Chapter 5: Fatty Brother and Sister

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  Just passing by and giving a recommendation, the support of everyone is the endless motivation for Da Bai to move forward, O(∩_∩)O haha~

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  At noon, Zhangsun Chong thought of going to have lunch with his family and getting to know the people at home. He asked Xiaomantou and Xiaobaozi to bring the dishes into the dining hall.

  When Changsun Wuji saw the plump white man sitting upright in the middle of the table, he knew it was Changsun Wujin, because Changsun Wuji's appearance was a younger version of Changsun Wujin. Changsun Wuji knew that his looks came from his father Changsun Wujin's inheritance of full-faced flesh, if he had inherited his mother's looks, he would have been a romantic rogue and still wouldn't be able to escape!

  Inside the dining hall, there were three tables. Three aunts and six sisters sat at one table; Duan Shi and Zhangsun Wuji brought their three legitimate sons to sit at another table; The third table was for the six illegitimate sons, but the two youngest sons were still nursing, so they didn't come over.

  Chang Sun Chong couldn't help but glance at his chubby little brother and sister, and was deeply impressed by the powerful genetic legacy of Chang Sun Wuji. Diudie and her three concubines were all slender and delicate, not a single one of them was fat, yet the children they gave birth to were surprisingly all chubby, with round faces that were identical in their plumpness.

  Just now still extremely indignant at one's own appearance, seeing so many fat brothers and sisters, feeling much more comfortable in heart, after all not just him being the only fat person at home.

  "Chong'er, how did you come here? Weren't you told to eat in your own room?" Dong Shi hastily stood up and let Zhangsun Chong sit in the empty seat beside her.

  Chang Sun Chong smiled foolishly and said to Dou Shi, who looked just like his mother Li: "Mother, I'm fine now. It was my fault earlier that made Father and Mother worry, and set a bad example for my younger brother. From now on, I'll turn over a new leaf and behave myself."

  Dong's mother heard this, her eyes reddening, took out a handkerchief and wiped it clean, saying: "Mother's son is sensible."

  "Cough cough!" The stout middle-aged man sitting in the center, seeing that he was being ignored, felt very displeased. Shouldn't they be apologizing to him as a father?

  "Chong'er, although your father is very strict with you, he actually cares about you deeply. Today, he even got into a fight with Cheng Lao in the imperial court!" Duan Shi knew that her son was always disobedient and often beaten by his father, so there was a great deal of coldness between the two.

  Changsun Wugong took a look at Changsun Wuji, who was stout and strong, and then thought of Cheng Yaojin, who was known as the "Mixed World Demon King". He really couldn't believe that Changsun's old father, a civil official, could defeat Cheng Yaojin with his three-board axe.

  "Has Father and Cheng Lao Yaoguai started fighting in court?"

  Chang Sun Wuji didn't expect Chang Sun Chong to ask such a thing, and was choked by the rice in his mouth. This son is really too ignorant! How can you fight on the imperial court? At most, just argue with words, scold each other!

  Dong's face turned red with anger and she scolded, "It wasn't a fight, it was an argument! Old Master Cheng said that tomorrow he'll bring his sons to apologize!"

  Chang Sun Chong only then realized how foolish his question was, and awkwardly said: "Hehe, it's all in the past, I've already forgotten!" He picked up his bowl and shoveled rice into his mouth, as if nothing had happened.

  "Big brother! I want to eat chicken legs!" A little kid next to him weakly expressed his opinion.

  Zhang Sun Chong finally lifted his head and noticed that on everyone's table, there were only three dishes with meat, one of which was a dish with only a few pieces of chicken, all three tables were like this, only the food in front of him was sumptuous, crucian carp soup, chicken legs, and a plate of mutton, two vegetarian dishes.

  Dong's wife raised her hand and slapped a small, unknown chubby boy, saying: "Seventh brother, your brother is injured, this is to help your brother recover! Tomorrow, mother will tell the kitchen to cook more chicken legs!"

  Zhangsun Chong knew that his family was simple, even the wife of the Prime Minister wore coarse cloth, and several aunts were also like this; the group of chubby brothers and sisters at home were also like this. The food they ate was equivalent to the fast food level in the cafeteria of later generations, with little oil and no salt, tasteless.

  Is Zhangsun's family really poor, or are they just pretending?

  "Qī Láng, you wanted to eat chicken legs, didn't you? Big brother will give you one!" Chang Sun couldn't bear the little fatty's drooling eyes, it was just a chicken leg!

  Long Sun Qilang, who was still swallowing saliva, beamed with joy, holding the bowl to receive the chicken leg handed over by his elder brother, eating with relish, and mumbling: "Thank you, big brother!"

  "Big brother, I want some too!" A chubby boy with unknown birth order walked over with a bowl.

  "Good, I'll give you one too!" Zhang Sun Chong looked at his loving younger brother and placed a piece in the chubby little brother's bowl.

  "Big brother, me too!"

  "Older brother, I want to eat more!"

  Hula hula, fat brothers and sisters all hold bowls and run to the front of Zhangsun Chong.

  Chang Sun Cheung is really speechless, looking up at the sky, it's just a little meat dish, but it's like they haven't had meat for a year or two, and they don't know that Chang Sun Wuji is now the "Prime Minister", his chubby sons are not reserved at all!

  But looking at these chubby brothers and sisters, they don't seem to be living a bad life! Did their father, Zhangsun Wuji, offend Li Er, so he had to keep a low profile, eat poorly, and dress poorly?

  "Alright, alright, line up from shortest to tallest, big brother will distribute!" So many eager eyes were staring at him, Zhangsun Chong really couldn't eat anymore.

  "Oh!" The chubby boys and girls cheered and started lining up, but most of them were brothers and sisters under the age of ten.

  "This one's for you, and this one's for him!" Zhangsun Chong handed a drumstick to a chubby little boy of about three years old, who he didn't know yet, and the other drumstick was given to an older sister whose birth order he wasn't sure of.

  Chang Sun Chong shared his food with his fat younger brother and fat little sister, but by the time he finished sharing, a chubby six-year-old girl was left without any.

  Chubby girl's face turned red with envy, seeing others eating deliciously, her eyes were about to turn red.

  Chang Sun Chong couldn't bear it anymore, thinking that since he had occupied someone else's body, he should naturally fulfill his duties. He should do his duty to the owner of this body. He picked up Xiao Pang and put him on his leg, saying: "Brother, there is no chicken leg today, brother will feed you fish meat, okay?"

  Xiao Pangya rubbed her eyes with both hands, and a bright smile spread across her face. Two adorable dimples appeared, and her smooth, tender skin seemed to glow with a soft light. She smiled sweetly and said, "Thank you, big brother! San Niang loves eating fish meat the most."

  Chang Sun had been an only child in his past life, without any younger siblings. He had never experienced being admired and looked up to by younger brothers or sisters. The corner of the iceberg in his heart was melted by the warm smile of the chubby girl.

  Chang Sun Chong held his chubby little sister with one hand and a pair of chopsticks in the other, concentrating on picking out fish bones until he had removed all the bones from half the fish. He then put the tender fish meat into the bowl of this chubby little girl called San Niang.

  Chang Sun Wuji had been observing this good-for-nothing, who was young and ignorant, yet excelled in eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, fighting, and brawling. The family's punishment rods were broken several times, but he refused to change his ways! In this household, this son never put anyone else in his eyes except when he was in front of Chang Sun Wuji and his wife Duan Shi, where he didn't dare to misbehave.

  This son is his eldest son, his first child, and everything of his will be inherited by this son in the future. He has high expectations for him, but unexpectedly, the stricter he is educated, the more rebellious he becomes.

  This time, I was knocked unconscious by the child of the Old Witch's family. Unexpectedly, he has become a human being! From my son's eyes, I can no longer see the former playful and disrespectful look, but instead, he is respectful to his parents and loving to his younger siblings! If I had known that being beaten by the child of the Old Witch's family would bring about such a change, I would have sent him to their house long ago and had them thoroughly thrash this unfilial son.

  Good heavens, the son has changed for the better. That old scoundrel Cheng's son is not a nemesis of mine, but a benefactor! I really owe it to that old scoundrel Cheng! Today, not only did I scold him in court, but His Highness also fined him half a year's salary and had all five sons of the Cheng family reflect on their mistakes.

  Dong's mother rubbed her eyes. Her son had never paid attention to his younger siblings at home, and even when he spoke to them, it was perfunctory and impatient.

  "Third daughter, your brother has already prepared the fish for you. Why don't you go to your seat and have dinner? Your big brother hasn't eaten yet!" Duan's wife was very relieved, thinking that her son's body wasn't well and she didn't want Third Daughter to tire him out.

  The third daughter got down from Zhangsun Chong's leg and said, "Thank you, big brother!"

  "Eat well, wait for brother to earn a lot of money, and I'll definitely let you eat chicken legs until you're sick!" Zhangsun Chong smiled happily, really liking this chubby little sister.

  "Hmph!" Changsun Wuji heard this and thought, This child is incorrigible, a family failure!

  Dong's family patted Dong Changsun Wuji's hand, indicating that he should stop talking. His son had been in a coma for so long and finally woke up!

  Chang Sun-chung didn't know what was wrong with this fat old man, and he silently ate his meal. However, the fish soup had gone cold and had a strong smell of fish. Chang Sun-chung didn't want to drink it anymore and said: "I'm full! Everyone eat slowly!"

  Longsun Wuji, who had been watching Longsun Chong for a long time, couldn't help but slap him on the head and scolded: "You good-for-nothing! You don't drink the good fish soup, and you leave rice!"

  Chang Sun Chong was slapped by Chang Sun Wuji into the bowl in front of him. Why slap you into the rice bowl, why slap you into the fish soup bowl! Not only was he scalded by the fish soup on his nose and mouth, but even his face was pierced by a few fish bones, it's going to be disfigured!

  It doesn't matter if it hurts or feels bad, but seeing my younger brother and sister being beaten up like this is just too humiliating.

  Can't let his siblings see his embarrassed face, he flung his sleeve over his face and instinctively walked out, "thud" bumping into a pillar, seeing stars, after coming to, he hastily left, walking while pulling off the fish bones on his face.

  "Old Master!" Madam Dou saw that the father and son had made such a scene, her eyes reddened, she sighed and hastily chased after them.