Chapter 26 Lazy People Have More Feces and Urine

  "Are you out of your mind?"

  He was so scared by my words that he withdrew his hand, with a black face and an extremely bitter expression, saying: "I'm going to flush the toilet..."

  Let your mom go.

  After holding back and waiting for the quicksand desert to pass by, looking for trouble when there is none.

  "You're really full of crap, can't you just hold it in for a bit? Don't burst just yet." I couldn't help but want to scold him, but since there were girls in the car, I had to keep a low profile.

  "Dad has been holding it in for a long time, if he holds it in any longer he'll explode." Yu Gang said shamelessly.

  "Cough...cough..." I coughed heavily, wanting to say something. Brother, there's still a 'woman' in the car, you don't even know where to put your bloody manners.

  "I was just about to say something."

  I immediately thought of a solution and said: "I'll lend you a water bottle, use it first, you know how to use it..."

  I found an empty bottle in my hand and hastily handed it over to him.

  He casually threw out a sentence that made me vomit blood: "The pot is too small, it can't be put in."

  Brother, watch your image!

  "Hmph..." Xiu'er couldn't hold back her laughter, not a hint of shyness on her face. She said to me, "Boss Chen, don't make things difficult for Dage, people have three urgent needs."

  Now it's my turn and I couldn't calm down.

  With Yu'er's tacit consent, Yu Gang's original hesitation was completely thrown away. He saw Yu Gang open the car door with one hand, turned around and sat sideways, without even unfastening his seatbelt. Then I heard a zipper sound.

  Damn it.

  This guy actually sat in his seat and pulled that thing out, 'urinating' away, accompanied by the sound of whistling, I was shocked all over, he actually managed to 'urinate' in front of so many people, I'm really drunk.

  The crisp whistling sound was a bit unfamiliar, I thought it was Yu Gang blowing the whistle. For a moment, I felt that his usual whistling tone wasn't so "girly". I slowly turned my neck and looked back, only to see Xiang Er blowing the whistle with an innocent face.

  Only see the parsley continuously waving its hand, pushing and saying: "I didn't peek, I really didn't peek, I often hear people say that whistling can make..."

  Now that you mention it, I really think the 'affair' between these two is not as simple as just showing affection. Yu Gang has already messed with her, and in a place like the desert, how can they do this? Men and women working together isn't tiring, but fighting in the wilderness isn't done this way either.

  Can some normal people come? This sister looks harmless on the surface, but in fact, I'm not a 'woman' at all. I seriously suspect that her moral integrity has been eaten by dogs. Now I finally understand that Yu Gang's cheap personality was spoiled.

  "Sneak a peek if you want, it's not like you haven't seen it before." Yu Gang said with a shrug, completely shameless.

  She waved her hand with an innocent expression and explained, "I just took a glance, didn't look much."

  Just after zipping up and closing the car door, he happily hummed a tune.

  I've already reached a point where I have nothing to say to either of them, so I decided to ignore both of them and gaze out the window, suddenly feeling a jolt.

  Tang Guangze's car is gone!

  Although his car is much faster than ours, it was still visible just now.

  Now where is the shadow of that off-road vehicle in the desert?

  "Their car is gone." I suddenly reminded myself and couldn't think of what reason caused it.

  Yu Gang was also startled, and he shook his hand to guess: "Is their advancing speed too fast, or is the sand flow 'speed' faster in front of them, maybe it's not a flowing desert."

  I stared intently ahead, wanting to take a closer look at what was wrong. Yu Gang suddenly grabbed his hair violently, looking somewhat fierce. Huier asked Professor Lao with a curious face: "Teacher, where do you think they went? Will there be any danger ahead?"

  The old professor pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose, gazing outside. His face was somewhat somber, and it was impossible to tell what he was thinking. After a while, he finally explained: "Either it was blown away by the wind or it was too fast for the front."

  "No way." I couldn't help but exclaim, looking at the sand flowing slowly under the car. At this wind speed, it hasn't changed at all, and we've been pushed by the sand for over an hour now. The speed isn't much faster, and the wind speed can't change suddenly, right? Change also needs a process, right?

  But where did their car go?

  The sand in front of us is flowing relatively slowly, I don't know why, although both cars are off-road vehicles, theirs is much faster, while ours is left behind, what's the reason for this?

  I racked my brains but couldn't think of a reason, however, just as I was about to turn around and discuss with the old professor what to do, I surprisingly found the answer.

  My line of sight happened to fall on the back of the car, and I had previously checked the car and knew that there were many overweight things in the trunk, including some mechanical tools, such as knives, guns, bullets, and some excavation tools.

  It's those overweight tools plus the weight of the car itself that will slow down the speed a bit.

  I realized this point and immediately told the old professor: "I know why there is a speed difference between these two cars. Our car weighs several hundred kilograms more than theirs, so the speed of pushing sand will be much slower than theirs. Let's measure the flow rate and frequency of the sand first to see if we can catch up with them?"

  Yu Gang shook his head and said, "Look at the sand flowing below, it can push a car weighing over a thousand catties forward. If you get out to measure the flow rate of the sand, you'll definitely be swept into the coffin."

  I nodded, Yu Gang's words made a lot of sense. With this off-road vehicle and those heavy tools, it weighed at least around 3,000 catties. The speed of the sand was unimaginable. If we didn't have the protection of the off-road vehicle, who knows where the sand would have buried us by now.

  If this is an adventure, I don't want to do something that will put me at a disadvantage. Looking at the vast expanse of shifting desert sands, I let out a sigh - is there really no other way?

  "I'm saying that if we can test the speed and frequency, what's next? I mean, if speeding up the car a few times makes it advance faster, who knows what's waiting for us ahead? Maybe with this acceleration, we'll end up in Korla, nobody knows what will happen, these are natural things, who can grasp them?"

  The old professor gasped and finished what he had to say.

  Yu Gang nodded and said: "If the speed of the sand flow is added to the speed of the vehicle itself, the speed will definitely reach thousands of kilometers per hour. At this speed of over a thousand miles, it's possible that we'll crash into Xi'an again. But the speed is too fast, which will cause the engine to overheat and explode."

  "What should I do now?" I irritably rubbed my hair, this situation had never been encountered before. If it weren't for the fact that this place was fraught with danger, it would be easier to deal with. Unfortunately, this place just so happened to be a desert.

  Are we really going to just sit in the car and let the sand push us to who-knows-where, get lost, and then have insufficient water and food supplies in the car? Forget about finding that ancient city, just getting out alive will be a huge problem.

  The old professor sighed and said with a nonchalant expression, "In my personal opinion, it's safer to stay in the car. The shifting sands of the desert won't keep moving for long, who knows, if we're lucky, they might stop soon."

  "How long will it take? If it's always like this, won't we die here?" I suddenly became annoyed and shouted at him loudly. This old man didn't care about his own death at all, he must be eager to die so that he could go to heaven.

  The car fell silent for a moment, no one speaking, as if they had already resigned themselves to the situation and didn't want to make any changes. I couldn't help but feel annoyed, the more they were content with the status quo, the more I wanted to try to change it, without even attempting to do so, they had already negated that it would be bad for things themselves.

  Damn it.

  I cursed inwardly, the more I thought about it, the more suffocated I felt. This is not a team at all, they don't even give us a chance to resist. I really doubt if their brains have been damaged by the desert heat, every single one of them is so stubborn.

  I won't give up until I find a solution, at least I can ensure my own safety, and I won't let my guard down.

  "You guys won't do it, I'll do it myself. You all want to die anyway, might as well jump down and die early, so you don't have to share food with me." I muttered under my breath, then picked up the empty bottle again, fiercely opened the "door", held onto the handle and leaned out, throwing the empty bottle out.

  Who knew that as soon as the empty bottle touched the sand, it was quickly buried in the sand. In just one second, I couldn't see any shadow of the bottle anymore.

  It's gone.

  The sand flows at a speed much faster than I thought, and overall it doesn't seem to have found anything. Once you put something down, it can be clearly seen.

  The experiment with an empty bottle made me feel a chill that I couldn't bear, and the idea of continuing to test it was shaken at once.

  Damn it, so fast speed.

  It's impossible to test anything, but instead it made me realize that this seemingly calm and slow-moving desert is not as it appears on the surface. If you put an elephant in it, it would definitely be pushed out.

  The old professor also saw me throwing the empty bottle, he sighed helplessly and began to advise: "Young brother, some things just rely on luck, it's not a solution to force it."

  It sounds like they're talking about love, but I'm not doing anything, just don't want to settle for the status quo and make my situation a bit safer. Don't they have this awareness at all?

  The usually silent Xiang'er suddenly lifted her head and blurted out a sentence that made me want to vomit blood: "Boss Chen, admitting you're wrong isn't so bad, anyway you've been wrong so many times before, what's one more time?"

  "Chen Yuesong, it seems this time we really are at a dead end."