Chapter 18: Mom no longer worries about me being bullied

  "Hello everyone, I'm Xiaozhi, the commentator who makes people love him and flowers bloom wherever he goes, but also causes cars to burst their tires. Today, I've come again to bring you a first-person perspective of League of Legends, hehehe... Before we enter the game screen, let's start with a true story..." A very lecherous voice comes from the video.

  "Is this Xiao Zhi?" asked Biao Ge with a puzzled tone.

  "Uh-huh!" Yang Hao nodded.

  "How narcissistic!" Biao Ge watched the video with great interest.

  The scene on the screen changed and subtitles appeared.

  "Another true story, what exactly made Bi Ge regain his confidence as a man?"

  Then a young man with a slightly decadent temperament appeared on the screen and said: "Once, I was a lonely boy!"

  "My world was black and white until I met you!"

  "But!"

  The scene changed again, Bi Ge held a mouse in his hand and said: "It's this thing that helped me regain my confidence as a man, look at my eyes!"

  Big Brother's head shook violently, his eyes flashing with electricity: "Destroy him!"

  "Now, if you buy a wireless mouse at Xiao Zhi's Taobao store, it comes with this super-large mouse pad that's bigger, longer and wider. You can move it around however you want!" Bi Ge said, holding the mouse pad and swinging his hips.

  "Mom doesn't worry about me getting killed in League of Legends anymore!"

  "Little Zhi's Taobao store, Just do it!"

  "Don't forget to collect it even if you don't buy it!"

  ……

  "...a few minutes of advertising left Yu Wenle and Biubiu stunned."

  "Too talented! Haha!" Biao Ge laughed loudly, "This Bi Ge is pretty good, I'll support him, go buy a mouse!"

  Yu Wenle also had a helpless expression, if Biao Ge and Bi Ge were to meet together it would be even more unbearable.

  "Alright, let's get back on track. This time I recorded a game of Barbarian King Thedamir, also known as the Barbarian King or the Five-Second True Man. Ah, it's really pitiful for him..."

  ……

  The villain in the video fully brings out Xiao Zhi's lewd personality, advancing when the enemy retreats and retreating when the enemy advances.

  "A real man must know how to return blood!" Little Zhi hummed in the video.

  "As a top laner, it's all about who can be more disgusting than the other. If you manage to disgust the opponent, then you win. Of course, when I play Riven, it's not just about being disgusting!"

  "Do you know why I just felt embarrassed?"

  "Now I'm going to teach you a little trick," said Xiaozhi.

  "Everyone take a look, when there's no one around, can't the W skill of the Barbarian King be pressed?"

  "But once someone presses it out, we can take this skill to explore the grass, facing the grass, if your W can press it out, it means that there must be a big pile of feces waiting for you in the grass."

  "Don't rush into it blindly at this time..."

  "Oh!" Yu Wenle and Biubiu suddenly realized, it turns out it can be done this way.

  This trick is easy to overlook, but at this time, the value of watching videos is revealed, and many small tricks can be learned from videos.

  It seems there's still much to learn, Yu Wenle thought to himself.

  In the video, Xiao Zhi's barbarian king is a god-killing Buddha, leading his team to annihilate the opponent and then pushing away the opponent's base to win.

  "Xiao Zhi once again led his teammates in maintaining world peace. Now, let's move on to the Taobao recommendation segment..."

  ……

  "Wow, that's awesome! I've decided, I'm going to play as the Barbarian King..." said Biao Ge excitedly.

  Yu Wenle and Yang Hao were speechless as they watched Biao Ge dancing with his hands and feet.

  "Biao Ge, it's because others have good skills that they can play Man Wang well!" Yang Hao asked seriously on the side.

  Biao Ge glanced at Yang Hao and said disdainfully: "Little kid, don't you know that skills can be practiced?"

  "Brother Biao, Xiao Zhi is having a good time because he's shameless enough!" Yang Hao said with a careless smile.

  "Then I'm cheap too!" Biao Ge blurted out.

  Yu Wenle stifled his smile and looked away.

  Xiuxiu's face also turned red from holding it in.

  ……

  Looking at their expressions, Biao Ge finally came to his senses, and was taken advantage of by the little kid. Biao Ge immediately ran away in a hurry.

  "Xiao Haozi, are you asking for a beating?" Biao Ge gritted his teeth and said.

  Fingers snapped loudly at the same time.

  Seeing Biao Ge seemingly coming true, Yang Hao suddenly felt a little scared. He immediately ran to Xiuxiu's side. He figured it out that Biao Ge was still very afraid of Xiuxiu.

  As expected, Xiuxiu glared at Biao Ge, and Biao Ge immediately shut up.

  "Alright!" Yu Wenle said with a smile: "Anyway, there's still time, just practice slowly..."

  Yu Wenle asked Yang Hao: "Then what video should I watch when I'm jungling? You won't make me watch Xiao Zhi's video, will you?"

  "We don't get along in terms of personality!" Yu Wenle declared first.

  "What about you?" Yang Hao rubbed his chin thoughtfully and said, "You should go take a look at Xiao Mo's number one series in the national server. It's all about the number one players in the national server. See if it's useful for you!"

  "And he should get along with your personality!" Yang Hao nodded and said.

  "What's your personality like?" Biao Ge asked.

  Yu Wenle's mind went black. With Brother Lang being so cooperative, he didn't even need to think about it. What good words could possibly come out of this little brat's mouth?

  "Of course it's awesome!" Yang Hao laughed.

  I knew it!

  I knew it!

  Brother Biao, must you be so cooperative!

  ……

  "Is there anyone else who is not a hoodlum?" Yu Wenle asked with an expressionless face.

  "This one, I think Xiao Mo's video is more suitable for you." Yang Hao chuckled.

  Yu Wenle took a deep breath in his heart.

  The world is so beautiful, but I am so violent, this is not good...

  "This little ink is set aside for now, is there anything else?" Yu Wenle asked gritting his teeth.

  Seeing Yu Wenle who seemed to be about to eat him, Yang Hao hastily said: "Yes! Yes!"

  "Little Ogura's sister!"

  "Huh? Has Kourai Aki changed careers to become a commentator?" Biao Ge exclaimed excitedly upon hearing this.

  "Are you very familiar with her?" Xiu Xiu pinched Biao Ge's ribs and said.

  "No... nothing... just... I've heard of it..." Biao Ge hastily explained.

  Yang Hao glanced at Biao Ge with a pleased expression and said: "This little Cang sister is not that Teacher Cang, go face the wall for having perverted thoughts!"

  "This Xiao Cang sister is something else, she actually formed the country's first League of Legends women's team and was a professional player..."

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