Chapter 47: Unparalleled Plastic Surgery Techniques

  As soon as Liu Weimin speaks, I know I'm in trouble. I've long since discovered that the things he asks me to do are always bait.

  This time, he asked me to lead those people to dig up the Heavenly Master's coffin.

  I thought he wanted me to pretend to surrender and reveal the location of the Tian Shi coffin, but Liu Weimin said it was too dangerous. Even the worst people have a glimmer of humanity, but that group is made up of ruthless individuals who look down on the weak-willed. And I'm wearing the hat of the Dragon Tiger Mountain successor, so if I show any intention of surrendering and reveal the location of the Tian Shi coffin, they'll definitely disembowel me and use my organs to cleanse the sect's reputation.

  Moreover, there are light and heavy, urgent matters. That purple-robed old man brought people to rush here at night, knowing that the official village had Liu Weimin this great Bodhisattva, yet he still took advantage of the night to go up the mountain, saying it was to catch a stiff corpse, but who knows if he wasn't listening to the relocation man talk about the coffins in the tomb, and went to rob the grave.

  Perhaps they already know the location of the Heavenly Master's coffin.

  I then asked him, "How can we seduce her?"

  Liu Weimin said: "You go dig, you dig it out, they will naturally take action to rob."

  I hastily asked him, isn't that coffin impossible to open? If it falls into the hands of those people, something big will happen.

  Liu Weimin told me not to worry, he said that coffin wasn't that it couldn't be opened but rather that it couldn't even be touched, ordinary people also can't open it.

  Although the position of Longhu Tian Shi is also inherited from father to son, Zhang Yuangui has to pray for wind and rain for the court on the one hand, and show his divine powers in front of the people on the other. In between, he still has to deal with a group of disciples. Zhang Yuangui's conduct may not be good, but his Taoist skills are top-notch. He dares to bury a shallow coffin in the village bestowed by the official, rather than building an elaborate underground palace with many mechanisms. The mystery behind this can be imagined.

  Jewels are locked in a safe because people are afraid of theft, and tigers are locked in cages because they are afraid of being bitten. The heavenly master's coffin is like such a tiger, whoever touches it will die, once the coffin is opened, everyone will die together.

  "So zombies didn't eat me, you're not satisfied, and now you want me to go feed the coffins?"

  Liu Weimin told me not to worry, he said that Zhang Yuangui's Nine Dragon Coffin, in today's world there are two people who understand it the most, one of them is him Liu Weimin, so naturally he has a way to make the coffin not harm me. The only thing I need to pay attention to is not to fall into those people's hands, I have to put on a good show and let them send people to catch me, but at the same time I mustn't let them see that I'm acting.

  The specific details still need to be refined, Liu Weimin sent us back to the house and started thinking alone.

  Kang Jiuxiang was still in the house, after going out, You Mo asked me what I planned to do, I said let's see and talk later, from her tone it seemed like she didn't know anything, if possible, I wanted to ask about Wen Jing.

  Don't let me leave with a lingering thought, I saw that he was in a bad mood, so I asked him if there was something on his mind.

  Don't look around, sneakily pulled me into the room and said: "Just now, the deputy village chief came, the old man didn't see him, let me pass a few words. When San Jie opened the door for them, I saw that she was wearing a necklace around her neck, which was given to Xiaobai by me!"

  Who is Xiaobai Jie? Isn't she the young woman Bai Jie?

  Yu Wenti punched me in the chest and said, "Shi Po Xiao Bai."

  I was suddenly overjoyed and couldn't help but ask excitedly: "Has she arrived? Where is she?"

  Judging from the fact that Xiao Bai beat You Wu into a pig's head, he should be a person with a good temperament. The two of them have a tacit understanding, and if Xiao Bai were here, he would definitely be more trustworthy than Liu Wei Min.

  Ke You couldn't help but reveal a look of impending tears, saying: "Third Aunt said that the necklace was picked up at the entrance of the reception hall, and no unfamiliar women were seen in the village. Xiaobai's phone can't be reached either. I'm afraid she followed Huang Jibei here, and she's not a match for Huang Jibei. Now there are even more people coming to Guanxi Village, as well as all sorts of ghosts and monsters. I worry that she'll encounter danger."

  Youmo is a hippie with no regular shape, his face rarely shows desolation. I said a few comforting words and Youmo let me go back to my room, he wanted to think of a solution himself.

  Before leaving, I asked him how he could be so infatuated with a woman he had only known for a few days, and besides, the woman was seven or eight years older than him.

  He even said I didn't understand and drove me away.

  The room wasn't locked, and as I pushed the door open, Kang Jiuxiang had just finished her bath. Her clothes were neatly folded, and she was wearing a jacket that I had rummaged out of my bag. She was kneeling on the bed making it, the jacket barely covering her little butt, revealing two plump white thighs. Her long hair was wet and stuck to her face. When she saw me come in, she pushed her hair back, about to speak, but then saw that I was staring at her legs with a lecherous gaze, and quickly used the bed sheet to cover herself up.

  There were two quilts on the bed, one of which she had brought with her. I didn't know what she meant by this, so I closed the door and asked her: "Aren't you going back tonight?"

  Kang Jiuxiang nodded, and I crossed my legs, waddling to the bedside like a duck, saying: "Do you know what kind of person I am?"

  Kang Jiuxiang showed a naive expression, thought for a moment, and blinked her big eyes uncertainly, asking me: "Are you guys my godfather's enemies?"

  Everyone in the village says she is the third daughter-in-law of the Huang family, but Liu Weimin said that Huang Jinbai doesn't have a third son at all. He also inadvertently mentioned that Kang Jiuxiang was Huang Jinbai's goddaughter, which makes me think she is a mole sent by Old Man Huang.

  Ke Kangjiuxiang spoke bluntly, which made me a bit surprised, but I didn't deny it either. I nodded and asked her, "Since you knew we were going to cause trouble for Old Man Huang, why did you still come find me?"

  Kang Jiuxiang sat up straight, her quilt slipping off her legs. My eyes involuntarily glanced down, and then I heard Kang Jiuxiang ask me very seriously: "If I'm willing to be your subordinate, can you take me away from this place?"

  This sentence made me very surprised, and her expression didn't seem fake, so I asked her what it meant.

  Kang Jiuxiang said she felt very uncomfortable in the village and had wanted to leave for a long time.

  I asked her why she wasn't at ease? She's Old Man Huang's adopted daughter after all.

  Kang Jiuxiang's lips curled up, her eyes didn't redden, but it made people want to pity her even more than if she had cried. She said she wasn't a local, just someone Huang Jinbai brought back to take care of his two sons. The villagers often bullied her, and the Huang family treated her poorly too.

  I narrowed my eyes, imagining two silly kids with runny noses and slobbering mouths, messing up Kang Jiuyang's painting. But in my heart, I still couldn't believe it - she wasn't crippled, why didn't she just run away?!

  Since I didn't say anything, Kang Jiuxiang said somewhat anxiously: "Take me away and I'll tell you the Huang family's secret!"

  My heart skipped a beat, but I still had some misgivings. I said Old Man Huang was often not at home and hadn't tied you up, so why didn't you escape on your own?

  Kang Jiuxiang didn't answer, she just kept urging me to agree with her first.

  But I promised, and she made me swear that I wouldn't go back on my word. Her pretty face was full of tension: "You swear, no matter what happens in the future, you will take me with you, you won't abandon me halfway, and you can't give me to someone else. If you marry another woman, you must never abandon me, you have to take care of me for the rest of my life!"

  I was so amused that I couldn't help but cry and laugh at the same time. I even suspected that I had auditory hallucinations, or that Kang Jiuxiang mistook me for Andy Lau.

  When did white-collar workers from small cities become hot commodities in villages?

  Although Guan Cun is poor, it's not far from the city. With Kang Jiuxiang's looks and figure, there should be many men flocking to her, so why would she fall deeply in love with me?

  I asked: "Jiuxiang sister, you're not possessed by an evil spirit, are you? Do you know what the words you just said mean? Where are you from, haven't you ever seen a man before?"

  Kang Jiuxiang nodded and shook her head, in a word, she vowed that she would tell the truth, if not, she would have to sneak back to the Huang's house at night.

  In the end, I'm the one who got the better deal. I made a vow to heaven on the spot and we'll talk about what happens next later. If Kang Jiuxiang is really playing tricks, don't blame me for finding Liu Weimin...

  Kang Jiuxiang was delighted, lightly biting her lower lip, her eyes gazing at me like water, slowly leaning in to hug my waist and saying, "It's late, hurry up and go to sleep."

  I pushed her away and urged: "You'd better say it, what secret does Old Man Huang have?"

  Kang Jiuxiang pursed her lips and hesitated for a moment before saying slowly, "His two sons are not human, this is why I haven't left yet, but the reason I want to leave."

  I never thought Kang Jiuxiang would say such a thing. Huang Canghai and Song are not human, could they be two ghosts?

  I asked her what kind of monsters those two idiots were, but Kang Jiuxiang said she didn't know, and then told me about her experiences.

  Kang Jiuxiang's real home was actually not far from Guanshici Village. She was an orphan, bought as a child bride when she was young. The man was six years older than her, and after only a few years of marriage, he became disenchanted with her, often beating her and even finding another woman outside.

  I said your husband's family is very rich?

  Kang Jiuxiang shook her head and said: "Poorer than Guan Cun Village, it's clear that he couldn't afford to marry a wife, so he bought me early on."

  I said such a man actually still dislikes you, has he gone blind?

  Kang Jiuxiang's face turned red, and she said in a low voice: "Actually, I wasn't good-looking at all before. My skin was rough, and my face was round. A few years ago, my husband passed away unexpectedly, and his parents wanted me to remarry their younger son. So I secretly ran away. Later, I met Huang Jinbai, and he took me in as his adopted daughter, saying that there were two foolish sons at home who needed taking care of. He brought me back to Guanxi Village. At first, for half a year, he didn't let me go out. And you know what? Huang Canghuang Song didn't need my care at all! That half-year was actually them taking care of me, doing chores like cooking and washing clothes!"

  Kang Jiuxiang didn't even know what she ate every day, it looked ordinary, but she became more and more beautiful, like a dull jade that was finely carved by a skilled craftsman for half a year, becoming the current appearance. At first, she couldn't believe it herself, every day she would admire herself in front of the mirror, until Huang Jibai came back and said that he used Chinese medicine to make her beautiful, so as not to be discovered by her original parents-in-law.

  She knew Huang Jinbai was a superior man, and didn't suspect anything else. She cooperated with him to put on an act in front of the villagers, pretending to have just arrived at Guanxi Village, and thoroughly settled down.

  She thought she was lucky and met a good family, but three months later, she discovered the strangeness of Huang Cang and Huang Song.