Chapter 30: Those Things with the Beautiful Captain

  When Gong Qi was talking about his affair with Tuan Chuan and the beautiful captain Mei Zhizi with great relish, Tuan Chuan's heart was not feeling good. He still patiently listened on.

  "Don't think that, Palace Qi is just a tender calf, secretly thinking of eating the old grass with yellow teeth from the black team. Palace Qi can totally imagine what a woman in her 30s would be like? Her skin must be loose and sagging, definitely droopy, and that hair must be jet black."

  Hei Feng asked inexplicably: "Is it a raven?"

  "Yes, yes." Gong Qi glanced at the cave and then looked at Chuan Ji, saying: "Right. Bai's team must be wondering what this cave is all about?"

  This was exactly what Chuan Qi wanted to figure out, and he shifted his gaze to that hole, saying: "Speak up."

  "This mountain is called Old Crow Mountain, and this cave is called Crow Cave. It was the lair of Hei Maozi, a bandit from Hengshan. 'Lao Mei' led his troops on an outdoor exercise, passing by the foot of Old Crow Mountain, when they were ambushed by a small group of bandits. The members of the Crow Team were selected from among thousands and tens of thousands of soldiers, each one was exceptionally skilled. What could these bandits do against them? 'Lao Mei' led his team to victory, pursuing and attacking up Old Crow Mountain, and in one move they occupied Crow Cave. From then on, this Old Crow Mountain became the outdoor training base for the Crow Team. And what was hidden in Crow Cave were all sorts of equipment belonging to our team."

  "So it was."

  "Just now, where did I get to?"

  Crow Cave.

  "That monk doesn't eat meat, but he likes the smell of it. I'm a weirdo who doesn't eat meat but loves the smell of it. That day, Guan Qi followed 'Lao Mei' to Manzhouli to recruit soldiers and buy horses. At dinner time, she saw her fondling Tun Chuan's file with relish - her heart was already a little sour. After serving 'Lao Mei' dinner, Guan Qi waited in the living room for the big boss who was about to come and have fun with the old woman, as instructed by her. A person of extraordinary intelligence, apart from being able to think on their feet, is probably someone with an extraordinary imagination."

  Although Kawaki had already driven Michiko out of his heart, he still had her mark left in his mind. Therefore, when it came to rumors about her and any man, he couldn't help but feel a little jealous.

  Gong Qi looked at Chuan Qi's bewildered face, thinking that he hadn't understood what she was saying, so she explained to him that every time she heard the sound of a woman bathing, she had rich and extraordinary imagination.

  "This aspect, our team has always been slow."

  Gong Qi said: "At Bai's age, Gong Qi may not be so curious anymore."

  He nodded slightly.

  Gong Qi was idle in the living room, but Gong Qi was not a person who could stay still. Since he couldn't stay still, he thought of finding something to do. So, Gong Qi started peeling an orange for 'Lao Mei'. He went to get that big orange. Suddenly, Gong Qi felt it looked too much like a woman's breasts. After playing with it for a while, Gong Qi peeled the orange open and was about to put it on a fruit plate when something happened.

  Gong Qi stopped and deliberately teased Hei Dui's appetite, saying: "Does the Black Team want to know what happened?"

  "What's going on?"

  "Guess."

  "Did the fruit plate suddenly fall to the ground and break?"

  Gong Qi smiled and thought to himself, "This stupid pig still thinks he can intimidate this team?" Compared to Mei Zhizi, he's not that much worse, but his brain is a bit duller. However, he hypocritically said, "Bai Team is really humorous."

  He saw from Gong Qi's eyes that this little rascal looked down on people from the heart, said he was humorous, but actually ridiculed his own stupidity. So, he shouted: "If you have something to say, speak quickly, if you have fart, let it out quickly, our team doesn't have time to turn around and make a detour with you!"

  "Good, good, good!" Gong Qi nodded and continued with great interest: "The charge of the Great Japanese Imperial Army was like a withered tree being blown down, but the sound that Gong Qi heard was infinitely beautiful, like a gentle breeze caressing his face, like water flowing gently. Gong Qi listened, feeling as if he had finally encountered a refreshing rain after a long drought, his calm heart began to beat rapidly, his rigid body gradually softened, and the bird in its cage flew out. The White Team must have experienced what it's like to have one's soul overturned, but Gong Qi had already deeply felt it."

  Chuan Qi had already understood what he was saying, and originally wanted to stop him with a "forget it", but Gong Qi was the first person in the Crow Team to fawn on himself. If he let him drift away from himself, it would be a case of losing the big picture due to a small matter, causing the entire Crow Team to become disheartened with himself. Therefore, he let the other party continue speaking.

  Gong Qi closed his eyes, with a look of intoxication, constantly moving his lips: "Gong Qi held the fruit plate, facing the refreshing breeze, wading through the gurgling water, listening to the infinite beautiful sounds, and walked past. Gong Qi could no longer resist the temptation of an old woman, thinking of the monk Hua in the temple who was indulgent in both wine and lust..."

  However, I got a nose full of dust and was extremely embarrassed. Gong Qi opened his eyes in a daze and said: "Don't worry about laughing at the White team, Gong Qi comes from a prominent family, since childhood he has been taught to reach for the moon and not be content with just stars, how could he bear this kind of humiliation? So, he thought of revenge. The opportunity finally came."

  Gong Qi said, looking at Chuan Qi, seeing that the other party was distracted and didn't take his own story seriously, but it was already nearing its end, he had to finish telling it. Putting it in his heart, he felt quite unhappy.

  The day before, 'Lao Mei' was so strange about that broken file. Gong Qi thought, as soon as Teng Chuan arrived, a good show would definitely be performed. Sure enough, the next day this kid came, and the good show was performed in 'Lao Mei's bedroom. Gong Qi heard that sound again from the night before. However, it had completely changed its tone. Not only was it not beautiful, but it also made Gong Qi feel like two dogs were **. So, I falsely reported military information, brought the big boss to ruin their good deed. That sound disappeared, and I, Gong Qi, won a complete victory, rushing out of the door with excitement, running to a deserted place, shouting loudly at the sky.

  Gong Qi asked: "White team, you must want to know if 'Lao Mei' and Chen Chuan will continue fighting after knowing it was a false alarm?"

  Chuan Qi's heart felt a pang of discomfort, his dim eyes staring blankly at the vast sky, without responding.

  "Afterwards, Gong Qi interrogated Tun Chuan. This little guy not only didn't blame himself, but instead thanked me for saving him." Gong Qi raised his head like a proud horse, then stared at the Crow Cave and said: "Therefore, Gong Qi dares to confirm that this little guy must have been scared out of his wits, let his horse run south of the mountain, and deserted in the face of battle."

  Wang Qi asked again: "Bai Dui must want to know how 'Lao Mei' punished Wang Qi?"

  Chuan Qi lowered his head and glanced at Gong Qi, feeling that this matter was a bit dull, so he shifted his gaze to the side of Wuya Cave, not wanting to bother with this shameless guy anymore.

  "'Lao Mei' not only didn't punish Gong Qi, but instead was polite to him."

  Chen Qi knew there was more to his words, and the fire that had been suppressed in his belly had already escaped, but he still forced himself to hold it back, asking: "Really? Zhi Zi is afraid of your illustrious family, so she's actually being polite to you?"

  Jing Qi suddenly realized that his words were a bit too straightforward, and he felt Guan Cheng's anger from his sharp gaze, so he immediately buried his head.

  Just as Kawahara was about to slap Kōji in the face, Kawano Ryōko rushed over.