Chapter 27: Teasing Sima Youlan

  Wei Ye himself had a very bad habit, that is, he couldn't see beautiful women. As long as he saw a beautiful woman, he would forget where he was.

  After two days of good care, Wang Weiye has now fully recovered from his illness and is no longer as weak as when he first woke up. He also got familiar with Sima Youlan over the past two days, but this mouth of his isn't honest at all, always trying to take advantage in conversations.

  Today, Wang Weiye opened his mouth to speak and again offended the young and beautiful female doctor in front of him. Sima Youlan heard Wang Weiye's words and almost fainted from anger.

  Wang Weiye saw Sima Youlan standing beside his bed, doing nothing. Although he couldn't get out of bed, Wang Weiye could now lean against the headboard and talk without staring at the ceiling with both eyes.

  These two days, Wang Weiye has suffered greatly. The hatred in Sima Youlan's heart has not dissipated yet. Originally, one injection of anti-inflammatory medicine per day would have been enough, but she increased the dosage and gave it to Wang Weiye twice. Moreover, Sima Youlan also repeatedly said that in order for Wang Weiye to recover as soon as possible, she added two more injections of placental extract.

  Every day, as soon as Sima Youlan gave Wang Weiye an injection, Wang Weiye would shout and yell like a pig being slaughtered, making Sima Youlan so angry that she was furious. She had never seen a man who was so afraid of injections before.

  Just after getting the shot, Wang Weiye immediately forgot about his previous behavior. He was so bored that he started talking nonsense to Sima Youlan in a hoarse voice: "Damn, how did you become so beautiful? You're even more beautiful than my wife! We've been together for so long and I still don't know the name of my benefactor? Can you tell me your name, brother? It can't be that every day I'm calling you 'sister' or 'auntie', right?"

  Originally intending to rest, Sima Youlan heard Wang Weiye speaking to her with an unclean mouth, and Sima Youlan was extremely angry: "Stinky rascal, put some cleanliness in your mouth. Why should I tell you my name? Every day when you're getting injections, aren't you always calling me 'older sister' this and 'older sister' that? Then just call me 'older sister'!"

  Originally, Wang Wei Ye was just looking for trouble, and when Sima You Lan didn't tell him her name, he wasn't angry, but instead started teasing her. He said: "Calling you 'big sister' is a sign of respect for you, if you don't tell me your name, it means your name must be unpleasant to hear, otherwise you wouldn't not tell me. Now let brother me guess, what's your name? Hmm, are you called... Ya Dan? This name doesn't sound good. Is it Er Ya? That's not right either, I still don't know where you rank in your family. Then it must be Zhao Di? It's possible. Forget it, I won't call you by your name anymore. Since we've already had a close relationship and you saved my life, I'll learn from the ancients and offer myself to you as a wife. From now on, I'll just call you 'wife'. This sounds good and is easy to say. Do you have a partner now? If you do, then you should get rid of them for me. Starting today, I, Wang Wei Ye, am your man. Once I recover from my illness, I'll immediately take you home to meet my mom, and tell her that I've found another daughter-in-law for her, one who is as beautiful as a plate.

  Simayoulan had already heard Wang Weiye's foul language and was extremely unhappy. But then she heard Wang Weiye, on his sickbed, giving her ridiculous names, and those earthy names had already infuriated her. Before she could even speak to refute him, she then heard that stinky rascal, extremely shamelessly, say that she had already become intimate with him and directly called her "wife". He also said, in a very overbearing manner, that from now on she was his woman, and still a little wife, which finally made Simayoulan's lungs explode.

  Simar Youlan, who had never been in contact with society before, had never seen anyone like Wang Weiye. Now she was so angry that her whole body was shaking and she couldn't speak a complete sentence. "...you...you...shameless, who...who is your wife...you...my man. You stinky rascal, when you recover from your illness, I'll let my brother beat you until you're toothless, see if you dare to spout nonsense in front of me again, with a mouth full of crap."

  Wang Weiye couldn't help but burst out laughing as soon as he heard the stinky girl's words, and her brother beat him up so badly that he was left searching for his teeth on the ground. However, this laughter caused his injuries to act up again, and he was drenched in sweat from the pain. But this rascal had already lost all sense of shame, and his thug-like temper flared up. He immediately turned to Sima Youlan and said: "I've never heard of anyone daring to hit me so badly that I'd be left searching for my teeth on the ground! You stinky girl, listen up - if you let your brother get caught by me, I'll pull out every single one of his teeth, and if I don't, then my name 'Wang' will be written upside down!"

  Simayoulan heard Wang Weiye call her a stinky girl and bully her, so she was immediately angered by Wang Weiye and cried. While wiping away tears, she sobbed and said: "You are a stinky rascal, I won't talk to you anymore."

  When Wang Weiye's temper flares up, he doesn't care if Sima Youlan is pretty or not. He pretends not to see her crying and says: "Stinky girl, how do you know I'm a thug? Are you a tapeworm in my belly? Tell me, what's your brother's name? Where is he? Once I've taken care of things here, I'll go find him. Dammit, anyone who dares to mess with me in the Northeast will be torn apart and thrown into the Songhua River to feed the fish."

  "What? You...you...are really a hooligan? How many people have you killed? I'll report to the people here and let them catch you and shoot you." Sima Youlan was startled when she heard that Wang Weiye was a hooligan murderer. So, she stopped crying and began to interrogate Wang Weiye like those police in movies. She forgot that this was a secret military base and also forgot what her father had told her.

  When Sima Youlan was mentioned, the people here would have him shot. Wang Weiye couldn't help but laugh in his heart, and since he had nothing better to do, he started teasing: "Stinky girl, you really want to know how many people I've killed? Alright, hurry up and pour me a glass of water, and I'll tell you one by one."

  Simayoulan didn't expect that this thug would confess so quickly. She immediately poured a cup of water from the thermos, sat down beside Wang Weiye's bed and fed him water with a spoon, one drop at a time. She also didn't forget to interrogate him, saying: "After you finish drinking the water, you must honestly tell me everything. Our party's policy is leniency for those who confess, severity for those who resist."

  Wang Weiye finished drinking the water and licked his lips with his tongue. He had just been angered by Sima Youlan's words, and he immediately said to Sima Youlan: "Stinky girl, do you know what it means to be lenient on those who confess? Let me tell you, being lenient on those who confess means you have to sit in prison until the end. Resisting severely, a hooligan can go home for the New Year. However, since you gave me water to drink, I'll let you listen. You're sitting in the chair, don't get scared and pee your pants after hearing this."

  Wang Weiye saw the beautiful Sima Youlan sit down, and he started talking nonsense, saying: "It's said that in the autumn of 1960, a thunderbolt came from the sky, and a man was born who would grow up to be considered by all women as handsome, elegant, refined, and charming. He was born into a happy family in Harbin, and this person would later be known by everyone as 'Killing God', the legendary 'Little Wang Flying Knife, never missing a shot'..."

  An hour had passed, and Sima Youlan was deeply attracted to the story told by Wang Weiye. But Wang Weiye's nonsense made him spit stars all over the sky, making his mouth dry and tongue parched. He hadn't even reached the part about when he was ten years old, but his stomach had already started rebelling. He changed the subject: "The matter will be left here for now, I'm hungry, future wife, go get me something to eat, tomorrow I'll continue telling you."

  At the height of her interest, Wang Weiye made an untimely remark, teasing Sima Youlan with his words. This enraged Sima Youlan to the point where she couldn't find north anymore. Now Sima Youlan was so furious that she wished she could strangle the scoundrel lying in bed immediately and leave this maddening sickroom at once. The shameless murderer even dared to take advantage of her before his death, brazenly claiming that she was his fiancée.

  Simmering with rage, she stood up, her almond-shaped eyes blazing. Pointing at Wang Weiye's nose, a torrent of abuse burst forth from her small mouth, like the machine gun on an airplane, each bullet-like word flying straight at Wang Weiye: "You stinking scoundrel, murderer! You really have no shame, daring to flirt with women even when you're about to die. Now that you've fallen into my hands, I'll make you understand the severity of your situation. Your crimes are unforgivable, and you won't be able to escape punishment. Hmph! Do you think I'd let you...?"

  Simayoulan still wanted to continue scolding, but the door of the ward was pushed open and three people walked in from outside. Wang Weiye saw that it was Deputy Minister Zhao and Dr. Sima.

  As soon as Zhao Jianfeng and the others walked to the door of the ward, they had already heard the conversation between Wang Weiye and Sima Youlan. When they came in, they saw Wang Weiye leaning on the hospital bed, with a noticeable improvement in his complexion. And Sima Youlan was standing by Wang Weiye's bedside, her face red with anger, scolding Wang Weiye loudly. But no matter how they looked at it, these two people didn't seem to be quarreling, but rather like a loving couple teasing each other.

  Zhao Jianfeng couldn't help but laugh to himself, thinking that Wang Weiye was really interesting. Despite being injured like this, he still had the heart to tease a young girl. Zhao Jianfeng didn't want to get involved in their personal affairs, so as he walked away, he smiled at Wang Weiye and said: "Comrade Wang, how are you feeling now? Is your wound still painful?"

  "Thank you, Captain, for your concern. I'm much better now and have regained my strength. It's embarrassing to have caused you so much worry." The current Wang Weiye was completely different from the one who had just teased Sima Youlan, he answered Zhao Jianfeng's question very seriously.

  "Haha......, it's great that you can recover so quickly. The headquarters and the military district chiefs are very concerned about you. I'll go make a phone call now to report your recovery situation to the chiefs, then wait for me to come back and give you the good news."

  Simayoulan saw the military commander, so concerned about that stinky vagrant and murderer, she felt a little uncomfortable in her heart. She immediately pulled her old dad to one side and carefully asked: "Dad, quickly tell me, what is the origin of that mysterious stinky vagrant and murderer? Why does the military commander care about him?"

  Simarui heard that his beloved daughter said that Wang Weiye, who was leaning on the sickbed, was a mysterious drifter and murderer, and he felt very strange in his heart.

  That young man leaning on the hospital bed is a man with a great background. How did he become a killer in just two days?

  Simarui looked at his beloved daughter, then turned back to look at Wang Weiye, who was talking to the military district chief. He immediately understood that it must be Wang Weiye who had just bullied his beloved daughter.

  Because Sima Liang knew that the treasure of his family, this precious daughter, was excellent in all aspects and her charm was particularly attractive to men. Any man who saw her couldn't help but reveal a lustful expression.

  Simmering in his heart, Sima Lian thought: Ah, young man, you've brought this upon yourself, so don't blame others for plotting against you. Looking at the past two days, with phone calls constantly coming in to inquire about the situation, this handsome young fellow is quite good-looking and has a decent background, making him a suitable match for his precious daughter. Haha...

  Simayoulan never thought that her casual question would find a buyer for her medically obsessed father. If there was such a thing as regret medicine in this world, she would use up ten years of her life to exchange it, and exchange the best kind.