Chapter 72: The Bizarre ID (Seeking Votes and Bookmarks)

  So, everything became clear and understandable.

  Just like the beginning of most clichés, the protagonist Li An bullied a weakling, and the weakling didn't take it lying down. He went to find his sister, and if she couldn't beat him either, he would probably go find his dad...

  Playing League of Legends, it's normal to get abused, and getting abused and finding external help to come back and counter-abuse is also normal. Li An just encountered this kind of situation.

  So in the future, when a Master player crushes a Bronze scrub, don't be too proud of yourself. Who knows, maybe that Bronze scrub has a Diamond-ranked brother, and then you'll get crushed in the next game...

  What? You suspect the script wasn't written that way, and it should be Li An being brought over by the boss monster relying on equipment and levels to crush him? Has something gone wrong? Someone as handsome as him is usually the main character! (This line of dialogue is also from League of Legends, I just can't remember whose it is.)

  Mustachioed fish: "Alright, just you wait, my sister is online now, she'll definitely beat you out of the sky!"

  Li An gave him a cold glance: "Cut the crap, let's solo first!"

  Talking about this ominous thing before rubbing, it's really disgusting, and even Li An himself felt a bit nauseous.

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  Five minutes later.

  "Baozi and rice ball apply to add you as friend, do you accept?"

  This name...

  Li An couldn't help but confirm: "Huzi, your sister's name is Mantou?"

  If the other person's sister was named Mustachioed Pig, Li An wouldn't think it strange, after all mustachioed pigs do exist, and aurochs are also pigs. But to be named Mantou and Rice, what kind of joke is this? Are they foodies or something?

  Girl, don't give some good names for a few years, what's the point of giving a name like Mantou?

  I thought she was a woman with a gentle and quiet demeanor, but it seems I can't trust the world anymore.

  Fish with whiskers: "You can't even recognize Cong Youzhi, the anchor of Mantou Sister? Don't tell me you don't watch Douyu TV videos usually?"

  This...

  Li An was entangled in his thoughts, having just crossed over to this world not long ago. It seemed that he hadn't really seen it before, and even the original Li An of this body probably hadn't seen it either!

  "System notification: Mantou and rice are online."

  Mantou and rice: "Are you that Li Xiaoan who can defeat my brother's Long Nü with a dog head? Not bad, not bad, very promising! Come to Douyu TV with me and be my assistant. Monthly salary is 2000, I'll make sure you eat well and drink spicy food..."

  It's always the case in the world of foodies, three sentences never far from food. Seeing the number on the scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. Running into someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. Looking at myself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. Meeting someone I like: I want to lose weight. Seeing something edible: Eat first, then lose weight!

  If you're not a true foodie, then you'll never understand the difference between "I'm full, but..." and "But I'm full..."

  Li An's forehead immediately broke out in black lines. Should he tell him that he had just been signed by TT Channel with a guaranteed salary of 5,000?

  Torn between tt channel and Douyu TV, it's like Li An was torn today: should I go to Tsinghua or Lanxiang? It's hard to make a decision just thinking about it!

  As expected, it's those two weird siblings!

  Li An decisively defined his opponent and labeled him with two words: "clown".

  Bearded fish: "Hey, my sister is asking you something. There are great gods willing to take you with them. Why don't you come and pay your respects with a surprised expression? What's wrong with you?"

  Baozi and rice: "Don't mind the details, maybe the other person is stunned by my beauty and can't speak for a moment. Actually, I don't want to stand out so much either, but the key is..."

  Li An gritted his teeth: "You two idiots, if you dare to stand in front of me, I promise not to beat you to death! I will definitely hang you up and beat you to death!"

  Li Xiaoan: "Do you guys want to go solo?"

  Mantou and rice: "Oh my, you want to come and die so quickly? No problem, listen to me, general rule three blood two towers 100 soldiers, how's that, you should understand this!"

  This personality doesn't seem like a girl's...

  "I understand."

  Li An weakly rolled his eyes, in this situation, if it were his own sister, he would probably have the upper hand in a verbal argument, but Li An was not capable of that.

  I will never try to challenge a pure keyboard warrior, because he would use his chicken-catching IQ to drag me down to his level and then beat me with his rich experience. I was wrong, can you just shut up?

  Ang Lee felt very helpless, but there was nothing he could do about it.

  Custom mode started, two people entered the game page.

  Custom mode is blind pick, that is to say, Ang Lee's side can't see the opponent's hero, and similarly, the opponent absolutely can't see Ang Lee's hero.

  "Li Xiaoan, which hero will you choose?"

  Ang Lee: "......"

  The bearded fish (audience): "My brother asked you a question and you didn't even respond, aren't you being too rude?"

  In League of Legends, there are obviously hero restrictions between different heroes. LOL has three types of heroes: assassins who have a set of skills to kill enemies instantly; carry-type heroes who can output tons of AOE damage after a long time of development; and balanced-type heroes who do not have the burst of assassins or the AOE clearing ability of carry-type heroes, but combine the advantages of both.

  First, assassins can beat balanced heroes. Most balanced heroes know their survival ability on the line. They can lane with those who cannot kill them for ten thousand years. That's why an assassin who can instantly kill enemies is considered a nemesis of balanced heroes.

  The main reason is that if they have less blood, they can't rely on the line again. However, they have equipment like female witches and Central Asia to reduce the damage of assassins, they buy these equipment because they can be used as a countermeasure. In team battles, balanced heroes can cause more AOE damage, but lack the damage to quickly kill individual targets. On the contrary, assassins can instantly kill an enemy member, while balanced ones need more time in team battles to cause the same damage.

  Finally, the developmental type can win against assassins. Because the developmental type has strong clearing troops and AOE abilities, assassins cannot quickly push back the army line to stop the advance. In addition, assassins do not have enough damage in the early stage to force the developmental type to return home. In team battles, the developmental type can enhance overall combat effectiveness, while assassins can only choose one enemy target. Also, the developmental type can kite an assassin, protecting itself from being strongly opened up.

  If an assassin can catch a solo laning carry hero and try to kill him, the carry has enough skill damage to counter-kill the assassin. Although carry heroes do not have much single target damage, even highly mobile assassins are easily hit by AOE damage.

  Li An cried, saying that playing League of Legends solo can really let the other side know what hero you choose? Wouldn't that be controlled to death by others?

  PS: Today's second update was a bit late, I'll post the third one earlier next time.