Chapter 25: What Does the Princess Want to Do?

  "Hmph... Can that little girl be as beautiful as me?" The small, plump mouth was slightly open, and the pair of eyes on the small, melon-seed-shaped face, even though they were staring at me with a gloomy expression, still looked adorable. Her hands, propped up on the table, revealed a small section of skin that was as white and tender as sheep fat. There were also fine strands of hair stuck to her forehead. The two of us were less than ten centimeters apart, and the fragrance from her body wafted into my nostrils in waves.

  "You may be prettier, I admit that, but she has a much kinder heart and a gentler temper..." He secretly swallowed his saliva, that damned uncle's thoughts were acting up again.

  "You'd better believe it, this guy who's all talk and no truth, just looking at me makes my mouth water, yet he still dares to spout nonsense." Li Yu smiled slyly, very fox-like.

  Damn it, why is this throat knot going up and down? Fortunately, the Li Yu in front of me didn't have a hint of shyness, and I didn't feel guilty either. With a thick-skinned glance: "Sister, if you have something to say, then say it. Are you letting Li Zhi leave just to pry into my maid's gossip?"

  "Does it still hurt?" This princess elder sister, what's wrong with you, making small talk?

  "Uh-huh... doesn't hurt, lost all feeling a long time ago..." He glanced at his bandaged hands, which resembled pig trotters, and felt very sad.

  Li Shu's anger rose again and he kicked me. "What kind of person are you? I help you bandage your wound with good intentions, yet you still have so many complaints..."

  "Not... absolutely no complaints." This is the truth, I suspect that even if someone were to hit me with a hammer right now, I wouldn't feel it.

  "...Ah..." Li Yu had just opened his mouth when Green Butterfly appeared at the door, carrying a steaming bowl of chicken soup: "Young Master, I've brought you some chicken soup..."

  "Oh... thank you." He picked it up and poured it into his mouth, drinking with relish, and glanced sideways at Li Yu. Li Yu pretended to be nonchalant, strolled to the desk, picked up the rice paper on the table, and pretended to carefully appreciate the young master's calligraphy masterpiece. It seemed that this kid really had something to ask me.

  "Uh-huh... Green Butterfly, nothing's wrong in the house, you take this out and go to the kitchen to tell Liu Auntie to fry a couple more eggs tonight, I need to supplement my diet..." The empty bowl was handed over to Green Butterfly, who pinched her nose and winked at Li Shu, who was pretending to be serious. Green Butterfly stole a glance at him and subtly pouted, responding softly as she carried the tray out...

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  "Sister, what are you looking at? ... The quilt was thrown on the bed, and both hands were moving under it. En, not bad, it's a bit better now. A bowl of scalding chicken soup, big slices of ginger went down, and I broke out in a cold sweat all over my body, feeling much more comfortable."

  "What's all this?" Li Yu originally wasn't pretending, in his hand was the portrait I drew for Green Butterfly two days ago. My brush painting skills... before drinking, can reach Van Gogh's level, after drinking, can surpass Picasso's height. Don't dare to show it to these ancient people, however, my pen drawing is top-notch. That day, I specially showed off in front of Green Butterfly, seeing the little girl's fervent worshiping eyes, her excited and joyful appearance, really delightful.

  Thinking of this, I tilted my head, and indeed... the beautifully crafted three-ring bun of Green Butterfly appeared at the window. This girl......

  The green butterfly's eyes and expression were completely captured by me, Li Yu looked a bit stunned, not at the painting, but at me: "Fang Jun... are you really that Fang Jun who doesn't do his job properly, only knows how to loaf around, eat and regret, waiting for death?"

  "This... this question is too profound, it's related to relativity and... uh, big sister, what are you trying to do?" Looking at her as if she wants to use a magnifying glass on my face, I'm getting a bit nervous, afraid that she'll discover my acne.

  "Hmph... never mind, anyway, no matter how you change, you're still Fang Jun, still the son of Fang Xiang, and still my study partner... right?" With a gentle breath, her red lips opened and closed, revealing pearly whites, and on her rosy cheeks, I could even see fine downy hairs - so cute. Her long eyelashes fluttered against my heart, too captivating. This little scamp, I can now swear to the heavens that she's indeed a seductress who brings ruin to nations."

  "One day you'll help me paint one too... it has to be better than this painting!" The tone was unmistakable, this wasn't a request, it was an order. Rolling his eyes and swallowing hard: "Alright, but painting a portrait requires you to sit for three to five hours, I don't know if you can handle that..."

  "Stinky room Jun, I'm younger than you!" Li Shu's face turned red, and he poked me with my Zhen Guan pen, what a guy...

  "Alright, alright, Xiaoyao... hmm, Princess, please don't glare at me like that, it's not becoming of a lady. I'm saying... what is it that you want to tell me? The sky is almost dark, big sister! She's getting anxious to the point of madness, what does she want to do?"

  "Hmph... what's with the darkness? Are you saying there are still robbers lurking around these two streets?" Li Fu furrowed his brow and gave me a glance.

  "Who knows, what if this young master has a seizure and goes crazy at midnight, wielding a knife?"

  "What about you?... If you have the ability, come on, see if I can take you down!" With a very disdainful tone and excited eyes, it scared me to death. The combat power of violent lolis is generally very high, what if I lose, wouldn't I become the laughing stock of the entire Chang'an City? It seems that this plan needs to be reconsidered.

  Just as she was hesitating whether to speak bluntly, Li Yu sat back on the edge of the bed, playing with her beautiful fingernails, and said lightly: "Do you want to ask me about Qin Yan's sister?"

  It's worth my painstaking efforts to teach her after all. With the most affectionate smile, he poured tea for her with one hand: "As expected of Her Highness, you're a clever person, your wisdom is enough to illuminate my entire room..."

  Li Shu responded to my flattery with a cold eye, slowly sipped his tea and looked at me: "You... do you like Qin sister?" Li Shu said this sentence as if he was having trouble breathing, it's really strange, did this strong gossip queen suddenly become unaccustomed to inquiring about other people's privacy?

  "... nothing, can only say that I have some good feelings towards her, after all, just took a few glances, can't say whether I like or dislike...". This is the truth. Another point is that when facing a beautiful princess who is staring at you with piercing eyes and admitting to liking another beautiful woman, this feeling is very strange, a bit guilty, like being caught by your wife while visiting a brothel.

  "Really?......" Li Yu stared at the teacup in a daze, and I didn't dare disturb him, afraid that this girl would suddenly go crazy again and change her mind about telling me about Qin Yan.

  "Actually... I'm not very familiar with Qin sister either..." This little busybody, Li Fu, almost made me suffocate with rage. After holding my breath for a long time, I finally managed to suppress the flames of anger. Forget it, I stood up and prepared to sweep this boring person out the door.

  "What's the hurry? Just now when you were saving people, I thought you had changed your heart to be kind, but now you want to drive away your own lifesaver?" Li Yu raised his pointed chin and returned to his true nature.

  "Got so angry I'm laughing: 'When did you become my lifesaver, little girl?'"

  "Don't call me young lady!" Li Yu's voice suddenly rose by eight degrees, scaring the servants and maids who were sneaking a peek outside the door to flee in all directions.

  It's a real headache, this little loli's title is indeed a problem: "Your Highness..."

  "Don't call me 'princess' or anything like that, I don't like it. When you say that, don't think I don't know what you're thinking - you must be thinking, 'This girl is putting on airs,' right?" Her eyes stared at me, very beautiful eyes with black pupils that reflected my image. Her long eyelashes were very thick, and I wondered if she was wearing mascara now, feeling like asking her.

  "No... no idea." He chuckled dryly, indeed often thinking this way, but dared not say it out loud, lest someone overhear, for this was a treasonous remark.

  "Hmph... just by looking at you, I can tell you're lying. No need to bother arguing with you, this is the law...” Li Shu's face suddenly turned red: “This isn't suitable, you should call me... forget it, I have a headache, I'll leave first.” Li Shu lifted her skirt and flew away like a light and agile phoenix, but why did it feel like she was running away.

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