Chapter 27: Make a Vow with Your Heart's Desire

  "I can accompany you for a month, but you must tell me the antidote now. I've been poisoned and if I don't get the antidote soon, I won't be able to accompany you for even an hour, let alone a month."

  After careful consideration, even if I'm a dead duck with a hard mouth and not willing to bow my head in front of others, at this moment I can only show my weak side.

  "I've been waiting for you to say that."

  I was waiting for you to say that. I was waiting for you to say that. The sky is vast, the field is boundless, what kind of fate do I have?

  Even a fool can tell that this monster is clearly aware of the severe poisoning in my body, and it's digging a hole for me to jump into.

  Yesterday, I jumped from Gong Sun's fire pit to Da Mo Tou's fire pit, and then jumped back from Da Mo Tou's fire pit to Gong Sun's fire pit, and again jumped back from Gong Sun's fire pit to Da Mo Tou's fire pit.

  I once thought I had successfully escaped the fate of jumping into a fire pit and also escaped the fate of being cannon fodder, but it turns out that I am a true king of the fire pit, and even more so, a piece of cannon fodder among cannon fodders.

  "How did you know I was poisoned?" Curiosity prompted me to ask a sentence.

  "Look at the expression on your face, even a blind man can tell you've been poisoned." The monster replied with a disdainful tone, no doubt questioning my intelligence.

  What's with the look on your face? This poison called Starlight doesn't have any obvious external symptoms, which means Red Scorch's poison has taken effect.

  The poison of Hong Shang has taken effect, but why don't I feel even a little bit?

  Grandma's leg is terrible. It seems that the two highly toxic substances, Red Scorch and Starlight, have undergone a fusion reaction within my body.

  "Hurry up and get me away from you!"

  This sentence, if heard by some rotten men and women, will definitely think of a certain romantic scene.

  As expected, the monster's gaze changed and it slowly said: "How can I trust you?"

  Watching the monster's slow and casual appearance, he had time to waste, but I didn't.

  You little scoundrel who takes advantage of others' misfortunes! You just want me to make a vow, don't you? Well, I'll make one for your sake.

  "How can I believe? I'm swearing in front of you right now, I'm willing to stay with you for a month, if I break my oath, let me not die well."

  You should know that your aunt doesn't believe in heaven or earth, and sometimes she even doesn't believe in herself. Moreover, if vows really came true, then the underworld would have been crowded with ghosts long ago.

  "This oath is a bit too light, you know that some people don't take their own lives seriously, you must swear with the person you love most, with your heart's desire." The monster said again in a slow and unhurried tone.

  I'll spit blood at you, do you want to be even smarter? To say it again, you're so smart, so cautious, why would you still fall into someone else's trap?

  The master of that dark and mysterious technique, the "mental calculation monster", has truly piqued my interest. One day, I will definitely find out who this extraordinary being is.

  Indeed, this monster hit the nail on its head. What he said is actually quite right. Some people really don't take their own lives seriously. For example, I am one of those glorious members.

  I don't take my own life seriously, but I take the old demon's life very seriously, no, extremely seriously, a hundred times more seriously, a thousand times more seriously, ten million times more seriously.

  My glorious life, I will never take it as a joke.