Chapter Thirty-Six: Really Shameless

  It's just as I thought.

  Yu Gang also sensed something was wrong and asked her what's going on.

  She furrowed her brow, her face turned pale, she gently bit her lip, and finally spoke up: "There are some things that you won't believe even if I tell you, after all, you're not familiar with this area, some things can't be explained clearly in a short time."

  Looking at this different-looking Xiang Er, I feel like she has become a completely different person. Her words are more serious and solemn than before.

  Yu Gang hadn't realized this point, he said: "Tell me, what else could be more absurd than what just happened? I thought I had traveled through time."

  Aini is a Uyghur, and I know that their customs and ways of life are somewhat different from ours, whether it's cultural differences, lifestyle, or geographical environment. The only constant is that we are all Chinese people living on this earth, and the harsh environment and various factors will only make humans more adaptable to the environment.

  Some people have gone to cold places and their physical functions have shown a rebound, leading to illness and even death. This is survival of the fittest.

  She shook her head, and with a firm expression, she said: "I can't say. If I could say it, I would naturally tell you all, whether or not you believe me. Those who have seen the 'Yin' soldiers will either die or suffer financial losses and be unlucky for a long time."

  Finally, listening to this kind of talk, neither of us was in the mood to listen to her, I stretched my waist and drank from that bottle of water towards Ma Ge, Ma Ge is that camel I picked up, compared to this stuff staring at me taking a dump, stinking so hard it didn't even make a sound, an animal, so I gave him a good-sounding and high-end name.

  I didn't give them water because I thought that if they drank the sheep's milk, it would cause diarrhea. If they dared to take my water, I would definitely make them pay for it.

  The child naturally grew up drinking "milk", she was already used to it, and she didn't have any opinions. I originally thought that Yu Gang would disagree, but unexpectedly he agreed.

  In the end, those three bottles of water were mine alone.

  I sat down on the sandy ground, who knew that just after taking a sip of water, my butt suddenly hurt and I flew out.

  I thought it was a sandstorm, until I was blown out by that force for about 4 or 5 meters, my butt hit the ground first, rubbing against the sand on the ground, so painful that my eyes almost popped out.

  It wasn't until after a while that I realized what was going on.

  "I told you, if he doesn't die, he'll be bankrupt and separated from his people, and will be unlucky for a long time." Xiang Er called out triumphantly, but this was not the time to prove anything, it was time to save him.

  Finally, I patted the almost exploding butt, slowly got up, propped myself up with one hand, and then stared fiercely at the culprit. Hurriedly, I went to Ma Ge's place to draw a knife. That beast, I want to chop it down.

  I didn't provoke it, and I didn't drink its water, but the son of a bitch kicked me away with just one kick after drinking a mouthful of water.

  Just thinking about the pain caused by the sand rubbing against my butt makes me feel like I've suffered for a lifetime.

  "Hey kid, that was an accident, don't be so petty and make a big deal out of it..."

  As soon as he opened his mouth to stop me, he tried to prevent me from coming over here.

  Who knew, he hadn't taken two steps before I saw him flying out in front of me like a basketball, and then all I saw was him with his four feet on the ground, his face planted on the ground, this guy is really something, it's so painful to watch.

  "Ah...... damn it......" The loud shout, like the sound of a pig being slaughtered, shook the entire desert for a moment. I covered my ears, and even Ma Ge, who was sleeping, was woken up by the noise.

  This noise is so loud that even Ma Ge was woken up.

  He had just climbed up, a pair of eyes blazing with fierce flames, his whole body radiating anger, rushing in front of me, snatching the knife from my hand and charging towards that sheep.

  "You're not saying unexpected, are you? Arguing with a beast over a single hair." I held back my laughter and shouted at him.

  "Damn it, I won't rest until I've 'taken care' of him. Such a handsome face, and yet he's ruined." Yu Gang roared in anger.

  I didn't stop him because I understood.

  Don't 'mess' that sheep to death, I'll be damned if I can sleep well these few days, who knows if it will come over and kick me again in the middle of the night, damn it, can I still survive?

  The sheep raised its head and looked at Yu Gang, as if it had sensed danger. It stood up and ran away quickly.

  Damn it, is he really that clever?

  Yu Gang's face was messed up like this, he definitely wouldn't let it go, he took the knife and immediately chased out. I saw Yu Gang being messed up like this, my heart felt balanced, comfortable, and not so angry anymore, anyway someone else is worse off than me.

  "Chen Yuesong, come and avenge me quickly! If I don't 'deal with' it today, I won't sleep tonight..." Yu Gang shouted repeatedly as he chased after the sheep, but how could his two legs outrun the four legs of the sheep.

  So I caught up with Yuang and told him a method: "Why not wait until it rests, and then quietly 'get rid of' it? You've been chasing for half a day but can't catch up to it. It's not me saying this, you should use your brain, your two legs are no match for its four legs, stop messing around and give up quickly."

  He just took a look at me and thought my method was not bad, and echoed: "It will know tomorrow if it's dead or not. My face doesn't look as handsome as before, I don't even know if Xiaoyu will be disgusted with me." He stretched out his head, pointing to his own face and asked me: "Will there be a scar?"

  I looked at his face, which was not very handsome to begin with, and now had several scratches from the sand, like an apple that had been gnawed by a dog. I couldn't help but roll my eyes and say: "Come on, you're already ugly enough..."

  The words hadn't finished yet, but Yu Gang picked up where I left off and started bragging about himself: "I also think that being too handsome isn't good, it's too attractive to the ladies... a man with a scar on his face is quite masculine..."

  You've never seen someone so shameless, and yet you're still so cheap. You should consider the situation when boasting about yourself. You haven't seen anyone as handsome as me standing in front of him.

  "A scar, adding a share of sorrow... this bit of pain is nothing...". Shameless people are singing again.

  I think it's better for me to talk less with Yu Gang, talking to him is not only annoying but also makes all the cells in my body want to go up and kill him. How can I describe it? Let me give you an example. Your boyfriend says he has a surprise for you, and even takes a shower, then pounces on you and presses you down on the 'bed'. You're overjoyed, but who knows, your boyfriend

  Covered with a quilt, he said: My newly bought night light watch is glowing.

  To be honest, I really want to beat someone up.

  It's been so long since I slept, and before I knew it, dawn had broken, and the temperature around me slowly rose.

  I'm hungry, I ate a piece of lamb that was roasted last night. The smell of the lamb was so bad that it almost made me vomit. When I really couldn't eat anymore, I gave the rest to Horse Brother. Horse Brother is quite clever, he closed his double-layered eyes, moved his mouth, and started chewing.

  I used to think camels were herbivores, but now even Marco Polo eats mutton. I guess they're not purely vegetarian either. Who knew, it subconsciously opened its eyes and let out a loud "Hulu" towards me. In that one second, I was shocked.

  Where is this stuff?

  As far as I know, camels generally do not make sounds, except during the mating season when male camels will make calls to each other. The way they call is also very unique: first, the camel will spit out its vocal cords from its throat, then fill them with air and produce a low humming sound, and after calling, it will swallow its vocal cords back in.

  I was so scared that I quickly jumped a few meters away, then my eyes were fixed on it, who knew its gaze fell on Yu Gang and the others, as if staring at the sheep's "meat", and then turned to the sheep again.

  Damn it, Ma Ge wants to have a big feast?

  Looking at Ma Ge's eyes, it seems that the roasted mutton is very delicious. I feel a wave of worry in my heart, will Ma Ge stretch his paws to the live sheep? Just thinking about camels and sheep together makes me want to vomit.

  "Ma Ge, you're a grass-eater, not one of those stinky and fishy-smelling ones. People say that what they eat is grass, but the 'milk' squeezed out is actually... although you don't have any 'milk', you're really tough, able to survive for five or six days without water. Those sheep are definitely going to die before you..."

  "Can't you just make an effort, at least find a sheep that's not like a tiger, or at the very least find a camel that's similar to you..."

  I painstakingly persuaded him, took a few steps towards Ma Ge's place, blocking his line of sight, but who knew he would turn around.

  Looking at it persisting like this, I suddenly let out a long sigh.

  Finally, the girl found her direction roughly, she stood on the sand dune, raised her hand and turned around in a circle, then stopped and faced us sideways, with one hand raised and the other pointing to the desert ahead, saying "We're going that way."

  I'm a bit skeptical, can you really tell which direction to go just by standing on the dune? Is she just messing with people?

  The kid saw the doubt in my eyes and began to explain, "The wind is blowing from that direction, and it carries a fresh scent. I think we're approaching a river or perhaps a lake, and I believe there's a small town nearby."

  Obviously, I and Yu Gang both looked skeptical, how could we believe her words? Without going to the moon, everyone knows it exists. Moreover, we are all knowledgeable people who have eaten pork and seen pigs die, and we still know a thing or two about navigating in the desert. With so many methods, haven't you heard of the "Wind Listening Method"?

  "You believe me, I can do it. My experience in the desert is richer than yours. In short, I will take you out." Xier's face was full of confidence as she made a promise from her heart, and from her face, I could see that she was a person who loved life, otherwise, being swept away by the sandstorm so far and still able to hold on alone for so long.

  "Not mentioning that, if we hurry, it'll take us half a day to get there, and I reckon we can catch up with your friend too." Xiao Cong excitedly exclaimed.

  I couldn't help but ask, "How can you be so sure?"

  I don't even know if I can get out of here alive, catching up with them has become a luxury, this little scoundrel actually said that the village could be found in half a day.