Chapter 26: Lin Yifan's Death Wish Thanks the Beauty Under the Moon and the Ghost Under the Flowers

  Originally planned to sunbathe in the dormitory, rarely relaxed, but the phone rang.

  I was watching and it turned out that Ze Hong had hit it.

  "Hey! Koyanagi, where are you? Come pick me up quickly!" Ze Heng blurted out before I could even speak.

  "Ah! You really came, haha, great, where are you? I'll come pick you up." Didn't expect Ze Hong to actually show up, it's been a long time since we last met.

  "I'm at the station, come quickly."

  I hung up the phone and hastily hailed a taxi to the station, but after half an hour, I still couldn't find Ze Heng. Is this guy cheating me? Just as I was about to call him to ask where he was, someone patted my shoulder.

  "Haha, Zikawa, it's been a long time." I didn't recognize who this person was when I turned around.

  "Even I don't recognize him?" I went, it's Ze Hong, how can I recognize him, when I first saw him he was still very elegant, now this appearance is simply worlds apart, wearing a small suit, hair also combed, and even more exaggerated is that he's wearing sunglasses, with someone standing next to him.

  "I'm going, how much stimulation did you receive?" I really couldn't think of how Ze Heng could change so much.

  "You don't understand anything, this is the trend. Having stayed in the mountain for a long time, I finally took advantage of my master's absence to come down and have some fun. If I didn't change my hairstyle, how could I bear it?" It turns out that he was doing this behind his master's back... If his master saw him like this, wouldn't he beat him to death? However, I can tell that these few years have been tough for him, stuck in the sect and never leaving."

  "This is my fourth junior brother, I brought him down the mountain to temper himself...” I took a look at the person next to him who was dressed in the same attire and wearing sunglasses. Their master-disciple relationship must be very close... He said they came to play but it's actually to temper themselves, I'm convinced by him.

  "Hello, I'm Zikawa, Ze Hong's brother." I greeted.

  "Uh, I'm Lin Shiteng. I've often heard Third Master mention you. He said you're quite promiscuous." Me? Promiscuous? How did I become promiscuous? What has this guy been saying about me behind my back? I looked at him and he was hastily making excuses..."

  "Haha, okay okay, Zikawa, quickly take us to eat, my junior brother and I have the same temperament, that's why I brought him down."

  ”

  I've been glancing at Ze Heng with a slanted gaze all along, this guy is really good at talking.

  Took them out for a meal and was just about to arrange their accommodation...

  "Eh, Zikawa, quickly take your junior brother to your school for a visit, it's been over 20 years since you've become a virgin..." Ze Hong opened his mouth and immediately made me depressed.

  "You go, what's the relationship between your junior brother being a virgin and going to our school? Besides, aren't you a virgin?" I was messed up by his logic...

  "Didn't you originally ask us to take you to try out those college girls..."

  I went along with them and brought them to our school's student street where we found a store, sat outside and had some tea.

  "Wow! Brother Shi, these girls are all dressed so revealingly..." I saw Shiteng taking off his sunglasses to get a better look...

  "Haven't you ever seen such a scene! What is this!" Ze Hong pretended to be an old hand and scolded Shi Teng. I thought he was quite upright, but... "Hehe, don't say that, your girl's stockings are so smooth"

  "Hey, just look and don't drool." I saw Ze Hong and Shi Teng both staring over there with their mouths watering... I was afraid others would think I knew them.

  "Zihe... Quick look, quick look, a beautiful girl is coming over. Is she here to hit on me?"

  "Alright, let's just drop it," I said, following Ze Huan's gaze... wasn't that Zhang Ting? Zhang Ting saw me and walked over.

  "Zi Chuan, how are you here?" Zhang Ting asked me a sentence. I didn't answer right away, but instead blocked Shi Teng and Ze Hong in front of them... "This is my girlfriend, don't look anymore!"

  "Wow, wow, wow, Zikawa, your girlfriend is pretty good, okay, okay, let's look at other people."

  Zehong finished speaking and turned his head to continue watching the street with Shiteng...

  "Zihe River... how can these two be so despicable..." Zhang Ting asked me with a bit of fear.

  "It's okay, Tingting, I don't know them." As a result, Ze Heng heard it and stood up, "Zi Chuan...you don't have to say you don't know us just because of your girlfriend."

  "Alright, alright. You're still so cheeky." I heard Shitian didn't even look at me, and together with Zehong, they said I'm being flirtatious? I almost cried, these two brothers are really a match made in heaven.

  "Never mind, Zhang Ting, don't bother with them. They came to find me today, I'll accompany them for a stroll." I turned my head to respond to Zhang Ting.

  "Uh-huh, okay, let's get away from them, I feel like a bad person. I'll go first, going shopping with my sister." Zhang Ting whispered to me.

  "Go ahead, go ahead, you'll have a good time." I'm afraid they're going shopping. Last time we went to the store, these two sisters were trying on clothes and kept haggling with the owner, who just kept looking at me...I was looking outside. What's he looking at me for? Maybe he thought that if a man brought his girlfriend shopping, she wouldn't be able to bargain, but he didn't expect to meet an expert...

  I saw off Zhang Ting, and then I continued sitting outside with the two of them watching...

  "Zi River... your school's feng shui is good, so many beautiful girls, tsk tsk tsk." I heard Shi Teng say without even turning his head back to me...

  "Is this related to Feng Shui?" This was the first time I heard the two words "Feng Shui"... yet he brought it up in relation to a beautiful woman...

  "Zi Jiang! Get up for me!" I heard a fierce voice shouting from behind me, and the three of us were drawn to that person. I turned around and saw Lin Yifan, that scum... with 7 or 8 people beside him. Alas, is this guy coming to cause trouble for me?

  "What's up? Looking for me?"

  "I deliberately said something improper to him..."

  "Hah, today I'll let you know what pain is!" Yi Fan gritted his teeth and said to me.

  "Hey, what's wrong? Why are you getting angry? Come sit down and look at the beautiful woman..." Ze Heng, who was next to me, suddenly shouted for Yi Fan to come over. He didn't know about my situation with him.

  "Where did you come from, haircut and blow! Get out of here quickly, or I'll beat you up too!" When Yifan said this, I laughed in my heart. How dare he speak to Zehong like that? I don't even dare... Zehong and Shiteng are martial artists, let alone Yifan, 7 or 8 people wouldn't be enough to take them down, not even a dozen.

  "Brother, can't speak so harshly, what's called washing, cutting and blowing?" Ze Hong is still in a good mood, and he even persuaded Yi Fan, asking me when it comes to washing, cutting and blowing.

  "Uh... washing, cutting and blowing is what a country bumpkin means by going to a hair salon for styling."

  "I'm going! You damn well say I'm a bumpkin!" I saw Zehong kick the table open and scold Yifan, shouting so loudly that it scared him stiff. Not to mention him, even I was frightened. It turned out that his hairstyle was his Achilles' heel... Yifan, you're on your own!

  "Laozi said you're a turtle, huh? Alright, even if I say you're a turtle, what's it to you?" This damned One Fan is really not afraid of death. As soon as he finished speaking, Ze Heng flew up and kicked him in the stomach... Before I could see the process clearly, I saw Ze Heng already standing in front of One Fan, who was kneeling on the ground clutching his stomach. Seeing this scene, I burst out laughing.

  "Go die!"

  Obviously, Yifan was also frightened and scrambled to his feet, enduring the pain as he called on others around him to join in, and together they rushed forward to grapple with Zehong.

  I and Shì Téng couldn't sit still anymore, although I wasn't as good at fighting as the people who were blocking the door, but dealing with a few small fries was no problem. As a result, Ze Hóng kicked open the person in front of the crowd with one foot, and then covered him with his elbow, that person was directly knocked to the ground by Ze Hóng.

  Those people were scared, and one of them was directly knocked to the ground by him. Ze Heng turned his head to us and said: "You guys sit there, and when you see a beautiful woman passing by, tell me..."

  "Haha, okay, big brother, you go first and I'll come to call you when I see you." I'm already a mess anyway, how can this senior brother be so thoughtless?

  "Come on, come on, Zikawa, let's just sit down." Shiteng called me to watch the beautiful woman together.

  That group of people continued to fight with Ze Hong, not that they were continuing, but rather Ze Hong actively jumped in and fought back against them. Ze Hong grabbed one person and threw him at them with great force.

  There are still some people who see us two watching the show here, bypassing Ze Hong and coming to me and Shi Teng... while Shi Teng is looking at a beauty, unaware that someone behind him has punched his head.

  "World...!" I originally wanted to remind him, but it turned out that my reminder was unnecessary. Shì Téng didn't even look at the fist before grabbing it with one hand, standing up and throwing the person over his shoulder.

  "Damn it, there's already someone over there fighting with you guys, why do you still come looking for us?" I saw Shi Teng rush over and kick a few times, cursing...

  They're all not easy to mess with...

  Before long, those people were chased away by Ze Heng. I saw Yi Fan trying to run, but was caught by Ze Heng instead.

  "Ah...ah...don't hit me! Don't hit me!" I saw a man crouching on the ground, holding his head and shouting.

  "I asked you, who did you just say was doing the washing and haircut?" Ze Hong put on his sunglasses, moved a stool to sit in front of him.

  "I... I'm talking about me, I'm a hairdresser." Seeing Yan like this was really annoying, he wouldn't pick any other day, but had to pick today...

  "That's right, I'm telling you, don't talk so harshly, got it!" Ze Hong kicked Yi Fan's butt with one foot, and I saw Yi Fan run back to the dormitory like he had grasped a lifesaving straw...

  "What's up, did a beautiful girl just pass by?" Ze Hong walked over and patted his hand, asking us this question right away. I didn't even know how to respond.

  "Yes! Many of them are looking at you, Shixiong!" Shiteng excitedly gesticulated with his hands and feet, as if imitating the actions of those girls.

  "So foolish, they look at me, won't you even keep them here!" Ze Heng still had the mood to scold Shi Tong...

  I took a look at Yuan who had run far away and couldn't help but feel a little sad for him.

  If you don't seek death, then you won't die.