Original flavor
The guy was clearly startled by my sudden movement, and he slowly turned his head, smiling at me, "Brother, we're all in the same line of work, how about we cooperate!"
This guy takes me as his colleague, which is quite interesting, I'll just play along with him for now.
"What's the collaboration? What benefits can you bring me?" I asked with a very interested expression.
"It's this thing, I'll show it to you!" He reached into his chest with one hand and rummaged around, looking like he was pulling something out.
All I saw was his right hand, which had been in his pocket, suddenly shooting out towards my neck. My body took a small step back and my right hand grabbed his wrist. It wasn't until then that I clearly saw that he was holding a purely black dagger, which didn't reflect any light under the weak moonlight, apparently having undergone some special treatment.
This guy is really ruthless, directly rushing in a direction that wants me to die, this can still be tolerated, what can't be tolerated.
I decisively struck him, directly kneeing his waist and chopping a hand knife on the back of his neck. This guy immediately softened like rotten meat without bones.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" I knocked on the bedroom door loudly.
"Get up, I've got something great to show you guys, it's going to be a blast!" I shouted inside.
"What's going on! Are you still not letting people sleep! I'm drowsy!" A faint voice came from inside, it was Nannan.
"Good stuff, you guys will definitely be very happy when you come later, it's absolutely a midnight snack, and it's definitely attractive." I said as I turned on the lights in the living room.
"Crack!"
"What's wrong with you? Are you sick or something?" Liu Mengyun said sleepily and impatiently, looking at me with blurry eyes.
"Look!" I pointed at the thief lying on the ground.
"Ah! Who is this?" Liu Mengyun asked in surprise.
"Thief! I've caught you, play however you want to play, anyway this guy has thrown in his lot with you, do whatever you want with him!"
"Hurry, hurry! Get up, we caught a thief and can play the interrogation game now!" Liu Mengyun excitedly ran in to shake awake the others sleeping on the bed, not looking like she had just woken up at all.
Four girls excitedly ran out and took out a red rope, helping the thief up with seven hands and eight feet, without me needing to lift a finger.
When I saw them helping the thief, I was thoroughly conquered by these women. I think it's necessary for me to sing a song of admiration for them: "I admire your skill, you've manipulated love so cleverly!"
They actually tied him up just like in a movie.
"Where did you guys learn this? Looking at your movements, it seems like you're quite skilled!"
"Mind your own business! Scram, can't you see we're busy?" Liu Mengyun said irritably.
"Alright, alright! I'm going! You guys play, I'll watch you play!" I had no choice but to surrender and not bother with these women, or who knows how they would bully me? If they were to drug me and tie me up too, that would be too humiliating, a truly unbearable scene.
Nan Nan held a cup and took a sip of tap water.
"Pffft!" He spat it right onto the thief's face.
"Look at me! Pinch in the middle!" Feifei stretched out her thumb nail on that one centimeter, and pinched it towards the thief's nose.
"Hmm!"
The thief woke up in pain and saw four beauties wearing nightgowns in front of him.
"Damn it, where are you looking! I'll beat you to death, you shameless stinky rogue!" Liu Mengyun cursed and picked up his slippers, swinging them left and right at the thief's face.
"Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap......" The sound of the shoe sole and face violently colliding at zero distance echoed into my ears.
It wasn't until then that I realized these girls weren't wearing any underwear, and as they walked, the little white rabbits on their chests jumped up and down happily, with a hint of black shadow visible through the thin nightgowns.
This beautiful scenery makes me feel a surge of spring-like emotions, and I'm actually quite grateful to that little thief. If he hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have noticed this beautiful scenery either.
Liu Mengyun fought for a while, then estimated that she was tired from fighting, threw her slippers to one side and sat down on the sofa on the other side. "Oh my god! I'm exhausted, this guy can really withstand it! If it were me, I would have surrendered long ago!"
A chill ran down my spine as I weakly said: "Xiao Meng, it seems like you didn't even give him a chance to confess earlier!"
Liu Mengyun gave me a white eye, "Mind your own business! I won't talk to you anymore, let me see what this guy has stolen." Liu Mengyun said while searching the thief's body with the other three girls, turning all his pockets inside out. Finally, they found many undergarments in the thief's bosom, as well as a lot of criminal tools and lost wallets, mobile phones, Chairman Mao badges, etc.
"Hey, Feifei, Nannan, he's stuffed your underwear into his pocket!" Liu Mengyun held up two undergarments, one red and one white, shaking them back and forth.
"What are you talking about! You and Dandan are just the same!" Nannan also shouted, holding two pairs of underwear in her hand.
Dandan's face turned red instantly, "How perverted, how shameless!"
"I said can you guys not be so arrogant? It's just a stolen underwear, isn't it? Aren't all the underwears and bras here? What's there to be excited about?" I said helplessly.
"You don't know, our school has had someone's underwear stolen for two weeks in a row. I heard that some girls even had relationships with the thief at midnight, and the school is in an uproar." Liu Mengyun explained to me very seriously.
"I knew it. Why are you all so kind? The truth is that I've been waiting for you here! You should have just asked me to help you catch the thief directly, isn't that right?"
"Oh no! How can I bring myself to say such a thing! What if it scares you away! She's so afraid of saying it. Feifei started her gentle attack again, and I couldn't take it anymore. What I'm most afraid of is girls being coy."
"Alright, alright. You guys discuss what to do with this guy first, I still need to sleep afterwards! It's late at night, this is exhausting."
"Hmm! Let me think!"
"Huh? Alright, listen to me!" Feifei and the others huddled together saying that, and once again I was directly ignored by them.
"Zhang Hao! Knock him out!" Liu Mengyun commanded.
"Slap!" One knife hand finished it off.
Liu Mengyun and the others have already started untying their shoelaces and taking off their clothes.
Ten minutes later...
The miserable thief was tied to the handrail of the stairs on the first floor of the dormitory, with six big red characters written in front of her chest: "I am an underwear thief!" On her head, they had mischievously put a pair of original-flavor underwear that belonged to someone else. As for why it was original flavor, it was because they forced me to choose from inside, and it was one that had been changed during my period.

