Chapter Thirteen: Lucky Chest

  "The Great Rogue Cultivation System" accompanied Wu Fan to this world, but it was not perfect at that time, only in the initial stage, gave Wu Fan a skill "Language Package", ensuring that Wu Fan can communicate freely in this world. In addition, there is a chance to draw a prize, which makes Wu Fan still nostalgic for the excitement. So, he remembered that he still had a chance to draw a prize and was excited beyond control.

  Wu Fan's excitement stems from the fact that this is an incredibly sacred and stimulating link, where the six major pages in the system - "Famous General Page", "Skill Page", "Pet Page", "Divine Soldier Page", "Kung Fu Page" and "Miscellaneous Page" - will be like a newly-paid courtesan, spreading her legs wide open waiting to be... Ah! No! I mean, waiting to be drawn! From top-tier famous generals that require hundreds of millions of evil value points to exchange, to a single five-copper coin or an old lady's foot wrapping cloth, everything is available! As long as you're lucky enough, you'll get whatever you want!

  Excitedly rubbing his hands, Wu Fan muttered to himself non-stop: "Let the detox pills and whatnot go play! I'm going to be a famous general! The topmost famous general! Just thinking about it makes me feel powerful, with a bunch of fierce men like Xiang Yu, Lü Bu, and Li Yuanba standing behind me. With just a wave of my hand, I can blow up the entire world in no time! What's the point of being a mere commander of a thousand households or a member of the Eagle Guard? Go to hell with all that!"

  "Ding dong! Lottery business is open, please turn the wheel, host!"

  Dazzling light, in the vast system space, a huge roulette wheel suddenly appeared, with six major pages marked on it.

  The lottery session is actually divided into two parts. First, one of the six major pages is selected, and then a selection is made from that page. Undoubtedly, the "Famous Generals" page is a sure-win existence as long as it is selected. The "Miscellaneous Items" page, on the other hand, is full of pitfalls. You may be able to draw out a national treasure like the "Imperial Seal" marked with the words "miscellaneous items"; or you may only be able to pick out something like a half-eaten cookie that some ancient person has bitten into, which greatly tests the participant's mental endurance.

  Wu Fan looked at his right hand, took a deep breath, stood in front of the roulette wheel and proudly said: "This is a magical hand, because it just 'broke its virginity'; this is a lucky hand, because it just touched a woman's breasts; this is an extremely magical and lucky hand, because what it touched was a beautiful woman's breasts, and the fragrance still lingers; Ah! Praise you, my..."

  "Ding dong! Please don't waste too much time, host. After this lottery, the system will undergo a large-scale update to repair vulnerabilities."

  "Huh?"

  Wu Fan exclaimed, "You just said... that a large-scale update and repair to fill the loopholes is going to be carried out?", after carefully articulating this sentence, he continued to ask: "In other words - the Great Villain Cultivation System still has huge loopholes?"

  "Ding dong! Sorry, I didn't hear what you said, please continue with the lottery!"

  "Oh! Hoo-hoo-hoo......!"

  Wu's eyes sparkled with a hint of understanding as he nodded his head, his expression mysterious. He glanced at his right hand and swiftly turned the wheel.

  "Great General! Great General! Great General!"

  Clutching his fists, staring at the rapidly spinning wheel, Wu Fan's face turned red as he let out a loud roar, his spirit reaching its peak.

  "Great General! Great General! Great General!"

  Watching the six major pages take turns stopping on the red pointer, gradually slowing down until almost unable to move...

  Hahaha...!

  "Whoosh!"

  After a burst of hysterical laughter, Wu Fan gave his right hand a hard kiss. This was indeed an incredibly magical and lucky hand! It turned out that he had actually drawn the General Page! Guaranteed that Wu Fan would at least be able to draw a general worth 100,000 evil points! He thought about how he had painstakingly designed the death of his superior, Bai Hu Chen Yu, but only earned a paltry 900 evil points. He thought about how he had even given up something as precious as Jie Xian, and sold out his teammate 538 people, but only earned a little over 50,000 evil points. And now, with just one draw, could he get at least one general worth 100,000 evil points?

  Stroking his chin, Wu Fan stared at his right hand, his eyes filled with a cheap and dirty quality, because what he was thinking was just that cheap... [From now on, before drawing lots, should I risk my life to touch Tong Rui's big breasts again? Those are truly a pair of breasts that can bring good luck!]

  "Whoosh!"

  A white light flashed before his eyes, and the other five pages were hidden, leaving only one page open.

  To be honest, Wu Fan was also watching the famous general page for the first time. Before this, he really hadn't looked at it carefully, only seeing some scattered scenes given by the system, just to take care of his own poor ghost mentality. Looking at those prices marked on the famous generals, they were truly not something that the current Wu Fan could afford!

  Wow!

  That was in the past, but now, as long as he's lucky enough, Wu can flip anyone's sign he wants!

  A huge wheel is densely packed with all sorts of famous generals, and these famous generals are all dynamic, accompanied by sound and dialogue.

  For example...

  Phoenix eyes narrowed into a slit, parrot feathers fluttering with a rustling sound, three-foot-long whiskers soft and smooth as if painted on, nine-foot-tall majestic body straddling the fiery red horse like a blazing inferno, Qinglong Yan Yue knife radiating cold light. Suddenly, those phoenix eyes snapped open in anger, killing intent surging forth, hand pointing out, overbearing aura overflowing: "You insolent rodents who dare to sell your heads, how dare you be so presumptuous?"

  Two thumbs up!

  Look at that again...

  A purple lightning swift steed, a divine and fierce water gun in hand, the majestic young general's heroic spirit is unbridled, pointing afar and shouting loudly: "The Xiongnu have not been annihilated, what is there to call home?"

  Awesome, super cool!

  Wu Fan's eyes were dazzled, his saliva almost dripping onto the lottery wheel, as he nearly performed a real-life "drooling three feet".

  However, Wu Fan also had doubts: "Why are there still Zhuge Liang and Zhang Liang, who are literati, on the page of famous generals? Can you explain?"

  "Ding dong! This is exactly the kind of loophole that needs to be made up for. People like them, who are good at internal affairs and also good at military campaigns, are typical all-rounders in both literature and martial arts. Due to the system's oversight, they are currently only counted as having military ability on their profile page, without taking into account their other abilities. In other words, they are actually half-priced goods... It's a pity that the host doesn't have enough evil points, but it's also fortunate."

  Wu Fan: "......", damn it, why didn't you fart earlier?

  "Ding dong! Additionally, the system's other pages are almost perfect and won't be easily adjusted in the future. Only the named general page will continue to be adjusted, as there are too many loopholes. For example, currently, no matter which named general the host draws out, the system will also include their weapons, warhorses, etc., equivalent to the host drawing a person and also getting several other valuable items, really losing out. The system's next adjustment will make up for this loophole... Can't help but sigh, the host's dog shit luck is indeed powerful."

  "Haha! Are you praising me? You must be praising me! Haha! I'm indeed a lucky handsome man! " Wu Mouren burst out laughing, all his previous resentment vanished. He glanced at the lucky right hand and suddenly turned the wheel, shouting: "Go! My lucky wheel! I'm not greedy, one item is enough!"

  "Ding dong! Congratulations, host, for grasping the true essence of shamelessness and evilness. Reward: 200 points of evilness!"

  Wu Fan: "......", damn it! What a great knife you're using!

  "Ding dong! Congratulations, host, you've drawn the famous general Hu Che Er..."

  "Who?"

  "Dong! Hu Che Er, a military general of the late Eastern Han Dynasty, 'had the strength to carry 500 catties and travel 700 miles in one day'. During the battle between Zhang Xiu and Cao Cao, Hu Che Er got Dian Wei drunk and stole his pair of halberds, causing Dian Wei to die in battle against Zhang Xiu's army."

  "Ding! Character generation in progress, 0.2% complete... Time limit is longer than expected, please exit the system space temporarily... Exchanged items have been sent out..."

  "Ding dong! System shutdown! System shutdown......"

  "Ah, no way!", Wu Fan hadn't even reacted yet, and the person was already outside. With a furious slap of his palm, he muttered in frustration: "What kind of joke is this? A famous general page? Hu Che Er? Damn it! Can he be considered a famous general? What about Xiang Yu? What about Lü Bu?"

  Looking out the window at the starry night sky, Wu Fan glanced at the cultivation method "Purple Energy Arrives from the East" and the two elixir pills wrapped in cloth that had been thrown out with him by the system. He let out a long sigh, leaned his body to one side, placed one hand on the edge of the bed, and reached out with the other hand to take them.

  "Ah!"

  Staring blankly at the half piece of bed board wood that had been broken off in his hand, Wu Fan...

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  P.S: Seeking recommendation votes and collection. Finished writing at 3 or 4 o'clock yesterday, but couldn't log in to the page, frustrating.