(60) Haunted house is so thrilling

  At the ticket booth in front of the haunted house, I bought two tickets and Chen Xiao and I stepped into this desolate place. But thinking about it again, entering the haunted house is not bad either, Chen Xiao must be very timid, being scared silly, still having to hug me and say: "Hao Shuang brother, I'm so scared."

  Then I patted my chest gently and confidently and said: "Chen Xiaojie, don't be afraid, brother is here."

  Chen Xiao must have been moved to tears, "Mm, I'm not afraid." Then we were intimate in the dim atmosphere, and then started mouth-to-mouth...

  But in reality, it is like this:

  "Holy crap, oh my god, it suddenly ran out and scared me to death!" My heart was about to jump out from being frightened, Chen Xiao's voice also trembled slightly as he comforted me: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, these are fake, they can't eat us."

  I swallowed hard, cold sweat beading on my forehead. Chen Xiao took a deep breath and encouraged me, "Let's keep going, as long as we're together, there won't be any problems."

  It seems that the situation is just the opposite of what I imagined. Silently scolding myself as a "good-for-nothing", I mustered up my courage, grabbed Chen Xiao's hand and led the way forward.

  I'm actually quite puzzled myself, it's really that ghosts aren't scary, but rather the people dressed up as demons and monsters are what's frightening.

  After realizing this point, I instantly possessed the soul of Sun Wukong! …… It's just a pity that the Golden Cudgel is located on the lower body and can't be used, otherwise I would have eliminated these evil gods and ghosts long ago.

  At this time, Chen Xiao and I were in a dark tunnel, stretching out our hands couldn't see Grandpa Mao. I asked Chen Xiao, "Are you scared?" Chen Xiao said to me: "Your palms are sweating."

  Okay, pretending to be calm was exposed, but it also changed the atmosphere between me and Chen Xiao. We were chatting enthusiastically when I suddenly felt like someone was poking my butt from behind.

  "Hey, big brother, can you guys hurry up? We're waiting behind you." A rough voice came from behind me, and I realized that Chen Xiao and I had been stuck in the tunnel for a bit too long. I quickly sped up again, but just a few steps later, Chen Xiao let out a loud "Ah!" of surprise, scaring everyone: "Hao Shuang, what's that on your face?"

  As I looked ahead, my heart suddenly skipped a beat and I almost peed in my pants: before me was a slightly larger room, and right in the center of it, dozens of blue ghostly flames were floating up and down!

  "My god, this is a bit too realistic!" I couldn't help but exclaim, thinking of what our chemistry teacher explained to us, that it's just white phosphorus, which can self-ignite at slightly higher temperatures.

  "What's there to be afraid of? I'm here." Thinking of this, I suddenly smiled wickedly. After all, it was just that white phosphorus thing, nothing worth being afraid of. It was time for brother to show off his masculinity: Chen Xiao, sing "Conquest" for me!

  I didn't say another word and went forward to take a look, just thinking of extinguishing these "ghost fires", but something unexpected happened. A hand came out from nowhere and tightly pinched my neck!

  I thought it was someone arranged by the haunted house to scare people, but upon closer inspection, I found that this was not a hand from the human world, but a hand from the spiritual realm.

  "Ah!" I thought that there might be more than one person coming, so I loudly shouted to those behind me: "Everyone quickly run out, fast!"

  The sun is shining brightly outside, and ghosts shouldn't dare to come out casually. Hiding outside would be safe. The tourists in the haunted house still don't know what's happening and start discussing it, while I'm feeling so miserable that I want to die. In desperation, I shout loudly: "There's a robbery here, everyone run away quickly!"

  "Robbery!" "My god, there's a robbery in here!" "Is it robbery of money or beauty?" "Of course it's robbery of money!" "Hiss, if it were robbery of beauty I wouldn't leave!" Everyone was making a ruckus and rushing out the door after realizing their personal property was under threat. But Chen Xiao remained standing where she was. "Hao Shuang, what's wrong with you? Hurry up and escape too!"

  I smiled helplessly, this hand had a lot of strength, although it wasn't a physical threat, the terror that came from the soul was what made people feel deeply afraid. Chen Xiao couldn't see souls, so he didn't know what was going on over here, I used my last bit of energy to urge: "Hurry and escape."

  Chen Xiao didn't leave, I was almost scared to death. She rummaged through her phone with a look of panic and pointed the camera at me. Her expression immediately told me that she understood everything: a shrill, unpleasant sound came from her hand, which is the sound that can only be made by using a ghost-repelling charm on the phone.

  "How could it be ineffective!" Chen Xiao was almost in tears, then she used the Super Exorcism Symbol again, the disgusting sound made me feel like committing suicide.

  But the hand that was gripping my neck still didn't let go. And I continued to struggle desperately, but couldn't move at all.

  "Stop wasting your thoughts, Mountain Cat, help me get rid of her!" The hoarse voice came from the person who was pinching my neck. Due to the darkness in the haunted house, I couldn't see his face clearly.

  "Roger that, boss." A strange and eerie voice came from nowhere, and two blue eyes appeared in the darkness. With a loud "whooshing" sound, it rushed towards Chen Xiao. Chen Xiao didn't feel any threat at all, still fiddling with his phone. I yelled at the top of my lungs: "Run for your life, Chen Xiao! Run!"

  "Stop shouting, it's too late." A hoarse voice came from beside me, and as soon as the words fell, a black shadow was seen drilling into Chen Xiao's body. With a "bang", Chen Xiao's phone fell to the ground, and she collapsed with a thud.

  "Xiao Chen! What's wrong with you, wake up!" I've almost screamed my throat hoarse. The person pinching my neck beside me chuckled and said: "Don't shout anymore, the next one is you. Black ghost, white ghost, has the Devouring God Formation been completed? Hurry up, or else I'll blast your butt when we get back!"

  "Wait a bit longer, boss, we'll be ready soon." A voice came over, and after a while another voice said: "The boss is ready, let's get started."

  "Good," my man smiled contentedly, pinching me, and began to mutter something under his breath. The room around us lit up with a red glow, and I was able to see his face clearly: it was an extremely ugly man, with long hair and many scars on his face, his features were extremely ferocious.

  "What are you going to do?" I knew I wasn't his opponent, so I calmed down, because only calmness could find a chance to escape.

  "It doesn't matter." The man's eyes lit up, and he began to chant rapidly, sounding like he was selling cabbage for one yuan per three kilograms: "Here is a field full of autumn cabbage, very delicious extremely delicious, jump price one yuan per three kilograms, if you miss this village there won't be this store, come quickly to grab the deal!" (The man's bird language, I didn't understand a single word, so I translated it according to its homophonic sound, feeling quite reliable.)

  At this critical moment, I couldn't help but burst out laughing, but the next second made me unable to live or die: my whole body seemed to be falling apart, and the intense pain slowly made me lose consciousness, "Ah" voice also shouted hoarse!

  Although the pain was especially strong, at that time my mind was still clear, and I clearly saw that my soul was being stripped from my body bit by bit.

  Damn it! This is absolutely a rhythm of doom! It seems that the other party has been planning this for a long time, they must be trying to strip me of my soul for something!

  I must resist, I have a premonition that if I don't resist, I won't be able to live to see the big sun and small sun rise together as usual.

  I closed my eyes, trying to recall the time when I was so cool and awesome that I defeated three female ghosts. As my soul slowly left my body, I felt power gradually filling up my body, and with confidence in my heart, I shouted "It's possible!"

  "Ah!" I took advantage of the momentum from my shout and grabbed the man's hand with all my might, "Rip" - his hand was torn off like a piece of cabbage. At this moment, my body had completely left its physical form. However, the ugly man didn't get angry at all, nor did he cry out in pain. Instead, he burst into laughter: "I knew you'd explode, I've been prepared." He quickly chanted a sentence, which I surprisingly understood: "Reverse Heaven, Rename, Gods and Demons Devour!"

  As soon as the voice fell, the entire room was filled with a brilliant red glow, and the floor, walls, and ceiling were all covered in ancient, crimson stripes!

  "What is this?" Before I could even react, these red stripes began to move rapidly and then detached from the walls, ceiling and floor, all surging towards me!

  I recall that awesome power, and I don't care about these red trash at all: even the users of you can't do anything to me, what can you do?

  So.

  So I was wrapped up in these red stripes! Damn it, after being wrapped up, I couldn't exert any strength at all. With a "thud", I was hit by the shadow of a cat on my abdomen. This blow made me feel like my soul was about to fly away!