Chapter 17: Infatuation

  I had completely given up on the idea of resisting or escaping, and was quietly waiting for that group of zombies to tear me apart. As I watched them approach, I simply closed my eyes and waited for death. But after what felt like several seconds, I didn't feel anything. I opened my eyes to take a look, and let out an "ah" as I was startled into sitting on the ground.

  Because I saw a big mouth with sharp teeth and blood all over it stuck to my face, seeing such a monster up close made my heart feel like it was going to jump out, I don't know why it didn't attack me, but instead sat on the ground and slowly backed away, the dumpling in front of me stared at me stupidly for two more seconds before turning around and attacking other people.

  "What the hell do you mean, don't my meat suit your taste?" I was scared out of my wits, got up and actually wanted to chase that zongzi, when I heard a loud noise behind me, the remaining zongzi all passed by me in groups, as if I didn't exist at all.

  "What the...?! What's going on here?! You can't just leave me like this, I'm scared to death! I stood there like an idiot, my mind was a complete mess. Then I heard Zhou Huan shouting loudly: 'What are you spacing out for? Go dig up the explosives from those unexploded stone coffins!'"

  I looked up to see others desperately running in circles, the dumplings behind still chasing relentlessly. I thought, "Whatever, let's deal with these monsters later." I turned around and ran towards the unexploded stone coffin, reached it, and dug out four blocks of explosives in one breath. I hugged them tightly and started running back.

  At this time, a super funny plot was staged in this eerie cave. Several people rushed forward desperately, a large group of zombies chased after them desperately, and a little boy holding explosives cursed and chased after the group of zombies, it was simply thrilling and extremely wonderful.

  I chased for half a day but couldn't catch up, thinking that since it's just circling around anyway, I'll take a shortcut to intercept you. I circled back and finally caught up with the group, then while cursing "Damn it", I lit the explosives and threw them at the zongzi cluster. Immediately, several zongzi were blown into the air, and I didn't dare slow down anymore. In succession, I launched three more explosives, killing most of the zongzi. Some had their legs blown off and couldn't move on the ground, leaving only three or four that could continue to attack.

  I was just about to ignite it, when I saw the black-faced captain rushing towards me. He snatched the last piece of explosives from my hand, lit it and rushed towards the remaining zongzi. Just as he was surrounded by the zongzi, he threw the explosives under his body and dodged to the left and right before rushing out. Immediately after that, the explosives went off, and I saw both the black-faced captain and the zongzi were blown into the air.

  Others didn't care about whether the dumplings were dead or not, and quickly went to check on the injury of the black-faced captain. Seeing that he was just stunned by the air wave and had no major problem, they finally felt at ease. I saw the remaining two team members take out their daggers and walk in front of those dumplings who had lost their ability to resist, one by one, finishing them off. In my heart, a strange sense of pity rose up. Although these dumplings were trying to take our lives, I just felt uncomfortable in my heart.

  Zhou Huan came before me, giving a thumbs up and laughing: "Can't tell from looking at you, but it seems you still have this skill, teach me when you're free."

  I'm too lazy to bother with her, so I just waved my hand and asked her what we should do next. I really want to get out of this place as soon as possible, not even a minute longer than necessary.

  She hadn't even had time to respond when she heard the black-faced captain, who had just regained his strength, shouting: "There's no time, the moon is about to move away, let's hurry up and get our things and leave."

  I understood that he was referring to the fox woman's stone coffin, so I followed everyone and ran towards the direction of the huge stone coffin. When I got closer, I found that the coffin had been opened at some point, and a faint wisp of green smoke was rising from inside, giving me a feeling like when evil spirits appear in horror movies.

  The black-faced captain and Zhou Huan arrived at the fox girl's coffin first, both of them took a look inside and were stunned at the same time. Zhou Huan even covered her mouth in surprise, then the old professor ran over to take a look and directly knelt down, shouting incoherently "Do you see? Do you see? She really exists......"

  I actually had ten thousand unwillingness in my heart, the remaining things had nothing to do with me, now I just think about when I can leave alive, but curiosity still made me unable to hold back, besides looking at their surprised expressions really makes people's heart itch, so I dragged my tired body and walked over.

  The height of this sarcophagus is about to my shoulder, I stretched my neck and looked inside, when I saw the scene in the coffin, I showed the same emotions as everyone else, even I felt that it was just a dream, after slapping myself several times, I tried to convince myself to believe the reality in front of me.

  There is no monster or dumplings inside this stone coffin, but rather a super beauty with a heavenly face lying inside. In fact, Zhou Huan's appearance can already be considered very beautiful, but compared to the one in the stone coffin, it's simply like heaven and earth.

  That beautiful woman was about 1.7 meters tall, with a head of healthy hair that fell naturally to one side, covering half of her shoulders. Her facial features were extremely delicate, and her skin looked even whiter than anyone else's. She wore only a thin white dress that was slightly transparent, with her hands folded at her waist, revealing a perfectly proportioned and sensual figure. The captivating degree was such that I think any man would be unable to resist; if she were thrown onto the street, wherever she went would become a car accident scene.

  This woman is so beautiful that she's beyond compare, I completely forgot where I was and what the situation was, my whole body was burning with desire to kiss her, at this moment my brain had nothing but the fairy in the coffin.

  I dazedly and forcefully grabbed the stone wall of the coffin and crawled in, lying on top of the fairy's body and kissing her small mouth. After this kiss, I felt myself floating up, as if everything in the world was not as carefree as I am now. One hand gently stroked her hair, while the other hand surprisingly slid along her thigh and began to feel inside her clothes. Just wanting to continue, I suddenly felt a pain in the back of my head, and immediately woke up.

  "Who the hell hit me?" I cursed loudly and turned around to look up, only to see everyone except Professor Lao stretching their necks and staring at me with their mouths agape. Zhou Jing was standing behind me, holding a long gun and tapping my occipital bone with the butt of the gun.

  I looked down and saw that the beauty in the stone coffin was still a beauty, but I wasn't clear why I was in this state now. As soon as I thought that the person in front of me was dead, I felt my scalp start to tingle. At this time, I heard Zhou Huan say: "I really didn't expect your taste to be so heavy, do you want us to retreat first and give you space to continue being intimate?"

  "What's going on? How did I end up in a coffin?" I asked hastily as I sat up.

  Zhou Huan suddenly covered her mouth and giggled, then said to me: "The situation is already very clear. You have an unscrupulous heart, seeing a beauty makes you want to take liberties with others. If it weren't for my kind nature saving you, your soul would have been hooked away by now, and you wouldn't be any different from those rice dumplings."

  I think Zhou Huan is telling the truth, it seems that this vixen is indeed very formidable, even after dying for so long, she can still bewitch people's hearts. Even if I have a weak will or am easily tempted by beauty, I would never dare to disrespect a dead person.

  Again I lowered my head to look at her face, still beautiful but somewhat "calamitous for the country and its people". However, I completely understood that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, so I stood up and wanted to crawl out of the coffin.

  "Wait, wait, wait, don't just get intimate and then run off, you're a man who's too irresponsible. Since we've already gone this far, help me take out the things." Zhou Huan shouted next.

  I listened to her finish and went to measure the inside of this stone coffin, thinking that I would see some gold, silver, and jewels, but after looking around, I found that there was nothing, so I asked her what we should take, and then saw Zhou Huan holding a gun pointing at the female fox's head.

  "I shouted back at them: 'You want her head? I'm not doing that job, you come down and do it yourself!' As I said that, I started to climb out."

  Zhou Huan pushed me and said: "Who says I want her head? I'm talking about her pillow."

  I looked down again and found that under the fox girl's hair, there was indeed a pillow made of jade, which looked crystal clear and dark green all over. Even if someone didn't understand anything, they would feel at a glance that this must be an expensive treasure. I thought to myself that they were indeed grave robbers, and all those legends and stories were just for the sake of this pillow.

  So I gently lifted the fox girl's head with one hand, and slowly pulled out the jade pillow with the other. After saying sorry to the fox girl, I handed the jade pillow to Zhou Huan and started to crawl outwards. The black-faced captain reached out and pulled me hard, his strength was indeed great, and he lifted me out in one go.

  As soon as my feet touched the ground, I felt a dizziness coming on and almost fell to the ground without understanding what was happening. Then I heard a "be careful..." and didn't know who pulled me back. When I looked again, I saw that where I had just been standing, a copper mirror had fallen down, its sharp edge inserted into the ground more than halfway.

  I patted my chest and shouted "good luck, good luck", then I felt the surroundings shaking even more violently. At this time, I heard Hei Lian's captain shouting: "Not good, this cave is going to collapse, everyone quickly run back to the original passage."

  After finishing speaking, Zhou Huan wrapped the jade pillow in a piece of clothing and turned around to lead people to start running back. Although I couldn't say what was going on, I vaguely felt that the cave's collapse had a direct relationship with me taking the jade pillow. Turning around and pressing against the stone coffin wall to look inside, I saw that the fox woman's skin began to slowly turn black, her hair instantly turned into a pile of dry grass, and her two eyes slowly became empty holes. The clothes on her body disappeared, completely transforming into an extremely terrifying mummy.