Chapter 7: Wanted Color Wolf?

  The next day happened to be Saturday, after sleeping in the morning, Zhang Peng took Wu Yingda to Computer City to configure a computer. After all, playing games with Wu Yingda's laptop was like taking a bath in underwear, it didn't feel cool at all.

  It was almost time for dinner, so Zhang Peng went to the cafeteria and casually grabbed some food before returning to his dormitory to play CS on his newly configured computer, playing as a ruthless green-skinned bandit. The feeling of playing on a desktop versus a laptop is just different, and Zhang Peng's green-skinned bandit kept winning, but today his opponents were all very strong, and after losing several rounds in a row, they kicked Zhang Peng out, even calling him a cheater who used cheat codes.

  "I'm done." Zhang Peng was thinking of changing his nickname to fight again in the online community, but then he remembered that he had bought food and hadn't eaten it yet, so he picked up his rice bowl and ate while browsing the school's BBS.

  Actually, Zhang Peng didn't really like hanging out on BBS before, but another roommate Wu Yingda, apart from liking to play Starcraft and make long-distance calls, also liked to visit the Tsinghua University BBS. It wasn't long before Zhang Peng discovered that the Tsinghua University BBS's Wudaokou Forum was also a very strange place, with many people being extremely bored, it's really unknown whether they went to university just to waste time and space out.

  Zhang Peng casually logged into Tsinghua University's BBS and saw someone posting, "I was bitten by a spider, will I become Spider-Man?"

  Someone replied "I was bitten by a black sister, will I become a black knight?" Another person replied "I was struck by lightning and now I've become Thunderbolt Knight."

  "Why did I get struck by lightning and turn into Shen Teng?"

  "Really a pure and kind person upstairs." When many people responded with admiration, Zhang Peng had already replied to another post.

  The landlord asked: "My girlfriend wants to get a tattoo on MIMI! What should I do? My girlfriend said that tattoos are personalized and even asked me to suggest what words are good. I'm so cold! Everyone give some opinions!"

  Zhang Peng returns, if the size is big enough, you can embroider "qi chi" on the left and "da ru" on the right. If the size is not enough, you can also embroider "gao zhi" on the left and "wu tang" on the right. If it's really not possible, then embroider "tuan tuan" on the left and "yuan yuan" on the right.

  After returning, Zhang Peng thought of what happened in front of dormitory 11 yesterday. As soon as he thought of the smooth feeling, Zhang Peng couldn't help but say to himself "lewd, lewd". But at this moment, a sudden post suddenly scared Zhang Peng.

  "Wanted: Pervert in front of Dorm 11", Zhang Peng almost fainted when he saw this title. The post said that a pervert was lurking in front of Dorm 11, and after being discovered by a girl, he even took advantage of the situation to molest her, doing something outrageous. Then it went on to describe Zhang Peng's physical appearance and clothing in detail.

  "My god!" Zhang Peng didn't expect that the MM who looked still quite innocent would be so vicious, just because he touched her breast a little, did she have to make herself sound so obscene? With the idea of nipping this kind of thing in the bud, Zhang Peng immediately threw away the food in his hand and switched to Wu Yingda's number.

  The reason for changing Wu Yingda's title is that Wu Yingda has been a moderator on the BBS forum and has the right to delete posts.

  As a result of this meeting, under the post that exposed Zhang Peng, there were already many replies.

  Passerby A: "I am a party member, I am a party member. Non-party members should let party members go first, and women should let party members have fun first."

  Passerby B: "The pervert on the upper floor and the one in front of dorm 11 are both beasts, we should launch a manhunt and bring them to justice..."

  Passerby C: "Fiercely post and leave a name, pay attention to the follow-up development, strongly suggest that after catching the pervert, hold a public trial meeting, and cut off his little brother for several years."

  Zhang Peng deleted the post in a flash. In less than half a minute, another post with the same content was posted by a user named "Ke Ren", followed by a strongly worded question asking why the post was deleted and if the administrator was a pervert.

  "Are you fast in posting, and I'm even faster in deleting?" Although Zhang Peng felt it was wrong to bully a small MM like this, he quickly deleted the post again to avoid being tied up by many boring people for years. He didn't stop there and directly banned that ID from speaking.

  "Ah, refreshing! Ah, refreshing!" Zhang Peng felt that the world had suddenly become much cleaner. However, before Zhang Peng could even enjoy this feeling for a minute, he saw many different usernames posting the same message again. "Damn it!" Zhang Peng hadn't expected that there were so many alt accounts of Xiaonan MM, and he hastily banned them while deleting the posts.

  After messing around for who knows how long, the numerous alts of that little MM finally seem to have all been exposed, and I don't see any new posts popping up.

  "When a woman goes crazy, it's really outrageous!" Zhang Peng let out a sigh of relief, but after glancing at the time, he couldn't help but let out a loud cry and hastily put on his clothes before rushing out the door and dashing towards the Materials Science Experiment Building.

  When Zhang Peng rushed to the Materials Science Building, it was already 9 o'clock. Seeing that there were only a few people left in the building, he hastily grabbed a female student who was walking out and asked, "Has the club recruitment ended?"

  The female animal smiled and said to him, "It's over so early, you just came." "No way!" Zhang Peng let out a miserable cry, almost falling to the ground with a thud. As a result, the girl said again, "Haha, I'm fooling you, the recruitment will only close at 9:30, there are still half an hour left."

  "My goodness!" Zhang Peng patted his chest, still shaken, and said "My little heart, thank you."

  "Which club are you going to report to?"

  Zhang Peng said, I want to go to the CS department team, that MM smiled and said, I remember it's on the second floor, left hand side, second classroom. The one in charge of recruiting new members is a pretty junior sister. There were many people lining up just now, but now it's less crowded. Don't know if they've reached the quota yet. But even if they have, it doesn't matter, you can join our photography club instead. I'm the vice president, what I say goes.

  "Is the Photography Association just for taking selfies?" Zhang Peng said, and out of the corner of his eye saw two raised fists, so he quickly darted off like a rabbit, rushing to the second classroom on the left side of the second floor that the female animal had mentioned.