Chapter 6: Perfect Misunderstanding

  "Huh, this hot spring can move freely! Move back, you can't move smoothly!" Zhang Yu, who was enjoying his beautiful dream, suddenly found that the hot spring began to move slowly, and he shouted unwillingly; having a dream to such an extent, Zhang Yu could be said to be unprecedented!

  "Hey, I'm telling you, old squad leader... how did you bring this new recruit Egg Egg here! Can he take it? Look at him, he looks like a black girl... He's not even arrived yet and he's already fallen down. Since the establishment of our squad, he's the first one to be carried up the mountain..."

  The senior soldier on the right rear side said with effort, using his shoulder to carry Zhang Yu who was still deeply asleep, but that strong face and robust body didn't seem to think there was anything wrong...

  "That's right, old squad leader! If this kid can't stay on the mountain, then he'll take away our winter quota!" The senior soldier on the left rear side said with a face full of discontent.

  "That's right, that's right..." The two men in front also started speaking, but after exchanging a glance, they both smiled slyly...

  "Damn it, you guys are having an easy life, aren't you?" "Don't want to carry him anymore, huh?" "Don't want to work anymore, huh?" "Then get out of here now!" Sun Jian's face was about to burst into flames, and he had been holding back his anger, but hearing these complaints made him furious...

  "How can we? Old squad leader! We're just thinking of you, wanting to talk to you..." The senior soldier on the left side said in a soft voice, this guy was a typical "smooth talker".

  "You guys... I don't know what's going on in your minds! You lift up your butts and I know whether you're constipated or have diarrhea, especially you 'Han Wei'" Sun Jian panted heavily, pointing at the senior soldier who was making an innocent face...

  "Take away winter quota..." The old squad leader really couldn't take it anymore, this guy's disgusting expression...

  "Ahh... no!"

  That old classmate, not the class leader, oh my god! Don't play with people like this!"?????? "I was wrong, I was wrong, isn't that enough? Please don't! My girlfriend is still waiting for me to go back! And my mom, that one..."?????? "Hehe" The two in front smiled slyly: "Hey, little Hanzi, didn't you say last time that your girlfriend sent you a letter saying she wanted to break up with you? How come now it's like she's waiting for you?"?????? "Shut up! Little Lizi, if you don't speak, no one will think you're mute!" Han Wei saw his beautiful lie being exposed, and his face turned red... just like Cao Cao encountering Guan Yu on the Huarong Road......?????? "Haha"... The other three burst out laughing, and the temporary single frame on their shoulders shook even more violently!?????? "Damn... I told you to move smoothly, why didn't you listen?" Zhang Yu, who felt the shaking getting bigger and bigger, shouted loudly at the hot spring in his dream:?????? "Uh"... The five of them were shocked simultaneously, and the four carrying the frame let go of it at the same time...?????? "Bang, bang"... Zhang Yu's butt came into intimate contact with the cold, protruding rock...?????? "Ssss"... Zhang Yu hugged his buttocks and started practicing squat jumps on the spot...?????? "Hehe"... The five of them simultaneously reached back to rub a certain place, as if they were also injured...?????? "Mmm"... "Abu" looked at the few of them like he was watching a monkey show, and chuckled:?????? "Zhang Yu, are you okay?" Still, the class leader reacted quickly and helped Zhang Yu up, asking:?????? Zhang Yu, still somewhat dazed, heard it was the class leader's voice and replied accordingly: "Oh, I'm fine! It's just that I felt the shaking getting bigger and bigger while lying down, so I flipped over, didn't expect..."?????? Before Zhang Yu could finish speaking, he felt like the class leader's gaze was a bit off... Hmm, why were there several shadows... He shook his head and opened his eyes again! What Zhang Yu saw was

  One, two

  Three, four

  Here is the translation:

  Five, five pairs of hands, 1...10 middle fingers pointing at themselves! "I'm going to..." Five people said in unison and turned around to leave without looking back. "Mmm" ... Abu seemed to think Zhang Yu was a bit too much, I ran up to pass on the message and Old Big had already broken out in sweat... "How could this be? The old squad leader gave us an assignment!" We can't just let people play with us like this! Standing at a relatively wide spot, Han Wei didn't move, turned around and asked Old Squad Leader; ... The other few people also didn't leave, standing at the high ground, occasionally glancing over at the innocent-looking new recruit Egg Egg, with the Kunlun Snow Peak behind them, the five of them were just like the "Kunlun Five Heroes"... That noisy guy's name was Han Wei, a superior soldier, with a pale face that didn't have an ounce of fat, and a sinister smile that could chill anyone to the bone. He was indeed a very sinister person; no wonder Old Squad Leader described him as "Pirate Version of Han Xin"... Behind Han Wei stood a guy with a pair of bright eyes, a sunny warrior who didn't speak, only smiled silently, but occasionally flashed a piercing glint in his eyes. Zhang Yu knew this was the real mastermind, his name was Li Duo Sheng, also known as Little Li Zi or Li Gong Gong. He had an attitude that made it seem like nothing mattered to him, but no one dared to challenge him, not even Han Wei who usually liked to cause trouble. Because his IQ had reached a terrifying 200... Zhang Yu recalled Old Squad Leader's words! Next to Li Duo Sheng stood a robust superior soldier over 180cm tall, wearing only a thin camouflage training uniform in the cold snow wind, with two strong muscles on his chest that pushed up his white elastic vest; a resolute face paired with a powerful physique, this was absolutely a super tiger general who could take on ten people at once - Zhao Si Hai, also known as "Dead Sea"... Zhang Yu knew he wouldn't last three rounds against this guy... There was also Huang Zhong, an honest man standing next to Old Squad Leader Sun Jian Kang, with a naturally harmless look on his face, just like the third disciple "Sha Monk" from Journey to the West, except without the beard!

  Only those who understand him know that this is the elite among the elites... Old Zhang once revealed to Zhang Yu that the guys on the Dragon's Platform might be more powerful than one another, although they are all high-ranking soldiers, but it seems that they are more capable than he is after serving as a sergeant for several years. They seem to have been directly transferred from other troops...

  Zhang Yu combined with what Old Zhang said on the road and began to match the few people one by one, but looking at those pairs of fiery eyes, it's best not to go up and touch their heads now. After careful analysis, Zhang Yu already knew where the problem lay...

  This is great! Before even reaching the company, they had already offended all the old comrades above, and it was a kind that anyone would find hard to forget...

  However, Zhang Yu also knew that everyone didn't care about this at all, it's just a kind of seasoning for their dull life in the army... But this trick can't be played often...

  "Platoon leader, do you still want this wine? You always say that Snow Monkey often comes to steal your wine?"

  Whoa, if they don't give everyone another dose of strong medicine, it would be hard to mix in. Zhang Yu's brain development power is not inferior to that "Einstein" who only knows how to invent, it's just that the two of them took different paths...

  "Damn, it can't be so coincidental!" Zhao Si Hai, who was wearing only a camouflage uniform, suddenly had bright eyes;

  It's no coincidence that the wine in their team has been stolen several times, and they suspected that it was stolen by wild beasts on the mountain. However, there was no evidence, and the key to the warehouse was only on the platoon leader's waistband...

  "Hmm... what kind of wild beast is that? It's just someone who steals from themselves." Every time Sun Gang Jian got up to put on his pants, he would find that his waistband had been moved by someone, but Old Zhang never said anything about it...

  "Ha ha, I didn't expect this kid to use this matter to threaten a few guys. Spring has come for our Dragon's Platform!" Sun Gang Jian thought beautifully;

  "No way, I'm really out of energy now. It seems that my two big barrels of 62-degree Er Guo Tou might not be safe tomorrow..." The platoon leader also understood Zhang Yu's thoughts and cooperated with him, saying so with a face full of despair.

  "Damn it! 62 degrees, and it's still Er Guo Tou!" Huang Zhong, the honest man, suddenly jumped up and ran down, damn it, what an "honest man"!

  A person's life is bound to be misunderstood. Sometimes you don't need to explain, that will only deepen the misunderstanding. What you need to do is treat it as if nothing happened, just like before, use your sincere heart to treat every friend around you, and then the misunderstanding will become a beautiful memory in your heart...

  To all the high-ranking officials of Bing Huang Chao, let's work together to depict the infinite passion of our little Bing Huang Chao...