The world that only ghosts know
Sucking other people's yang energy? My brain instantly turned evil, the place where men emit yang energy is in... Do I have to suck that place?
"No, no, no, absolutely not!" Thinking of those disgusting scenes in Western gay movies, I was scared to the point where my whole body was covered in cold sweat. Absolutely not, brother's sexual orientation is normal, okay?!
"Why can't it be? It's simple. I've heard that if humans bite each other on the neck, they can absorb yang energy, similar to how you humans drink beverages."
"I'm not a soul body, what's the point of biting others? Even if it were useful, others wouldn't necessarily let me bite them anyway?" I was speechless.
Xiao Qian fell silent and didn't respond to me. It seemed that she had only now realized the issue: humans and spirits cannot be generalized as one.
"Xiao Qian, is there no way? If there's no way, I'll go eat something to make up for it first." I sighed and said, but Xiao Qian still didn't respond to me.
I called out her name again, strangely, the radar showed she was still by my side, why wasn't she speaking?
For a moment, I couldn't understand what was going on. I had no choice but to go into the office and ask for leave first, then head in the direction of home. Just as I walked out of the school gate, I heard Xiaoxian's voice from my phone: "Hao Shuang, don't walk so fast. Wait for me."
"What were you just doing? You didn't make a sound." I asked in puzzlement, the light yellow dot on the radar was approaching me.
"Just now I called my elder sister and asked her about the ways humans absorb human yang energy..."
"Wait, wait!" I hastily interrupted her: "You said... you called your sister?"
"Yeah." said Xiao Qian indifferently.
At that time, I was shocked, and the soul actually had a phone call. This is too scientific, right? Forget it, all the strange things that happened before can be understood, this doesn't need to be ridiculed anymore.
"Alright, what did your sister say could be done?" I asked with a headache.
According to elder sister's words, as long as our mouths are aligned like our divine souls, it's quite simple.
"You mean... to find someone to kiss?" I was shocked and remembered that Xiaoxian had sucked away a unit of yang energy from me before, which means she was mouth-to-mouth with me? No wonder I felt so strange at the time. I really didn't expect the goddess to be so casual~
After that, when brother needs it, can I also play with you mouth-to-mouth game?
My mind wandered for a moment, but soon I returned to reality, and in my heart I lamented: Brother doesn't have a girlfriend, who can he look for?
Xiao Qian said faintly: "Right, can't it be done?"
"Of course not! Besides, isn't this a bit unethical? Sucking away two units of someone else's yang energy, wouldn't they end up in the hospital too?"
Xiao Qian immediately denied: "No, no, who told you to absorb those people with strong yin and weak yang? Absorbing those with strong yang energy would take some away, which would just balance the other person's internal yang energy. It's even a good deed."
But until the end, I didn't adopt Xiaoxian's method because I simply couldn't find someone to kiss. In fact, thinking calmly about it, I don't love studying and I don't go out to work part-time to earn money, yet I don't even have a girlfriend - being a student is really too much of a failure for me.
At night, 7 o'clock, in a certain restaurant.
I'm eating X whip soup, it tastes pretty good and has a nice chew to it, but sometimes I get distracted and feel a bit nauseous.
I told my sister that I was going to a classmate's house for dinner, and didn't come back to eat in the evening. In my phone, Xiaoxian continued to persuade me: "Eating these things is really not very useful. Even if you finish this whole pot, it won't make up for half of your yang energy deficiency. You'd better go find someone to kiss mouth-to-mouth, it's not that difficult."
I didn't respond to Xiao Qian, but continued eating. Alas, Xiao Qian, you're not in touch with reality either, how can Brother find someone mouth-to-mouth? Find Fan Jianqiang!
After eating, just as Xiao Qian said, I really couldn't feel the energy all over my body, it was like my body was a bottomless pit, no matter how much I replenished, it didn't feel enough.
Back home, my sister was doing her homework in the room. When she saw me return, she just casually called out a sentence. No one accompanied her for dinner tonight, and I guess her mood wasn't good either.
Actually, sisters are like that. Living together will always have some small contradictions. Therefore, I personally think that sister control can only occur in people who do not have a sister.
I hid in the room, opened the computer to browse the web, and soon felt drowsy, my body getting heavier and heavier, I had never felt so exhausted.
"Are you feeling more and more tired, with the symptoms of Qi deficiency slowly showing up in your body?" Xia Qian's voice came out from the phone, filled with sympathy.
"Yes," actually I wanted to say, I have a feeling of being on the verge of collapse and death... can't take it anymore, I need to sleep for a while.
"If you fall asleep, you'll definitely end up in the hospital tomorrow. You'll be bedridden for at least half a month, believe it or not?" Little Qian became serious.
"...it's that serious." I was suddenly a bit more alert, trying hard not to fall asleep, "Isn't there any other way? Hurry up and think of something."
"There is, it's actually very simple," said Xiao Qian. "Isn't your sister in the room? I noticed just now that her yang energy is one unit value higher than her yin energy, you go..."
"Absolutely not!" I almost shouted out loud. Was Xiao Qian suggesting that I go and kiss my sister? I was her own brother, not a beast!
"How come it's not okay? Don't you think she has always had a bad temper?"
"Really?" I nodded vaguely.
"It's because she has too much yang energy in her body. If you absorb a unit of yang energy from her, her temper will improve significantly."
I was about to say something, and Xiao Qian continued in a serious tone: "It's settled then, you're siblings by blood, what kind of relationship do you have? Unless you have some obscene thoughts in your heart!"
I was speechless after being scolded by Xiaoxian, but I'm really exhausted to the point of collapse. If this is just the beginning, won't I become a vegetable tomorrow?
My mind is getting cloudy, under Xiaoxian's instigation, I actually agreed to this shameless approach!
The plan is simple: while my sister is asleep, I sneak into her room and gently kiss her on the lips to absorb her yang energy before quickly retreating.
I'm very sleepy now and I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on until my sister falls asleep, so I'll go to bed first. At Xiaoyan's suggestion, I applied the wind oil all over my head!
What's it like to apply so much wind oil? I can tell you, it's a feeling of being both eager and desperate. Don't believe me? You can try it out for yourself!
Evening, 11 o'clock, in my room.
"Hao Shuang, go wash your face to wake up a bit, it's time to take action." With Xiaoxian's call, I finally got out of bed with great difficulty, went to the bathroom like a zombie to wash my face, took a deep breath, and then tiptoed towards my sister's room.
I arrived at my sister's door and found it locked, but that couldn't stop me. I had already prepared the spare key from home. To be honest, I used to use this spare key to sneak into my sister's room... Ugh, what am I thinking!
The door creaked open with a soft "creak", and the moonlight outside the window spilled onto my sister's bed, as well as her face. The atmosphere in the entire room seemed especially serene.
With heavy steps, I approached my sister's bedside step by step. I remembered that the orchid fragrance in my sister's room was very enchanting, but because I had applied too much wind oil balm earlier, I couldn't smell anything.
She finally arrived in front of her sister, who had her eyes tightly closed and a slight frown on her face, it was unclear whether she was having a nightmare or not.
At this moment, I am only ten centimeters away from my sister's face. At such a close distance, observing her facial features, I just realized that she is quite pretty. If she could be gentler in personality, maybe I would really become a siscon.
His lips were getting closer and closer to his sister's, but strangely, his heart was still very calm, without the kind of excitement that made him unable to extricate himself as legend had it.
For a moment, I had such a perverse idea, and I shook my head hard, swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, and silently recited several sentences of the "Guanyin Heart Sutra" before discarding the perverted thoughts in my mind.
Shifted his gaze back to her face, at this moment he could already feel the sound of his sister's breathing, her crystal clear lips made him unable to help but want to kiss them.
Forget it, no more fuss. The author is satisfied with so many words, just one action, why so much nonsense, let's just kiss and go.
"Slow!" Little Qian's voice suddenly came out of the phone, scaring me to almost bite my sister's face. "You get out quickly."
Xiao Qian's tone was extremely urgent, I didn't have much time to think, although there was a hint of reluctance, but I had to quickly escape the room.
Standing at the door of the room, I took a few sneaky glances and found that my sister didn't make any noise at all. It's strange, with such a big commotion, she wasn't woken up?
Let's recall that it is now April, still in spring. Cats and dogs are looking for their other half to multiply at this time. Is my sister also dreaming of something similar?
Of course I also think it's unlikely, my sister with that dull expression, probably still doesn't know the process of making the next generation.
Due to curiosity about Xiaoxian's actions earlier, I took out my phone and observed the situation in the room through the camera of the Soul Detector.
It's okay if you don't look, but once I looked, I was directly stunned: a dressed-up beauty and an undressed beauty were wrestling on the floor of the room, performing a lesbian drama!
Note: The night is dimly lit, I can only judge these two beauties by their clothes, please forgive me. No rush, let's continue to the next chapter.

