Chapter 26 is too ridiculous

  Hu Zhiqiang's 'exposure' of panic, Hu Zhiyong laughed uncontrollably.

  "Second brother, do you think I'd kill you? Your third brother wouldn't commit fratricide! Here, this is my modified box cannon, it's like a submachine gun! I won't give you too much silver, here's a check for 10,000 taels. Remember your brother's words, and I hope to have the chance to meet your sister-in-law someday."

  Hu Zhiqiang let out a sigh of relief, took over the check and gun, and said emotionally: "Take good care of your mother!"

  "Don't worry, I'll wait until her 'legs' are fine and send her to Country M! Second brother, have you seen second sister after coming back?"

  What Hu Zhiyong said was Shi Yinshi's second daughter, Shi Yinhua. Hu Zhiqiang felt embarrassed and shook his head: "I'm already married, how can I go see her again?"

  "Since you've abandoned her, don't mind if I take her in?" Hu Zhiyong smiled with relish: "Both sisters are lovely, and I'd love to have a pair of phoenixes!"

  "Nonsense! Even if Second Uncle agreed with you, they wouldn't all choose you!" Hu Zhiqiang looked at his shameless third brother and was truly speechless.

  "Didn't you agree with me?" Hu Zhiyong held his belly and laughed loudly: "I dare to bet, either I'll marry all of them back home, or I won't want any of them!" Hu Zhiyong patted his second brother's shoulder: "When I get married, I'll definitely bring my sister-in-law back to drink at the wedding."

  "Alright, it's settled!" Little Wang sent Hu Zhiqiang off. Only then did Hu Zhiyong stretch his waist and yawn, saying: "Damn, I'm so tired, time to sleep!"

  Hu Feng waited until Hu Zhiyong fell asleep, and both of them soon entered a dreamland.

  The next day, Hu Zhiyong, who was used to getting up early, opened his eyes at more than 5 o'clock and quietly got out of bed to go to the hospital. His mother's face turned pale, looking at her son and saying: "Our Baoyun Mountain apples are delicious, do you have any now?"

  "Mother, don't say it's an apple, I'll give you the 'flesh' on my son's body!" Hu Zhiyong drove away the silver dragon that had been guarding for a night and said to Shi Yinpeng sisters: "Today I want to announce something, please agree with me!"

  "Us?" Shi Yiping was stunned.

  "Alright!" Hu Zhiyong took out two exquisite diamond rings and put them on Shi Yinping and Shi Yinhua's fingers: "Okay, remember, I'll marry you both at the same time in two years!"

  "Humother endured the pain and smiled: 'Son, aren't you afraid that your third uncle will beat your butt to a pulp?'"

  "Mom, these two beautiful sisters can't be given to another man at a discount! Eldest sister, second sister, if you're not willing, take off the ring and throw it away. If you agree to my proposal, come here and do this!"

  Hu Zhiyong pointed to his cheeks, shamelessly leaning his head between the two "girls". The mischievous look of her son made his mother laugh so hard that tears came out. Shi Yin Hua was initially shy, but when she saw that face right in front of her, she swallowed it up and left a red lip print!

  Shi Yinping saw her sister take the lead, hugging Hu Zhiyong's head and kissing him. Hu's mother was shocked, her mouth wide open, her eyes almost bulging out of their sockets. The Shi sisters looked at each other, their faces flushing red as they ran out of the hospital room.

  "Is this... a joke?" How could Mrs. Hu have thought that the Shi family sisters would really agree to her son's proposal?

  "Mom, if you're eager to hold your grandson, I'll discuss with Third Uncle to get married now!" Hu Zhiyong said with a smile: "Still sore? Your daughter-in-law is also a good 'medicine'."

  People are like that, idle and thinking wildly. Hu Mu nodded, feeling no pain at all. Shi Yinshi walked into the ward, looking at the triumphant San Shao and said: "Too ridiculous, you dare to propose to my two 'daughters' at the same time?"

  "Third Uncle, my two sisters are like flowers and jade. If they marry someone else, you won't get any benefits. But if they both marry me, then in the future, Second Sister's children will be considered part of your Shi family, right?" Hu Zhiyong's thick-skinned face was still full of pride as he faced Third Uncle Shi Yinshi.

  "Really?" Shi Yinshi was really moved. The three unfilial acts are the greatest, and his Shi family really didn't have a son to inherit. But he wasn't at ease, looking at Hu Zhiyong and saying: "No matter who gives birth to a son, the first one must be given to me!"

  "It's a deal!" Hu Zhiyong stretched out his hand and slapped it onto Shi Yinsi's palm: "Once my mother's leg is better, I'll get the engagement ceremony done first."

  "Damn it!" Shi Yinshi looked at Hu's wife on the 'bed': "Sister, this is your own son who was born, and he actually calculated me!"

  This scene, Hu's mother would never have thought of it. The Shi family sisters fell in love with Hu Zhiyong at the same time, and his third uncle actually agreed to the marriage. She was shocked, lying on the "bed" as if she had fainted. In the end, she burst into loud sobs.

  Hu Zhiyong panicked, and Shi Yinsi was also frightened and quickly said: "Sister-in-law, I made a mistake, don't mind."

  "Third Uncle, I'm so happy!" Hu's mother wiped away a tear and smiled with tears in her eyes: "Son, you must treat her sister well."

  "Mom, I can't hold onto it all day and night, can I?" Hu Zhiyong saw his mother's excitement and actually dared to speak loudly in front of Third Uncle.

  "Haha!" Mrs. Hu was suddenly amused and burst out laughing.

  "Shut up!" Shi Yinshi glared at Hu Zhiyong: "Believe it or not, I'll beat you up right now? Get out, I want to talk to your mother!"

  Hu Zhiyong made a weird face, sticking out his tongue and running out of the ward. Hu's mother looked at her son's back, her eyes unable to come back.

  "Sister-in-law, aren't you curious? To be honest, I'm curious about everything he does, but can't explain it. At first, I suspected him, and I believe you won't misrecognize your own son."

  "The person hasn't changed, but his character has! I can hardly believe it! San Shu, this child was foolish for eighteen years, and now he's suddenly changed, I thought I was dreaming. Alas, if his father were to see this day, he would probably smile and pass away." Hu Mu's tears flowed again.

  "Eldest sister, let's get their marriage settled as soon as possible. I'm worried about the two girls..." Shi Yinshi couldn't help but worry. The two 'girls' never returned home, surrounding Hu Zhiyong day and night.

  "You choose a date, and after I get out of bed, we'll hold the wedding for them." Hu Mu also agreed with Shi Yinshi's opinion. Thinking about what had just happened, two "girls" actually dared to kiss a man at the same time, which left her speechless.

  "Sister-in-law, let's hold the wedding first, so her sisters can also come to serve you. Besides, I want to have a grandson as soon as possible. How about we set the wedding on December 26th?" Shi Yinshi had already known the concerns of his two 'daughters', and since things couldn't be turned back, he might as well just go along with it.

  "What's the hurry?" Madam Hu thought for a moment: "The children have all grown up, it's better to ask for their opinions."

  "What nonsense!" Shi Yinshi scolded with a smile: "My daughter and your son have been living in the same courtyard for a long time, haven't you seen their behavior? Even if we don't care about them, I don't believe they will object to us taking charge!"

  Shi Yiping knew that her father was going to hold a wedding for her on the 26th of the twelfth lunar month, so she excitedly ran to the hospital at noon and pulled Hu Zhiyong out. Who would have thought that San Shao's eyes widened and he said: "Get married? There is one thing I haven't discussed with you two yet, if you can agree, I can take both of you home."

  "You——" Shi Yiping was thrilled when she was suddenly drenched with a basin of cold water, and her mood dropped instantly: "You say!"

  Hu Zhiyong sneered and crawled up to her ear, whispering softly. Shi Yinpeng's face turned red, as red as an apple in September.

  "This is ridiculous, how can you even think of such a thing?"

  Hu Zhiyong chuckled and shook his head, saying: "You don't know what it's like to marry an old wife? Do you want me to run around until I'm exhausted? This is called killing two birds with one stone, better than shooting from both sides!"

  Hu Zhiyong said shamelessly: "If you agree, we'll get married by the end of the year. If not, let's talk about it two years later!"

  "I——" Shi Yiping couldn't bring herself to say it. This was too embarrassing!

  "Haha, I'm telling you, big sister, you're not as straightforward as second sister. Don't believe me? I guarantee she'll be the first to agree with me!" Hu Zhiyong used his 'persistent' method, and Shi Yiping really believed him.

  "Just go, as long as she agrees!" Shi Yiping didn't dare stay here any longer and hastily covered her burning face with her sleeve before running away.

  "Little girl, still shy in the back." Hu Zhiyong hummed a little tune as he walked towards the ward, suddenly remembering that song about his sister sitting at the bow of the boat.

  Sister you sit on the boat, brother walks on the shore.

  Soft and gentle, swaying gently.

  Little sister I'm on the boat, big brother you're walking on the shore.

  Our love is our own.

  Swinging gently on the swing, swinging gently on the swing.

  You knock your head on the ground with each step, without any other plea.

  Just holding hands with my sister

  Walking side by side with you.

  Sister you sit on the boat, brother walks on the shore.

  Soft and gentle, swaying gently.

  Little sister I'm on the boat, big brother you're walking on the shore.

  Our love is our own.

  Swinging gently on the swing, swinging gently on the swing.

  Your sweat drips all the way, while tears flow in my heart.

  Only wish the sun sets in the western mountain valley.

  Let me give you a big kiss!

  The singing was like a ghost wailing, really unbearable to listen to. Unexpectedly, the nurses, doctors and patients in the hospital all ran out to listen. Everyone was laughing, wondering if Hu Zhiyong had gotten sick again.

  "Unbelievable, is this for real?" Hu Zhiyong shook his head and closed his eyes, letting out a loud wail. When he opened them again, he was startled. Over 100 people listened in a trance-like state, as if they were appreciating a world-class music concert.

  "Third Master, another one!"

  "Sounds good, who's singing?"

  "Sisters-in-law, is this more exciting than hugging your old man?" Hu Zhiyong's chatter never runs out, and the group of female nurses burst into laughter.

  "Third Master, the old man on the kang only knows how to bully us, and being too kind is also boring. I heard your song was great, come on, sing another one! Everyone, let's give Third Master a round of applause!" The head nurse was a smooth talker, and she immediately stirred up everyone to ask Hu Zhiyong to sing another song.

  "Okay, I'll give everyone a duet of fireworks for two people."

  Your love is so much

  How could it be unclear what happened to him?

  Whoever separates will escape

  Don't get too caught up

  Your love is more than all the people in a big city

  I can also tolerate 'lustful' me

  Sometimes small mistakes

  Let it be like this wave

  Friction belongs to the foam of memories

  I don't know you well enough

  Maybe I'm just overthinking things

  The one who loves you most is me

  Otherwise, how can you ask me?

  Otherwise, how could I go through thick and thin?

  Whatever you say is wrong

  The one you love most is me

  Almost got out of hand

  But brings fireworks that belong to us two

  So beautiful I'm speechless

  A person is cheerful

  Two people is life

  Two people are lonely

  Why don't we be lonely together?

  Ice 'violent' dissolves in a most sincere flash

  So many roads have been walked through

  How can I bear to abandon you

  The song was sometimes whispered quietly, and sometimes it was high-pitched and passionate. After the song ended, the hospital's square was surrounded by a sea of people. Hu Zhiyong had never seen such an array before, and he was so scared that he lifted his clothes and ran into the ward with his head in his arms.

  "Third Young Master, I didn't think you had this trick up your sleeve!" Stone Silverflower burst in, laughing loudly as he bent down.

  "This is called being pleased to forget one's shape!" Hu Zhiyong loosened his clothes, put his hands on his neck and rubbed: "Sorry, I really forgot something big. Huo Feng, bring the movie camera, let's show a movie for everyone tonight!"