Chapter 1: The Haunted Yōlin (Part 1)

  After finishing their meal, the two of them left the dean's house and hailed a taxi.

  As soon as the two got into the taxi, the driver asked Ding Lingxiu: "Young man, has he been drinking?"

  "Wow! Master, your nose is quite sharp, you can even smell the wine on me?"

  Driver furiously: "Get down from the top of my car first, you hear me?!"

  “……”

  When leaving Luo's house, it was already 9 o'clock at night. Although the principal tried to persuade him to stay, Ding Lingxiu had to catch the 10 o'clock train to Shenyang and refused the principal's hospitality. He wanted to say goodbye to Zhang Shanyi, but Zhang insisted on following him, and being drunk, he was in a daze. Under duress, Ding Lingxiu could only hail a taxi with this drunken Daoshi.

  This whole time, Zhang Shanyi had been chattering nonstop in the taxi, shaking his head and waving his large ears back and forth. His originally pale face was now flushed with a slight drunkenness, and his eyes were gazing at Ding Lingxiu with a dazed expression, making him feel like his scalp was going numb. When he got excited, he even started gesturing wildly with his hands and feet, almost vomiting into the car several times, scaring Ding Lingxiu into quickly pressing his head against the window while smiling awkwardly at the driver.

  "Sorry about this, sir, my friend had too much to drink."

  "It's nothing, I've seen it all before." The driver replied calmly.

  But this kindness was suddenly pressed by Ding Lingxiu, and his whole body convulsed, no longer moving.

  Ding Lingxiu was startled and thought he had fainted, so he quickly leaned over to take a look. However, he soon discovered that there were faint snoring sounds coming from him, indicating that he had fallen asleep.

  At 9:30, the taxi finally arrived at the train station. Ding Lingxiu had been tortured on this road and his nervous heart was finally relieved a little. He hesitated for a long time and eventually bought two tickets. The two of them boarded the train to Shenyang. Normally, there shouldn't be many people on the train at this time, but because some construction project just finished, a group of migrant workers occupied several carriages, making Ding Lingxiu's carriage very crowded as well. The smell of sweat and feet mixed together in the carriage, plus Zhang Shan's alcohol breath next to him, made Ding Lingxiu feel like vomiting, so he had to open the window for some fresh air.

  About an hour after the train started, Zhang Shanyi's intoxication had also worn off. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked at Ding Lingxiu, seemingly back to normal.

  "Hey, what's wrong with Zhang Zhenren? He was just boasting about his wine at lunch, saying 'the universe is in the wine, and the sun and moon are in the pot', but now he looks so tired." Ding Lingxiu said with a smile.

  "Brother Ding, stop teasing me, I'm also moved by Director Luo's kindness. Zhang Shan-yi scratched his head in embarrassment, "Huh? Brother Ding, where are we now?"

  "In the train, it's heading towards Shenyang," said Ding Lingshu.

  "What? Train?! Good heavens, Brother Ding, how could you bring me here without even asking me?!" Zhang Shanyi was shocked and pale, as if the matter was a matter of life and death.

  "What's wrong? You were so drunk that you didn't even know what was going on, and I couldn't get a reaction out of you. I was planning to take you to the hotel, but you insisted on holding onto me and wouldn't let go. What could I do?" Ding Lingxiu lit a cigarette and looked at him with resignation, "But it's okay, we'll be arriving at our destination in an hour."

  "Alas..." Zhang Shanyi let out a long sigh, "Master warned me before I left that I must not take the train. My fate is in conflict with trains, if I take the train, I will surely have one misfortune after another..."

  "Opposed to the train? Your fate is really sinister, but speaking of which, you're a Dragon Tiger Mountain Taoist who can't even control your own destiny, how can you help others?" Ding Lingxiu said leisurely while smoking.

  Zhang Shanyi was just about to refute, when he suddenly felt a mysterious and inexplicable aura enveloping his entire body, his lower abdomen rumbling with a gurgling sound, and asked in a painful expression:

  "Not good, Brother Ding, I drank too much wine and got a stomachache. Quick, where is the restroom?"

  Ding Lingxiu looked at him with a surprised expression. An adult who had never taken a train before, this was truly a rare occurrence in the world.

  "Ah, in the small room at the connection of the cars over there." Ding Lingyu pointed in that direction.

  Zhang Shanyi looked in that direction and rushed over hastily.

  At this time, a flight attendant walked over and pointed at Ding Ling's hand that was holding the cigarette.

  "Sir, don't you know smoking is only allowed in the smoking area? You'll be fined!" The flight attendant said sternly.

  Ding Lingxiu immediately rushed towards Zhang Shanyi and shouted:

  "Hey, that guy, your cigarette has fallen off!" Ding Lingxiu shouted and smiled at the flight attendant, "This guy, look at you, he threw his cigarette on the ground and ran away."

  The flight attendant gave Ding Ling a white look and continued walking forward.

  Zhang Shanyi was anxious and distracted, but the large and small packages in the car filled the entire corridor, making it impossible for people to move, let alone go to the toilet.

  Zhang Shanyi found it extremely difficult to walk this short distance of less than ten meters, and some migrant workers were even sleeping soundly wrapped in their bedding. Zhang Shanyi had no way to disturb them, so he could only slowly look for opportunities to jump into the gaps.

  Finally arrived at the legendary toilet, Zhang Shanyi was ready to make his move, with a gleam in his eyes. But on the door, he found a white paper with words that made him want to cry:

  "Toilet out of order, please go to the next carriage."

  Zhang Shanyi was on the verge of collapse, but he gritted his teeth and relied on his superhuman willpower to finally make it through the difficulties and arrive at the next train car. The moment he pushed open the bathroom door, he suddenly felt a sense of relief, as if he were about to ascend to heaven.

  Zhang Shanyi hastily and impatiently squatted down to take off his shorts, but when he did, he suddenly discovered a very strange thing:

  How come my butt is so cool? And the wind blowing from bottom to top is especially strong. It's really strange, I've never encountered wind that blows from all directions before, let alone from bottom to top!

  Then Zhang Shanyi looked down carefully, oh my god! It turned out that the toilet on the train was just a big hole opened at the bottom of the car. From the toilet bowl, you could actually see the rails directly! However, at this time, Zhang Shanyi didn't have time to think much, and he quickly opened the rear compartment door, feeling refreshed and invigorated in an instant.

  Just as he let out a happy sigh, he suddenly petrified again. He felt his buttocks cool down and become extremely sticky, so he quickly lowered his head to look down. But he immediately realized the severity of the problem and was about to slap himself in the face. Originally, when he lowered his head, the strong wind below became even more violent, and feces and urine flew together. However, his instincts were completely out of control at this time, and even if the Buddha came, it couldn't be stopped. All that could be heard was a loud whooshing sound as everything came rushing down. Zhang Shanyi quickly dodged the strong wind and raised his head.

  Mom... Dad...

  Zhang Shanyi was so angry he almost smashed his head against the glass.

  Before long, Zhang Shanyi's underwear was all over the place, and even the car compartment was a mess. At this time, Zhang Shanyi really wanted to jump off the train and die, but he had no choice, this small room was already full of his masterpiece, at this miserable moment, there were still other people outside the door urging him to hurry up.

  Zhang Shanyi's heart was racing, and he silently recited the name of the infinite heavenly lord. He truly regretted that his skills were not refined enough. If only he had a concealment charm at this moment, it would be great! Suddenly, he glanced at the paper in his hand and couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the toilet paper was still clutched in his hand!

  Zhang Shanyi first wiped the stuff off his face, and after wiping it clean, he didn't dare to waste this sacred object that could save his life at this moment. He had no choice but to use the paper that had been used to wipe his face to continue wiping his buttocks, then slowly got up, took off his outer pants, threw away his underwear, and finally used the last piece of paper to wipe the big stool on his shoes.

  After traveling for many years, Zhang Shanyi was still experiencing such an embarrassing thing for the first time. He went to the toilet and lost his underwear, and even got a big turd on him. It's really "good fortune never comes in pairs, misfortune never comes alone". Zhang Shanyi couldn't help but admire his master's foresight from the bottom of his heart. However, at this moment, he made another extremely stupid mistake. He actually threw the toilet paper that had been used to wipe his butt into the toilet again. Before it even approached the toilet, the still raging strong wind blew them up violently, blowing snowflakes all over the sky in the room, and the toilet paper fluttered around Zhang Shanyi. Zhang Shanyi couldn't help but look up at the sky and let out a long sigh:

  "What's wrong with you?"

  At this time, those outside had really waited impatiently, and desperately knocked on the door:

  "Damn it! Why are you still shitting around?! Get out of here quickly!"

  Zhang Shanyi's face was gloomy, and he painfully opened the door of hope that had been closed just now. The furious giant outside saw Zhang Shanyi's appearance and suddenly changed his expression, stammering:

  "Brother, going to the toilet doesn't have to be such a big production!"

  Zhang Shanyi's face was ashen, and he slowly walked out.

  However, when he returned, it was much easier than when he came, and the carriage suddenly became less crowded, with everyone standing aside in unison.