Chapter 1: The Wedding Night (New Book...)

  The bride and groom are in a small room, while the poor bachelor sleeps in the study.

  Guo Ye spent the first night after crossing over in a cold and empty study, which was also his first wedding night.

  Alas, alas! Autumn wind and autumn rain are bitter and harsh, but I, Guo Ye, am the most miserable.

  In the study, Guo Ye was wrapped in the quilt that Chun Xiang had sent over last night and slept curled up in a ball all night. He slowly opened his eyes to wake up, damn it, his waist hurt, his back hurt, and he felt uncomfortable all over.

  Just as Guo Ye thought of getting up and stretching his waist and legs...

  Suddenly,

  A faint sound of scolding and shouting came from outside the study, Guo Ye listened carefully, and it seemed to be coming from the direction of Wu's front yard living room.

  The voice was a bit sharp and hoarse, like that of a young man. However, the content of this young man's scolding and shouting made Guo Ye somewhat unbearable to listen to.

  "Wu old man, if you don't tell me something about Zi Chou Yin Mao today, I Liu Aman won't leave."

  "What's with finding a son-in-law for me? Can't you just find some happy-go-lucky kid to fool the Liu family?"

  "Xiu Xiu, what's so special about a tenant's kid? Hurry up and divorce him, marry my brother Liu instead, and live a good life."

  "What? You don't agree? Alright, you let Guo's kid come out, I'd like to see what kind of turtle cracked open my Liu Ah-mang's swan meat that was about to reach his mouth."

  Paralyzed, Guo Ye listened more and more uncomfortable in the study room, this guy even bullied to Grandma's house, was this bastard the Liu Ah Man that Wu Xiuxiu mentioned?

  Wow, I didn't expect that after taking the blame for the Wu family yesterday, the Liu family would come knocking on my door today, as swift as a black whirlwind, they really came quickly.

  Guo Ye suppressed his temper, warning himself not to be impulsive, and hid in the study, wrapping himself tightly in the quilt, muttering: "Only a fool would force their way out."

  Just as Guo Ye was not prepared to get involved in this mess, he heard Wu Xiuxiu's cold rebuke to Liu Amang again.

  "Liu Amang, you'd better give up on this idea! What kind of moral character does the Liu family have that I don't know about? Don't think that I'm not aware of the wicked thoughts in your minds. Humph, even if Miss were to marry a pig or a dog, or take in a foolish son-in-law, it would still be better than marrying into the Liu family."

  Immediately afterwards, Liu Ah Meng's vicious curses were heard again and again.

  Wu Xiuxiu's words not only made Liu Amang jump with anger and curse, but also thoroughly irritated Guo Ye in the study.

  Damn it, Wu Xiuxiu, you're also too damn bullying.

  What is meant by "marrying a pig and marrying a dog, bringing in a second fool"?

  In your heart, isn't this little brother just a good-for-nothing fool?

  Wow, this guy is really something else.

  At this point, Guo Ye's heart was thoroughly ignited. Was this the treatment he deserved as a son-in-law? Damn it, today I'll show you my prowess and make you take notice.

  Having made up his mind, Guo Ye suddenly overturned the pillow and got out of bed. He put on his shoes, straightened his hat, smoothed out the wrinkles in his clothes, took a deep breath, and then swaggered out of the study towards the living room in the front yard of the Wu family's house.

  At this moment, he felt ambitious, just for the sake of competing with Wu Xiuxiu, a little girl, and not wanting to be looked down upon by the Wu family.

  At this moment, he felt that Zhuge Liang had possessed him, and he was determined to rely on his three-inch tongue to force the despicable Liu Amang to retreat.

  What a piece of crap son, at most just a poor rural hick, damn it, you can't even count as a second-generation official, what are you proud of!

  Kuo Yeh-hsiung strode briskly through the long corridor of the Wu family mansion, hastening his steps as he arrived at the entrance to the living room in the front courtyard.

  As soon as he walked to the door, he saw several maids and servants hiding in various corners outside the living room, secretly observing the situation inside. Guo Ye couldn't help but laugh at this, these gossipmongers were always everywhere, no matter where or when.

  Guo Ye took a few steps forward and was about to enter the living room when he was stopped by Butler Fu, who stretched out his hand to block his way.

  He looked at Fu Bo with confusion and suspicion, what's going on?

  Fu Bo pulled Guo Ye to a deserted corner and whispered, "Brother-in-law, what are you doing? These people from the Liu family have come to our Wu family specifically asking for you, it's clear they want to stir up trouble. You can't go in, once you do, it'll be like throwing a meat bun at a dog, there's no going back."

  Guo Ye listened to Fu Bo's analogy and was truly angry. He said, "You Wu family, from top to bottom, have never looked at Xiao Ge with a straight eye?"

  Wu Xiuxiu said I'm a fool in front of you, and Fu Bo, as a steward, also looks down on me, saying I'm a meat bun?

  Lean on...

  Guo Yezhen wanted to give Fu Bo a middle finger salute and ask after him kindly.

  But looking at this old man with a face full of wrinkles, he was also concerned about him, so he didn't take it to heart and politely declined Fu Bo's kindness. He said loudly: "What are you afraid of? If a person dies, they will be reborn in the morning; if not, they will live forever. Today, I, Guo Ye, am competing with Wu Jia for a stick of incense, just to let everyone inside and outside the Wu family know that I am also a good son."

  Fu Bo listened to Guo Ye's words, feeling quite surprised. Although Master Liu's words were rough and coarse, they did have a certain charm to them. However, the Liu family in Dongliu Village was not exactly known for being kind-hearted or pious. Especially that scoundrel Liu Lao Lai, who was so cunning and ruthless that even Master Fu had to show him some respect due to his position as the village head.

  At this point, Fu Bo wanted to speak again and persuade Guo Ye to stay.

  Little did he know that Guo Ye was determined to meet Liu Amang, who was currently in the living room.

  Before Guo Ye could wait for Fu Bo to speak again, he rushed into the living room, took a few steps forward and turned his head back to smile brightly at Fu Bo behind him, saying: "Don't worry, Uncle Fu, I have my own way of dealing with this Liu Ah Man."

  After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked straight into the living room without looking back.

  Behind him, Fu Bo saw this momentum and courage of Young Master, and thought to himself that Young Master was actually not a bad person.

  Whoosh whoosh whoosh...

  He took three steps in two strides, stepped across the threshold and burst into the living room.

  With a casual glance, a stout old man sat in the living room, wearing a brown satin robe, looking unhappy and sipping tea. Guo Ye didn't need to guess that this fat old man was his father-in-law, Wu Maocai, the master of the Wu family.

  Behind Wu Mao Cai stood a beautiful woman with an icy expression and a hint of evil aura, wasn't she his fake wife Wu Xiu Xiu?

  As for the one sitting on a chair to the right of the living room, with his legs crossed and humming a tune, glancing at Guo Ye's son, it should be Liu Aman, the son of Li Zheng.

  No need to guess, looking at the two family servants standing behind Liu Amang, rolling up their sleeves and part-time fighters, it is clear that this person is indeed Liu Amang.

  He took a closer look at Liu Amang, who was in his early twenties, wearing a long gown made of silk fabric and tied with a satin waistband, giving off a somewhat aristocratic air.

  Liu Amang is a mediocre-looking guy, can't be considered as a high-ranking official's son or a rich second-generation, but at least he's the son of a village head and a township head. Even if he's not an official second-generation, he should still be able to rub shoulders with the rich second-generation, and the three words "short, poor, and ugly" are absolutely unrelated to him.

  But Guo Ye took a closer look, and my goodness, no wonder Wu Xiuxiu would rather have a fake marriage, or marry a pig or a dog than marry Liu Amang.

  How did she end up marrying him?

  Liu Aman this kid actually grew a big garlic nose, and it's even a coarse-haired nostril-facing-the-sky kind of garlic nose. If you take a rough look at night with the lights off, you'd think Pigsy had been reincarnated.

  Wow, it's actually grown into this ugly appearance. Guo Ye saw Liu Amao's demeanor and his confidence instantly burst, touching his own cheek, thinking that his handsome face could instantly kill this pig-nosed thing.

  It's not your fault if you're ugly, but it's wrong for you to scare people with your appearance.

  Guo Ye wondered if Liu Amao was eating porridge with his mouth or sucking it up with his nose.

  Is it like pigs eating food, grunt...grunt...grunt...

  "Haha..."

  At this thought, Guo Ye couldn't help but feel delighted.

  Hush hush hush...

  The laughter stopped, and the attention of everyone in the living room was focused on Guo Ye, who had just walked in. However, people's reactions were different, each with their own thoughts.

  Father-in-law Wu Maocai was slightly surprised, and his gaze shifted from the teacup in his hand to Guo Ye, this fake son-in-law.

  What about Wu Xiuxiu?

  Although surprised, but more is somewhat impatient, thinking that this festival you come to do what? Is this not to add chaos?

  But she didn't say a word, and instead thought about how to drive Liu Amang, this annoying pest, out of the Wu family.

  It was Liu Amang who, after taking two deep breaths, stood up from his chair with his hands on his hips and looked at Guo Ye with disdain, saying: "You're the son of a tenant farmer that the Wu family took in?"

  Kuang Yeh's pupils constricted, his heart sank, he opened his mouth to scold, closed his mouth to scold, damn it all, you've really asked for it, you heavenly marshal Zhu Bajie.

  However, Guo Yecan remained calm and composed, politely nodding his head to acknowledge that he was indeed the son-in-law of the Wu family.

  Seeing Guo's admission, Liu Ah Mao suddenly gained momentum, rolled up his sleeves and pointed at Guo's nose, scolding: "You good-for-nothing toad, don't you know your own place? Can you even eat the swan meat that we have on our table? Don't you know that in the Dongliu Village, if the Liu family sneezes, it can blow off the roof of your broken thatched cottage?"

  "My goodness!" escaped from Guo Ye's mouth involuntarily.

  Liu Amang, you're just a village chief's son, not even a second-generation official, who gave you the nerve to be so shameless? Is it that when one is at their most despicable, they become invincible? Be careful, or a strong gust of wind will knock out your tongue.

  Guo Ye listened to Liu Aman's sharp and sarcastic words, glanced at the two family servants behind her with disdainful eyes, then looked at Wu Xiuxiu and Wu Maocai who were afraid of not being able to withstand Liu Aman's aggressive questioning, and would rather lose face for the Wu family. Guo Ye's long-brewing anger finally erupted.

  Guo Ye raised his right hand and pointed with his index finger!

  He raised his index finger slightly to the left and right, then changed direction and pointed at Liu Amang with a complacent expression. He glanced at him with an ignoring gaze and sneered:

  "What a big mouth you have! Which bastard's pants were unzipped and just happened to let you slip out?"

  What?

  Damn it! You dare to challenge me?

  Liu Amang's face turned as red as a pig's liver upon hearing this, and he suddenly felt like the thing in his pants had been pulled out. He was so angry that he trembled with rage, and instantly gave a signal to the two house servants behind him.