The 4th episode of "Raising Cow's Name", giving Ling Dan
Zhang Yu was an orphan from a young age. As a child, he was a small hoodlum, and as he grew older, he became a big one. From time to time, he would disrupt social order, harassing good women, although he didn't pose a great threat to society, but was still a small tumor on it. Later, he enlisted in the army and became a soldier, after being disciplined by the old veterans of his unit, he surprisingly turned over a new leaf, not only did he learn what to do and what not to do, but also understood the duty of a soldier and the way of patriotism. The thorough change had transformed him into a man with loyalty, righteousness, kindness, and virtue! Moreover, he not only became a battalion commander but also a king among soldiers, becoming the most famous officer in the army.
Originally, Zhang Yu had fantasized about the good times that had arrived, where he could flirt with beautiful policewomen, wear a uniform to entice them, and even make a bold move to attract countless young women. Moreover, he would defeat external enemies, protect the country's territory from invasion, and safeguard the peace and prosperity of his fellow Chinese citizens. But now? Everything had become an illusion. Not only had he crossed over, but as soon as he woke up, he was bullied by two old monsters. He thought that his pure and innocent body, which had just been born, was already being desecrated. He truly felt that the world had collapsed and the heavens were upside down.
Zhang Yu cursed loudly: "Damn it, you just know how to bully me, one day I'll pierce through your ass!"
After scolding, Zhang Yu looked at Zhang Tian Shi who was hugging him and scolded fiercely: "Dead Taoist, what are you looking at? Haven't seen a handsome guy before? Keep staring and I'll pluck your beard clean, then strip you naked and throw you into the sow pen of the Spring Mother!"
However, Zhang Yu's curses all turned into the cooing sounds of a baby. Zhang Tian Shi held Zhang Yu in his arms and saw that he was making cooing noises, thinking that he was being playful with him, so he even used his fingers to tease Zhang Yu's little face and poked at his little chest.
Zhang Yu was so angry and resentful that he wished he could explode and cut this old thing alive.
Looking at the baby in his arms, Zhang Tian Shi's heart also surged with a sense of happiness. Earlier when he came here, he was only doing it to fulfill the will of heaven. But now, he truly wanted to make this child successful. Unconsciously, Zhang Tian Shi had already started treating the baby in his arms like his own grandson.
Zhang smiled and said, "Daozhang, would you be so kind as to give a name to my son?"
Ximen blew snow and rubbed his hands together, a smile on his face, saying: "Yes, Daozhang, my son has such a good relationship with you, I'm afraid it's still troubling you!"
Zhang Tian Shi nodded, his left arm embracing Zhang Yu, his right hand gently stroking his beard, nodding his head, with a deep thought revealed in his eyes.
"When this child was born, he followed the heavens and went against the heavens. His fate is uncertain and cannot be clearly seen or understood by anyone. It can be determined that he will naturally become extremely wealthy and prestigious in the future, and will also occupy the highest position under heaven and dominate the world. Moreover, his five elements are all complete, without any flaws. Therefore, this name... Ah, it's really difficult to obtain!"
Zhang Tiān Shī is a person who has attained the Dao, and giving him a name was a matter of course. This time it's so difficult, but it's actually the first time. However, it's not surprising that Zhang Tiān Shī would be troubled. Zhang Yǔ's birth was not in accordance with the Heavenly Way, but after his birth, the Heavenly Way changed because of him. Changing the Heavenly Way is an ability that has already surpassed human capabilities. Therefore, Zhang Tiān Shī was very troubled and didn't dare to randomly give Zhang Yǔ a name, fearing that it would go against the Heavenly Way.
When Zhang Tian Shi finished speaking, Zhang's head was in a whirl. She didn't understand what "following the heavens" or "going against the heavens" meant, but she did catch the part about becoming rich and noble, even though she had no idea why the Taoist priest in front of her looked so worried. However, she wasn't concerned about that and instead happily took Zhang Yu from him, carefully comforting him.
Ximen Chui Xue was different from them.
He lived for sixty years and was already an old cunning fox, so he deeply understood the meaning of what Zhang Tian Shi said.
Previously, in front of the gate, he had heard Zhang Tian Shi say that his own son was a human dragon. At that time, he didn't quite believe it. But now, hearing Zhang Tian Shi say it again, he couldn't help but take it seriously. Thinking about the purple dragon that flew into his home last night, Ximen Chui Xue unconsciously asked himself: "Could my own son really be a human dragon, destined to sit on the Golden Throne?"
Thinking of this, Ximen Chuixue hastily shook his head and didn't dare think about it anymore.
At this time, Zhang Tian Shi said: "I am incompetent and do not dare to name the young master. However, you two are the parents of the young master, so naturally you don't care about those things that go against the heavenly way. Therefore, the name should still be given by you two."
At this time, Ximen Chui Xue's mind was very confused, so he didn't have the mood to name his son either.
However, Zhang was very happy, hugging Zhang Yu and humming a song. He then laughed and said: "Naming is not difficult at all. Didn't the Taoist priest just say that my son will be rich and noble, with a great destiny? Since he'll be rich and noble, it's definitely going to be a lifetime of celebration. In the future, he'll bring glory to our family, the West Gate, so I think we should name him Ximen Qing. The name may sound a bit common, but it's auspicious!"
Zhang Tian Shi was taken aback, then thought for a moment, and finally had an epiphany, nodding his head and saying: "This name may be a bit common, but it perfectly matches the Heavenly Way. The joy of the world, the joy of the people, the joy of the age... Haha! Madam is indeed worthy of being the mother of the young master, blessed by Heaven!"
Zhang smiled and slightly bowed to Zhang Tian Shi, saying: "Thank you for the compliment, Daozhang. It's just a clever trick from my wife."
Then she glanced at Ximen Chuixue and smiled, asking: "Husband, what do you think?"
Ximen blew snow and muttered two sentences, then nodded and said: "En, no problem, let's call him Ximen Qing! The name is not bad!"
But Zhang Yu couldn't bear it anymore.
Zhang Yu's body trembled in Zhang Shi's arms, and he opened a pair of disbelieving eyes to stare at Ximen Chong Snow and the others. He shouted loudly: "Ximen Qing? No way! This is too fake! How can you play me like this? I protest, I strongly protest! I'd rather die than be Ximen Qing! That awesome name, I don't want it!"
However, the loud cry from Zhang Yu was actually a squeaky and mournful sound, but this sound in the ears of Xi Men Chui Xue, Zhang Tian Shi and Zhang Shi was a voice of approval. The three exchanged a glance, then burst out laughing.
"It seems that young master likes this name very much!"
"Yes, he is, you see how happy he is..."
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Next was a grand feast at the Ximen household, celebrating the birth of young master Ximen Qing.
At this time, Ximen Qing was holding the wet nurse Ru's room, eating with a big mouth and teeth, without any of his previous anger.
It seems that when one is hungry, all anger is just a fleeting cloud.
Ten days later, in front of the Ximen's gate.
Ximen Chuiyun bowed his hands to Zhang Tianshi and asked: "Zhang Daozhang, why not stay a few more days before leaving?"
Zhang Tian Shi chuckled and said, "Ximen Old Master is being too serious. I still have important matters to attend to, so I must take my leave first. Your son is still young, ten years later, I will come back again and personally teach your son martial arts."
Ximen nodded and said, "Alright, since that's the case, let's meet again in ten years at Yu Dao. I just worry that this old body of mine won't make it to that age, haha..."
At this time, Zhang Tian Shi took out a jade bottle from his own bosom and handed it to Ximen Chui Xue: "Mr. Ximen, these days have been troubling you, there is nothing good to give as a gift, only this bottle of Hui Chun Dan, please don't decline!"
Ximen blew snow and hastily stopped Zhang Tian Shi, saying: "Daozhang is being polite, how can I accept Daozhang's things? Daozhang coming to my house is a blessing for my family, how can it be said that he is bothering us? This absolutely cannot be done, cannot be done!"
Zhang Tian Shi smiled and said: "Please accept this, Mr. Ximen. This Spring Dan has the effect of strengthening the body, prolonging life and increasing longevity. If you and Mrs. Zhang take it together, you can add ten years to your lifespan, and there will be no disasters or illnesses, so Mr. Ximen must accept it!"
"What?" Ximen Chuixue was startled and immediately looked at Zhang Tian's surprised face with the jade bottle in his hand.
Good fellow, this is indeed a good thing that can increase one's lifespan by ten years. It's simply priceless! If the emperor were to find out about it, wouldn't he send troops to seize it?
Ximen blew a cold breath and swallowed his saliva. Although he had seen many grand scenes before, he was still stunned by this Chun Dan.
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