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Chapter 58: Extinguish Ah Extinguish

  Chapter 58: Extinguished

  "Chubby, hundred in the middle, quickly hit the small air group!"

  Zhang Yang acts as a team leader and gives orders immediately when new situations arise.

  The little water smoker was so scared that it hid its head and scurried away, if it were to be smoked by the BOSS's stinky fart, it would definitely not dare to eat for several days!

  Bai Fa Yizhong and Han Baozi came back to their senses, both changing their targets, starting to attack the small gas mass.

  However, this little gas ball flew at an incredible speed, and Bai Fa Yi Zhong and Han Bao Zi were stunned again at the beginning, failing to react in time. Although they quickly knocked down more than half of the little gas ball's blood volume, it also caught up with Shui Yan Er.

  "No, don't want to——" Shui Yan'er let out a miserable and ear-piercing scream.

  "Ding! Player Shuiyaner was affected by Xiaoqituan: Stinky Smoke effect, knocked out for 10 seconds!"

  A gas bomb floated slowly over and bumped into the water pipe.

  “-1200!”

  “-1200!”

  “-1200!”

  “-1200!”

  “-960!”

  Five damage numbers jumped up on Zhang Yang and his party at the same time. Except for Zhang Yang, the other four were all left with residual blood.

  Another gas bomb floated over and hit the helpless water pipe.

  “-1200!”

  “-1200!”

  “-1200!”

  “-1200!”

  “-960!”

  "Ding! Player Shuiyaner has died!"

  "Ding! Player Qiao Xue'er has died!"

  "Ding..."

  The entire squad has been wiped out!

  In the graveyard, five souls brushed out.

  "Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey! Stinky BOSS, rotten BOSS, damn it! Damn it! Damn it!" Water smoke was disheartened, sticking out her little tongue and spitting wildly.

  "Don't overreact, little girl, it's just a virtual game!" Zhang Yang comforted.

  "But it's so real! It stinks to death, I think I can still smell the stench on me now!" Water Smoke cried with a long face.

  Han Baozi smiled slyly and said: "Certain cleanliness, washing makes you healthier!"

  "Get out!"

  Four people simultaneously gave him the middle finger.

  Brushing again, another five refreshments in the cemetery. During the opening period, teams from various guilds were all kinds of extinct, and this cemetery was very lively.

  It turned out to be a team of angry beauties!

  "So it was War General, how far did you guys get? Did Number One die?" Xue Qianxun asked in the regional channel.

  Facing Mei, Han Chubuzi "wet" and replied: "Xue Mei, actually I am the real behind-the-scenes mastermind, Yangzi is still brought out by me!"

  "Heh heh, Snow will grow, where are you guys fighting again?" Zhang Yang asked back.

  After a while, Xue Qianxun replied on the regional channel: "We are fighting in the middle temple first. No. 1 is already killed and we are currently fighting No. 2!"

  They were aiming for the middle hall first? Zhang Yang's mind turned, and he immediately understood. The Red Makeup Society was using a clever tactic! While everyone else was competing to be the first to enter the front hall, they quietly went to push the middle hall, gaining a huge amount of time!

  Have to say, this is brilliant strategically! Unfortunately, they ran into Zhang Yang!

  "What a coincidence! We're also playing number two!" Since the other party was sincere, Zhang Yang decided to be honest with them.

  Hiss!

  The five girls of Hongyan Association simultaneously pulled out their teeth, how did they become second place so quickly!

  "Snow sister, is he intentionally exaggerating to put pressure on us?" Stabbing Blood Rose had never had a good impression of Zhang Yang.

  Xue Qianxun thought for a moment, slowly shook her head and said: "It shouldn't be! Judging from how quickly they can get the first pass to the front hall, this progress isn't too exaggerated!"

  "Then we—" Bai Lan's face was filled with worry.

  "Break the cauldron and sink the boat! This time, we must get past the BOSS!" Xue Qianxun looked at her four teammates, "Qingwu, Shui Xiu, you two support teams need to speed up, Mei Gui, don't just focus on chasing after the BOSS, also pay attention to the aerial bombs!"

  "Xue Jie, my chest—"

  "Big chest, no brain! Please, stop using this as an excuse!" Bai Lan interrupted Xue Xue's words, "Warning you, if you make another mistake, I'll immediately take a plane to Zhou Hang and burst those two lumps of fat at your home!"

  "Ah!" The Blood Rose lowered her head and whispered, "Your chest is indeed quite large!"

  "Actually, if we're talking about having a big bust, our Snow sister is the one who's been hiding it well! Hehe, she has 36F!" Water Lily suddenly chimed in.

  "Really?"

  "Of course it's true! It's just that Xue Jie always wears loose clothes, so she looks unattractive!" Shui Xiuhua said.

  "How detestable! You shameless slut, you even dare to defile Xue Jie! I haven't even touched Xue Jie before!"

  "Sister Xue, I want to touch too!"

  Five women suddenly made a big fuss.

  ……

  Zhang Yang's team entered the copy and revived.

  "The competition is fierce!" The five of them rushed towards the BOSS room while chatting.

  Yangzi, every household is full of beauties! Otherwise, let's make an exception for them, sell some personal feelings, and who knows, they might be grateful and we can fly together in pairs or threes! Han Baozi started daydreaming again.

  "I'm thinking of changing someone next time!" Zhang Yang sighed.

  "The great king is wise, I concur!"

  "I also agree!"

  "Hear, hear!"

  Qiaoxue and two others took advantage of the situation to tease her.

  "How did I become a class enemy?" Han Baozi shook his head and looked puzzled.

  Five people sat down in the corridor outside the BOSS room, eating snacks to recover their status, and when they were fully restored, they entered the room together.

  "Fatso, Baifa, the airtight formation is up to you two now!"

  "Go!"

  "Start fighting!"

  Brush, Zhang Yang rushed out immediately.

  She was so angry that she charged at the BOSS like a madwoman, hacking and slashing wildly.

  "Hahaha, another batch of stinky bugs coming to send themselves to death!" Air Ling'er laughed loudly, swinging her long spear at Zhang Yang, "Let me personally send you all to hell!"

  The battle has begun!

  One minute later——

  "Chubby, hundred in the middle, quickly inflate the balloon!"

  "One day, I fainted!"

  "It's blown up! It's blown up!"

  ……

  Five more were sent back to their graves.

  "Yangzi, two people's output is not enough, let Yanmei sister come and help us with the atmosphere!" Han Paozi suggested.

  "Ptooey! Ptooey! I'd never hit that stinker!" Water Smoke shook his head like a rattle drum.

  Zhang Yang also shook his head and said, "The air mass can't be beaten in close combat, one touch will make me dizzy! Alright, let the air mass come out, Qiao Xue'er don't add blood either, the three of us will fight the air mass together. For those few seconds, I can hold on!"

  "Right, let's continue!"

  Enter instance, resurrect, recover, open BOSS.

  Two minutes later, another wipeout.

  "It's okay, the output of three people is enough, let's just play like this!" Zhang Yang comforted the four.

  "Fatty, you should lose weight! If your head wasn't so big, the air mass would have taken 0.1 seconds longer to hit you, and it would have been a direct hit instead of bouncing off that layer of fat!" Water Smoke teased.

  "Smoking sister, this fat is Brother Fat's life!" Han Paozi said with a smile, "Having more fat has three great benefits!"

  "Fat brother, you're going to play rogue again?"

  "Wow! Three benefits of having a lot of fat are: One, people with more fat have greater buoyancy and won't drown easily! Two, having more fat provides better cushioning, so you won't get hurt in a fight! Three, having more fat makes you look handsome!"

  "Go——" The four of them started teasing Xiao Pangzi again.

  Five people advance and revive, restart the fight.

  Extinction, zombie run.

  Rekill, rerun corpse.

  ……

  "Yangzi, this BOSS is really ruthless!" Han Paozi shook his head and said, "It's no good, all our equipment has turned red, we need to go back and repair it!"

  "Don't go back to the city!" Zhang Yang hastily said, "The NPC at the entrance of the instance also does blacksmithing business, helps repair equipment, we can revive and exit the instance to fix it!"

  "Why is it always like this?" Shui Yan'er was at a loss, the battle plan had been clear, but once the fight started, they would always get flustered and make mistakes that shouldn't have happened. Basically, Xiao Qi's sniping wasn't fast enough, resulting in one explosion after another, instantly wiping out the team.

  "After fighting for a long time, everyone is too tired!" Zhang Yang thought for a moment and said, "Let's repair our equipment and log off to rest for an hour! Now it's already past three in the afternoon, and we haven't had lunch yet. This state is too bad! Let's go eat first, take a good rest, and then we'll log on at five o'clock sharp and finish off the BOSS in one breath!"

  "Hmm!"

  All four of them agreed, initially holding back their strength to kill the BOSS and get the first win, without feeling hungry. However, as time went on, they were wiped out in various ways, making it difficult to maintain a good mentality, and under emotional anxiety, mistakes kept happening.

  After being revived, Zhang Yang and his five-man team all exited the instance together, had their equipment repaired by an NPC, then logged off to eat and rest.

  "Ah!"

  Zhang Yang took off his gaming helmet and spat out a mouthful of turbid air, and couldn't help but miss the game cabin he used five years later.

  Roughly half a year later, "The Miracle" will make a series of innovations!

  First, the game mode was reformed, allowing players to play games even while sleeping! This move enabled countless working people to enjoy playing games freely. Moreover, the ratio of in-game time to real-time was adjusted to 3:1, making it possible for everyone to experience "Shén Jì".

  Secondly, launched Game Warehouse!

  Using a game helmet and a game cabin has no effect on the character's attributes in the game. However, the game cabin is developed from a space technology life cabin, with the function of replenishing nutrients at regular intervals. As long as the player is willing, they can play continuously for 15 days in real time without causing physical discomfort!

  Of course, when the game console was first launched, it was a patent for the rich! Each game console was as high as tens of millions, and it was not inferior to luxury cars! It wasn't until two years later that the price came down after solving a production problem, eventually becoming a mass-produced product.

  Thirdly, of course, is the opening of professional team league!

  Zhang Yang clenched his fists, filled with anticipation! He still had a year to prepare, and by then, Lin Yu would be entering the game!

  Thinking of her, Zhang Yang's eyes involuntarily softened, and in an instant, his thoughts were like a vast tree that filled his heart.

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