Volume 1: Gathering Winds of Splendor Chapter 12: Exterminate the Insect Plan

  Anxin certainly wouldn't go back on her word, and so she started her pest control plan that very night.

  That night, Liu Xuan had just lain down on his bed to sleep when suddenly several small, colorful snakes crawled out from under the bed. Frightened, Liu Xuan's body shook violently and he jumped three feet high, falling heavily to the ground, almost getting a concussion. Without even putting on his shoes, he ran out with bare feet.

  Who would have thought that An Xin was hiding in Liu Xuan's small courtyard, seeing him running out in a state of shock and soullessness. An Xin took advantage of the brightness of the moonlight to identify the person and struck him directly with a stick, knocking Liu Xuan unconscious on the spot, his eyes spinning with golden stars.

  An Xin quickly stripped off Liu Xuan's clothes, and soon he was left with only a pair of square-shaped boxer shorts on his lower body. This was because An Xin had once casually mentioned to him that men found this type of underwear the most comfortable for sleeping, and Liu Xuan had remembered it. That night when he got home, he used scissors to cut up a perfectly good pair of long pants into this style.

  Because the moon was full that night, everything in the small courtyard was clearly visible. An Xin naturally saw the white pants of Liu Xuan with sparse threads and the fluffy black substance on his thigh, which formed a strong contrast, giving An Xin a strong visual impact. He tilted his head and made a twisted expression, and in his heart, he exclaimed, "Oh my god, my eyes! If I grow needle-like eyes and a big mouth tomorrow, it will be a sin to add another level."

  Since they've all seen it, An Xin didn't bother to make any useless moves like covering his eyes, and directly grabbed Liu Xuan's two feet with both hands, dragging him along the way, covered in mud and dust, to the village path that everyone takes every morning on their way to work.

  Looking at Liu Xuan who only had a pair of shorts on, An Xin smiled contentedly at the masterpiece in front of him, hoping that this surprise would satisfy you tomorrow.

  Carefree and slender, she bathes in the bright moonlight, like a fairy from the Moon Palace. With a clever smile, she gazes at the big mouth lying on the ground, and with a gentle smile, she turns around and walks home with an uncontrollable grin.

  She still lied to her mother that she had a stomachache and sneaked out, she had to hurry back, otherwise tomorrow would suspect herself, the pace of her feet accelerated, and she quickly returned home.

  The next day

  "Ahh" cries of despair broke the peaceful dream of making a fortune, An Xin stopped counting the gold bars in his hand, reflexively covering his ears, somewhat annoyed, suddenly remembering last night's masterpiece, his dazed eyes instantly sparkled.

  Haha, it must be Liu Xuan waking up. I don't know how many aunties and young girls have admired his ugly and frightening naked body. As soon as I think of that scene, my sleepiness disappears instantly, and my spirit quickly rises like taking a stimulant, getting dressed in a hurry without washing up, and rushing out.

  An Xin's two little legs ran extremely fast, like a rabbit, and suddenly disappeared from sight. An Su Su only managed to catch a glimpse of An Xin's figure flashing by, calling out, "Hey, hey, An Xin, An Xin."

  In the village alley, Liu Xuan covered his crotch with one hand and his face with the other, muttering something unclear, surrounded by a large circle of old women and young girls.

  The men in the village, even if they saw it, would just smile and ignore it. After all, men are supposed to work hard and be busy, and they don't have much interest in stopping to watch. But the women in the village were different. Apart from their daily routine of three meals a day, they spent most of their time gossiping about this and that, and could talk for hours about trivial matters. How could they possibly miss such an extraordinary scene?

  "Isn't this Liu Xuan? Why did he run out without wearing clothes?"

  "Yes, he's started being a rascal at such a young age. I'll have to tell my own daughter and daughter-in-law to keep their distance from him."

  "You're right, look at him wearing those mismatched clothes, not even wearing the good ones, looks like a rag picker, Liu's aunt will definitely be furious."

  "If it were my son who dared to do this, I would rather beat him to death."

  Stand outside the circle and quietly listen to a group of women's indignant voices, secretly sighing that they are really standing and talking without hurting their waist. If your child offends me, the degree of excitement will not be less than Liu Xuan.

  "You little scamp, who told you to run out dressed like that? Get back here at once!"

  When Liu Xuan's face turned red and he was at a loss for words in the face of everyone's pointing and staring, his mother rushed into the circle with a furious expression, threw a long shirt over Liu Xuan's shoulders, and pulled him through the crowd to leave quickly.

  Watching Liu Xuan's back as he walked away with his pants still visible, he smiled slyly and rubbed his chin, then left the crime scene with a pleasant mood.

  The onlookers, seeing that the main characters had left, dispersed while chatting and laughing among themselves.

  "Where have you been?" Ansu asked puzzled as she saw Anxin enter with a smile on her face.

  On ordinary days, she would only get out of bed after being called thousands of times and would slowly crawl up. What's wrong with her today? Which direction did the sun rise from?

  "It's nothing, Liu Xuan ran out early in the morning and dazzled a group of villagers' eyes." Anxin lazily yawned and replied absent-mindedly.

  "Guǒ bēn?" ān sù sù zhòu le zhòu xì cháng de liǔ méi, yí huò de kàn zhe míng xiǎn bù zài zhuàng tài de ān xīn, shì tàn de wèn dào, "bú huì shì nǐ gàn de ba?"

  Translation:

  "Guo Ben?" An SuSu furrowed her slender eyebrows, looking at An Xin who was clearly not in a good state, and asked tentatively, "You didn't do it, did you?"

  It has to be said that Ansu Su really understands An Xin. After all, they have been together for several years and Ansu Su has gradually figured out the way of life of her own daughter.