Section 12 with human waste assault team

  Li De and Hepner walked deeper into the forest, which was the southernmost part of the Taiga Forest, where there were oil pines and white birches everywhere. Several people crossed the quiet forest path, skipped over a small stream, and heard laughter coming from ahead. Li De heard the sound of wind above his head, and a mountain goblin-like person fell down from the tree and stood in front of them.

  "Halt, password!" The mountain goblin's dark face twitched with white teeth, Popov's submachine gun pointed directly at the leader.

  The Kalmyk man took the lead, blocking the leader's way, grabbing the muzzle of the submachine gun and pulling it into his chest, while stumbling underfoot, Shan Mai fell to the ground, and Popov's submachine gun was in the hands of the Kalmyk man.

  "Get up." He let out a loud shout and threw the gun at him: "Fortunately, it was me. If it were GRU or KGB, you would have been dead long ago."

  The GRU is the intelligence agency of the Soviet General Staff, their operatives are on a par with the famous KGB.

  Kalmukov moved forward, with Lidder and Hepburn and the subalterns close behind him, to guard against paratroops from the treetops.

  Through a birch forest, I saw several people dressed as mountain elves, frolicking and playing, among them a female voice was particularly eye-catching, not because her voice was especially pleasant to listen to, but because of its content: "Rapist, you're like a woman, soft and weak. In two days you'll be going onto the battlefield to kill people, not to become a prostitute. I really wonder how you managed to flirt with female air force auxiliary personnel."

  "You, son of a bitch, kick your legs higher. With just this little talent, you dare to break the head of Lianzhang? And you, this Belarusian scum, dared to seduce a German nurse. If you don't train properly, I'll parachute you into Leningrad."

  "Thieves, even when trained, are always looking at other people's pockets. And you, Grubbs, you damn homosexual, where are your eyes looking? Still peeking at people's crotches... You scum... Leader? Is that really you, Leader?" Li De walked out from behind a large tree, and Renya was shocked by the unexpected sight.

  Living up to her reputation as a special agent, she quickly calmed down and had several mountain goblins do push-ups, which were also crawling under her feet and lifting their dirty faces.

  Li De smiled and stood in front of her, quietly looking at her. Rania saluted the commander-in-chief with a mischievous military salute: "Reporting to the Commander-in-Chief, Lieutenant Rania, instructor of the Kalmyk assault team, is currently training, please instruct."

  Li De shook his head, pursed his lips, and gazed at her with narrowed eyes. His right eyelid twitched a few times as he stared at her motionlessly until she looked back at him steadily, then lowered her head.

  Heppner coughed lightly and had Rennya assemble the personnel for the Supreme Leader's inspection.

  Rania shook her hair and ran a few steps before jumping onto a large rock, pulling out a whistle and blowing it rhythmically. A small group of people rushed out of the wooden house in the distance, some running while putting on their clothes, others hopping on one foot while putting boots on the other. In less than two minutes, a row of people stood crookedly in front of her. The few mountain goblins also got up from the ground and joined the ranks.

  Rania jumped down from the stone and stood at the forefront, shouting loudly: "The Kalmyk assault team is assembled, please instruct, Commander."

  "Please instruct, sir." The disorganized crowd responded in unison, followed by a burst of laughter.

  Li De jumped onto the rock, but unexpectedly slipped underfoot. His entire body slid down from the rock and fell to the ground with a thud. His chin heavily hit the edge of the rock, his tongue was bitten and bleeding, his military cap rolled off from his back and stopped only after hitting Rania's boots.

  Schmont and Hepner each grabbed one of his arms, the Kalmyks pushed from behind, and the three of them pulled and pushed him onto the rock. Renya picked up her hat from beside her feet, jumped lightly onto the rock, and put it on the leader's head.

  A hint of embarrassment flashed across Li De's face before he gave a brief speech, nothing but the usual clichés about being brave in battle and not disappointing the party and people. Seeing the people below whispering to each other, making a ruckus, and immediately losing interest, he wrapped up his speech in time, jumped down from the big rock, and under the influence of inertia, ran forward a few steps before pouncing on the ground, and at the last moment, Rania hugged him tightly.

  Not yet finding the feeling of being hugged by a beauty, she was pushed away from her softness: "Leader, please allow me to introduce you to our team members."

  Li De nodded and listened as she introduced in a loud and rough tone: "Bao Si Te, German army sergeant, sentenced to one year for rape, serving his sentence here."

  A lean-faced soldier stepped forward, saluted the leader: "My leader, it can't be considered rape, she was hanging upside down... Ahh." Was knocked back into the ranks by a elbow from Ran Niya.

  The next one was a gloomy-looking roughneck: "Grubbs, German Navy Ensign, machinist on a torpedo boat, best at lubricating machines, convicted of... lubricating people." She said this without any embarrassment, and the homosexual corrected her in a flash: "Not machinist, engineer." Then she retreated back to the ranks before she was asked to, pushing forward the short-haired dark youth on her right.

  "Which unit are you from?" Li De asked hastily.

  "He's with them" he muttered to the Kalmyks.

  The Kalmyk man said: "Tatar, the instructor is the one who was beaten to death..."

  "Don't keep bringing up that matter, it's nothing glorious." The Tartar interrupted loudly.

  Next was Baldy, who shook hands perfunctorily and moved on to the next one.

  Ran Niya looked embarrassed: "How am I supposed to introduce this one?"

  The other party didn't show any embarrassment and casually said: "I like people who don't borrow things through their masters."

  "Thief." Rania concluded succinctly.

  "But I never steal anything from anyone." he declared.

  The next one looked like a Chinese, and was indeed the legendary "divine doctor" who had been treating gunshot wounds with his ancestral ointment. He had been captured by the Japanese Kwantung Army, then by the Soviet army, and just a month ago he became a German prisoner of war, and was taken in by the Kalmyk people, a Northeasterner.

  "Officer, I'm called Dog Egg, a Manchu person."

  "Northeasterner." Li De corrected.

  Li De believed that no one except him could understand his riddle: "Northeast is Manzhou, Manzhou is also Northeast, what's the point of talking about chicken and duck eggs?"

  Considering his compatriot's face, Li De didn't have the heart to argue with him and persuaded him: "Gou Dan, as the saying goes, 'three strikes and you're out', you've already changed three places, just stay here peacefully, we'll do our best to bring out your strengths and let you be a hero."

  The Northeasterner patted his chest and shouted loudly: "Don't worry, officer! I'll do my best to get things done. I won't betray you even if I'm beheaded. You don't know how much we hate those Russian bastards. In 1929, the Russians invaded the Northeast and stole our family's old sow..."

  After returning to the team, he was puzzled: "How can the German Emperor speak Chinese? If I had known that he could speak Chinese, I would have taught him Japanese all day, or a few sentences of Russian."

  What he said was about the Republic of China's 18th year, a lifetime of unfulfilled promises and failed endeavors by a playboy: in 1929, Zhang Xueliang, who didn't know his place, brazenly took back control of the Chinese Eastern Railway, only to be severely beaten by the Soviet Union.

  Li De took out his gold watch and saw that the second hand was jumping in one place, he had forgotten again.

  "Schmutte, what time is it?" he asked habitually.

  Schmundt looked suspiciously at his watch: "That can't be right? It's only three o'clock on the clock, and the sun is already almost setting over there in the woods."

  "It gets dark here at 4 pm in the afternoon, didn't you know?" Li De asked.

  Khlebnykov suggested going back. Li De asked the Kalmyk soldiers with a hint of discontent: "Isn't it inconvenient for the assault team to have a female soldier?"

  Kalmek nodded: "Of course, this is also the reason why she trains her team members so hard."

  Li De called Rania to the front: "Since you have received short-term training from the Latvian Intelligence Department and the Soviet KGB, it doesn't matter if you receive another training, let you become a female monster who is invincible in the world."

  "Alright, I accept joining the female monster training camp." She stretched out her five fingers, stuck out her tongue and made a silly face at the Kalmuck, then jumped up to pack her bags.

  The plane was parked at a military airport near Mogadishu, which had been bombed a few days earlier and was pockmarked with craters. A road roller repeatedly rolled over the runway to ensure that the plane could take off smoothly.

  Li De met with Bao Man and others in Mugua, Bao Man looked at Yuan Shou and Rania walking side by side in surprise, Miss Rudika was not only surprised but also stared at the beauty beside Yuan Shou with fiery eyes, as if she wanted to swallow her whole.

  Lee De sat in his usual seat, which had been fitted with armor plating and a few days ago, at his request, equipped with an ejector seat. However, he was now completely uninterested in his own position, frequently glancing over at Rania, who was chatting and laughing with the young and handsome Belo, her eyes sparkling with amusement. Behind him, Miss Adelheid was also seething with jealousy, and when serving drinks, deliberately "forgot" to give Rania her share.