What kind of rhythm is the most swinging?
Jian Sheng flew up, Jiu Jian Xian walked out, Fang Lian Rong was promoted to the head of the sect - the monsters knew they had to leave.
"Sir..." Tian Guihuang and Jiang Wanyu walked side by side, "Now that the Sword Saint has been eliminated, you and your family of three are all safe and sound. Can we leave now?"
Jiang Wanyi nodded along with her.
"Fang Xian exclaimed in surprise: 'Ghost brother, you're amazing! So fast...'"
"Huh? You can't say that." Tian Gui Huang scanned the crowd of demons, "Can you find a male who's more stylish than me? I'm still quite popular among the demon tribe."
Wan'er lowered her head and said, "Father and mother have both said that they don't regret it. Even if they are trapped in the tower, as long as they can rely on each other, it's fine. They also told Wan'er that if she falls in love, there's no need to have any worries, just don't fall in love with a disciple of Shu Shan Men. Wan'er feels like she has realized something now."
"Fang Xian burst out laughing: 'You're all going crazy.'"
It turns out that in the original work, after Jiang Wan'er left the tower, she actually founded the Emei Xianxia Sect, purified her mind and desires, and became a Shifu-like figure. However, this time, she unfortunately encountered Tian Gui Huang, who was suffering from extreme hunger and thirst, with his male hormones surging out of control. The world is indeed unpredictable.
Fang Xian gazed at Tian Gui Huang's right arm and sighed with regret: "Brother Gui, I owe you one. Your arm is probably gone for good."
Tian Gui Huang burst out laughing: "With just one arm, I can exchange for the favor of En Gong's friendship, the departure of Evil Dao, and the return with a beautiful woman in my arms. It's well worth it!"
Ling'er recited an incantation and attached it to Tian Guihuang's arm, helping him stop the bleeding. She asked, "Brother Ghost, where are you all going?"
"The ends of the earth, where can't I go!" The Tian Gui Emperor privately took a strip of cloth from his body, stained some blood on it from the wound, and handed it to Fang Xian. "The kindness and righteousness are as high as a mountain, from now on, wherever Tian Gui can help, Tian Gui will do his best! I still have some luck in the ghost realm, just hand this cloth to any little ghost, and Tian Gui will arrive immediately!"
Fang Xian deeply felt that Tian Gui Huang was a pure man, took the cloth strip and let Yue Ru keep it, then immediately pulled out two gourds of wine from his bag: "Come on, come on, drink this cup before leaving, it's not late!"
"Good!" Tian Gui Huang took the wine gourd, with great enthusiasm, "Listen up, little ghosts! From now on, Zhang Si Ye is my brother, Tian Gui's older brother! He's our big brother!"
The monsters followed Lao Da's lead in teasing, and it was a delightful sight. A group of monsters could be so enchanting at the summit of Shu Mountain, which is already a wonderful tale.
At this time, a group of people rushed over, making a loud noise. This is Mount Shu, so naturally there will be disciples of Mount Shu. The usual police and other extras react slower and will only appear after the main event has ended.
About fourteen or fifteen people came, all with magical instruments on their bodies, floating in and arriving. The leader, a long-haired young monk, angrily said: "How dare you, evil demon! You actually broke through the barrier of the Locking Demon Tower and speak happily here, deceiving me that Mount Shu has no one!"
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor laughed and scolded: "Where did you come from? Today I'm in a good mood, so I won't bother with you. Leave quickly!"
"Dare! Formation!!" With a loud command from the long-haired disciple, more than a dozen white-robed disciples began to form a battle formation around the demons.
"Hubris!" Fang Xian drew out the celestial sword from his waist and held it high towards the sky, "Who allowed you to recklessly arrange your formation?"
"Long-haired disciple was shocked: 'This is...the sect leader's... immortal sword...'"
The disciples were all bewildered.
A slightly foolish disciple hastily said: "Could it be, you're going to take over as the sect leader..."
"Impossible! The sect leader has already broken through the boundary, and under the heavens, there is no one who can be his match."
"Take a closer look." Fang Xian pointed at the number floating on the sword, "Twenty-seven."
The long-haired disciple was stunned, and upon closer inspection, he indeed looked twenty-seven.
The Shu Mountain divine sword is a sacred object passed down through generations of sect leaders, and only those who have been recognized by the previous generation's leader and the sword itself have the right to wield it. The numbers that appeared above have already made everything clear.
"Fall into formation..." The long-haired disciple led the disciples to float down and land in front of Fang Xian, bowing his head and saying: "Greetings to the 27th generation leader, the disciples have committed many offenses, please punish us..."
A group of disciples just bowed their heads and lost all their momentum.
"Please take responsibility for the punishment."
"Brother Tian, it seems like we've become sworn enemies."
"None of your business, none of your business." Fang Xian smiled and waved his hand, shouting at the Shu Men disciples, "Those who don't know won't be punished, but I still have to punish you. Since you disturbed my elegant drinking session with Tian Gui, then you'll be punished... Go down the mountain and buy 100 jars of wine, 100 catties of meat, and come back up. Tonight, we'll set up a banquet in the Shu Men main hall. Don't disappoint me again."
"......Master, our sect prohibits drinking and eating meat...I'm afraid it will ruin my Taoist serenity. In the past, due to Master Sutu's unique cultivation method, the master only made an exception for him."
"It doesn't matter, you can go now. The Wine Sword Immortal has already gone on a cloud journey, so there's no need to worry about him. From now on, each of you will be the Wine Sword Immortal." Fang Xian leaned in close to Long Fa's ear and whispered, "It's okay to bring back two girls, I know you've all been holding it in for a long time."
The volume is just right, and every disciple can hear it.
"......Since the master has given an order, I will naturally follow it."
He left with a group of white-robed disciples, but this time they were all flushed and fidgety.
Tian Gui Huang burst out laughing: "Brother, are you going to destroy Shu Mountain?!"
"This is to save them," Fang Xian explained, "As far as I know, the Sword Saint seems to have ascended to a... rather bloody and evil world. The aesthetics there are European-style, with extremely heavy tastes. Look at these young people, after half a day of mixing around they're already begging for immortality. That kind of ascension... going to find their ancestors among the beastmen is not as good as living a good life in this world."
"What is a Beastman?" asked Tenkaiou.
"He's got green skin and his ears and nose have been cut off, he's a beastman now."
Tian Gui Huang shuddered: "Fortunately, I didn't cultivate immortality back then..."
And so, Shu Men... changed flavor, the Xian Jian world thoroughly fell into a rhythm of collapse.
Fang Xian hugged two wives, led a group of demons and monsters into the main hall of the Xianjian Sect, sat on the position of the sect leader, and was simply like an emperor entering the palace, with wine pools and meat forests welcoming him.
The scene afterwards was a bit like the chaotic PARTY of European and American fraternities, only with all men... Of course, Fang Xian and Tian Gui Huang had women in their arms.
The monsters hadn't eaten well for many years, and now they were all going crazy. As for the Shu Mountain disciples, they had always been a bit disgusted and afraid of them, but at this time, under the indulgence of the sect leader, after drinking and eating, their minds became a bit muddled. They suddenly felt that this life was not bad either. Fang Xian only worried that this place was unfamiliar, and he couldn't bring over a few girls to get his subordinates high.
To be honest, the things in this game can still make people feel full, at least Ling'er ate a lot and wasn't hungry anymore.
After that, Tiān Guì Huáng secretly took Jiāng Wǎn ér to the back mountain. The pig-headed monster and the cow-headed monster found a corner, leaning on each other's shoulders...
Fang Xian also gave all the Shu Shan disciples a big holiday, saying that they could go down the mountain and play as they pleased, thinking that whenever they wanted to come back, they would come back. After all, he himself was not planning to come back.
A group of Mount Shu disciples floated down the mountain, drunk. A fatter disciple asked: "Senior brother, do you think this sect leader... is a bit..."
The long-haired disciple was more serious: "Since the immortal sword and Master have recognized him, there must be a reason for it. We are just mixed in the dragon suit, let's follow the leader's intention."
"Brother, how many rules have we broken tonight?"
"The master says it's nothing, then it's nothing."
"But won't this affect our cultivation progress?"
"The sect leader said that the next map for cultivating immortals would be filled with things like pig-headed monsters... If it's really like that, then this side is still better..."
"Big brother, now that you mention it, I'm a bit worried about that shepherd girl from down the mountain."
"Me too, I miss Ya Tou's mom."
Dragon Suit C: "I miss those sheep..."
……
With a full stomach and enough sleep, I'm really tired this time. Originally, I only slept for a few hours the day before, and after such a long string of things, my eyelids have already started to get intimate.
"Ling'er, Yue Ru, I'm going out to take a break." Fang Xian lay on the couch with a silly smile, "With this immortal sword in hand, victory is just around the corner."
Ling'er poured wine for Fang Xian while smiling and saying, "Brother Xian, don't exhaust yourself, let's go to sleep, I'm full too."
The moon was like a big mouth drinking wine, wanting to talk about the experience of life and death separation. As the person involved, she was the one who felt it most deeply, so she was also the one who drank the most happily. At this time, her pretty face had already turned red beyond recognition, as if she had seen through many things and broken free from many constraints. Moreover, after the passionate kiss with Fang Xian in the tower, her level of awakening had increased again.
"Save it, old man."
"True SL... No need for courtesy, Jian Sheng asked me to pass on a message - disperse the Shu Shan, there's nothing to gain."
“……”
Back at the hotel, it's already 9 pm. This day has been a real marathon, from Caoyi Huadie to successfully flipping the tower, even sitting in front of the computer playing the original game took several hours.
He was already exhausted, and after drinking so much wine, he would definitely sleep very comfortably. Before Lin Yue could say anything, he rushed to the bed, pulled out a quilt, and walked towards the sofa in the suite's living room.
"You... go ahead and play, I'm going to sleep first... see you tomorrow..."
Ling'er made a face like a ghost, with her eyes rolled up and her mouth twisted.
Lin Yue bit her teeth and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Tonight... tonight... you go to bed, okay?"
Fang Xian's mind flashed, and suddenly his face was filled with peach blossoms. He must have successfully awakened her with a kiss technique. Of course, after being separated by life and death, it seemed that they also had to entwine each other tightly once again.
Seeing Fang Xian's flirtatious expression, Lin Yue Ru turned around, her face red, and walked towards the bathroom: "I'll... take a bath first..."
Ling'er happily followed behind: "I want to wash too!"
"Others need to wash too!"
"It's late, you go to sleep first..."
Bang, the bathroom door closed.
"Girl, you're being arrogant again~" Fang Xian hummed a tune as he lay down on the bed, feeling quite pleased with himself. "What kind of rhythm is the most carefree? What kind of singing voice is the most uninhibited......"

