Chapter 8: All Because of Urine

  Xiao Tianjian's expression also became serious, he looked around at the people beside him and said in a very low but serious tone: "I know you're all tense, but it's come to this, none of us have any way out, either we take down the Zhuangzi or we all die inside the Zhuangzi, there's no other choice!"

  "So I'm telling you, put away your conscience, today we're here to rob, whoever can't bring themselves to do it will have no way out. Let me ask you, do you want to live or die?"

  They looked at each other and nodded in unison. This didn't need to be asked; if they wanted to die, they wouldn't have followed Xiao Tianjian to do this kind of thing.

  "If you want to live, then do as I say. After we go out, follow me and solve the problem outside as quickly as possible without making a sound. Then, sneak up on the wall and take care of all the guards at Liu's village. From then on, this place will be ours for the taking! As for those tenant farmers, as long as we are ruthless enough, they won't dare to disobey us! After we finish this job, we won't have to worry about our stomachs anymore!" Xiao Tianjian instructed them.

  Actually, they didn't do anything in the afternoon either. To be on the safe side, Xiao Tianjian carefully observed the situation on the wall of Liu's village and found that there were indeed very few strong men inside the village, basically all staying in one place. He then asked Feng Gouzi, who was familiar with the terrain of Liu's village, to draw a simple map of the village on the yellow soil with branches, so that everyone could understand the terrain inside and avoid running around like headless flies after going out. For now, it can be said that the preparation is already sufficient, at least he himself has some confidence in his heart.

  Everyone continued to nod in agreement, estimating that it was already past two watches, roughly around 10 o'clock at night. In this era where getting rich basically relied on robbery, treating illnesses basically relied on lying down, transportation basically relied on walking, and communication basically relied on shouting, there really wasn't much entertainment to speak of at night. So most people who had wives were already embracing them for entertainment, while those without wives had also mostly lain down to amuse themselves. It was just the right time for them to take action.

  Xiao Tianjian didn't say any more nonsense, lifted his leg and walked up the steps, coming to the entrance of the cave. His head was much higher than ordinary people, and he could touch the wooden board covering the entrance with his head. He stretched out his hand to try it, and felt that the wooden board was not completely motionless, and there seemed to be something on top of it. So he took a deep breath, secretly praying: "All gods protect me! Just hope there's no one above!"

  Then he took a deep breath and exerted himself again, his arm muscles bulging high as he strained to hold up the wooden board on top of his head, pushing it upwards. The thick wooden board creaked under his great force, opening up a gap, and a loud rumbling sound came from above, as if something had fallen to the ground. The wooden cover was then pushed open by him, revealing the entrance.

  Xiao Tianjian didn't dare to slack off, drew out his waist knife, and was the first to jump out of the cave entrance. In front of him was a pitch-black darkness, and he bumped into a hard object with a thud, hurting so much that he almost cried out in pain. It seemed that being tall wasn't always a good thing!

  After groping around, Xiao Tianjian's vision began to recover, and he could vaguely see the objects in the room through the weak moonlight coming from the window. After scanning around, he found that there were some farm tools and firewood piled up inside. It was indeed a woodshed, just as Feng Gouzi had said. If one wasn't careful, it wouldn't be easy to discover this entrance. When he pushed open the wooden board covering the entrance earlier, he happened to knock over a wooden box that was pressed on top of the cover plate.

  Xiao Tianjian rushed to the window, stuck his head out and looked around, saw that there was no light or sound outside the woodshed, which made him feel a bit more at ease. He was really worried that the noise he made earlier would disturb the people in the yard. Fortunately, everything seemed to be going smoothly for now.

  "Hurry up and come on, no one's outside!" Just as Xiao Tianjian was still observing the situation outside, Feng Gouzzi climbed out of the hole for the second time, excitedly leaning forward to wave at the people below.

  The remaining people immediately crawled out of the cave one after another, and soon filled up the woodshed. Everyone tightly grasped their tools and crowded at the window to look outside.

  "My goodness, I've finally crawled in. I never want to dig a hole like this again in my life! It's suffocating!" Zhao Erdui said quietly with a gloomy face at the window.

  Xiao Tianjian didn't have the time to listen to his complaints, and he was secretly delighted in his heart. What he feared most was that there would be dogs raised in the backyard of this house, which would quickly expose their actions. However, at this moment, the courtyard was quiet and still, without the sound of barking dogs. It seemed that the people in this household did not like raising dogs, which made it even more convenient for their actions.

  "Less nonsense, follow me!" Xiao Tianjian pulled open the door and rushed out with his knife in hand, running towards the front yard.

  The remaining people followed closely behind him, and a faint but chaotic footstep sounded in the yard, breaking the tranquility here.

  Liu Fushan was comfortably embracing his wife, who was panting and sweating profusely. He was quite content with the current state of affairs, although Shaanxi had been in chaos for two years. Fortunately, their Liu family village had not suffered any major disasters. At the beginning of the year, there were several gangs that attempted to attack their village, but fortunately, they had prepared in advance and reinforced the walls of their stronghold. Hundreds of people surrounded their village and fought for several days, killing over a hundred people, but they couldn't even breach the gate of the village. They eventually retreated with their tails between their legs, and since then, no rioters dared to attack them again.

  As for his master Liu Bo Pi, Liu Fu Shan really looked down on him. Although the villa was very stable, he was still scared and took his family to escape to Fengxiang Prefecture, never daring to stay in the villa again.

  His days became much more comfortable, no longer having to carefully attend to the needs of the whole family like a grandson, although he still had some responsibilities, but he was very carefree, sleeping in as late as he wanted and not having to get up early to serve Liu Bao Pi.

  As soon as he thought of Liu Bopi, Liu Fushan couldn't help but spit on the ground. The three words "guarding wealth" were a true portrayal of Liu Bopi. He had been working as a steward for so many years, but every month he still only got that little bit of salary. This made Liu Fushan very unhappy, but he didn't dare to mention it to Liu Bopi. After all, the current situation in Shaanxi and Gansu was chaotic, and being able to have food on the table was already a good thing.

  Liu Fushan is still very satisfied with this life, the whole Liu Family Village listens to him, people who didn't used to look up to him now show great respect, even Zhang Widow who didn't used to pay attention to him now has no choice but to sleep with him.

  Just now, Liu had a good time, and the widow was a bit short of breath, but she felt very comfortable. This was not only physical satisfaction, but also psychological satisfaction. The widow's husband died early, and she had been a widow at home for many years. She was born with a flirtatious nature, and although she was over 30, she still had some charm. In the past, her standards were high, but now she also had to lie under him and please him. That one body of white flesh, it's just comfortable!

  Just thinking about it makes me feel proud, Liu Fushan stretched out his hand and pinched Zhang Widow's full chest again, causing Zhang Widow to coquettishly cry out in protest.

  Most people in the mansion have gone to Fengxiang Prefecture with Liu Bo, which makes it more convenient for Liu Guanjia and Zhang Widow to secretly meet. In order to facilitate their meeting tonight, Liu Fushan has sent two strong men away from the main gate, ostensibly to strengthen patrols, but actually to make it easier for Zhang Widow to enter the courtyard.

  Suddenly, Liu Fushan felt a bit urgent to urinate, and he stretched out his hand to grope around on Zhang's widow's delicate skin for a few times. Only then did he get up with a satisfied expression, put on a piece of clothing, pulled on a pair of shoes, and walked towards the door. Since there was no one in this small courtyard now, he simply placed the chamber pot at the door, rather than putting it inside the house where it would smell foul and affect people's mood.

  With a creak, Liu Fushan opened the door and was about to step out to find a chamber pot when he suddenly saw a pair of large feet standing in front of him.

  "Ah……” He couldn't help but want to exclaim, but before he could lift his head to see who the person in front of him was, he felt a sharp pain on his neck, abruptly cutting off his exclamation. His instincts made him cover his neck, and a hot liquid immediately gushed out, even making a hissing sound.

  Liu Fushan finally saw the things in front of him clearly, and he saw a group of tattered people appearing outside his house door. A young man with an exceptionally tall stature stood in front of him, holding a shiny waist knife, looking ferocious and evil. He suddenly realized that something was wrong! There were thieves breaking into their village.

  Unfortunately, this was his last thought. The massive blood loss caused his brain to quickly fall into a state of confusion, and with a loud thud, he fell forward onto the threshold.

  Suddenly a voice came from inside the house: "You dead ghost, even going out to pay respects can make you trip! You're really stupid!"

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