The 21st Visit to the Brothel

  "Wu the Second Brother, what are you doing?" Ximen Qing stood in front of Wu Song's room, asking with a smile.

  As soon as the sound of laughter came from inside the room, Wu Song opened the door with a smile and invited Ximen Qing to enter. Wu Dalang was already in the room and quickly stood up to greet Ximen Qing when he saw him come in. The three sat down together, and Ximen Qing said with a laugh: "Second Brother, you've just come out of Shaolin Temple, you must not have had a good look around, so why don't I take you on a tour of Qinghe County today? Let me tell you, Qinghe County has three wonders that you absolutely cannot miss!"

  "Oh, Three Chivalrous Heroes, how come I've never heard of it?" Wu Song asked with a puzzled face.

  Wu Dalang also furrowed his brow in thought, curiously asking: "That's right, Ximen brothers, I've been in Qinghe County for a long time, how come I've never heard that Qinghe County has three absolutes?"

  Ximen Qing chuckled and said, "These three wonders are quite extraordinary. You wouldn't know about them, but I'll tell you, and then you'll understand. Hehe... The first wonder is the martial arts woman from the Warm Breeze Pavilion. There are fifteen martial arts women in the pavilion, each one a beautiful and talented lady with some martial skills. When they dance together, their movements are truly unmatched in the world. Their dancing skills are profound, and combined with their martial arts abilities, it makes their performance even more breathtakingly beautiful. Just watching them can make one's soul feel intoxicated.

  The second wonder is the aged wine from the Warm Breeze Pavilion. Let me tell you, Erlang, the wine we drank yesterday was trash compared to this. The pavilion's aged wine has been brewed for a hundred years using extremely precious ingredients. Not only is it beneficial to the body, but it can also prolong one's life. It's truly an excellent wine! This aged wine was once presented as a tribute to the emperor, but that old man couldn't handle its potency, so it was withdrawn.

  Erlang, let me tell you, the potency of this aged wine is enough to knock out a bull! You can imagine just how strong it is. This aged wine is the second wonder!

  As for the third wonder... Hehehe, I shouldn't say any more, I shouldn't say any more!"

  When he heard of Wu Zetian, Wu Dalang licked his tongue.

  Hearing about the old wine, Wu Erlang licked his tongue.

  "Huh? Brother Ximen, are those female warriors really that beautiful, and is their dance really that exquisite?" Wu Dala asked.

  "Little brother, can that aged wine really knock out a buffalo? Is it really that good to drink?" Wu Erlang asked.

  Regarding Wu Dalang's behavior, Ximen Qing had already guessed. In Water Margin, Wu Song is a person who loves wine as his life, and many years of Shaolin Temple life have made him empty and colorless, it's estimated that cutting off his own genitals wouldn't be a problem for him. Ximen Qing made an evil guess, thinking that Wu Song might be gay, especially since he had ambiguous relations with Song Jiang, who also didn't love beauties but loved men.

  But Wu Dalang's performance was completely beyond Ximen Qing's expectations. This green hat from ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad, turned out to be a lustful wolf. Looking at his lecherous appearance, he is simply the ultimate in lust, incomparable to countless other lustful wolves, even Ximen Qing has to admit defeat!

  Ximen Qing nodded repeatedly and said, "The female warriors of the Warming Wind Pavilion are absolutely beautiful and stunning in their dance, Brother-in-law, you should go take a look, you'll definitely be enchanted. As for the aged wine, it's also fragrant and intoxicating, enough to make people drunk and infatuated!"

  Wu Dalang licked his tongue, swallowed some saliva, and immediately said to Wu Erlang: "Erlang, you're about to leave, why don't we go to the Warm Breeze Pavilion for a stroll? What do you say? Although the Warm Breeze Pavilion is a brothel, we're just going there to drink wine and won't do anything else. How's that?"

  Ximen Qing only then discovered that Wu Dalang was so shameless, telling lies with a straight face, without even blinking his eyes.

  Just as Ximen Qing was secretly admiring him, Wu Song nodded foolishly and said seriously: "Brother, you're absolutely right, we're going to drink wine, not flower wine."

  Going to a brothel to drink, is it different from drinking flower wine? And he still has this look of believing in Wu Dalang! At this time, Ximen Qing really had some doubts about Wu Song's IQ.

  Although Ximen Qing suspected Wu Song's IQ logic, he still had a particularly good impression of Wu Song and treated him as a good brother. Ximen Qing said: "Well, whether he drinks wine or flower wine, let's all go to the Warming Wind Pavilion for a stroll today? At that time, I will invite a few female warriors to perform, how about it, Dalang?"

  Wu Dalang licked his lips, chuckled slyly, nodded and said: "Good, good, good, great feelings!"

  In Ximen Qing and Wu Dalang's sly smiles, the three of them walked out of the Ximen Mansion, heading towards the Warming Wind Pavilion.

  The Warm Breeze Pavilion has a great origin. Since its establishment in Qinghe County 12 years ago, it has always occupied the top of the flower towers in Qinghe County. Over the years, other brothels have opened and closed, but the business of the Warm Breeze Pavilion has been extremely good, with every male in Qinghe County wanting to stay inside every day. It's strange to say that Qinghe County is just a small county-level place, far inferior to other prefectures and states, but this tiny place can exist with a top-notch flower tower like the Warm Breeze Pavilion! It can be said that even if the Warm Breeze Pavilion were located in the capital of the Song Dynasty, it would still be considered a first-rate brothel.

  Although people are curious, they are more excited. With such a great place to go, who cares where it came from?

  With Wu Dalang and Wu Er Lang in tow, Ximen Qing swaggered towards the Warming Wind Pavilion.

  Ximen Qing is not only a good person, praised by the people, but also the most famous romantic in Qinghe County. Because from a very young age, Ximen Qing had already entered the Warm Breeze Pavilion. As for the reason, it was naturally because of the good wine and beautiful women inside. Normally, a young man who spends all day visiting brothels would definitely be scolded by the people and lose face in front of the world. But Ximen Qing has been visiting prostitutes since he was young, yet he has never been pointed at and scolded behind his back!

  Others who are young and frequent brothels, wasting their family's assets, is unfilial behavior. Adding to that, not working diligently but instead spending all day in brothels eating and drinking, feeling ashamed towards society, the world, and oneself, this is disloyal. Spending all day drunk and dreaming, without any ideals or goals, this is unjust. Such a person who is disloyal, unfilial, and unjust will naturally be scolded by others.

  But Ximen Qing, while visiting the brothel, was also socializing and pulling in business for his family at the wine table! And he even made friends with many heroes and established a great reputation! In recent years, who hasn't been giving Ximen Qing a thumbs up?

  So although Ximen Qing has been going to the Warm Breeze Pavilion since he was young, no one dares to say a single bad word about him! If you have the ability, you can be like Ximen Qing, with connections, wealth, and kindness! That way, you can also go to brothels every day!

  Along the way, everyone enthusiastically greeted Ximen Qing. Even after learning that Ximen Qing was going to Warming Wind Pavilion, they told him to do well and have fun!

  How embarrassing? Ximen Qing thought to himself. Only now, because of his cultivation, he still hadn't left his bachelor days behind. Thinking about it was depressing. A charming and talented man who treated brothels like his backyard, had been frequenting them for a full ten years, yet he was still a virgin! If this got out, who would believe it? Ximen Qing himself wouldn't even believe it!

  When Ximen Qing arrived at the Warming Wind Pavilion with Wu Song and his brother, they happened to run into Sun Fu. Seeing Sun Fu, Ximen Qing suddenly burst out laughing, a very lewd smile spreading across his face. This was truly a case of "enemies meeting on a narrow road", this was absolutely an opportunity for him to vent his frustrations, this guy was so fat, he could really have some fun now. Wu Song also licked his lips, his face filled with excitement, his expression even more excited than when he got married. Wu Dalang, on the other hand, didn't show much emotion, only because his beady eyes were already fixed on the several girls on the second floor of the Warming Wind Pavilion.

  As soon as Sun Fu saw Ximen Qing and Wu Song, his face immediately turned pale. Then he thought of the three mountain bandits' heads hung at the yamen yesterday, and his heart was even more frightened. He hastily counted on his fingers, asked the nine-road god, and inquired about the underworld Yanluo, suddenly discovering that today had a bloody disaster, it was not suitable to go out, so he immediately made up his mind to retreat.

  Only the two attendants behind Sun Fu didn't catch the hint, they saw Ximen Qing and Wu Song, so they thought of flattering Sun Fu to help him vent his anger from yesterday. They deliberately provoked Ximen Qing, wanting Sun Fu to look at them with new eyes, making their wallets thicker. Only this time, they flattered the wrong person.

  Soon, Sun Fu saw a short and ugly dwarf standing behind him on the left side, who called out in a cold voice: "Hey, isn't this Young Master Xi Men? Our great philanthropist from Qinghe County is back at Warming Wind Pavilion again? Others might not know, but they'd think that Warming Wind Pavilion was opened by Young Master himself!"

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