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Laughter of 72 yards

  072YD's laughter

  The movie ended quickly, Liu Mengyun hugged my arm and cried while watching, crying so hard that I felt my entire sleeve was wet.

  The movie is just about A man loving A woman, A man and A woman sleeping together, A woman not understanding what sleeping together means, thinking that hugging and sleeping is having a relationship, A man dying in the end, A woman crying loudly, A woman finally realizing A man's love for her surpassed physical intimacy.

  It's just a melodramatic plot, I'm used to this kind of situation, and I don't know how many people have died in my hands. This kind of thing can't move my heart, can't make my heart waver.

  I'm really speechless when it comes to women, just add a bit of melodrama and they'll be moved to the point of being at a loss for words. This is also because they can't face the fact that sex is just sex; if they understood this, then movies wouldn't have any emotional impact either.

  Everyone thinks A man is a real man, but who has seen how painful it is for men to die and how painful it is for women. XXOO things are really extremely complicated things.

  I am completely speechless about Liu Mengyun, my clothes are either covered in tears or snot, it's gotten to the point where I can't even wear them anymore. When I went out, I directly took off my clothes, and I saw many people casting strange glances at me.

  "Sorry! I really didn't mean to, let's go buy you a new piece of clothing right away." Liu Mengyun said softly.

  "Alright, I won't say anything more. Is it just a piece of clothing? It's nothing, as long as you're happy."

  I pulled Liu Mengyun, who looked embarrassed, into the car amidst a crowd of onlookers' admiring and envious gazes.

  "Zhang Hao, did you know? The muscles on your body are really well-developed. If you had used a bit more strength just now, I might have really submitted to you." Liu Mengyun said with a playful tone, changing from her previous state.

  "Am I going to die if I don't seduce you? Not all men think with their lower body, remember to buy me a dress later!"

  "Alright, little demon, but to be honest, your physique is amazing, well-developed chest muscles, eight-pack abs, and all these scars on your body... don't you know how tempting this is for a pure and innocent girl like me?" Liu Mengyun said while touching the scars on my body.

  "Can't you just behave yourself?! I'm still driving! You're making me so anxious, be careful or I'll execute you on the spot!" I threatened fiercely.

  "Come on! I'm just afraid you don't have the guts. Alright, stop the car!"

  "What's wrong?"

  "Cut the crap, park it!"

  I had no choice but to stop by the side of the road, and saw Liu Mengyun open the car door and run onto the roadside carpet. She bought a T-shirt on impulse and handed a red Mao Zedong badge to the other person. The boss then found a green Mao Zedong badge and a brown Mao Zedong badge.

  Liu Mengyun threw the clothes at me, "Put them on and take me home!"

  I looked at this piece of clothing and tried it on, it's still okay, "How much is this clothes?"

  "Almost thirty!"

  "Hey! Are you kidding me?! That's Adidas I'm talking about! It's a limited edition Grandfather Mao jacket! And now you're giving me a 30 yuan street stall product? Can you live with yourself after what I've done for you?! You're a rich second generation, and you ruined my Adidas, and then gave me a fake product, that's just too much!"

  This isn't that we look down on street vendors, we've also suffered before, no disdain. A rich second-generation giving me a street vendor's goods, this is bullying!

  But since she's a beauty, I won't bother with her, I'll just remain silent.

  "Hurry up and go! I've already returned your clothes, I want to go home and sleep. These past few days my mood has been bad, I don't want to go to school." Liu Mengyun said languidly.

  I drove quickly to the villa and followed Liu Mengyun obediently.

  "I'm going to take a bath, do you want to come together?" Liu Mengyun said with an expressionless face.

  "Xiao Meng! Do you know what it means to have a distinction between men and women? We don't even have that kind of relationship yet, can't you not make things sound so natural?! Can't you be more reserved?!" I said helplessly.

  "Look at your behavior!" Liu Mengyun said and then turned around with a swish of her hips and entered the bathroom.

  I took a rough look around the villa and casually turned on the TV to watch it.

  One thing that has to be said is that the works of the film and television industry are getting worse and worse, there are no good movies or TV dramas to watch. Fortunately, the TV here can access the internet, so I watched "Naruto", although some people think it's childish, but at least it's more interesting than those bad films.

  "Ah..."

  A loud scream came from upstairs, it was Liu Mengyun's voice.

  I sprang up from the sofa in a flash, taking three steps at once, and rushed upstairs wildly. I ran to the bathroom door, kicked it open with one foot, and jumped right in.

  All I saw was Liu Mengyun hiding in a corner of the room, pointing at a cockroach and shrieking.

  I picked up my slippers and with a "slap", a small cockroach was killed right in front of me.

  "Alright, it's fine now! Just call me if you need anything! I didn't expect you to be afraid of cockroaches." I said calmly as I put on my slippers and looked at Liu Mengyun.

  At this time, Liu Mengyun was completely naked from head to toe, with her hair wet and draped over her chest and back. The two large white rabbits on her chest stood proudly upright, while the lush black forest below formed a lovely inverted triangle shape, covering up that lovely peach blossom cave.

  My eyes widened with excitement, I secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "You're busy, call me if you need anything, I'll go watch cartoons first."

  I finished speaking and turned around to walk out the door.

  "Halt!"

  "What's up?" I turned my head around, forcing myself not to be tempted.

  "Turn around!" Liu Mengyun ordered from behind.

  "Oh God, oh God, it's not that I want to turn around, she's my boss, and I'm just following orders! Amitabha, good, good!" I silently prayed in my heart, and obediently turned my head around.

  "Bang!"

  "Hooligan!"

  "Bang!"

  "Shameless!"

  I suddenly felt that my two cheeks were burning with pain, Liu Mengyun's anger had reached its peak, she stretched out her hand and pointed to the door, shouting loudly, "Get out! Get out of here!"

  Upon hearing this, I immediately ran out with a gloomy face.

  Fortunately, there is no one else in the villa now, otherwise I would have lost face. Although I was slapped by a beauty twice, it's still me who saw her clearly! Speaking of which, I didn't lose out either. Liu Mengyun's figure is much better than Mao Mao's.

  It is said that with one more thread it becomes fat, and with one less thread it becomes thin. The big ones are big, the small ones are small, a perfect golden ratio.

  I lay silently on the sofa and started daydreaming, with the scenes from earlier constantly flashing in my mind. Now I have to thank the education and training I've received, this ability to remember everything at a glance and observe tiny details has finally come into play. As I lay on the sofa, I couldn't help but let out a silly laugh.

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