Chapter 4 is a fatty

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  Xiao Mantou nodded repeatedly and said, "Yes, Empress Changsun is a virtuous empress of her generation, a model for women all over the world, and also the pride of our Changsun family." Xiao Mantou's deep feelings were filled with great pride.

  "Right, Xiaomantou, how did I get hurt?" Zhangsun Chong touched the big lump on the back of his head, guessing that he was hit by a heavy object or bumped into something hard.

  Xiao Mantou heard this and indignantly scolded: "It's all because of those good-for-nothing sons of Cheng Yaojin, they can't even compare to Young Master in poetry and couplets, so they resort to violence. Five of them ganging up on one person, how could the refined and courteous Young Master possibly win?"

  "Is it just because of this?" Zhangsun Chong felt a bit exaggerated, just because of this fight, and also too lacking in standards. How could people say that they were idle and bored to the point of fighting?

  Just now Xiao Mantou, who was still filled with righteous indignation, heard Zhang Sun Chong's question and quickly lowered his head, saying: "You are fighting for Wan Hua Lou Yun Xi young lady's..."

  An unmarried woman would feel embarrassed even if she is very open-minded when talking about this.

  It's really all about women, Zhang Sun Chong rubbed his head, five against one, losing wouldn't be a loss of face either.

  "What's next?" Zhang Sun Mo rubbed his chin.

  Later, the young master was beaten unconscious and sent home. The several useless sons of the Cheng family were taken home by their father, Cheng Yaowu. Finally, Yunxiang's daughter followed Chai Lingwu to go with you guys together.

  You've wasted half a day and ended up benefiting someone else, what bad luck, all that hard work for nothing.

  Just as he was about to speak, a slender and beautiful lady, dressed in coarse clothing with only two silver hairpins inserted between her hair buns, hurried over.

  "Chonger, you've finally woken up, your mother was scared to death!" The middle-aged beautiful woman hugged her eldest grandson Chong and cried loudly. "That scoundrel Cheng Yaojin thought that by sending some gifts over, we wouldn't hold it against him? Today I'll go into the palace and let your aunt, who loves you the most, take charge and severely punish those turtle sons of the Cheng family. They just want to show off how many sons they have, but our family has plenty of sons too! Just the other day, your twelfth brother was born, and when he grows up, twelve against five, I don't believe we can't win!"

  Chang Sun Chong was in a state of extreme shock since the middle-aged beauty entered, because this woman looked exactly like Chang Sun's mother, even her tone and expression were similar.

  Chang Sun Chong tightly hugged Chang Sun's mother and said: "Mother, are you wearing it too?"

  Just now Dou Shi, who was still wailing loudly, heard Zhang Sun's words and her crying suddenly stopped. She touched her son's head and scolded: "You murderer! You've beaten my son stupid! I'm going into the palace right now!"

  Chang Sun Chong understood that this beautiful woman only looked like Chang Sun's mother, but was not actually her. However, Diao gave Chang Sun a very familiar feeling, to the point where he mistakenly recognized her.

  No matter what, this is fate. Zhangsun Chong hastily pulled Dou Shi and said: "Mother, don't enter the palace! I was beaten because of a dispute with someone over a woman, it's a shameful thing to bother Auntie about, making a big deal out of a small matter. Besides, those turtle sons of the Cheng family, after all, grew up with me, can be considered childhood friends, fighting and quarreling is normal, we younger generations are just playing around, in two days we'll make up, if it's taken to the imperial palace, that's a big deal!

  "Then weren't you beaten up?" Duan's mother touched her son's swollen area, feeling very distressed.

  "Girl, don't worry, I've never suffered a loss like this before. Once I'm better, I'll definitely find a way to regain my footing. You said it yourself, we're brothers in arms, and the Longsun family isn't afraid of him." Longsun Chong had already subconsciously taken on the persona of the Tang Dynasty's "Longsun Chong".

  Dong's mother saw her son and said calmly, "Chong'er is now more sensible. In the past, he often went to your aunt's place to tattle, and your aunt doted on him, always helping him scold others."

  Chang Sun Chong rolled his eyes in his heart, it turned out that he used to be a snitch! This is not a good trait, men should be brave and take action, if they are not capable then they should stay low-key and not pretend to be something they're not. Every time he relies on "Wei Ge", he gets off but afterwards he can't do it anymore. He can't do this in the future, just for the sake of saving face, he'll end up being laughed at by others.

  Nowadays, in addition to the Li family of the Tang Dynasty, there is also the Changsun family, who are known for their arrogance and cannot afford to lose face.

  "Mom, I'm hungry, get me something to eat." According to Xiaomantou, he had been unconscious for three days and his stomach was now empty, growling with hunger.

  "Little steamed buns, little dumplings, how are you serving the young master? Take them out and slap their mouths twenty times!" As soon as Duan's wife heard this, she knew her son was hungry. She had already eaten breakfast, but her son was still starving - it was really unreasonable.

  "How can this girl be so fierce? Long Sun rushed to stop her: 'Mother, I just woke up and you're already here, Xiaobao and Xiaomantou haven't even had time to prepare yet!'"

  Xiao Mantou and Xiao Baozi heard this, turned around and ran away, saying: "I'll go get some food for the young master to eat!"

  "You've always been protecting these two girls, how can I really hit them?" Duan's wife tapped Long Sun-chung's head with a look of "son having a daughter-in-law and forgetting his mother".

  No way, oh my god, he's only thirteen years old. It seems like he's only fourteen this year, even if his younger brother is not honest, but he really can't swallow his pride.

  Soon a bucket of rice porridge and several side dishes were brought over. With an empty stomach, everything smelled delicious. Zhangsun Chong poured all the small dishes into the small bucket, stirred it a few times, and then used a wooden spoon to scoop it out and drink.

  Dong's wife saw her son was starving and cursed those sons of the Cheng family again in her heart.

  "Chong'er, you've eaten your fill, now rest well. I still have to go check the accounts, at lunchtime, I'll get someone to prepare a few more dishes for you!" Duan Shi was the mistress of the house and naturally had many things to attend to, not idle with nothing to do.

  Chang Sun wiped his mouth and said: "Mother, you have something to attend to, go ahead and take care of it. I still have some small buns and small dumplings here!"

  "You two take good care of the young master, if you make another mistake, go directly to the countryside!" Madam Dou said sternly, putting on the airs of a mistress, and others didn't dare to breathe loudly, repeatedly saying yes.

  Having eaten and drunk enough, in his own courtyard, taking a stroll, Changsun Wuji looked at his own courtyard. Although it can't be said to be simple, it is absolutely not comparable to the carved beams and painted buildings. You know that Changsun Wuji was equivalent to the Prime Minister of later generations, ah! His home didn't need to be made into a luxurious hall, but at least it should have been elegant and refined, right? Was his family's courtyard like this, while others were not?

  Chang Sun Chong went out for a spin, broke a sweat, had Xiao Mantou fetch hot water to bathe, and then lay in bed for three days. His body was starting to smell sour and stinky, this kind of sourness could even marinate old pickled mustard greens.

  Chang Sun Chong stood on the large wooden bucket, looked down at the reflection in the water, and was shocked. He almost fell into it. Who is this fat-headed, big-eared, oily and greasy guy?

  The Buddha who killed a thousand knives, just now he thought he was fat, but didn't realize how fat he was. No wonder earlier when he drank a bucket of white porridge, no one felt surprised, this physique and that small bucket of white porridge, normal.

  This face has been distorted by fat, and the belly is also very big, to the extent that it's impossible to see the little brother below without bending down, it's really miserable. Compared to his previous life when he was handsome and looked like Takeshi Kaneshiro, it's a world of difference.

  Growing up like this, how can I pick up girls?!

  Chang Sun Chong was washing a large wooden tub and a basin, frowning one moment and looking bitter the next, which made Xiao Mantou and Xiao Baozi very worried.

  "Master, are you alright?" Little Mantou and Little Baozi were clearly not the first time serving as attendants for Changsun's bath.

  Chang Sun Chong jumped into the large wooden bucket, submerging himself in water, hoping to suffocate to death so he could return to modern times. His six-pack abs, his model-like physique, and his handsome appearance would all be gone!

  Xiao Mantou and Xiao Baozi saw Young Master Longsun drowning in the water, thinking that he was trying to end his life, so they rushed over to pull him out.

  Chang Sun Chong's head was big and his body had water, small baozi and small mantou two people fell into the wooden bucket, lying in Chang Sun Chong's arms.

  Chang Sun Chong emerged from the water and saw two small, dripping wet people in his arms. Their clothes were stuck to their bodies, revealing their well-developed physiques without a doubt.

  Chang Sun Chong looked and his eyeballs almost popped out, he quickly pulled back Zhu Ge's face, closed his eyes and said: "I'm fine, I was just practicing holding my breath inside!"

  The two little maidservants, seeing that the young master was not dead, felt relieved and only then realized they were lying in his arms, hastily scrambling out of the wooden bucket.

  Chang Sun felt empty in his arms, feeling very lost. The benefits of coming to the Tang Dynasty were not yet available, but when he saw his little brother's proud appearance, his lost heart finally had some consolation. He measured it with his hand and was shocked by its size and hardness, extremely majestic!

  This body shape and appearance are not pleasing to the eye, but this little brother is quite promising. It's comforting to think that in order to have many beautiful women in the future, I'll start losing weight from today.