Chapter 37: Male Toilet Sign

  It can be said that at this stage, Ji Mo Zhi has been completely led by Chen Xiao. Every word he says, even if Chen Xiao doesn't guess it completely, at least the meaning is basically eight or nine out of ten.

  So Ji Mou said intelligently, Chen Xiao didn't feel surprised at all.

  There's a saying that after being hit with a stick, you should be given a sweet date. This Ji Mo Zhi was so angry he almost burst his golden body, and was about to start scolding like a shrew. If he wasn't given some benefits soon, he himself would suffer physical pain.

  After thinking for a moment, Chen Xiao nodded reluctantly and said: "Alright, I'll write some out for you since you seem sincere. However, don't expect too much or you might just learn it all and then my life won't be worth living."

  As soon as Chen Xiao finished speaking, Jiumo Zhi suddenly felt an urge to pick up Chen Xiao and give him a good kiss!

  He's finally succeeded in pretending to be a good person, the Six Pulse Divine Sword is almost within his grasp. When the time comes, it will naturally be clear whether it's true or false. His attitude became even more kind and amiable, smiling as he said: "In that case, this humble monk will quietly await the good news from Master Chen."

  "Alright, alright, I'll say it first. My handwriting is a bit slow and the pictures I draw don't look good, so don't blame me later."

  "Never mind, never mind," said Jiuyi with a smile and a shake of his head. "As long as you can roughly understand it, that's enough."

  Chen Xiao picked up the brush, biting the end of the handle with his mouth. At this time, Ji Mo Zhi had not yet seen through Chen Xiao's plan and walked forward to carefully grind ink for him.

  He is of such stature, being the great national teacher of Western Regions, with a single person below him and ten thousand people above.

  In the past, when others could get his calligraphy, it was a great honor. Now he can put aside his dignity and personally grind ink for Chen Xiao, which is absolutely unprecedented. It's said to be Ji Moshen's maiden ink, not an exaggeration at all.

  If this gets out, it's likely to scare to death those who are timid in Jianghu.

  Chen Xiao pretended to think for a moment, then picked up his brush, dipped it in ink on the inkstone, and began to paint a picture on the rice paper.

  Jiumozhi took one glance and was suddenly frightened, almost shouting out loud.

  Only the top of the diagram is a hollow sphere, in the middle position is a cylindrical body, on which a small branch extends upwards, and then there are two thinner cylindrical bodies that hang down vertically. Finally, under the large cylindrical body in the center, there are also two thinner vertical cylindrical bodies.

  The whole picture is finished, Chen Xiao's heart is greatly delighted. Grandma, this male toilet sign we painted is still so classic...

  Jiumozhi looked at it with a head full of sweat and asked in a trembling voice: "Chen Gongzi, what is this that you have drawn..."

  Chen Xiao said irritably: "This is a person, can't you see that? Don't mess around, if the thought is interrupted, it won't be easy to deal with!"

  Jiumo Zhi has never had anyone dare to tell him "don't cause trouble" since he was born. But at this critical moment, how could he dare to refute? Only Chen Xiao could call him "don't cause trouble", and he really didn't cause any more trouble.

  In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore, clasped my hands together and muttered: "Amitabha Buddha have mercy, Amitabha Buddha have mercy..."

  He was really afraid of accidentally slapping Chen Xiao to death with one palm.

  Chen Xiao bit his pen holder, carefully recalling the text about the Six Meridian Divine Sword in "Tian Long" that he had read on Earth. He thought to himself: "The records in 'Tian Long' are not very detailed, and relying solely on these might not be enough to deceive this Ji Mo Zhi. Moreover, whether it's true or false, he'll find out as soon as he tries to practice it. I need to think of a way to trick him into the ditch quickly."

  "The Six Meridians Divine Sword, divided into six sword techniques: Shao Shang, Shang Yang, Zhong Chong, Guan Chong, Shao Chong and Shao Ze. The Six Meridians Divine Sword is not a real sword, but rather an internal energy that has been transformed into a sword aura, having substance without form, and can be called the Formless Air Sword."

  When he was on Earth, he rarely wrote with a pen, and when he needed to write something, he mostly typed on the computer and saved it to a U disk. Now that he's writing with a brush pen, his handwriting is crooked and ugly, not to mention that even recognizing what he's written would be quite difficult.

  Jiumo Zhi watched Chen Xiao write on the side, watching with extreme jealousy.

  The handwriting is so ugly that it will take a long time to even recognize which character is which. I wanted to help Chen Xiao write, but when I saw him deep in thought, I was afraid of disturbing his train of thought.

  He thought of Kumarajiva's years of roaming the rivers and lakes, but he had never been so hesitant and uncertain before.

  Jumozhi was hesitant on the other side, while Chen Xiao thought to himself: "This Six Pulses Divine Sword, if Jumozhi practices it carelessly, it will definitely not work, and his own life will be in danger. But if he really masters the original Six Pulses Divine Sword, that's also not good, because this guy will surely wreak havoc on the martial arts world. What to do..."

  Thinking of this, I suddenly thought that Ji Mo's flame knife is a kind of splitting palm, and the six meridian divine sword is actually a kind of empty-handed pointing force, but it tends to be sharp with sword energy. The actual working principle of this flame knife and the six meridian divine sword is not much different.

  Why not change it to a variant of the Flame Knife, and at that time, Jiuzi will naturally be able to practice it, but no matter how he practices, it is still the Flame Knife, just with a different method.

  My own life is safe, and the Six Meridians Divine Sword has not been lost either.

  Got it! Next time I'll add some other stuff inside and practice with you until you're dead!

  Mess with me and you'll be in trouble, just take it and leave!

  This time, Chen Xiao's heart was overjoyed and he picked up his brush to write on the rice paper: "The so-called six pulses refer to the six pulses of the hand, including the Hand Taiyin Lung Meridian, Hand Jueyin Pericardium Meridian, Hand Shaoyin Heart Meridian, Hand Taiyang Small Intestine Meridian, Hand Yangming Stomach Meridian, and Hand Shaoyang Sanjiao Meridian."

  He wrote on this side, thinking in his heart about the trajectory of the Flame Knife he had observed before. He thought to himself: "Flame Knife, that's two fire meridians cultivating scorching internal energy, and then using two earth meridians to neutralize the fire poison. Hmph, this time I'll simply add two more fire meridians! When the time comes, you evil monk will be consumed by lustful flames, let's see if you can break your vow of celibacy!"

  Chen Xiao was originally a technical expert in the acupuncture department of traditional Chinese medicine. The properties and acupoints of the human body's meridians were at his fingertips. Since he had already made up his mind, he picked up his pen and continued writing: "Six Meridian Divine Sword, First Pass, Hand Shaoyin Heart Meridian, Shaoshang Sword."

  Then on the left side of the "male toilet sign" on the rice paper, according to the position of this Hand Shaoyin Heart Meridian, draw a black line and mark the positions of the acupoints of the Hand Shaoyin Heart Meridian at each location.

  "Shaosheng Sword, the true energy in the body bursts out violently, from the Dan Tian to the Ren Mai Zhong Shu hole, and then from the Zhong Shu hole into the Hand Shaoyin Heart Meridian. From the extreme spring of the armpit to the Qingling on the inner side of the arm, down to the Zhaohai, Lingdao, Tongli, and Yingu, during which the true energy of the whole body is refined again, out of the Shenmen, to Shaofu, and finally shot out from the Shaochong hole."

  "The Hand Shaoyin Heart Meridian belongs to Yin, and it is necessary to use the extreme Yang attribute of internal force. When the two collide in this meridian, the power can be increased fourfold, which is called the Shaochong Sword Energy, invisible and intangible."

  After finishing these words, Chen Xiao also wrote out the names of various major acupoints on the "male toilet sign" in detail.

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  Yes, Kumarajiva is indeed going to be sad...