The world that only ghosts know
Maslow's need theory tells us that the most basic human need is survival. Eating is a state of behavior to satisfy survival. At this moment, I finally understand that Maslow is even greater than I imagined. Because this theory also applies to ghosts!
It seems that pretending to be cool is not going to work, I have to think of a solution quickly. As the saying goes, a desperate dog will jump over a wall, but when I'm desperate, I'll spit out saliva!
Unfortunately, my saliva had no effect on her at all. I forgot, we are simply not in the same world.
What's going on? What should I do?!
She quickly wrapped herself around the sleeping beauty, opening her mouth to bite into her neck. At this moment, time in my mind suddenly stopped, and the glorious images of national heroes such as Qiu Shaoyun, Dong Cunrui, and Wang Jinxi flashed before my eyes. I understood what it means to be selfless! I also understood what it means to sacrifice oneself for others! I shouted out: "Don't bite her, bite me instead!"
The female ghost hesitated for a moment, and I thought I had succeeded, but she still bit down on the beauty's neck. At that time, I was dumbfounded.
I know, my loud shouting is useless. The bright lights in the hotel didn't scare her, and she must be hungry too. At critical moments like this, I need to stay calm. Let me think, what else can I do?
Think quickly think quickly.
Damn it, at this critical moment I actually thought of that Japanese movie. The female ghost biting the beautiful woman's neck, it's just like in the movie.
Good grief! What was I thinking? Come on, think of a solution quickly!
Suddenly I thought of it, I have a soul hook bottle in my backpack, which can lure the beast's soul, maybe it can also lure the ghost's soul.
I'll give it a try. I hastily opened my backpack and used the Soul Hook Bottle.
It turns out that it didn't work. I thought of a possibility, maybe it's because we're still missing some kind of special incantation, like: "Hey Sun Wukong, do you dare to respond?"... and so on.
Think about it carefully, this is completely nonsense. "Journey to the West" is a mythological legend, and it should have nothing to do with this.
But I still tried with a lucky mentality, and it really didn't work.
Good grief, if we don't stop her, this beauty will probably end up in the hospital tomorrow! Amidst the chaos, I rummaged through my backpack and pulled out a book. Isn't this the Peach Blossom Manual?
"There's only one truth!" I was like Conan, my brain was instantly pierced, and within a third of a second, I made a simple move: I slapped this book on the female ghost's forehead. The next second, my phone transmitted the female ghost's wailing moans.
"What have you done to me!" The female ghost was furious, and with a fierce expression, she was about to pounce on me. I grinned and ruthlessly slapped the Peach Blossom Scripture onto her pretty face again and again. Finally, she wailed: "I don't dare anymore! I don't dare! Can't I just leave?"
The female ghost quickly escaped, the radar showed that she was no longer in the service area, I let out a sigh of relief, looking at the beauty still safe and sound, with a faint smile.
Take another look at this Peach Blossom Treasure Book in my hand. It's indeed as I imagined, this Peach Blossom Treasure Book has the effect of warding off evil spirits. Moreover, it can also traverse this world and directly enter the spiritual realm. When I have time, I must study why this book can ward off evil spirits. Could it be that a Dharma Master had opened its divine light?
Put away the hook soul bottle and peach blossom treasure, want to leave, suddenly feel a little uneasy. This beauty's body is relatively weak, maybe she's on her period. After thinking about it, finally decided to send a text message to my sister, saying I'm staying overnight at a classmate's house tonight.
Sister at this time still hasn't fallen asleep, she quickly replied to me in a sentence: "Brother, isn't it the home of the girlfriend you brought back last time?"
My face turned red as I continued to reply: "How is that possible? Go back to sleep."
Sister said: "Okay, I'll sleep soon. But brother must remember to take safety precautions."
I'm speechless, my sister's true nature as a rotten girl has been exposed again. Actually, having a sister who can talk so openly is quite good, at least she won't make people feel suffocated.
Stay with the beauty, I dare not sleep on the same bed with her. I'm still a little virgin, and I'm quite conservative about ambiguous contact between men and women.
So I fell asleep on the sofa beside her. The next morning, when I woke up, she hadn't woken up yet. So I went to wash up first.
The beauty still hasn't woken up after washing up. I think she drank a bit too much last night, so she should sleep for a while longer. I'll wait until she wakes up before leaving.
Bored again and started playing the Soul Detector, searched everywhere but couldn't find the Beast Soul. Didn't expect it to be so hard to find, no wonder it's so expensive.
Accidentally swept across the beauty's face again, her fair and tender complexion, slightly furrowed eyebrows, long eyelashes, really very good-looking.
Looking at beautiful women is a pleasant and enjoyable behavior that can make men produce certain happy hormones, promote saliva secretion and blood circulation.
So I stared at her face all the time. Before, I could only stare at pictures, and there is indeed a bit of difference between the real scene and photos.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, time flies when you're having fun with a beautiful woman. Maybe I've been staring at her for so long that I'm already stunned, and I've probably swallowed several liters of saliva without even noticing the slight tremble of her eyelashes.
She woke up. She opened her eyes and saw my lewd gaze, I forgot to turn my head away, so she desperately grabbed the quilt and shrank into the corner, shouting: "Pervert!"
I was scared, busy explaining that it's a misunderstanding. She asked me what I did to her, I said I didn't do anything, just looked at her.
"Don't believe me? Check your own body. I'm not that kind of person!" I said sincerely, still staring into her eyes. She and I locked gazes for a while before calming down and asking: "Really?"
"Of course it's true."
She asked again: "Then why are you staring at me all the time?"
I said with a poor mouth: "I haven't seen beauties before, can't I take a few more glances?"
The beauty let out a "pu" and laughed. I saw that she was in good spirits, so I said I had something else to do and left first. As I was leaving, she took down my phone number.
Walking out on the street, I thought to remember my number, is it for convenience to make an appointment to do that kind of thing in the future? No way, brother is really not that casual person.
Continue searching for Beast Soul, yesterday was a waste of a whole day, today must make an effort.
Wandering aimlessly everywhere, wandering for a whole morning without any results, and the afternoon is almost the same. This world really lacks love. A good man like me is almost extinct?
Just when I was exhausted and wanted to go home, someone's personality suddenly exploded. At the entrance of a pet store, there were four or five beast souls wandering around, including a small hamster, a big cat, a little cat, and even a small Husky. I thought catching one or two would be enough, but unexpectedly, my luck burst again, and these four little animals were all caught by me!
It seems that these guys' level is a bit too low. Otherwise, they wouldn't be caught so easily, of course, the little dog (Tianling Tiger) is an exception.
Afterwards I didn't go home but instead contacted our class teacher at the first opportunity and told him that I had caught a beast soul and wanted to exchange it for money.
The class teacher was overjoyed, thinking that it would be a great opportunity to make up for lost time. They agreed to have dinner together that evening at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
The class teacher leered and asked: "Have you brought everything?"
I took out four bottles containing small animals and said: "They are all in here, teacher, name a price."
The class teacher looked at it one by one, with a slightly ugly expression: "Little hamster, 500 yuan, Husky two thousand yuan, big and small cat together one hundred yuan is good. Two thousand six hundred yuan, can be?"
I suddenly realized something and asked: "Teacher, I can accept the price you offered, but why are the smaller kittens not worth much?"
The head teacher was speechless and said, "This big cat is a female cat, it's almost the end of its life, the kitten is too small, not weaned yet, and they're not even good breeds. What's the point of bringing them here?"
"Can't the price be any higher?"
"No way, it's a friendly price."
I thought for a moment and said, "Forget it, I'll let these two cats go for now."
The head teacher also said it didn't matter, paid me in cash for dinner, and finally talked to me about his recent emotional troubles. I gave him some advice, and he left with a smile.
Two thousand five hundred yuan, this is not a small income, can go to the Lingyi Mall to buy some ghost-repelling talismans and stuff. However, these two remaining little kittens... hmm, I'll just give them to Little Dog as his girlfriends, previously promised him that I'd find him girlfriends, these two are worth one hundred yuan, reliable!

