai Jing and let out two loud cries to vent her frustration. But after crying out twice, Guo Xi suddenly remembered something, "Ai Jing, how did you know we lost the game today?"

  "Here, take a look yourself." Ai Jing said, tapping on the computer screen.

  As soon as Guo XiXi saw the title on BBS, her face turned green. Guo XiXi, like many other girls, was extremely concerned about saving face. Originally, losing to a group of people who only hung out in the department's computer room was already embarrassing enough, but they even posted their victory report on Yue Lu Forum, which made Guo XiXi's beautiful face lose all its dignity.

  Guo couldn't help but tap his mouse and said, "What's there to brag about? When we beat them 5-0 in the past, why didn't they come out and boast?"

  "Uh-huh." Ai Jing said, "These people are really too much. They're going to make you angry and get acne, wrinkles, and become ugly." After seeing that Guo Xi's anger had dissipated a bit, Ai Jing continued, "Ever since Hard and Ali88 left, our department's star power has plummeted. Is it because Yang Zhan and OnlyYou shaved their heads after losing to the Foreign Language Department in the Yue Lu Cup?"

  "Hey, Yang Zhan said that if we lose to the Foreign Language College, we'll all shave our heads. But it looks like we still lost." Guo said, getting depressed again, pointing at the posts on BBS from the Chemical Engineering department with a condescending tone and saying to Ai Jing, "If I get my hands on their dirty tricks, just watch me take them down one by one."

  "Are you referring to the 'Perverse Secret Book'?" Ai Jing smiled and said, "But it's said that not only can one become a supreme master by obtaining the Perverse Secret Book, but also gain a perfect love. To be honest, are you actually trying to get into Tsinghua just for the latter reason?"

  "Eggplant." Guo said with a smile, which one can compare to our family's Little Ai? Ai Jing said that you've already won, and also said that the Secret Book of Vulgar Tricks is like a virgin's navel, everyone has heard of it but no one has seen it.

  Guo Xi heard Ai Jing's words and burst out laughing, saying, "Sister, aren't you a virgin? Let me examine your navel."

  "Haha, go die! You talk as if you're not a virgin yourself, look at your own reflection." Then the two girls hugged each other and went crazy.

  "Bang! Bang! Bang!" A burst of gunfire like a chorus of wailing ghosts and howling wolves.

  Yang Zhen walked into Zhang Peng's old haunt, where Zhang Peng was playing a bandit. Although Wu Yingda's laptop wasn't great, but relying on his erratic movements, holding an AK and with a vicious bandit look, Zhang Peng kept succeeding, beating up a group of police officers who were crying out in distress.

  "Yang Zhan." Seeing Yang Zhan walk into the dorm, Zhang Peng thought of standing up to greet him. But Yang Zhan waved his hand indicating no need, then pulled over a stool and sat behind Zhang Peng, saying "CS".

  "Are you in or not?" Zhang Peng's green-clad figure swiftly shot two guns, and quickly took out two police officers who were trying to sneak up from the small door, causing several bandits to shout "nice".

  "I don't play CS, I play Starcraft." As soon as Zhang Peng made a move so quickly, Yang Zhan was a bit surprised, "You're playing very accurately and quickly!"

  "After a long time, it's naturally more accurate, but if you want to be fast, it's not that easy." Zhang Peng shouted "Long live the new China" and then directed his own henchmen to jump in front of the police like frogs, letting them get beaten to death. Then Zhang Peng stopped, asking Yang Zhan, "How did you have time to come here?"

  "Nothing much." Yang Zhen pulled out a cigarette and lit it, saying, "I was just passing by and remembered that our department's club had a notice, but it seemed like you guys didn't get the message, so I came over to tell you in person."

  "What's the notice?" Just as Zhang Peng was asking this, Wu Yingda happened to come back, wearing short sleeves, shorts and football shoes. It seemed that he had gone to play football at the bottom of the building across the street. "This is Yang Zhen, this is Wu Yingda." Because it was their first meeting, Zhang Peng introduced Wu Yingda briefly. After Yang Zhen nodded, the two people were considered acquainted. Then Yang Zhen continued, "It's just some clubs in our department recruiting members. Tomorrow night at 8 o'clock, at the department's experimental building, if you want to join any club, go sign up."

  "What kind of clubs are there?" Although he wasn't familiar with Yang Zhan yet, Wu Yingda immediately became excited because he had heard that clubs were places where university boys specifically cheated on their junior sisters.

  "It's just Go, Chinese chess, photography and that sort of thing," said Yang Zhan. "You can go take a look yourself later, the signs will all be hung on the classroom doors. By the way, does anyone here play Starcraft? Our department also has a Starcraft and CS club."

  "Is there a CS club? That's the department team, right?" Zhang Peng was also slightly excited. But at this time, Wu Yingda had already exclaimed excitedly, "StarCraft, I'm best at that!"

  "Really?"

  "Of course, otherwise I'll play a game for you to see. These days I often play." Wu Yingda kicked Zhang Peng to one side with one foot. Hearing him say this, Yang Zhan looked at him expectantly from the side.

  But as soon as Wu Yingda opened the single-player version of Starcraft, he suddenly went all out with "show me the money", using his mouse to click here and there, not even needing a keyboard. Not just Yang Zhan, but even Zhang Peng was a bit dizzy. He couldn't help but say, "Damn, you call this your best?"

  "This isn't enough? I'm 100% unbeatable at playing computer games, and you still don't think I'm skilled?"