The First Volume of The Legend of Sword and Fairy: Zhang Wuji's Descent into Darkness

  Fortunately, when they were on the bus, the girls all fell asleep, leaning against the back of their chairs and snoring away. Only Fang Xian and the fat chef sat together, chatting with each other.

  "A dream for a thousand years..." Such a pretentious line sounds really out of place coming from the mouth of a chubby guy with acne all over his face.

  Fang Xian decided to take the opportunity to probe a bit: "Brother Fang, did your wives make it clear to you about the situation earlier?"

  "There was no need for the two girls to say more, Fang had already understood during his journey." Fang continued to look out of the window.

  "Hmm, it seems that Ye Ge or Lao Da Ye has helped you make up for your knowledge. Fang Xian asked again, "Then does Brother Fang know why I brought you here?"

  "It's just that they value Fang's culinary skills."

  "No, actually I appreciate your artistic sentiment." Fang Xian's gaze became sincere, "After the prosperity of Tang and Song poetry, there were also Yuanqu and Ming poetry. Later, in the Qing dynasty, there were some poems and songs. Apart from these, there are also modern poems and foreign poems that are blooming together. I'd like to take you over to have a look."

  His eyes suddenly lit up, and his fat eyelids couldn't hold back that spirited gaze.

  "Which would you like to hear first, Hai Zi or Ai Qing, Gorky or Petofi?"

  But Fang was busy and didn't respond, staring out the window with eyes that were still shining, and growing brighter by the second. As the bus moved forward, his neck followed, as if he was watching something.

  Following his gaze, it was a black silk stockings woman with her thighs exposed. Her appearance wasn't commendable, and the stockings seemed to be of poor quality as well. But no matter how poor the quality was, they were still black silk stockings.

  Too busy to care about poetry and lyrics, forget it.

  "Having obtained this thigh... Fang Mou has no regrets..."

  "... Fang Xian also understood that this old brother was very realistic, so he took out his computer from his bag, opened my computer, and clicked on the learning materials - English learning - traveling across America - vocabulary notes... ... in the "Songdao" folder, he chose a uniform-style action movie."

  Fang Xian patted Fang Mang on the back and turned the screen towards him: "Old brother, take a look, what is this!"

  Listening intently to that faint moaning sound, he turned his head stiffly and looked at the maple sister wearing the 01 uniform.

  "Hey bro, bring some earphones."

  After a while, Fang's busy bald head was already moist.

  Gaba.

  Square and Circle

  "Ah!" Fang was furious and shouted out loud "You've locked this young lady inside?! I, Fang, will also go in!"

  All the passengers in the car woke up and stared at Fang Xian innocently.

  Fang Xian didn't expect Peng Zi's reaction to be so big, and he quickly lowered his voice to explain: "This is a visual cultural product, similar to your opera singing, but we have filming techniques. What you see are all past events, Feng Jie has already retired."

  "Can this be?! Is this a play?!"

  "This is just an act, and I have many more acts here."

  "...the man furrowed his brow, as if he had made a major decision. 'Brother, we are like old friends at first sight, and our ancestors share the same roots. Why not become sworn brothers? We don't need to be born on the same year, month, or day, but let's die on the same year, month, and day. Let's share food and enjoy plays together.'"

  "Alright then, I'll let you watch the play, but you have to help me out."

  "Must let Brother know that Fang Mou values his culinary skills, Fang Mou has been through ups and downs all his life, has seen all the honors and disgraces, just hoping to have a good show!!"

  "Great!" Fang Xian placed the computer on Fang Mang's broad thigh. "This folder belongs to Maple sister, that one belongs to Orchid sister, and then there's Maria sister... take your time looking."

  Never in his life had he been so focused and concentrated, Abi's master can rest in peace now.

  Then Fang busy also had something to do, leaving only Fang Xian's shoulder Su Mei.

  This girl seems to have retained some of the fox's qualities, being very dishonest and always sneaking around.

  "Miss, what are your life goals?"

  "...this" Su Mei looked up and thought for half a day, "This world is too big, I want to see everything."

  "You're pursuing something too high-end." Fang Xian rummaged through his bag for half a day and pulled out a book he had been reading recently, "Critique of Pure Reason". "Girl, to understand the world, you have to start with philosophy and end with philosophy. You take a look at this first, and then we can exchange experiences."

  Su Mei took over the book and flipped through it very seriously.

  "......Miss, you're holding it upside down."

  "And look at this little person in the picture, why is it upside down?" Su Mei started flipping through again, her speed was astonishing.

  "Miss, are you looking at illustrations?"

  "Yes, others are weird symbols, how can people understand?"

  "That's right, after all, you've only been born for two days." Fang Xian hastily took back the book, it seems that he couldn't let his daughter come into contact with these things too early, it's easy to get obsessed, "Alright, in two days I'll find a children's group for you, and you can learn to recognize characters with other kids."

  "No way, I don't want to play with a little brat like you." Su Mei pouted in dissatisfaction.

  "Then you can be with me and Brother Lan and Sister Lan together, and you'll understand at that time hehe..."

  All the way, Fang was teasing Xiao Hu Li, and time passed very quickly. When the notebook was used up, the bus just arrived at the county town.

  After getting off the bus, Ling'er looked at Fang Mang in horror: "Brother Kitchen, why are your clothes all wet? Don't you have anywhere to sit?"

  "Overwhelmed with emotion, I, Fang Mou, couldn't help myself and slightly lost control. Please forgive me, younger brother and sister."

  The moon is like a lazy waist, looking around everywhere, all are migrant workers coming to make a living.

  Bus terminal, subway exit, these places always have motorcycles coming and going, the smaller the place, the more motorcycles.

  Several local mixed-race old farmers have come over with a smile.

  "What's wrong with the film crew?" asked the old peasant with a big beard.

  He looked around at the crowd of people and it really did look like they were filming a movie.

  "Fangjiacun, I estimate we'll need three cars. This fat guy might not even be able to pull one car."

  As expected, three cars were needed, and Fang was busy packing one of them like a tofu, with Yue Rulinger in one car, Fang Xiansu Mei in another, and the convoy set off towards the legendary Fangjia Village.

  After passing through various fields and wasteland, it only took 5 minutes to arrive at Fangjiacun Village, which sounded very far away.

  Mo was still quite thick-skinned and directly threw a bunch of people at Fang Xian's house gate.

  Fang Xian gazed at everyone before entering the door: "This time really be honest, my brother's heart is not good."

  After everyone reluctantly agreed, Fang Xian turned his head and was about to open the door.

  At this moment, a burly figure was pacing back and forth at the entrance of his house. Fang Xian thought it was just a passing villager, but upon closer inspection, it seemed like he was deliberately waiting for someone there.

  "What are you doing?!" Fang Xian's family territory can't be messed with, the snake's evil energy surged out, "Blocking my family's door for what?!"

  The young man turned his head and smiled foolishly: "You're Big Brother, right..."

  This sudden movement didn't matter; everyone present took a step back in shock.

  All that can be seen is the young man's square face with a pair of melancholic eyes exuding an astonishing artistic temperament. His disheveled long hair is also untamed. Apart from looking somewhat silly, he is almost identical to Zhang Si in the game.

  Ling'er was shocked and ran between Fang Xian and the young man with a big face, looking left and right: "Really?!"

  Yuè Rú zé ná le gēn shù zhī shàng qián cūn le cūn nián qīng: "zhè shì shí jì cún zài de wù zhì ma."

  Translation:

  Yuè Rú then took a branch and poked the young man forward, saying: "Is this actually existing matter?"

  Su Mei Da Xi: "Two sugar daddies, I've made a profit!"

  Within the four seas, all men are brothers!!

  Fang Xian stared at the young man, no mistake, his appearance and physique were almost identical to Zhang Si in the game, was this Fang Lian's reincarnation?!

  Seeing him, a faint sense of sadness surged out. Thinking back to those years, his face was majestic and powerful, although often ridiculed, never surpassed, that face had already made a name for itself. Back in reality, this face, although more comfortable-looking than that one, lacked some qualities, without the overbearing aura.

  Now, pirate Zhang Si is right in front of me, and with just one face, he has taken away all the glory, this is too hurtful.

  "Old... Big... Grandfather?" Fang Xian said, revealing his sole conjecture in his heart.

  "What did you say, big brother?"

  "Turtle... Immortal... Human?" Ling'er also learned from Fang Xian's tone.

  "I also watch Dragon Ball, don't joke around, sis."

  "What's wrong with you, old man?" Yue Ruru said.

  "I'm still very young."

  "Damn it!" The three men cursed in unison.

  This young man is really wronged, didn't he just wander around here, what did he provoke.

  "Big brother... I'm waiting for Fangfang here..."

  "What?" Fang Xian was puzzled, "Debt collector?"

  The young man with a square face quickly explained: "No no no, big brother you misunderstood, I am the security guard of Fang Mei's community, and I'm also an old acquaintance of Fang Mei's, after inquiring for a long time, I just found out that she had moved here, so I came to take a look."

  "Who made you call her Fang Mei?" Fang Xian's snake-like aura burst out again.

  The young man smiled foolishly and said, "That's not it, brother, you just call it."

  Fang Xian smiled: "As expected, you're a silly kid."

  The square-faced young man continued to scratch his head and smile foolishly: "Hehe, as long as you're not afraid of being stupid, just work hard, right big brother?"

  Fang Xian thought this guy was cute when he's stupid, and then asked: "Then tell me, what are you working hard for?"

  The square-faced young man smiled foolishly again, his face flushing with embarrassment.

  Fang Xian laughed and said, "You're so foolish yet you still want to pursue my sister, no wonder she avoids you."

  "Big brother, how did you know she didn't want to see me?" Fang's face was clearly shocked. "To be honest with big brother, I've been waiting here for half a day already, but Fangfang just won't see me, and she doesn't answer my calls or respond to my texts..."

  "She must have her own difficulties." Fang Xian shook his head and asked, "By the way, you little brat's face is full of majesty, with a heroic aura between your eyebrows, why do you want to chase after my ugly sister with a pockmarked face?"

  "Big brother, you can't talk like that!!" Fang's round face was obviously angry again, "Fang Fang is not bad-looking at all! She's also honest, how can you call her ugly sister?!"

  "Haha!" Fang Xian laughed heartily, "You want to marry my sister and take her back as your daughter-in-law? Silly boy, you two are really a match made in heaven."

  The square-faced young man was stunned this time. The IQ of the high-ranking person in front of him far exceeded his own, and had already reached the level of mind-reading.

  "Alright, come with me, I'll help you check her out." Fang Xian patted the young man's shoulder.

  "Thank you so much, big brother!! One look at big brother and I can tell he's a good person!"

  "Cut to the chase, by the way, what should I call you?"

  "My older brother called me Xiao Si and everyone else followed suit."

  "May I ask your honorable surname?"

  "Changing one's surname to Zhang."

  "Day"!