Five Nokia phones with cross-dimensional capabilities

  For those historically renowned figures, we often get to know them through books, which are just a flat image, all the feelings are flat and stereotypical. But once this flat painting becomes a three-dimensional object, the feeling of the image suddenly becomes abstract, so many people can't adapt to it, let alone such a legendary figure as the Dragon that Soars Through Nine Heavens?

  Su Ning felt a bit unaccustomed, then habitually lay down on the mat that had already been laid out beside the fire pit, probably Li Jing's special favor for him. He inserted his hands into his pockets, this was his favorite action, and the fire pit emitted warm air, making the entire tent warm and not cold; huh? The zipper on the right can't be opened? Oh, right, the divine machine is inside, that was just bought not long ago, sigh!

  Unexpectedly, before it could be put to use, it crossed over with him and lost its greatest function - accessing the internet. Even the most powerful smartphone can only degenerate into an MP4 player. Of course, Nokia still has another function - a brick.

  He took out the divine machine, turned on the screen, and unlocked it. Su Ning's eyes were dull as he stared at this dynamic screen, this divine machine. It was so different from this era, so out of place! Moreover, this divine machine must be absolutely impossible for anyone else to discover, no matter what kind of person they were. Especially Li Er, if this emperor discovered it, he would really be finished. When encountering something beyond his understanding, any king with a brain would do the same thing - ask for his own head, unless that emperor really enjoyed playing...

  Although I couldn't go online, Suning really wanted to see what it would be like if he could log onto QQ. How cool would that be? He thought about taking a photo with Li Jing and posting it on his QQ space, saying it was a photo of him and the great Tang dynasty general Li Jing. Wouldn't that be awesome? Then he thought about taking another photo of himself riding a white horse, holding a silver spear, standing heroically. Wouldn't his parents be shocked? Wouldn't those young girls and boys worship him? As Suning thought about this, he suddenly felt tears well up in his eyes. This was a kind of loneliness, the loneliness and sorrow of a traveler in a foreign land. Wasn't that what "wearing brocade at night" felt like?

  Open the album, took a look at the photos of myself and so many people, Dad's, Mom's, Grandma's, Grandpa's, Er Gouzi's, Hu Niang's, and also the only one with Lao Tou, which was secretly taken when Lao Tou was drunk, Lao Tou didn't know why he refused to take pictures, he must think he looks too ugly!

  Looking at these photos, Suning's eyes became slightly moist.

  Quickly, Momo, and other apps are known as the three greatest tools for otaku. I have them all on my phone, although I'm not an otaku myself. But that doesn't stop me from loving these things. Looking at these familiar logos, I suddenly feel a sense of unreality. Is this really something that should exist in this era? Should someone like me really be living in this era? Why did I come here after all? What's the reason for it?

  In such an era, I am a blank existence, knowing nothing and unable to do anything. Following the old man, I have learned many wilderness survival skills and can cook well with one hand. However, in this era, are these skills applicable? Ancient times were a rigidly hierarchical class society, where "officials are higher than ordinary people" is the best interpretation of this era. Can I accept it? Can my self, who is used to the unrestricted wild days, bear such a naked and bare level of consciousness?

  Su Ning wiped away the tears on her face, and then she dragged out MoMo who was still unresponsive. She stared at the screen of her phone, lost in thought for a moment, and her fingers accidentally clicked on the browser icon. The browser opened, and Su Ning couldn't help but feel helpless - there was no internet connection, what was the point of even having a browser? With a bitter smile, Su Ning was about to exit the browser when the next scene almost scared her to death!

  Baidu, Baidu, Baidu, Baidu?

  Su Kai's eyes widened suddenly, what was going on?

  Looking at the familiar Baidu logo, although it often makes me feel extremely depressed with its "according to relevant laws and regulations, some search results are temporarily not displayed", which means that a large amount of first-hand information from Japan cannot be obtained, and many yellow picture enthusiasts also feel extremely depressed. However, I have to say that under the current circumstances, Baidu feels like his long-lost little sister to Su Ning; why, why can't QQ log in, why does 3G network show no signal, but Baidu still appears stubbornly? Even the most powerful machine wouldn't do this!

  Su Ning suddenly felt his heart racing violently, a feeling similar to when he used to receive exam papers, with his hands and feet slightly trembling, rapid breathing, and his heart beating over 200 times per minute. His face was flushed, and he felt like he was rushing to a secluded hotel behind the school for his first tryst with his girlfriend. It had been a long time since he'd experienced this feeling...

  Su Ning typed in the two characters "Li Jing", and then clicked on "Baidu it". Suddenly, a green progress bar appeared! A little bit, another little bit, and Su Ning's heart was beating once, twice, three times! Finally, the green progress bar reached the bottom, the page jumped to Baidu Encyclopedia! So many search results!

  Suning couldn't control the joy in his heart, he sat up crazily, it's really unexpected! It's really unexpected! He can actually go online! QQ can't be accessed! Can't access! Momo can't be accessed, but he can actually go online! He can use Baidu to search for these things! Oh my god! Is there a more powerful cheating tool than this?

  Nokia, oh Nokia, divine machine! When it has electricity, it's a cheating device, and when it runs out of power, it can also be used as a brick to hit people. Is there anything more powerful than this?! My beloved Nokia, did you really accompany me through time travel?!

  Su Ning opened Li Jing's Baidu Encyclopedia entry with a look of surprise, and upon careful examination, yes indeed, it was the sneak attack on Dingxiang, capturing Yang Zhengdao alive, then using inferior military strength to create a fake formation, forcing Illig Qaghan to retreat northward. Finally, joining forces with Li Ji, they launched a surprise attack on Yingshan with 10,000 elite troops, capturing Illig and annihilating him! Creating the military chapter of the prosperous Tang Dynasty's Zhenguan era! Cheater device, oh cheater device! God, you really take care of me! Describing it in such detail!

  In his excitement, Suning did not lose his clear head. To understand a historical figure, one must also know his character, future, and how he handles things. Being capable is one aspect, while being a good person is another; thus Suning opened Wikipedia again.

  For the evaluation of historical figures, Suning still trusts Wikipedia more, as for the reason, people who understand know; Fortunately, on this entry, Baidu Baike and Wikipedia are not much different, Li Jing has always been a positive national hero figure; Later, Suning began to look up information about Li Ji.

  Li Ji was Xu Maogong, the old cow-nosed Taoist in the Romance of Sui and Tang. Due to his great military achievements, he was granted the surname Li by Emperor Gaozu of Tang, becoming Li Shiming; later, after the death of Emperor Taizong of Tang, he changed his name to Li Ji to avoid taboo. Throughout his life, Li Ji served under three emperors: Gaozu, Taizong and Gaozong, and even played a role in Wu Zetian's regency. He was a double pillar of the political and military worlds, enjoying great wealth and honor throughout his life. The court relied on him as a long wall, bestowing great honors upon him, and enfeoffing him as Duke of England.

  This man is very good at knowing people, and values relationships and righteousness. However, he is also cunning and calculating. If it weren't for his grandson Li Jingye being reckless and opposing Wu Zetian, the Li family's legacy would have continued.

  At that time, Li Ji was absolutely a big thick leg! The only one who can compare with him is that Cheng Yaojin. Even if you can't hold onto Li Er's thigh, you must hold onto Li Jing and Li Ji's two big thick legs. Li Jing will definitely take care of himself as long as he shows his ability. And since Li Ji also has the wisdom to recognize people, after Li Jing passed away... hmm, probably in the same year as Li Er's death... then Li Ji would be his own big backer, relying on him, absolutely nothing would happen.

  There is just one thing, Su Ning entered a special entry evaluating Li Ji, looked at it and found that people's comprehensive evaluation of Li Ji discovered something: Li Ji liked to kill his sons-in-law in order to enforce military law. Every time he went on an expedition, he would bring his sons-in-law with him, and as soon as one of them showed a slight flaw, he would immediately execute him to enforce military law and show outsiders that he was strict in governing the army. One son-in-law who narrowly escaped death became a legendary figure after hiding deep in the mountains. This is a stain on Li Ji's character, being cruel to his family members, especially his sons-in-law, and not caring about his daughters becoming widows? Hmm, no matter how beautiful Li Ji's daughters are, they absolutely cannot be approached, even if they grow up to become heavenly beauties!

  After fully understanding everything, Su Ning silently muttered a sentence "Du Niang I love you", and then lay down with peace of mind, thinking about the happy life in the Great Tang Dynasty after making contributions. After a while, a soldier brought a set of black clothes into Su Ning's tent: "The general asked you to change into this military uniform and take off that colorful clothing. Once you enter the army, you must have some appearance of a soldier." Su Ning was stunned, suddenly feeling a bit depressed. When did I say I wanted to join the army? The Great Tang Dynasty has been at war for several years, if I'm not careful and get killed, wouldn't it be too regrettable?

  But to say, the Tang Dynasty attaches great importance to military merit. The status of those who have made military achievements is unimaginable. So, if you can get some kind of military achievement, you might even be able to get a noble title, and then you can really live a life of ease and comfort. To say, Suning doesn't have any great ambitions either. Since he's here, he'll just make do with what he has, hold on to the big leg, and that's it. Li Er's grand vision and the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty are inevitable.

  Shaking his head, Su Ning took off the outer down jacket and pants, leaving only the inner clothes. On top of the sweater, Su Ning also wore a vest with a pocket, where he put the divine machine. Then, he started putting on the Tang Dynasty military uniform... An hour later, Su Ning finally tied the last knot with great effort and sighed: "Ancient people's clothing is really troublesome. Indeed, modern clothes are more comfortable. If there's an opportunity, I'd rather open a clothing store directly. After all, the Tang Dynasty doesn't restrict this... Hmm? What's this? Diapers?"

  I pulled out my trusty phone to check, and it turns out that back then, they didn't have underwear at all! They were all wearing this kind of cloth similar to diapers! I said, why do the Japanese always wear this? It seems they learned from the Tang Dynasty and kept it until now. Alas! Wearing this kind of cloth not only doesn't breathe but also restricts the growth of little brother. According to Su Ning's current age, he estimates that his second brother can still grow bigger. Hmm, both length and diameter are pretty good, which is something to be proud of. The question is, will there be a chance to put it to use?

  It seems that if I were to open a clothing store, it might actually have a market! At that time, I'll first get Li Jing and his family to wear them as an advertisement, or directly persuade Emperor Taizong of Tang to wear them too. Then all the officials in the imperial court will follow suit and wear them, then the nobles will also wear them, then the wealthy merchants will also wear them, and finally the common people will also wear them. Although the population of the Tang Dynasty is less than 10 million now, it's still a huge market! Absolutely can't let others take it away! Hmm... although I may not be able to become a high-ranking official, being a rich man is still more than enough, heh heh...

  "What kind of dirty thoughts are you thinking?" A cold hum came over, Su Ning was shocked and quickly wiped away the saliva from the corner of his mouth, looking at the person in front of him. Okay, just now he was really too entranced, and didn't notice Li Jing entering his own tent at all, with a face full of disdain...

  How humiliating!

  Sneakily, he stuffed the divine machine under the bed, and Su Ning said in a low voice: "That kid just wants to make great contributions to the Tang Dynasty, so that he can establish many merits and leave his name in history! And then..." "And then he can live a good life with the imperial reward, eating and drinking until death, right?" Su Ning hadn't finished speaking when Li Jing revealed a cold smile, saying out loud the latter half of the sentence that Su Ning had thought but didn't dare to say.

  Su Ning couldn't help but sigh, talking to a nearly sixty-year-old old man was indeed dangerous. Sixty years had passed, a whole cycle of sixty years, in ancient times that would be considered truly long-lived, what hadn't he seen? His own small thoughts were seen through by him, and not even leaving any face, directly saying it out loud. Moreover, they still had some ideas, such as making all Han people wear the Weimang brand underwear they manufactured!

  Li Jing hummed: "At such a young age, you're already lazy and aimless, with no goals or aspirations. You're stuck in your ways, abandoning yourself to indulgence... It's a shame to the teachings of your respected teacher, a shame to the expectations of my brother and me, a shame to the trust I've placed in you, a shame to the final words of your teacher, and a shame to the nurturing of His Majesty..."

  Li Jing spoke in one breath about seventy or eighty crimes of Suning, and for a whole half incense stick, he made Suning deeply feel how harmonious the big family of feudalism is, and how the light of feudalism shines on himself. Moreover, it was very useful for practicing lung capacity, accumulating official jargon, and exercising rhetorical skills.

  Actually, the older you get, the more like a kid you become. People live their whole lives and end up back where they started. Alas! Li Jing is now trending in this direction, scolding and cursing, if not for holding onto the title of righteousness, he would be no different from those old ladies who curse on the streets of Nanjing later on, just short of using dialects from various places plus English, German, Japanese, Italian, French, Dutch, American, and Spanish to curse... I'm just lazy, what's my relationship with Li Er? When did he ever nurture me?

  But it's clear that Suning didn't have the ability, confidence or courage to fight against Li Jing, which is similar to how he often listened to his teacher's "repeated teachings" and his parents' "painful" love.

  "As long as I'm still alive, you little scoundrel, don't even think about slacking off! I won't rest until I've squeezed out every last bit of knowledge from you! Hmph! Get some rest early and prepare for tomorrow's expedition!"

  This made Su Ning feel both depressed and moved. The depression was that, as Li Jing said, they might not give up until they had squeezed out the last bit of oil from themselves. Would he be able to live a good life then? Could Emperor Taizong of Zhenguan be easily fooled? To put it accurately, almost all the ministers of the Zhenguan era were not easy to fool! The moving part was that Li Jing's last sentence was obviously a concern, and it was obvious that only important people would have such concerns. So, had Li Jing already considered himself as one of his own people? Had he become one of the people of Military God Li Jing?

  Yeah, it's like that, so go to sleep!

  As soon as he woke up, Suning opened his eyes and habitually stretched out his hand to knock on the bed board of his upper bunk brother. It was still the day before leaving school, and this was his daily routine. His good brother upstairs had to be called every day to wake him up, so Suning's first thing to do after opening his eyes every day was to knock on the bed board with his hand. If he didn't wake up, he would kick it directly with his foot!

  But no matter how hard he knocked, he didn't feel anything? Where was the bedboard? Su Ning opened his eyes and saw a white tent. His mind was filled with changing thoughts: first shock, then confusion, then understanding. He finally remembered that he had arrived in the Tang Dynasty yesterday and was now in Li Jing's army, living on a vast grassland somewhere.

  Su Ning felt a wave of desolation and immense sorrow, his mind was extremely uncomfortable. He lay there for a while before getting up. Out of habit, he wanted to reach out and grab the washbasin to brush his teeth and wash his face. But as soon as he stretched out his hand, he realized that he was sleeping on the ground, on a makeshift bed, and he didn't even have a toothbrush, washbasin, or towel. It takes 21 days to form a habit, but how long does it take to break one? Su Ning felt another wave of desolation, shook his head, and reached into his pocket to touch the mysterious device. Only it could prove that he wasn't an original product of this era, but an accidental intruder...

  Although painful, Suning quickly got up, tidied up his clothes, and sighed. Wearing such clothes was really uncomfortable, although the black color looked very majestic, but it was obvious that they were one size too big. The military didn't have a figure like his either! He turned to look at the down jacket and cotton pants, and he might not be able to wear them for a long time. Since he came here, shouldn't he follow local customs? However, on such a cold day, Suning still felt that just wearing this cotton military uniform was not enough. Anyway, the military uniform was very big, so he would wear the down jacket and cotton pants inside, and the military uniform and pants outside!

  Everything was packed up, the backpack was on his back, and with a satisfied "hmm", Su Ning excitedly lifted the tent flap, took one look, and froze...