Chapter Thirty-Seven Finally Found Out
The third daughter looked at the second daughter's 18.8 million taels of silver and shook her head, saying: "Since there are only over 180 million taels, it seems that our expenses this year will have to be reduced a bit."
"Ha! And how about you? How's your harvest this year?"
The third daughter smiled and said: "My harvest is quite good, recently it seems that there are more and more people who don't have a nose."
Lu Xiaofeng muttered: "What does this have to do with the harvest?"
At this time, the three daughters finally opened the package, but there was another layer of oilcloth in the package. Inside the oilcloth, there was a red silk cloth. When Li Yunfeng opened the red silk cloth and saw what was inside, he almost fell off the tree.
Lu Xiaofeng was also startled and exclaimed, "This gentle and refined woman who is afraid of stepping on ants while walking can actually cut off the noses of 70 or 80 people with her own hands?"
In that red cloth were actually seventy or eighty noses. This was simply unbelievable. That woman was so cruel.
The three daughters said in a soft voice: "Since they don't want their noses, I'll just cut them off and take them away."
The girl in red clapped her hands and laughed: "This is indeed a good method!"
The third daughter smiled and said: "But next year I won't have to use this method." The tone of her voice sent chills down one's spine.
"The girl in red said: 'What method are you going to use next year?'"
The second daughter said: "Next year I plan to cut off my tongue."
"The girl in red clothes said hesitantly: 'Cutting off the tongue? Why cut off the tongue?'"
The second daughter slowly let out a breath and said slowly: "Because recently I found that people in this world talk too much."
The girl in red stuck out her tongue and laughed like a silver bell: "If I didn't know you, beat me to death, I wouldn't believe that you're such a ruthless person."
The third daughter said faintly: "I won't kill you, at most I'll just cut off your tongue."
The girl in red closed her mouth, and the tongue that had been sticking out also retracted. Apparently, she believed this woman was capable of doing such a thing. This woman who took half an hour to wash her face could do it, whether it was cutting off someone's nose or cutting off someone's tongue. She would absolutely not show mercy.
Ouyang Qing suddenly said: "I'm very interested in the biggest nose in there. I wonder whose nose it is."
Third Sister smiled and said: "You little girl, after mixing around for a few years, you can say anything. Not only is your heart getting blacker, but your face is also getting thicker."
Ouyang Qing smiled and said: "San Niang is indeed an experienced person, the advantages of a man with a big nose, you really know."
The third daughter smiled and said: "It's a pity that this big-nosed man no longer has a nose now."
Ouyang Qing smiled and said: "Then who is the big-nosed man you're talking about?"
The third daughter smiled and said: "That person is Duan Tiancheng."
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but exclaim again. Li Yunfei saw Lu Xiaofeng's surprise and asked, "Who is that Duan Tiancheng?"
Lu Xiaofeng said in a low voice, "This Duan Tiancheng has a nickname called 'Zhen San Shan'. He not only has a big nose, but also a big temper and a big background. No matter who wants to cut off his nose, it's not an easy task."
Li Yunfei furrowed his brow and said: "This organization is also too formidable. Who are these people?"
The red-clothed girl's mouth had been closed for a long time, but at this moment she couldn't help but say: "Are we going to do the same as last year and have a big drink together, getting drunk until we stop?"
"This is our old rule, of course it won't change."
The girl in red said: "Now that everyone is here, why don't we start?"
Lu Xiaofeng said strangely: "Are all the people here now? Won't Madame Gongsun come today after all? What are the remaining two sets of bowls and chopsticks for?"
"Who says everyone has arrived? Don't you see that there are still two empty seats?"
The girl in red said: "Is there anyone else coming?"
The second daughter-in-law smiled and said: "Your elder sister has found you an eighth younger sister."
The red-clothed girl clapped her hands and laughed: "Now there's finally someone younger than me, if you still bully me, then I'll go bully her."
"Unfortunately, she can't make it today," Ah Tu said suddenly.
The second daughter frowned and said: "Why? Doesn't she want to come?"
"He shook his head and said: 'She wanted to come, but she can't.'"
"Is there someone who doesn't allow her to come?"
A Tu nodded slightly, his face looking somewhat unpleasant.
"The girl in red said: 'Since she's not coming, what are we waiting for?'"
"We're waiting for two guests."
The girl in red clothes had a gleam in her eyes and said: "We still have guests, how come I don't know. Can they drink?"
Atudao said: "One of them is a great drinker. It's said that he can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."
The red-clothed girl smiled and said: "No matter how good their drinking capacity is, as long as he really comes today, I guarantee that he will come in straight and go out sideways."
The second daughter's eyes sparkled and she said, "It seems they not only have a large capacity for wine, but also have big guts. Otherwise, hearing you say this, they would have been scared off."
The girl in red also blinked her eyes and said, "They don't have much courage?"
Atuo said: "They haven't run away yet. You say they have big guts or not."
The girl in red laughed and said: "Since you're not running away, why don't you come in? Do these two people like to drink the wind outside instead of coming in to drink wine?"
"They have been drinking wind outside and are already full, why would they still want to drink wine?"
At this time, Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly outside: "We've been drinking wind for a whole day, and you didn't even notify us. Isn't that too much?" After finishing speaking, Lu Xiaofeng pulled Li Yunfei and rushed in.
The third daughter said faintly: "What? You're no longer hiding your true nature."
Li Yunfei smiled and said softly: "With you guys being so skilled here, how could we not be discovered?"
The girl in red clapped her hands and said: "Oh, I know who you are now. You're that big fool Lu Xiao Feng with the four eyebrows."
Li Yunfei smiled and said: "That's right, he is that fool Lu Xiaofeng. Guess who I am."
The girl in red said, "I know you're Li Yunfei, the one who often solves cases with Lu Xiaofeng. I've heard that Baiyun City Master even praised your swordsmanship as being quite good. Your skills have reached a level of innate mastery. The 'Fast Sword Guest' Li Yunfei, famous in Jianghu."
Li Yunfei smiled and said: "Liao Zan, actually my swordsmanship is nothing special, the White Cloud City Master was just speaking casually. It's not really true."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Many people call me a big fool, but there are others who call me by other names!"
The red-clothed girl asked in puzzlement: "What else do others call you?"
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly burst out laughing and said: "Many people also call me Big Rooster."
Li Yunfei couldn't help but laugh too. The red-clothed girl's face instantly turned red, as red as her clothes.
Ouyang's expression turned cold and he snorted, saying: "Actually, Lu Xiaofeng has an even more pleasant name, do you all want to know what it is?"
"What other name does he have?"
Ouyang Qingdao said: "He is also called Lu San Dan."
The girl in red laughed and said: "Lu San Dan is very pleasant to hear, what does it mean?"
Ouyang Qing smiled and said: "This means it's very simple, because he is not only a big fool, but also a big scoundrel, and on top of that, he's penniless, which adds up to three 'eggs'."
The girl in red laughed and bent down at the waist, giggling: "This name is really nice to hear, I've never heard such a nice name in my whole life."
The second daughter couldn't help but smile and say: "Now that you're all starving to death, why don't you just scramble these three eggs and eat them?"
Ouyang Qing smiled and said: "Because these three eggs are no longer very fresh, they're rotten eggs."
The second daughter sighed and said, "Now I'm worried about one thing."
Ouyang Qing asked in confusion: "What's going on?"
The third daughter said: "I'm afraid it's not a duck egg, but a chicken egg."
Ouyang Qing nodded and said seriously, "This problem is indeed very serious. If he were a chicken egg, it must have been laid by a hen, so wouldn't that make him the son of a little hen?"
The red-clothed girl's face was even redder, but she had already laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. Lu Xiaofeng didn't laugh, but his face turned extremely awkward. Li Yunfei knew that this was the consequence of offending a woman. So don't offend women, it's terrifying.

