Wu Pen's work is perfect, Perfect Brother-in-law 30th episode Cow Brother

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  The county government gives people a sense of oldness.

  The county magistrate is like flowing water, and the county government is like an iron house. In the past three to five years, there has been a new county magistrate every few years, who finishes his work and leaves, none of whom want to spend their own money, letting the next magistrate enjoy the benefits. So even if the county magistrate is corrupt, the county government remains old and shabby. Of course, if the county government is too new, it will be perceived by the people as a sign that the county magistrate is corrupt.

  So, with economic benefits and reputation added, the originally majestic county government office is almost becoming a dangerous house.

  The catchers shouted loudly, and you could feel the tiles on the roof trembling, as if they were about to fall off at any moment.

  The county magistrate who came out was a triangular face with high cheekbones on both sides. "Daring to be defiant, what's the fight about? ...... Hmm, isn't this Yan Wuxing's nephew, are you here to handle the procurement of medicinal materials for the Eagle Yang Prefecture?"

  Magistrate Zhang noticed Yan Wu Xing and stepped down from his seat, asking:

  Yan Wuxing clanged his armor and cupped his fists, saying: "Wuxing has met County Magistrate Zhang. I indeed came to handle the procurement of medicinal materials for the Eagle Yang Prefecture, but before entering the county city, I heard about the murder case and saw them fighting, so I captured them and brought them back to County Magistrate Zhang."

  "Oh, thank you, County Magistrate Yan. I will make sure to give them a fair trial." County Magistrate Zhang was wearing a wide-sleeved official robe, and as he moved, the two wide sleeves fluttered up.

  "Huh? Isn't this Zhong's Junxiucai? Has Junxiucai been beaten?" Magistrate Zhang asked in surprise.

  Yan Wuxing pointed at Cheng Yaoguang and said, "He is this man's accomplice."

  An old peasant weakly said: "It's Junxiu who is being bullied..."

  He is a relative of San Dan.

  Yan Wuxing glared coldly: "Can't I see clearly? Hmph!"

  The farmer immediately shut up in fright.

  Kao Wu looked at Yan Wu Xing with a strange expression, this person seemed to be targeting Cheng Yaojin.

  Magistrate Zhang waved his hand and sat back in his seat, beginning the inquiry.

  The case is simple, starting from the three eggs' family cow falling into the field ditch, to the three eggs' family hitting the old egg head, and then Ao Wu coming on stage to hit people. The three eggs' family cow broke its leg, and the three eggs were beaten until their face was paralyzed, obviously the losing side in this case. If we want to investigate the crimes of the old egg head's family, let's start with the cow. Cows are good helpers for farming and belong to objects protected by the national government. The life of a cow is even more important than that of a person. Now, the old egg head pushed down the cow, causing it to break its leg and unable to go down to the field, which is equivalent to disabling the cow. If we count this as a crime, it would be considered a serious offense.

  Fighting and quarreling in front of a cow is considered a minor offense.

  "County magistrate, I didn't push the cow, I had already walked ahead and only heard afterwards that the cow slipped into the field ditch!" Old Gao waved his hand and cried injustice.

  "Nonsense! San Dan said you were walking behind and pushed the cow's buttocks, that's why it fell!" a peasant stood out to accuse.

  Magistrate Zhang slapped his desk and shouted: "Silence! Old fellow, was there anyone else present who saw this?"

  "No." The old man shook his head dejectedly.

  "If there's no proof, then you're just talking nonsense. The cow was pushed by you, do you know your crime?" County Magistrate Zhang's face turned stern, his dignity intimidating.

  Lao Weng's head was very impressed with County Magistrate Zhang's set of words, and was so frightened that his dark face turned pale.

  "County Magistrate Zhang, neither of the three families could find any witnesses to prove that it was my grandfather who pushed over the cow. He's just talking nonsense." Ao Wu stood up and said, "Both families are just talking nonsense, which will make it difficult for County Magistrate to judge the case. I have a question to ask. A yellow cow weighs as much as 800 catties, with four legs standing firmly like Mount Tai, while my grandfather is an old weak man weighing only 80 catties. How could he possibly push over the cow? Moreover, it's unreasonable for someone to go and push over a cow when they have nothing better to do after eating their fill."

  Magistrate Zhang was taken aback, it indeed didn't make sense.

  "Who said that? It was him who pushed, I'm thinner than your grandfather and can push it, how come he can't?" A mummy with a three-egg-sized head walked in.

  Although San Dan was beaten by Ao Wu and looked very miserable, he was only injured on the surface and not seriously hurt. After being bandaged, he rushed to the county government office.

  Kao Wu looked at him: "You can push, but you should try it out first to prove it."

  Three eggs and one daze, biting his teeth, agreed to come down.

  "Alright, since you all agree on this method of proof, I, the county magistrate, will fulfill your wishes. Bring in a cow." Magistrate Zhang agreed.

  After half an hour, the catcher brought over a yellow cow.

  "This cow is much thinner than the one at San Dan Jia's house!" Lao Gengtou shouted out.

  This cow is indeed thin, an ordinary adult cow weighs over 800 catties, this one looks like it's only over 600 catties. It seems that the county government is biased towards the San Dan family.

  "This cow is obviously as big as ours, have you gone blind?" San Dan retorted.

  Lao Gengtou still wanted to argue with him, Ao Wu held Lao Gengtou and said to San Dan: "Let me see."

  He walked past in the cold laughter of San Dan, and actually hid a needle between his fingers, which was the smallest one in his set of flying knives.

  His hand lightly stroked the cow's body, and the needle between his fingers pierced into the position of the cow's neck, a stream of spiritual energy entered the cow's body.

  No one noticed Ao Wu's movement, his needle flew out quickly, and the cow didn't react at all.

  "Even if this cow has lost some weight, it's still impossible for San Dan to push it over, right, Old Master?" Ao Wu said as he walked away.

  The old man's face showed an unwilling expression.

  Three eggs sneered and said: "Good, since you agreed, now let's try. My cow was pushed down on the edge of the field ditch, we should put the cow by the water ditch!"

  "Alright." Magistrate Zhang agreed.

  The crowd pulled the cow out of the hall, in front of a water ditch in the courtyard. The cow stood beside it, and San Dan rubbed his fists, under Zhang County's order, he stretched out both hands against the cow's waist and pushed with force.

  Just let the cow move one step, it will kick its foot into the air and fall into the ditch, which proves that the old ox is pushing.

  Everyone thinks it's impossible to knock over a cow, can't even push it one step?

  But a miracle happened, three eggs used all their strength and still couldn't push the cow one step from the side.

  As if the cow's feet had taken root.

  "Third Egg, you forgot that Old Ginger was pushed from behind!" Fat Wife reminded.

  Three eggs looked at the position of the cow and the water ditch, which was very close and not straight. If the cow took two steps, it might have fallen into the ditch by itself.

  He ran to the back of the cow and pushed it.

  Kao Wu was taken aback, this is himself going to seek death.

  He infused the cow's body with spiritual energy, and with a wisp of divine consciousness, it split into four strands of spiritual energy that locked onto the cow's four legs, rendering even the strongest efforts of the three eggs unable to budge the cow an inch.

  Now three eggs actually ran to the back of the butt, isn't this an opportunity for Ao Wu to play a dirty trick?

  "Get out of here!" Three Eggs slapped two Buddha-like palms on Niu Ge's buttocks.

  A cow's buttocks swat flies in a similar way, and with one swipe on San Dan's face.

  Bang!

  A black line was drawn on Namo's face.

  The mummy's exterior is all wounds, what pain!

  "At that time, I was still pulling in front!" Fat wife hurriedly went over to pull the cow rope.

  The cow won't budge.

  Three eggs were in a hurry, not only did they use their hands to push, but also used their hands to slap the cow's buttocks.

  Kaiwu's divine consciousness stirred.

  The ox kicked its hind legs backward.

  San Egg was completely unguarded, he only knew to push with all his might, the cow's leg kicked him right in the middle of his two legs.

  Balala...

  There was a faint sound of something breaking.

  Only to see San Dan's body suddenly stiffen, his face twisted and turned purple, and then his body slanted to the side.

  The onlookers were stunned.

  The fat woman in front didn't notice and was still pulling the cow with all her might.

  After three eggs fell to the ground four or five breaths later, the cow seemed to have been really pulled by the fat woman in front and walked two steps forward.

  "Look, the cow is gone, the cow is gone, it's...it's..." Fat wife suddenly couldn't speak anymore.

  The cow took its third step, one foot stepped into empty space, and with a loud crash, it fell into the ditch.

  At this time, Fei Po also saw San Dan lying on the ground.

  "Ah, San Dan, what's wrong with you?" Fat Ma rushed over, "Quickly, I'll take you to see the doctor!"

  "Slow down!" Ao Wu stopped him and said, "County magistrate, you also saw that this cow can't be pushed into the ditch by pushing from behind. If it's pulled from the front, it will be led astray and fall into the ditch instead. So, San Danjia's cow wasn't pushed by my grandfather, but was led into the ditch by San Dan!"

  Although this evidence is not very comprehensive and not quite correct, it was agreed by San Dan himself and there is no other evidence, so the county magistrate cannot deny it.

  "Since San Dan himself led the cow into the field ditch, Lao Gengtou is innocent." The county magistrate ruled.

  The words made Lao Gou's face reveal a joyful expression.

  The fat woman turned pale.

  "Magistrate, this cow has also broken its leg!" The catcher pulled the cow out of the ditch and found that it couldn't stand up, so he hastily said.

  Magistrate Zhang's face turned green. This was one of the witnesses he had brought in, and now he too had broken his leg. The crime would have to be thoroughly investigated, and it would all come down on the magistrate's head.

  His face turned serious and he said: "Three eggs from one family have been smashed in a row, the crime is even more severe!"

  This is shifting all the blame onto San Dan Tou's head.

  The fat woman's face turned even whiter, and San Dan, who was still awake, fainted at this time.

  "Haha, I knew it, my father and mother are innocent..." Cheng Yaojin opened his bloody big mouth and burst out laughing.

  Yan Wuxing snorted coldly: "The cow wasn't knocked down by the old man, but the crime of fighting isn't included here."

  He finished speaking and looked at County Magistrate Zhang.

  Magistrate Zhang realized that Yan Wu's actions were intentional.

  Otherwise, in this ancient moral and legal parallel, crimes related to filial piety would be reduced or even ignored.

  He smiled and asked: "What does General Yan think should be done?"

  "The previous emperor had already established laws and decrees. Those who commit crimes of disloyalty and immorality shall be punished with flogging." Yan Wu Xing said.

  Magistrate Zhang nodded: "Alright, the principal offender will be beaten with 30 heavy blows of the rod, and the accomplice will be beaten with 10 heavy blows of the rod."

  Xian Yanwu did not raise any objections, and County Magistrate Zhang knew he had agreed.

  Kao Wu stepped forward and said: "I'm the one who hit San Egg, I'm the main culprit."

  Cheng Yaojin stepped forward and said: "I'm the real culprit."

  "He is the main culprit." Yan Wu Xing pointed at Cheng Yaojin.

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