(52) Reverse Heaven Divine Skill

  I've been observing for a long time in the bar, and I'm about to be speechless. The goods here seem to be not good, there are only a few who look pretty, and they are very promiscuous. For this kind of cheap girl, I can only say: Can you accompany me to play together?

  After searching for a while, I finally found a highlight. In the corner, there was a man and a woman who looked like a couple, with the man being handsome and the woman beautiful. Isn't Fan Jianqiang saying that he can seduce any woman? Where is the husband of this woman? Haha, I pointed to her and said to Fan Jianqiang, "It's her."

  Fan Jianqiang didn't say a word and walked straight over. He stopped a waiter, said something to him, and then sat down at the table next to the young couple. At this moment, a dramatic scene unfolded:

  Fan Jianqiang snapped his fingers, and the waiter was carrying a cup of coffee to pass by the table where the man and woman were sitting. Accidentally, he bumped into the table, and the coffee spilled all over the man's body. The waiter apologized in a hurry, but the man scolded him loudly, then followed the waiter into the restroom.

  I saw it with my own eyes, and I immediately knew that this was not a coincidence, but rather a clever plan devised by Fan Jianqiang! After waiting for almost a minute, I saw Fan Jianqiang sitting across from the beautiful woman, and then they started chatting. They kept talking, but I have no idea what they were discussing.

  Three minutes later, the man came out of the toilet. Fan Jianqiang said something to the beauty and then returned to our table.

  "Haha, didn't succeed, did you?" I jeered, feeling a thrill of excitement in my heart. Running naked is so cool and fun!

  "Don't be so smug yet, there are still over ten minutes left. I guarantee that within five minutes, my mission will be accomplished." Fan Jianqiang adjusted his collar and said confidently.

  "Whatever." At that time, I absolutely didn't believe it, but three minutes later, the woman suddenly got up from her seat and sat down beside Fan Jianqiang, even hugging his arm intimately, with a nonchalant expression. Seeing this scene, my eyes were about to pop out.

  "What...what's going on here?"

  Just after asking, the beauty hugged Fan Jianqiang even tighter. Fan Jianqiang also put one hand on the woman's shoulder, "That's the situation, her name is Mo Mo, my new girlfriend. Come Mo Mo, give a kiss."

  Fan Jianqiang turned his face, shamelessly asking the beauty to kiss him. He thought the beauty would slap him in the face, but unexpectedly, she just hesitated for a moment and then kissed Fan Jianqiang on the cheek.

  "Damn it!" I exclaimed, and my three views collapsed instantly. Fan Jianqiang said to me with a spirited expression: "Now you should be convinced, quickly call Master."

  Now I'm in a dilemma, you guys say he's not cheating, right? But thinking about it again, it's impossible. Even if this beauty can be bought with money, does he have that kind of money? And most importantly, would Fan Jianqiang, the stingy ghost, spend money? You're overthinking it.

  I'm that kind of honest and trustworthy good citizen, since I've gambled, then I should accept the loss. Besides, acknowledging this master of picking up girls as my mentor isn't a bad deal either.

  I opened a bottle of beer, just about to shout "cheers" and pour it down my throat, but as soon as I shouted half a sound, something unexpected happened: the beautiful woman's previous object came out of the toilet, looked around and didn't see her in her original position, so she looked around and quickly found us.

  I can already feel the murderous aura emanating from this man, his eyes blazing with fury, and he's determined to fight Fan Jianqiang to the end!

  The man stormed forward in a rage and kicked open Fan Jianqiang, "Scolding the neighbor, you little kid, dare to seduce my wife!"

  "Haha." Fan Jianqiang retreated two steps back, with a smile on his face, but not the slightest bit angry. The man grasped the beautiful woman's hand and said viciously to Fan Jianqiang: "Don't let me see you again, every time I see you, I'll beat you twice, damn it."

  "That's enough!" The beautiful woman, who had been silent until now, flung off the man's hand and sobbed, "You don't care about me anymore, do you? You want to break up with me, don't you? Then why are you still trying to stop me from being with another man? Liu Yifa, can you explain?"

  Liu Yifa? I'm speechless. It turns out that in this day and age, there are more talented dads than my own dad. Dad, I've misunderstood you all along.

  The camera cuts back to the man and woman: after the woman scolded him, the man fell silent, the woman cried very sadly, the man was very entangled, and finally, in front of everyone's eyes, he hugged the woman tightly and said in her ear, "Fool, I was just having a mood swing earlier. How could I not care about you? I've sworn to love you for ten thousand years, and now there are still 9,997 years left, haha."

  Damn it, this emotional scene almost made me cry. I really didn't expect that Fan Jianqiang's one-time seduction could salvage the relationship once.

  In the end, the man and woman left the bar happily. I shouted "Master Fan" loudly, then gulped down a bottle of wine. Master Fan nodded in satisfaction, "Good apprentice, now you know how formidable your master is?"

  "Got it, got it," I nodded desperately, although being called that made me feel uncomfortable, but I still admired him a lot. "Say, brother, how did you do it? I just can't figure it out."

  "Please call me Shifu." Fan Jianqiang started to put on airs, I was speechless for a while, and said: "Then let's go out for a drink later, and we'll just split the bill. Disciples always treat their masters, if others hear about it, they will think that the master is very incompetent, right Shifu?"

  Fan Jianqiang was no match for me in verbal sparring, and under my barrage of questions, he surrendered and told me the truth:

  According to him, just now when I pointed out that the woman was flirting with me, he spent five seconds observing and concluded that the man must be her boyfriend, and they were having a small quarrel, but it was clear that they still loved each other.

  He came up with a plan, gave the waiter some small change and let the waiter "accidentally" spill coffee on that man's clothes. So the man was taken to the bathroom by the waiter, giving him the opportunity to get in touch with the beautiful woman. He went over and chatted her up, stating his intention of helping her reconcile with that man. And so the next scene unfolded.

  I thought for a moment and found it unbelievable, "Brother, I have a question, how did you know that beauty would agree to be intimate with you? What if she's not that kind of person?"

  Fan Jianqiang said with some disdain, "Brother, you just don't understand. Women are actually a very strange species: they're emotional and willing to give up everything for love, especially when they fall deeply in love. Moreover, from my observation, this isn't their first time coming to a bar like this. It's possible that they even met at a bar."

  "How did you know this again?"

  "Look at this girl's sulky temperament, of course it's a bit subtle and hard to guess without actual combat experience. The most crucial point is that I saw the callus on that beauty's hand."

  "What's with the cocoon? What does this imply?" The more Fan Jianqiang spoke, the more interesting it became. I couldn't help but want him to directly tell me the outcome.

  "The callus on her foot is almost identical to those of the dancing girls in bars and nightclubs, which can only be ground out by pole dancing. From this, I guess that she used to work in a bar or nightclub. Women who work in such places, how can they not be open-minded?"

  "I get it." This time, I was really deeply shocked by Fan Jianqiang's theory. Ni Ma is too awesome! Not only did he win the bet, but also helped this couple regain their feelings. Killing two birds with one stone, hitting two eagles with one arrow!

  I gave Fang Jianqiang a thumbs up from the bottom of my heart... no, it was a big thumb, and suddenly thought of my recent emotional problems, so I started to ask for his advice.

  I told him about Lijie's confession to me in the afternoon, and asked him to analyze it. After listening, he smiled slyly, "Haha, your Lijie is really clever, this is the best way for a girl to confess to a boy while turning the initiative into passivity."

  "What's the best way?" I still don't understand the reasoning behind it, "How can you say that?"

  "You don't understand at all. Then think about it in reverse, if your sister directly confessed to you and said she likes you, how would you react?"

  I thought for a moment and said: "If she directly says she likes me, I will bluntly refuse her and also make it clear to her that we are just ordinary friends."

  Fan Jianqiang nodded, "Right, that's it. But do you know what the result of this is?" I was a bit annoyed, people who are always pretending to be mysterious and omniscient are really tiresome. So I begged him, "Brother, can't you just stop being so mysterious? Not only does the author get tired from writing, but the reader also gets tired from reading, do you want that?"

  "Alright, alright." Fan Jianqiang also realized his mistake and said: "The result of her choosing to confess directly to you is that you still have room for choice, and generally speaking, you will reject her and become good friends. Obviously, this way she cannot achieve her goal. Moreover, even if you agree, and you two become a couple, the result is that the active one (her) has to become passive, because she took the initiative and needs to cater to your various demands, and in future emotional life, she will always be at a disadvantage."

  I nodded, neither affirming nor denying, and Fan Jianqiang continued: "Now, with the method Li Jie is using, you have almost no room for choice. You actually have two choices, one is to be with her, and the other is to cut off all ties with her. You have a good impression of her, so you can't bear to cut off all ties, but at the same time, you don't want to be with her either, thus you are caught in a dilemma."