Chapter 1: Luckily It's Not My Mom
"Finally finished the exam..."
"Free at last..."
"Ah..."
A bell rang out and the examinees in the classroom poured out like a tide, some excited, some disappointed, all sorts of expressions.
This is a high school entrance examination site in Changde, Hunan. Yu Wenle, who just finished the exam, walked out of the examination room with a calm expression. As an excellent student in the experimental class of a key school, plus two months of review, this high school entrance examination was no different from his usual practice.
"Yu Wenle... you're also taking this exam!" someone suddenly shouted while tapping Yu Wenle's shoulder.
Yu Wenle cracked a smile, turned his head in anger, and saw a giant fat man smiling at him, Yu Wenle twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Fei Biao, you're asking for death, using so much force!"
Although he said so, he was still quite happy in his heart. Fei Biao's real name is Zhen Nengbiao, and he is Yu Wenle's neighbor. They played together from childhood to primary school and middle school. However, they haven't seen each other for a long time since high school due to their vastly different grades. Today, they suddenly met at the exam venue, which felt like meeting an old friend in a foreign land.
"Hey, it's been a long time since I've seen you! I was thinking of you, and here you are taking this exam too, oh no!" Zhen Nengbiao slapped his own forehead with his large hand.
"What's wrong?"
"If I had known you were taking this exam, I would have asked you for the answers. The ones I bought aren't as reliable as yours..." Zhen Nengbiao said regretfully.
Yu Wenle rolled his eyes.
"Le Le, ready to go home?" asked Zhen Nengbiao.
"Fei Biao, you're looking for a fight." Yu Wenle immediately became displeased. When he was young, this fat guy's name had caused so many jokes. As a result, this guy, in order to find psychological balance, after hearing Yu Wenle's mother call him Le Le once, started calling him that everywhere, almost causing Yu Wenle to cut ties with the fat guy. In the end, after much persuasion, the fat guy agreed not to call him that, but as a condition, he was not allowed to call him his real name, Fei Biao, which wasn't much different from his actual name anyway.
"Hey, hey, talk seriously, are you preparing to go home?" Zhen Nengbiao asked.
"Of course, after working so hard for these few days, you should at least take a two-day break?" Yu Wenle said with a smile.
"Cut it out, you want me to believe others are working hard, but you..." Zhen Nengbiao looked him up and down with a skeptical face.
"Shouldn't your kind of top student find the college entrance exam as easy as eating and drinking?"
"Hehe, why did I just hear a sour tone?"
"How can I not be sour? Now my belly is full of sour water, from a young age my dad and mom compared me to you, oh, people comparing to people is suffocating... Fortunately, my parents don't have any hopes for me now... otherwise they would be even more disappointed..." Zhen Neng Biao sighed.
"Hmm, this doesn't seem like you at all! Even the usually bold and carefree Biao Ge has a sentimental day!" Yu Wenle teased.
"Alright, let's not talk about that. Today I met my brother and he'll take you out to have some fun." Zhen Nengbiao's face immediately lit up with a smile, automatically omitting the "biao" character, referring to himself as "brother".
"Haha!" Yu Wenle laughed twice.
……
At the school gate, the two were caught by Yu Wenle's mother as soon as they left the school.
"Luer, how did you come out with BiaoBiao!" Yu Wenle's loud voice immediately attracted the attention of those around him.
"Hey! Auntie, can you not shout so loudly? There are so many people here!" Zhen Nengbiao said with a bitter face.
"What's with the loud and soft voices? Don't be afraid, I'll see who dares to say anything!" Li Xiujiao shouted back.
Biao Ge's face suddenly turned green, and he pulled at Yu Wenle's sleeve, saying: "Your mom... hasn't changed one bit..."
Yu Wenle smiled and said: "My mom can't be controlled by anyone, even the old Buddha in our house. Don't expect my mom to compromise with you."
"Brother Biao's tongue was tied, 'Goodness, how did your dad make it through...' "
……
"Le Le, how was your exam? Is it Tsinghua or Peking University?" Li Xiujiao asked.
Yu Wenle looked around at the strange gazes with a nervous heart and forced himself to say: "It's fine... uh..."
Li Xiujiao suddenly became displeased, "You unlucky child, Tsinghua is Tsinghua, Peking University is Peking University, how can they be the same? What does this mean? Didn't you do well on the exam?"
Seeing Old Lady Buddha seemingly about to blow up, Yu Wenle immediately faced the contemptuous gazes around him and said: "Mom, I haven't even thought it through yet!"
"This is just right!" Li Xiujiao was very satisfied. "Go home now, Mom will cook a delicious meal for you tonight."
"Uh, mom, today Biao...Biao...called me to play, saying that the exam is over and I need to relax, so I won't go home yet." Yu Wenle said.
"Is that so?" Li Xiujiao gazed at the two of them, saying after a long while: "Alright, but you have to come home early, and don't let Biao spoil our Lele."
Li Xiujiao finished speaking and rode away on her electric bike, leaving behind two people who were quite speechless.
"Luo Luo, I think I should head home and sleep. I'm afraid of corrupting you..." Biao Ge said with a gloomy face.
"Haha, you know, my mom has always been like this, just get used to it." Yu Wenle also said with a helpless expression.
Biao Ge was depressed for half a day, then suddenly laughed and saw Yu Wenle looking at him suspiciously. Biao Ge shook his head and smiled: "I figured it out..." He said seriously and patted Yu Wenle's shoulder: "Fortunately, it wasn't my mom!"
……
Yu Wen was taken aback.
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