Chapter 3: Am I a Colombian Butterfly?

  "Huh?" I'm like, why? Am I regressing into a kid today or something? Keeps responding with single characters from start to finish.

  "Pressing my new clothes, little house boy." The little loli looked at me with her chin up, her eyes slightly disdainful. Did she have to? This made me shift my gaze to her clothes, a soft yellow sweater that set off her skin like jade in cream.

  "Sorry, little sister, I didn't mean to." I showed my kindness by flashing a two-toothed smile at the little loli. At this time, Li Ke instructed the coachman and also got into the carriage, seeing the little loli glare at me with wide eyes full of hatred.

  "What's wrong with Xiaomei?" With a thud, he sat down, the coachman raised his whip and shouted, the horse carriage started moving forward with a shake.

  "He wrinkled my new dress. And... and called me little sister, so rude." Little Loli pointed to the spot that was roughly no bigger than a square centimeter, huffing and staring at me with a somewhat ferocious expression.

  "I've given you a gift, little sister." I'm kind, but that doesn't mean I'm weak. I'm ugly, and that doesn't mean I'll be gentle either. Can your eyes be as big as mine? Glaring back, gritting her teeth and speaking loudly.

  "What?! It's Li Ke's turn to become young again? He raised his orchid finger and pointed at me for half a day, unable to fart."

  "What's wrong? Is there something on my face?" The scar above my forehead hasn't fully healed yet, but it's not worth giving me that kind of look, are you jealous that I'm uglier than you?

  "It's okay, it's okay, Xiao Mei, Jun Xian didn't mean to. " Li Ke seemed unwilling to let me dwell on this topic and comforted Little Luo with a few words.

  "Hmph... is that all?" The little loli's chin almost pierced through the car roof.

  On the way, I finally understood why Li Ke praised my high move. A few days ago, at another rich and powerful person's home, Cheng Chuliang's house, we had a gathering to gamble, and Li Ke lost all his money. Of course, Tie Ge couldn't escape either. The two of them slunk away with their tails between their legs from what was probably the king of gamblers' den. The two poor rich kids were so angry that they swore an oath: unless Cheng Chuliang's conscience kicked in and he returned their money, they would never set foot in his house again.

  After venting on the road, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't slept all night, hadn't drunk a drop of water, and was both tired and hungry. He had stayed up all night to gamble, and Cheng Chuliang was also afraid that his father would take out a big axe to smash the place, so he sent away all the idle personnel, including even the servants who poured tea and water. How could they not be hungry? What to do? Fang Yiai, this burly young master: "Let me handle it." With a few kicks, he entered the nearby Fang mansion, and as a result, the jade scepter that Li Ke's father had given to Fang Yiai's father was taken by this killer to be pawned. He found a high-end restaurant to eat and drink extravagantly.

  Along the way, Li Ke still had some worries. Fang Yi Ai suddenly became furious and slapped his chest: "Who's afraid of who? If my old man dares to move me, I'll pretend to be beaten silly, and my mother will naturally come to protect me..."

  I XXXXX, first of all, you're so arrogant, where is the Buddha? I want to... I want to complain, how did I reincarnate into this small white body. It's too scary...... Overbearing little white.

  "Alas, I didn't expect Brother Fang to be so ruthless, harming Jun Ge... Hmm, why does your face look a bit pale?" Li Ke finished recounting the story of Fang Er Shao Ye's heroic deed and was startled by my complexion.

  I swallowed hard: "It's nothing, Father's slap is indeed too formidable...it actually made me forget everything that happened before..." I didn't dare to tell Li Shuai the truth.

  The little loli laughed from head to toe without a hint of sympathy, and then leaned against Li Ke's side, speaking in a cold tone: "Brother, look at this... haha... how did the Prime Minister's family of our great Tang Dynasty give birth to such a..."

  "My sister is not being rude... Brother Jun, my sister is used to speaking directly, she doesn't know how to beat around the bush..." Li Ke still had some conscience, smiling and also seriously spoke up for his sister. ...Shameless Li Ke, ignoring you guys."

  Less than half a minute of awkward silence, I suddenly remembered something and pulled Li Ke. Lowering my voice: "For De brother... little brother wants to ask you something, among your sisters, is there anyone named Gao Yang? Or is there a princess with the title of Princess Gao Yang?"

  Xiao Li gave me a sideways glance, turned away with a look of disdain, as if unwilling to eavesdrop, but her small body leaned in this direction, her ears perked up high.

  Li Ke stared at me like I was an alien: "Younger brother..." He reached out and touched my forehead: "You're not feverish?"

  "Oh my!... For the sake of De Ge, my good big brother, I'm begging you, tell me, little brother, this matter concerns my life and death! As long as you tell me the truth, I'll be your loyal servant. This is a matter of my life! De Ge's words are as sweet as honey, Li Ke's expression is a bit distorted, he might want to vomit, Little Loli is covering her mouth with her sleeve, giggling on the side, her face is flushed red, and her sparkling eyes overflow with laughter."

  "I... I'm going to die!? Where did you learn this phrase, little brother? How can you...?" Li Ke, who was both literary and martially accomplished, lifted the carriage curtain and took a few deep breaths, barely managing not to vomit in the carriage. He asked me back very politely. It seemed that Li Ke's family education was good, almost reaching the level of being unmoved by the collapse of Mount Tai. Unfortunately, he met me. I didn't make a sound, didn't move, kept my expression, grasped Li Shuai Guo's hand, and looked at him sincerely with a sad gaze, as if I had seen a small white radish like Yang Naiwu. Finally, Li Shuai Guo couldn't take it anymore. The little loli also couldn't take it anymore, ignoring her princess dignity, hugging her stomach on the carriage covered with thick carpets, laughing and crying at the same time.

  "Ah..." Li Ke struggled to pull his hand back, glared at me sideways with a resentful gaze, "Today's expenses for Yun Wen Pavilion..."

  "Little brother, little brother has come. In the midst of your busy schedule, you've taken out precious time to visit me, and I'm so moved that I don't know what to say. It should be me who comes to welcome you instead.

  Forcing down the intense pain in his heart, he put on a genuine smile, taking the lead, Li Shuai's guy isn't easy to deal with either."

  "No!" Li Ke said seriously, and the little loli next to him nodded vigorously, I could even see her drooling, was a meal really that attractive?

  "Uh... her..." I glanced at the little loli next to Li Ke, lowered my voice and whispered in his ear.

  "My seventeenth sister, Li Yu, was titled Hepu..." Li Ke said with a sly smile. I was stunned, Buddha, could it be that I'm that Colombian butterfly? With just one wing, I'd blow away that High Princess Yang? You're really something, so cool! Hahaha..."

  "Are you sure?" I'm not quite at ease, afraid that this handsome guy is deceiving me. He Pu pearl? I secretly took a glance at the little loli's appearance, and it was just so-so, with a few small freckles on her face that couldn't be detected, not as big as He Pu pearl. On the contrary, it made the little loli look even more pure and lovely, those black shiny eyes were actually more beautiful than He Pu pearl...... Uncle's thoughts started to act up again, I must correct myself, I'm not an evil uncle, when I get home I'll write a hundred lines of self-reflection.

  "Brother, you're asking too many questions, aren't you? When have I ever deceived you?" Li Ke's face was full of righteousness. Alright, I'll trust you this once. As a prince, Li Ke's credibility should be slightly higher than mine.

  I'm so excited, I feel so relieved, my hands and feet are almost trembling, trying to maintain a calm demeanor, but can't help the excitement in my heart, really want to grab Li Ke's hand and sing "Friends" together, forget it, afraid that Li Shuai would not be able to handle my enthusiasm, pulling the curtains to catch my breath.

  "Third brother... isn't this guy possessed or something?" How did little loli's whisper get into my ear?

  "Shh... keep your voice down, although my younger brother isn't too bright, he's actually a good person..." You're really something, I don't know if you're praising me or mocking me, never mind.

  Fang Cheng is still following closely behind the carriage, leading the horse. When he sees me sticking my head out to enjoy the view, he smiles at me, looking very honest and loyal. As soon as passersby see Fang Cheng's towering figure approaching, they quickly scatter in all directions, apparently intimidated by his presence. The greyish-black uniform is really ugly; if I were to design a suit for him and add a pair of sunglasses, he would instantly transform from a loyal servant into a bodyguard for the Zhongnanhai compound.

  "Brother Jun, you've really been beaten by the house's geomancy?..." Li Ke was too embarrassed to say that he had been beaten by the famous Tang Dynasty diviner, so he just made a vague gesture, nodded and let out a long sigh: "Yes... I was unconscious for many days, only waking up yesterday..."

  "It was true after all... No wonder I felt that something was off about my brother today..." Li Ke pointed at me, then at Li Shu, and muttered to himself for a while, but didn't finish what he was saying. He just looked at me with very sympathetic eyes. What's going on here? Did Fang Yi'ai have an affair with this girl in the past?

  "What are you looking at?..." Li couldn't withstand my sincere gaze, and in her embarrassment and anger, she stretched out her small foot to kick me. This lass looks like a violent lolita...